Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

When she arrived at the kitchen, Tao Tao blushed suddenly. In the messy kitchen, there was a naked man tied up. It was Tang Seng.Tang Seng was ashamed and anxious, his fair skin was dyed pink, and he had just been fished out of the tub, with drops of water hanging on his body.

Needless to say, it's quite attractive at first glance.

A few demons were standing next to him with their swords up, discussing how to cut it.Some said to cut open the stomach first and take out the intestines and stomachs, some said to chop off the head first, and some said it was too wasteful, just put it in the pot and cook it.

"Go, go, go, if you don't know how to do it, just go! Just now, the demon king ordered me and my little brothers to deal with Tang monk meat. You useless waste, go and deal with those wild boars and hares." Monkey King roared With a cry, he coaxed all the little demons away.

The little demons heard that it was the devil's order, and they didn't dare to resist, so they went to the other side to deal with the game in desperation.

Tao Tao saw that although the kitchen was large, it was connected, and they couldn't replace Tang Seng in full view: "Brother Monkey, what should we do?"

Monkey King said: "Don't worry, wait for the opportunity."

Tao Tao dawdled to take out the croton and soaked it in the water, while Monkey King kept staring at the little monsters who were handling the game, and when the little monsters all turned their backs, he suddenly cast a fixation technique!

"Hurry up." He urged, Tao Tao quickly untied Tang Seng, while Monkey King smashed a monster into Tang Seng's appearance, and then used his monkey hair to change into that monster's appearance, turning Tang Seng into Tang Seng's appearance. It looks like a fake monster.

Tang Seng said pleasantly: "Wukong, Taozi, it's you. As a teacher, I knew that you would definitely come to rescue me."

"Shh, master, I will turn you into a monster first, and you will be next to me in a while, but you must not reveal your secrets." tied to a pole.

Tang Seng glanced at the bound monster. Although it wasn't him, he still felt awkward looking at the exact same face, especially in front of Tao Tao.

Tao Tao smiled and said, "I'm going to stew him in a while, Master, if you're afraid, don't watch it, lest you have nightmares at night."

"Amitabha, Amitabha." Tang Seng turned his face away on the spot, but it was very strange to read these words in the appearance of a monster.

Only then did Sun Wukong stop the body-fixing technique, and the little monsters were unconscious and continued to cut the wild boar.

Cutting people into pieces is too bloody, so Tao Tao asked Monkey King to do it for him.Just as Monkey King killed the monster's head, it rolled to the ground, when a burly figure suddenly walked in and almost stepped on it.

"This is Tang Seng's head? You monsters are so rude, why did you just chop off the head?" The giant crab spider picked up the fake Tang Seng's head, held it for a few times, and threw it on the chopping board.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "It's all ordered by the devil, to stew Tang's monk meat to pieces, and give the best piece of meat to Madam for you to eat."

"Shut up! Who is his wife?" The giant crab spider raised her eyebrows and said sharply, "Say one more word, you monster, and see if I don't screw your head off!"

Sun Wukong dared not speak out, and asked coldly: "This is a place for cooking, isn't Your Majesty afraid of getting dirty?"

The giant crab spider ignored him and wandered around the kitchen. All the little demons were frightened and lowered their heads, fearing that she would make trouble.Tao Tao and Tang Seng were especially nervous. Tao Tao was worried that Croton would be recognized, and Tang Seng was worried that he would be recognized.

Unexpectedly, the giant crab spider actually stopped in front of Tao Tao after walking around, staring at the croton in the pot and frowning: "What is this?"

Tao Tao tried her best to force a smile and said, "My lord, these are fragrant beans. They are very fragrant. Eating them can beautify your skin and make you look beautiful. It's the best stewed Tang monk meat!"

"My lord hates eating beans the most, throw them away for me." The giant crab spider suddenly made an attack, and Tao Tao's expression changed slightly. If there was no Croton, wouldn't their previous efforts be in vain?

At this moment, a few little demons passed by the door holding several large altars of wine, and wisps of mellow wine fragrance wafted in.The giant crab spider's eyes lit up, and it ignored Croton, and immediately chased after it.

