Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Tang Seng said in amazement: "Benefactor, twisted melons are not sweet. Why do you do this? Even if you get my man, don't want to get my heart. My heart only belongs to Buddhism. There is no limit to the sea of ​​bitterness. Don't forget to turn your back to the shore. Donor, you are still the same." Don't hold on any longer."

"Hmph, it's not bad to have someone who can get you. Give your love to whom. You monk is really heartless. You seduced me back then, but you made me wait for so many years." The golden-winged roc kissed him Tang Seng was so panicked that he hid in a hurry.

"Benefactor, you must have made a mistake. How could the poor monk seduce you?"

"I don't care, you seduced me, otherwise how could I fall in love with you at first sight? Anyway, you have to be responsible. If you don't, I will let Tathagata not pass on your scriptures!"

"The benefactor is joking. If you can order the Tathagata Buddha, why would you be a monster here? You should have become a saint and a Buddha..."

"Why should I become a saint and a Buddha? I am here as a monster just to wait for you! It seems that you have really forgotten the past, even the fact that I am the Tathagata's aunt."

Tang Seng said in surprise: "How can you talk nonsense? You dare to say such disrespectful words. If the Tathagata Buddha hears about it, he will definitely punish you."

The golden-winged roc suddenly became gentle again, held Tang Seng's hand and said shyly: "I didn't expect my brother to be so worried about me, so I knew you also had me in your heart. Brother, you just wait here for a while, I will go out first and let people prepare the wedding banquet , I will invite you to the banquet in a while."

Tang Seng's face turned red, and he was speechless to the extreme. After the golden-winged roc went out, he lamented: "Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing, Taozi, Xiaobailong, where are you all? I really want to be innocent.”

Shaking his head silently, staring at the bright moon outside the window, he sighed again: "I used to see Bajie make the girls so happy, but the poor monk said he was ignorant. If the poor monk can learn half of it, he can coax the banshee I'm happy, maybe I don't need to get married or have a bridal chamber tonight, and wouldn't it be wonderful to wait for the disciples to come to rescue me?"

The golden-winged roc didn't know what he was thinking about, so he went out humming a little tune, and ordered his staff to prepare a wedding banquet and wedding clothes. She and Tang Seng were getting married tonight.

Congratulations were heard in the palace, and the little demons went to prepare in a hurry.Not long after, countless red lanterns and red silk were hung in the palace, and the palace lanterns were as bright as day, which was very festive.

The wedding banquet was also prepared, no guests were invited, only a big table was set up for the Golden Winged Roc and Tang Seng to enjoy.However, a large group of singers and dancers were called to sing and dance to add to the fun, making it very lively.

The golden-winged roc changed into a wedding dress in his bedroom, and the maids dressed her up again, making her look more coquettish and charming than usual.

Tang Seng was also forced by several demons to take off his cassock and put on a wedding dress, but he spoiled the atmosphere by putting on a bitter face.

The lion camel country is so lively and festive, but the atmosphere in the lion camel cave is oppressive. The green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit know that they have been fooled, and they are all furious.

"Brother, this matter must not be left as it is! That Dapeng is too fussy. She agreed to divide Tang Seng equally, but she took him away alone. I can't swallow this breath anyway!" Trembling and trembling, fire almost spewed out of his nostrils.

Qingshi Jing echoed: "What's more, she took advantage of my king being beaten by Monkey King and others to take Tang Seng away. She clearly used this king!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's lead the brothers to kill them. Hmph, we must snatch Tang Seng back!"

"Kill the past!"

The two monsters immediately ordered five thousand little monsters, and headed towards the lion and camel country aggressively.

Naturally, such a large-scale operation cannot be hidden from the eyes of Sun Wukong and others. They are also rushing to the lion and camel country. Seeing this situation, they immediately have a better idea.

Sun Wukong said: "Just wait until they start fighting, and then we will go rescue Master, and then escape directly from the city."

Zhu Bajie said: "But how can we rescue Master? The banshee will definitely send countless little demons to guard Master."

Tao Tao suggested: "How about setting a fire? Then all the demons will go to fight the fire, and the hands will be scattered."

Sun Wukong said: "You can set fire, but you can't hurt the people."

Tao Tao said: "Then find a deserted palace to release."

Several people quickly made a plan, and arrived outside the palace before the green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit.

