Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

The conditions in this temple were poor, and Tao Tao didn't bother to prepare those exquisite dishes for them. After looking at the ingredients in the kitchen, she decided to make three dishes: braised pork ribs in brown sauce, stewed beef with potatoes, and a stewed chicken with mushrooms!

Instructing the little demons to build a stove in the open space, and brought out all the ingredients, Tao Tao took out her own pots and pans from the space, and showed off her cooking skills on the spot.

Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and Xiao Bailong all stared at her. They hadn't eaten all day and night, and they were already very hungry. Seeing Tao Tao cooking at this time, their mouths would drool. .

Huang Mei was still thinking of reading a joke before, but when Tao Tao got started, his smile disappeared.

That proficient knife technique is by no means something that a novice can achieve. Seeing her methodical movements, like flowing clouds and flowing water without any hindrance, it even feels pleasing to the eye.

When the dishes were cooked and emitted a tempting aroma, all the monsters present couldn't hold back, and surrounded them recklessly, squeezing them tightly.Even those real monks watched curiously.

When the first plate of braised pork ribs came out, Huang Mei couldn't help swallowing his saliva. He swore that he had never smelled such an aroma in his life!No wonder the pig said his food was unpalatable. Compared with this, it is more than unpalatable?It's almost unbearable.

He began to wonder how he got here in this life.

Seeing their stupid appearance, Tao Tao knew that her plan had succeeded again. Hmph, she has demonstrated her cooking skills to monsters so many times, and she hasn't missed a single one!

When the second dish of beef stew with potatoes was also out of the pan, some monsters finally drool.This dish has a different aroma from the braised pork ribs. Just by looking at the beautiful color, you know that the taste must be the same.

Two dishes with strong flavors came, and Tao Tao made the third dish which was light chicken stewed with mushrooms.The chicken soup is white and exudes a faint fragrance, which whets the appetite.

Seeing that Huang Mei was dumbfounded, she couldn't help raising her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Do you want to eat?"

"Think!" Huang Mei said loudly instinctively, and then she realized it, scratching her head in embarrassment: "Can I eat it now?"

"No."

"Why not? Didn't you say make it for me?"

Tao Tao pointed to Tang Seng and the others: "You have to let them go, so I'll feed them to you, otherwise I'll throw them away, and you won't be able to eat them for the rest of your life, and you'll be so hungry!"

"It's really the most poisonous woman's heart." Huang Mei took a breath, let him experience such a delicious food, but he couldn't eat it in his life, how cruel?

But this time there was no entanglement or struggle, he waved his hand directly: "Release Tang Monk and send him out of the temple gate."

"Why only let my master go?" Tao Tao bargained, "You have to let them all go."

"That can't be done. If you run away at that time, who will my lord turn to?" Huang Mei was not confused, and he refused to agree to let them all go.

Tao Tao had no choice but to send her master out first, then they all had mana and could escape by themselves.

Tang Seng was half happy and half worried, and under the urging of Zhu Bajie and others, he left Xiaoleiyin Temple first.

"Can I eat this time?" Huang Mei didn't respond to Tao Tao at all, and took a plate with one hand, and disappeared in an instant.

Tao Tao: "..."

Huang Mei snatched back the door of her own room as if fleeing, closed the door carefully, grabbed a spare rib with her hand and put it into her mouth.Immediately, the fragrance mixed with all kinds of weird flavors spread on the coating of the tongue. There are many flavors that have never been tasted, but it makes people want to stop.

He didn't even spit out the bone, but grabbed a second piece and ate four or five pieces of ribs before turning to another dish.He picked up potatoes with his left hand, and a piece of beef with his right hand, and fed them together, filling his mouth.

All kinds of strange flavors spread again, but they were so delicious that he couldn't stop them at all.

While eating happily, a faint fragrance suddenly came from the window, only to realize that the window was not closed, and Tao Tao was standing outside, holding a bowl of soup in her hand.

"You don't look very good at eating, aren't you afraid of being choked to death? Would you like to try this bowl of soup?" Tao Tao shook her head and laughed, this Huang Mei is really a child who hasn't grown up, it's unreasonable to gobble everything up like this.

Without saying a word, Huang Mei took a big sip of the soup, and the aroma of chicken and mushrooms wafted through him. He took a long and comfortable breath, and he was almost ecstatic.

"But it's still delicious. It has a very pungent taste. It's hot in your mouth, and it's hot in your stomach. Little pig, what did you add?" Huang Mei put down the bowl and twisted another piece Feed the ribs into your mouth and eat with relish.