Tao Tao breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time doubted the motive of the giant crab spider.Sun Wukong was thoughtful, and recruited a fake monster to continue chopping up the fake Tang Monk, while he followed the giant crab spider.

After a while, the fake Tang Monk was finally chopped up and put into a pot to stew.Tao Tao also washed the crotons and poured them into the pot together. After adding various seasonings, the aroma immediately came out.

The little monsters who cooked wild game were amazed immediately, and compared to what they cooked, they couldn't bear to look directly at them.

A little demon stared at the covered cauldron, slobbered and asked, "Little Jianghe, how did you make this, why is it so fragrant?"

Tao Tao was taken aback, so her name was Xiao Jianghe?What a weird name.She smiled kindly and said, "This is Tang's monk meat, with fragrant beans in it, won't it be delicious? I'll save some more soup for you later, so you can ask your friends to have a sip."

"Xiao Jianghe, you are really a good person. By the way, why don't you see your brother Xiao Hejiang?" Several monsters were overjoyed, and someone noticed that Monkey King was missing.

"My brother has gone to the latrine, and he will be back soon, don't worry, he won't object." Tao Tao deliberately lifted the lid of the pot, and the attention of the little demons was immediately attracted to him, and he took several deep breaths.

"Go, go, go, what are you doing here?" Sun Wukong's voice suddenly sounded, driving the monsters away again.

Tao Tao smiled and said, "I just promised to leave some soup for them later, brother, you won't object?"

"Of course not, they can drink as much as they want." Sure enough, Sun Wukong didn't object, and the little demons smiled happily, and some even went out to call friends secretly.

"Brother Monkey, what did you see?" Tao Tao asked softly.

"You don't know, that giant crab spider is more ruthless than us!" Sun Wukong laughed in a low voice, "She put poison in the wine, and I heard her talking to herself, saying it was a kind of poison specially produced by their giant crab spider. Poison the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord to death."

Tao Tao was surprised and said: "Then our work is in vain? This croton is not as good as her penis."

Sun Wukong said: "Let's take a look first, it's safer to do both."

Besides, the four spider spirits who wanted to get rid of the giant crab spider really came to the door together.All of them were holding presents in their hands, and the presents were covered with red silk, and they didn't know what was inside.

"Mojun, I heard that you are going to marry Sister Cancer Spider as your wife. We sisters came here to congratulate you. By the way, why didn't you see Sister Cancer Spider? This gift is all for her." Happy Spider first He opened his mouth, looked left and right but didn't see a giant crab spider, and was a little puzzled.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord smiled and said, "You guys are really caring. Sister Cancer is shy, and she is still dressing up in the room."

"That being the case, let's send the gift to her room, just to add luster to her." The ghost spider's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart that it really didn't take much effort.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch had no doubts about him, and nodded in agreement: "Then you all go ahead, as it happens to be able to help her dress up, although my Cancer sister is naturally beautiful, and no one can match her."

The four spiders rolled their eyes at the same time, that dead fat woman is also known as the natural beauty that no one can match, so aren't the few of them surpassing the gods?The four of them doubted the aesthetics of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

Several spider spirits looked at each other, and they really went to the room of the giant crab spider.The giant crab spider had just come back from being poisoned, and when it heard someone knocking on the door, it thought something had happened.When he opened the door, he saw a few spider spirits, and his face darkened on the spot.

"What are you guys doing here? Are you watching the jokes of the king?"

Pooh, a few people cursed secretly in their hearts, but their faces were full of smiles: "We sisters heard that you are going to marry the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, so we came here to congratulate you. Sister Cancer, let us go in first?"

"Hmph, who doesn't know that you little elves like that disgusting centipede? Will you come to congratulate me?" The giant crab spider didn't show any face. Looking at the gifts held by several people, it sneered and said: "It contains What are they? Are they all here to harm me?"

She blocked the door with her big face, but she didn't let anyone in. The spiders were impatient, and they didn't expect this fat woman to be so difficult to deal with.

The red rose spider was quite impatient, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, and cursed angrily: "What qualifications do you have to say that about the devil, you ugly fat woman? You don't take a pee and take a picture of yourself, you can see that ugly appearance People vomit, and still want to marry the devil? Dreaming!"