Seeing the festive scenes in the palace, and the little demons talking about "marriage, bridal chamber", Sun Wukong and others immediately knew that they had guessed correctly, and the golden-winged roc really couldn't wait to get married with Tang Seng.

This time it was no longer a little demon, Monkey King turned several people into mosquitoes, buzzing and buzzing towards the palace of the golden-winged roc.

"It's so lively in the palace, there's a lot of food over there! Brother Monkey, why don't we save Master after eating and drinking enough?" Zhu Bajie smelled a scent, unexpectedly left the team, flew closer and saw that it was a big table Royal meal.

When he yelled, Tao Tao and the others came over, and the four mosquitoes rested on the plate and stared blankly at the various delicacies.From noon to now, they haven't eaten a single bite, and they are already extremely hungry.

Sha Wujing suggested: "There are too many people here, it's hard to start, why not go to the imperial dining room to eat?"

"The imperial dining room is even more difficult to start with, and the food here is obviously more delicious." Zhu Bajie stretched out a mosquito leg to dip the soup in the bowl, unexpectedly the bowl was too slippery, and he almost fell into it.

After finally getting something into his mouth, he didn’t taste what it was, when he heard an exclamation: “Ah, there are mosquitoes here! Hurry up and kill them, or your Majesty will see them later, and we will have to kill them again.” punished."

A few palace maids rushed forward and "slapped" the mosquitoes. The four of them panicked and quickly raised the distance, and fled away as if flying.

Sha Wujing still didn't forget to ask: "Second senior brother, what's the taste of that soup? Is it good?"

"Hey, I haven't tasted it yet." Zhu Bajie sighed, thinking that the mosquito's legs are too small, if he turned into a human, he could finish the soup in one gulp.

"Hush, look over there, it seems to be Master." Sun Wukong reminded.

A few people just flew out of the window, and one of the windows was not closed, and they caught a glimpse of the monk in the red wedding dress inside, it was Tang Seng with a sad face.

Tao Tao smiled and said, "Master looks handsome in such a dress, no wonder the golden-winged roc can't stop thinking about him."

Just as he was talking, he saw the golden-winged roc coming over, pounced on Tang Seng's body, and ate tofu coquettishly.

"Brother, what are you waiting for? The wedding banquet is ready, let's go to eat now. After the meal, we can drink a cup of wine and have a bridal chamber." The golden-winged roc took Tang Seng's hand and asked Pulling him out, Tang Seng sat there motionless.

The golden-winged roc joked: "Brother, don't be shy, it's just the two of us anyway... Or do you think the preparations for tonight's wedding banquet are too hasty and dissatisfied?"

Tang Seng hurriedly said: "Yes, it is too hasty, I think it can be a few days in the evening."

"How many days at night? Isn't brother waiting for your apprentices to rescue you? I don't want a few days at night, just tonight!" The golden-winged roc pulled hard, and Tang Seng finally couldn't hold on and was pulled up.

At this moment, a little demon outside suddenly exclaimed: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty is not good! There are monsters coming in!"

"What kind of monster, how dare you be so bold!" The golden-winged roc was furious immediately, which bastard with no eyes dared to ruin her and Tang Seng's happy day?

Tang Seng was secretly delighted, it must be some disciples who came to rescue him.

But the little demon said: "It's the green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit in the mountains, they want your majesty to hand over Tang Seng."

"Presumptuous! These two damned monsters dare to bully the door, pass the order down, order all the little monsters, and kill them together!" The golden-winged roc roared angrily, and issued an order.

"Yes, Your Majesty!" Xiao Yao hurried out to order.

The golden-winged roc had no choice but to let go of Tang Seng's hand, and immediately turned his anger into joy, and said coquettishly: "Brother, don't be afraid, wait until I beat those two damned monsters back, and then I will come back to accompany you for dinner, and then we will have a bridal chamber."

"Go, don't worry about me." Tang Seng heaved a sigh of relief. Although he was a little disappointed that the person who came was not his apprentice, he didn't have to worry about the bridal chamber for the time being.

"Well, brother, just wait here for a while, and you must wait for him to come back." The golden-winged roc winked, and the electric Tang Seng lowered his head.