"Don't call me Little Xiangzhu, I'm Tao Tao!" Tao Tao stared at him, guessing that he was talking about chili peppers, and immediately took it to heart. "The thing you mentioned is called pepper. It is a great tonic. It is fragrant and spicy. It is the most delicious. If you eat a big bowl a day, you can also strengthen your body and improve your cultivation. It is more powerful than ginseng."

"Is there such a good thing? Then how much do you have? Give it to me, and I promise you will not trouble Tang Seng in the future." Huang Mei was already in a state of delicacy, and even said such words.

Tao Tao pretended to be embarrassed and said: "This is very expensive, and I don't have much."

"How expensive? I traded Tang Seng's safety for you."

Tao Tao said unhappily: "Hmph, how can this be enough? Think about Taishang Laojun's elixir, how expensive his elixir is, and my chili is as expensive as mine. Say it yourself, I'll get a big pot of chili. Pay what?"

Huang Mei just swallowed a piece of spare ribs and almost choked on it. She was surprised and said, "It's so expensive? Then, how about I exchange it with you for a mace? It's the one you stole earlier."

Tao Tao originally wanted Houtian Bag or Jin Nao, but thought that this guy would definitely not agree, and it would be nice to have a mace.

"Okay." She really took out a large jar of chili from the space, and it was all prepared chili sauce. As long as it was boiled in boiling oil, it would be delicious and drool. It tasted better than Laoganma.

When Huang Mei saw the big jar of red peppers, he handed over the mace without hesitation, and wanted to eat it with the peppers in his arms.

"You can't eat this yet, wait a minute, I'll cook it for you." Tao Tao happily put away the mace, and was about to burst into joy. Huang Mei even agreed to such a condition of humiliating power and humiliating the country, it seems that she is really a big eater .

It happened that Huang Mei had already finished the two plates of delicacies, so Le Diandian followed Tao Tao to the cooking place. While drinking the fragrant chicken stewed mushroom soup, he watched Tao Tao cook chili for him.

A large pot of chili peppers was poured into the boiling oil, and a strange aroma was emitted immediately. Huang Mei took a sharp sniff and sighed: "That's the smell!"

After the peppers were cooked, they could not be put back into the jars. The demons brought a large stack of bowls, scooped half a bowl of Taotao into each, and put them aside to dry.Huang Mei couldn't wait any longer, picked up a bowl and poured it into his mouth, the hot and spicy taste almost made his mouth burst into flames.

"Excellent!" Huang Mei blushed completely after drinking a big bowl.

The little demons were stunned and couldn't help drooling.

Tao Tao laughed secretly, but said nonsense in a serious manner: "Have you felt the power? That surging fiery air is training your meridians and bones and enhancing your strength."

"I feel it, it's really powerful!" Huang Mei was limped by being fooled, picked up a bowl and poured it into his mouth again, this time it was so spicy that his ears and heart hurt, and his head was about to burst into smoke.

Tao Tao encouraged: "Hurry up, hurry up, a few more bowls should be enough, please come on."

"Okay." Huang Mei directly picked up two bowls this time, and took a sip from each bowl. His hot tongue was blistered, his stomach was overwhelmed, and he felt full and nauseous.

"Hold on, it's going to be fine. Look, your whole body has turned red. This is the result of being forced to improve your strength and your meridians are running!" Tao Tao patted his back and continued to encourage (fool).

Huang Mei was sweating profusely, his eyes were a little unclear, and his mind was dizzy. He really thought it was the result of forcibly improving his strength.

Seeing that there were still five large bowls on the table, he asked, "Can I drink these at night? Wait for me to absorb and digest them first?"

Tao Tao saw that he had reached his limit, so he waved his hand generously and said, "Then save it for the evening, but the effect will not be so good then."

Huang Mei felt a little distressed, but he couldn't hold on any longer, so he had to endure the pain and wait until the evening.Just as he was about to go back to meditate and absorb it, his stomach suddenly screamed, his complexion changed, he couldn't hold on anymore, and immediately ran to the latrine.

Tao Tao shouted from behind: "It's working, it's working, this is to expel all the toxins in your body!"

After eating so much chili, I can't see Huangmei being pulled to a point of collapse.

"Hahahaha..." She was about to laugh like crazy, it turned out that there really are such simple, unpretentious and easy-to-deceive monsters in this world.If I knew Huang Mei was so easy to deceive, what kind of pet would she pretend to be?At the beginning, I used food strategy.

The little demons looked at each other and salivated at the remaining bowls of chili peppers, but no one dared to steal them to eat.