The other three spider spirits didn't have time to stop them, they clearly agreed to trick the fat woman into using their things first, and then take care of her.

Unexpectedly, the giant crab spider laughed loudly: "My lord knows it, this is what is in your heart! Why, you became angry so quickly? Then let me tell you, it is the centipede who wants to marry my lord, not my lord." If he has the ability, let your devil change his mind and cancel this marriage."

"You, you are really too much!" The red rose spider was anxious, and suddenly opened the box in its hand, and flung it at the giant crab spider.

A puff of pink powder suddenly enveloped the giant crab spider, and the powder exuded a seductive aroma, like rouge powder for makeup.

The giant crab spider couldn't dodge in time, and was sprayed all over the face, and the skin immediately itched.

The red rose spider laughed loudly and said, "Let you go crazy, fat woman, and try my old lady's family heirloom: the invincible pink rouge! Keeping it makes you itch until your skin rots, let's see how you can get married!"

"Ah..." The giant crab spider couldn't help scratching its face with both hands, screaming incessantly, even the eyeballs were itchy.

Seeing this, the other three spider spirits also completely tore their faces, and took out their presents one after another.

"Damn fat woman, let you also taste our power!"

One took a phoenix crown full of fine needles and put it on the head of the giant crab spider, another took a wedding robe dyed red with spider silk to put on the giant crab spider, and the other took an embroidered shoe studded with nails and wanted to wear it on the giant crab spider.

The giant crab spider is not easy to mess with, after suffering from the red rose spider, how can the other three succeed?He casually picked up the chair next to him and threw it at several spider spirits.

At the same time, he yelled angrily: "Hundred-eyed Demon Monarch, where did you die? Why don't you hurry up and save me?!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was drinking happily, and when he heard this sound, he was so startled that he spilled the wine, and led a group of little demons to save people.When we got closer, we saw that the situation was already out of control.

The four spider spirits pressed the giant crab spider on the ground and beat it, pulled its hair, ripped off its clothes, and swearing, it was so vile.

"Stop! Stop it for me!" The Hundred-eyed Demon King's eyeballs were about to fall out, these spider spirits are so brave, they dare to treat his Cancer sister like this!

With one kick, he kicked the four spider spirits away. The four spider spirits were crying, but the giant crab spider, whose nose was bruised and face swollen from the beating, crawled up.

"Sister Cancer, are you okay? I don't know how dare these vicious women treat you like this, otherwise they wouldn't be let in at all." The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord wiped the itchy powder on the Cancer Spider's face with his sleeve, and rubbed Seeing the wound, the Cancer Spider took a deep breath in pain.

The giant crab spider scolded angrily: "My lord just saw you doing it on purpose! Did you mean to make fun of me?"

"Hey... Mojun, I really love you, why do you want to marry such an ugly and vulgar fat woman?" The red rose spider suddenly hugged the hundred-eyed Mojun's thigh, almost pulling his pants down. Picked it off.

"Hey... the devil is so eccentric, this fat woman doesn't love you at all, why are you so devoted to her? How can she be beautiful..." Xizhu crawled over and hugged the other one of the hundred-eyed devil. Thighs, tears wet his pants.

The long-legged blind spider stood up smartly and hugged the arm of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "Hey... He loves you so much, why are you willing to beat him? Why are you willing to make him sad?"

The ghost spider also hummed, hugged the other arm of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, and rubbed his head in his arms: "Devil Lord, will you marry me? I am the one who loves you the most..."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon King's head grew bigger, and he said angrily: "Shut up! You vicious women know why this Demon Lord doesn't like you? It's because you are too vicious! Get out of here!"

In an instant, the four spider spirits were bounced away violently, and hit the wall hard one by one, grinning their teeth as they fell, and the buzzing sound became louder.

"I let you in because of my old friendship, but you did such insane things. I won't let you go!" The Hundred-eyed Demon Lord suddenly took off his clothes, and hundreds of people Both eyes opened at the same time, and golden light shot out suddenly.