As soon as the golden-winged roc left, Tang Seng heaved a sigh of relief, and walked quickly to the window to have a look. Sure enough, he heard the roar of killing outside.There were monsters fighting all around the imperial city, and those who heard it were terrified.

"Master." Suddenly a familiar voice came from his ear, Tang Seng was startled, and looked around, but saw nothing.

"Master, we are here." A few mosquitoes flew into the room together, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie suddenly changed and returned to human form.Monkey King helped Tao Tao and Sha Wujing back to their real bodies, while Zhu Bajie closed the window.

"Wukong, Wu Neng, Wu Jing, Tao Zi, as a teacher, I know that you will come to rescue each other. If you don't come again, the teacher will lose his innocence and be bridal by that monster." Tang Seng turned his worries into joy, His hands were not idle, and he took off the dazzling wedding dress in twos and twos.

Monkey King handed him the cassock to wear, and Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "How did Master say that he was bridal by that monster? Maybe you will also enjoy it then."

"You're talking nonsense again." Tang Seng glared at Zhu Bajie, and argued, "What kind of person is a teacher?"

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, I think that banshee is very good. She has been waiting for you for many years, and she is also infatuated. How about you..."

"Amitabha. Bajie, not to mention whether what she said is true or not, even if it is true, but as a teacher who has entered the Buddhist gate and vowed not to be polluted by the world of mortals, it is impossible for me and her. You don't want to do this. Bring it up again, or I will get angry as a teacher." Tang Seng's face was serious, and what he said was so decisive that Zhu Bajie didn't dare to joke anymore.

"Master, the two monsters who caught you earlier led a large group of little monsters to attack, and we just took this opportunity to escape. After a while, we will all turn into little monsters, so don't show your secrets." Sun Wukong saw him change his clothes , and spoke his plan.

Tang Seng nodded and said: "You have experience as a teacher, you can just change."

So Sun Wukong turned them all into the appearance of little demons, and plucked out a vellus hair to turn into a fake Tang monk, still wearing wedding clothes and sitting by the bed, silently chanting scriptures.

Sun Wukong jumped out of the window first, making sure that there was no one around, Zhu Bajie, Tao Tao, and Sha Wujing went out.Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie went to find a secluded palace and set fire to it, which would greatly attract the attention of the palace guards.

The two brothers and sisters finally chose a remote palace that was uninhabited, and after confirming that there were only a few idle little demons inside, Tao Tao fanned them over.

In an instant, a fire dragon came out of thin air, sweeping across the eaves and pillars suddenly.When the dry wood met the raging fire, it burned quickly, and the little monster inside couldn't help screaming loudly and ran out. It didn't take a while to attract most of the monster guards in the palace.

Monkey King picked up Tang Seng at this time, and several people walked along a remote path and found the palace smoothly.

"The white dragon horse is waiting outside the city. Master, we have to leave the city first. Can you still walk?" Monkey King was very worried about Tang Seng's physical strength. If Tang Seng couldn't run, he might have to find someone to carry it.

"Don't worry, I still have some strength to be a teacher." Tang Seng didn't want to be underestimated by his apprentices, so he started trotting along with the crowd.

The foreign enemy invaded and the city was in chaos. The people hid in their houses one after another and closed their doors.The street was full of little monsters from both sides fighting, so they touched it along the way without any danger, and they were not hurt.

Tang Seng was out of breath after running more than halfway, but he continued to trot, but the speed was about the same as that of a turtle.Sun Wukong couldn't see it, so he asked Zhu Bajie to carry it, but Zhu Bajie still carried him on the back after mumbling a few words.

"Master, you must exercise more in the future. The next time you encounter this situation, the old pig will not carry you."

"Idiot, who do you not recite?" Monkey King scolded.

Tang Seng said embarrassingly: "I must exercise more after becoming a teacher."

After walking for half an hour, the master and apprentice escaped from the west gate, and ran forward for a while before Zhu Bajie put Tang Seng down, and Bai Longma was waiting beside him.

In mid-air, the golden-winged roc was still fighting against the blue lion spirit and the white elephant spirit with one against two. Still unwilling to retreat.

"The green lion and the white elephant may not be able to hold on any longer. We have to leave quickly." Sun Wukong changed them back to their original form, put Tang Seng on his horse, and headed west quickly.

The golden-winged roc fought with the blue lion and white elephant for another quarter of an hour, and the two monsters really couldn't hold on and were defeated.The [-] little demons they brought with them were also killed or wounded, almost completely annihilated.

The green lion and white elephant were both sad and angry, and cursed: "You monster is too much, you robbed Tang Seng and beat our brothers like this, you must be rewarded."

"Hahahaha...cursing if you can't beat my mother? Tang Seng is in hand, laughing at the mad dog, you can scold as much as you like, and when I get tired of listening to it, I will cut off your tongue! If it weren't for waiting to marry Tang Seng in the bridal chamber, my mother would not I will let you go." The golden-winged roc returned happily, laughing and returned to the palace, ready to have a wedding banquet with Tang Seng.

"Brother, what should we do..." Bai Xiangjing burst into tears, staring at the golden-winged roc's back for a long time without looking away.

Qingshijing sighed: "If you lose, you will lose. We have to afford to lose. Second brother, it seems that this Tang monk meat can't be eaten. Let's go back now."

"But my brother is not reconciled, why should the good things be taken by that girl?"

"What can I do if I'm not reconciled? I can't beat it again and again, alas..."

"Ugh……"

The two brothers sighed, supported each other and left in embarrassment.

Besides, the golden-winged roc, after returning happily, saw that Tang Seng was still obediently staying in the room, so he leaned over happily and hugged him and kissed him.Although the fake Tang Monk was shy and coy, he didn't push her away, which made the golden-winged roc even happier.

They took the fake Tang Monk to a wedding banquet, and the two of them played with each other, and after eating, they drank a cup of wine, and the golden-winged roc was almost drunk before drinking.

"Brother, you've finally come to your senses, and you know how much you love her. Let's have a bridal chamber tonight, okay? A spring night is worth a thousand dollars."

"It's all right if you say so." The fake Tang Monk smiled gently.

The golden-winged roc covered his mouth and chuckled, dragged him to the wedding room, and ordered the little demons to never come in and disturb him, otherwise they will be shot and killed!

As soon as he entered the room, the golden-winged roc couldn't hold back any longer. He tore off his clothes and rushed towards the fake Tang monk.Kissed the person's face a few times, and the golden-winged roc went to tear off the fake Tang Monk's clothes, but the fake Tang Monk just laughed and let her do what she wanted.

The red candles in the room were shining brightly, and the atmosphere was getting hotter and hotter. Unknowingly, the moon was already in the sky, and the golden-winged roc had already stripped the two of them naked, and was about to take the last step.

Suddenly, she felt that something was wrong with the person below her, her body that was as smooth as jade suddenly became fluffy, the golden-winged roc was startled, and when she looked up, her brother Sanzang turned into a little demon at some point!

"Ah..." the golden-winged roc suddenly screamed, and his face changed drastically.Yi Gulu jumped out of the bed, stared at the monster on the bed and asked, "Where did the monster come from, how dare it turn into a Tang monk and climb onto my mother's bed!"

The golden-winged roc was trembling with anger, pulled off the curtain and wrapped it around his body, wishing to tear the person in front of him to pieces.

Hateful, really too hateful, how dare to play with her feelings, and even want to destroy her innocence!

The little demon got up slowly, and said in a staid voice: "The young one was sent by the Green Lion King and the White Elephant King. They captured Tang Seng, and let the young one pretend to be."

"Bold! These two damned monsters are actually fighting each other." The golden-winged roc was furious. Before, he was proud of defeating those two useless things, but he didn't expect to be deceived.

Asked what he wanted, the golden-winged roc was merciless, and burned the little demon to death with a ball of fire.But I don't know, it was only a monkey hair of Monkey King.

As soon as the monkey hair was destroyed, Monkey King sensed it, frowned slightly and said: "My monkey hair was burned, it must be the golden-winged roc who noticed something was wrong."

"Then what should we do? The banshee will definitely catch up." Zhu Bajie was terrified, the golden-winged roc was as powerful as a blue lion and a white elephant.They only ran for dozens of miles, and the banshee could catch up in minutes.

Sun Wukong said: "Don't worry for now, I lied to her that Master was kidnapped by the green lion spirit and the white elephant spirit, I believe it will be delayed for a while."

In the palace, the golden-winged roc put on new clothes, and really rushed to the lion camel mountain angrily.