The four spider spirits suddenly screamed in horror, lying on the ground begging for mercy: "Devil Lord, spare your life, spare your life, we don't dare anymore... blah blah... really dare not..."

"So domineering!" The Cancer Spider stared at him intently as if meeting the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord for the first time, and even the eyes on his body were not so disgusting anymore.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch frowned when he heard this claim, and said with a dog-legged smile: "Sister Cancer likes it? As long as Sister Cancer gives an order, I will take care of cleaning up all these vicious women, so that they will not see the sun tomorrow." .”

The Cancer Spider's complexion darkened, revealing a look of disgust: "Don't call me Cancer Sister, my king hates the little boy!"

Sure enough, domineering does not exist in this disgusting centipede, but her Monkey King is the most domineering.By the way, why didn't Monkey King come to save Tang Seng?Tang Seng's head was chopped off and put into the pot.

"It's so noisy." The giant crab spider glanced at the spider spirits, and the hundred-eyed devil hurriedly put away his spells and put on his clothes.

The four spider spirits burst into tears from the pain, and didn't get up for a long time, just lying there crying.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord ordered: "Come here, drive out all these vicious women!"

"Wait." But the giant crab spider stopped her, rolled her eyes, and immediately thought about it, she suddenly said kindly: "Aren't they going to have a wedding wine? Then leave after eating the wine. Anyone who dares not eat, I will Kill her!"

"Sister Cancer is right." The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord asked the little demon to tie up a few spider spirits, moved them to the table where the wine was served, and then ordered the wine and food to be served.

Sun Wukong and Tao Tao had just finished cooking a large pot of croton stewed fake Tang monk meat, when they heard this, they immediately cheered, "Tang monk meat is here! Tang monk meat is here!"

Immediately scooped out several large bowls, each person took a bowl, and placed them in front of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, the Giant Crab Spider, and the other four spider spirits.

Hey, when these monsters eat the food, there will be a good show.

Unexpectedly, the giant crab spider frowned when it saw the beans in the bowl, knocked the bowl to the ground with a slap, and said angrily, "Didn't I tell you to throw the beans away? Why are they still stewed in the meat?"

"Hey, my Tang monk meat..." The Hundred-eyed Demon Monarch uttered a pity, then his face changed, and he scolded: "Xiao Jianghe, Xiao Hejiang, what's the matter with you? Why didn't you beat the beans and throw them away?"

Tao Tao scolded the fat woman to death in her heart, and she had pity on that big bowl of croton soup!

Monkey King apologized and said with a smile: "Monarch, this is the fragrant bean we picked back specially. Eating it can beautify your skin and improve your self-cultivation. It is most suitable for a beauty like the king."

"So that's how it is." The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord exhorted the Cancer Spider happily: "Sister Cancer, they also have good intentions, so don't be angry. What's the big deal, you don't eat beans and only drink soup? I heard that stewed meat is good It's all in the soup. Look, you caught this Tang Monk anyway, and now the meat is all cooked, what a pity if you don't eat it?"

Smelling the aroma of the meat, the giant crab spider was indeed a bit greedy: "Well, I will only eat meat and soup, not the beans."

"That's right. You two, why don't you serve another bowl to my sister Cancer?"

Monkey King said with a bitter face: "There are only a few bowls in total, and there is only soup left in the pot."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord said anxiously: "Come here, pick out all the Tang Monk meat from the four bowls and give it to my sister Cancer. Hmph, it's enough for the four poisonous women to give them beans!"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Monkey King and Tao Tao hurriedly picked out all the meat in the four bowls, scooped up a few tablespoons of soup, and put it in front of the giant crab spider: "Please use, Your Majesty."

The giant crab spider let out a "hmm", but didn't eat it. Instead, it lifted the wine jar and poured a big bowl full for the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and then ordered the little demons to fill it up for the four spider spirits.

Seeing her initiative, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was so happy that he picked up the bowl and drank it down on the spot: "Sister Cancer, today is our big day, come, eat a piece of Tang Monk meat."

As he spoke, he picked up a piece of meat and fed it into the mouth of the giant crab spider.

The Giant Crab Spider chewed it, biting it so loudly, it frowned and asked, "Why does it smell like spider droppings?"