"Go, put everything away." Tao Tao ordered arrogantly. Seeing that she was so favored, the little demons did not dare to disobey the order, and got busy.

Not long after, Huang Mei came out of the latrine, Tao Tao encouraged him a few more words, he really believed it.Without saying a few words, he hurried to the toilet again, and never came out again.

Tao Tao waited for a quarter of an hour without seeing Huang Mei, secretly thinking that Laxuan must be unable to get out, she hurried to the back hall, killed two little demons with two sticks, and broke in.

"Brother, Wu Jing, I've made that guy so sick that he can't get out of his stomach, so let's run away."

"Little sister, you are really good, what did you do to him?" Zhu Bajie said in his heart, wasn't he cooking something delicious for that monster?Did you take laxatives?

"It's nothing, just cooked a few bowls of chili for him to eat, saying it's a good thing to improve his cultivation."

"Hahahaha..." Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing laughed out loud, almost blowing off the roof.

"Keep your voice down, I will attract the monster later..."

"It's not good, Zhu Bajie and the others were rescued, come quickly!" Before he finished speaking, the little demon exclaimed from outside, and in an instant, hundreds of little demons surrounded him from all directions.

Once Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing got away, how could they see these little monsters in their eyes?Seeing one fight one, and two fight one pair, Tao Tao killed a bloody path without using a hand.

The two brothers had been trapped for a long time, and now they vented their anger on these monsters. Tao Tao took the opportunity to rescue Xiao Bailong, and rushed out of the encirclement without any effort.

When approaching the gate of the temple, two figures suddenly flashed in midair, they were Monkey King and Nezha.

It turned out that Sun Wukong went to the Heavenly Court again after his defeat, but this time he was embarrassed to borrow troops from the Jade Emperor, so he found Nezha by virtue of his personal relationship.Nezha is a teenager at heart, how can he bear it when he hears that there are monsters who can be subdued?After talking to Li Tianwang, he went down to earth with Monkey King.

When they arrived at Xiaoleiyin Temple and saw this scene, both of them were amazed, they escaped by themselves.

When Sun Wukong was about to dive down, there was an angry shout from the temple: "Little Xiangzhu, you lied to me again?! This thing is not for improving cultivation at all, it's just to make my king have diarrhea on purpose, right? Want to escape? I think Where are you fleeing this time?!"

Huang Mei was furious, and when he heard the screams of the little demons outside, he knew something was wrong, so regardless of whether his stomach hurts or not, he took off the Houtian bag and rushed out.

Tao Tao, Zhu Bajie and the others were taken aback, but don't be so coincidental, they were only a few steps away from escaping!

"Tao Zi, hurry up, the old grandson is here to stop him!" Seeing that the situation was not going well, Monkey King and Nezha rushed towards Huang Mei together.

Huang Mei's diarrhea made his hands and feet weak, and more than half of his mana was lost. The day after tomorrow, the bag was not so handy to use, and its power was also weakened.

Seeing the opportunity, Sun Wukong and the other two attacked from the left and the right.

Seeing that he was about to hit Huang Mei, Huang Mei also exerted his last strength, the day after tomorrow the bag suddenly came out with a gravitational force, Monkey King yelled "Nezha be careful", but it was too late.

As soon as Nezha's red-tasseled spear was thrust out, he was put into a bag.

Huang Mei wanted to take the Houtian bag to collect Sun Wukong again, but Sun Wukong turned somersault and left far away.

"My lord is so mad... No good..." Huang Mei cursed, covered her stomach and ran towards the toilet cleanly.

After going through all kinds of hardships, all the brothers Sun Wukong finally escaped. When everyone gathered together, they did not dare to be filled with emotions, and Tang Seng almost cried again.

Not daring to stay near Xiaoleiyin Temple, Monkey King led several people for more than ten miles before stopping.

"Although we all escaped, there are still many gods and Buddhas who were captured by that monster. We must not ignore it." ?

Zhu Bajie said: "But there is nothing we can do with that broken bag. I heard there is a golden cymbal. Brother Monkey, do you want to bring some more reinforcements?"

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said: "Nezha, 28 Su, and the gods who secretly protected Master Ban are all trapped. I am too embarrassed to go to rescue the soldiers again, and I have to think of other ways at this time."

Sha Wujing said: "He took advantage of his illness to kill him, the monster has diarrhea and collapsed now, it is a good time for us to fight in."

"Junior Brother Sha is right, let's fight back!" Sun Wukong pulled the golden cudgel, and then told Tao Tao: "You and Xiaobailong are here to take care of Master, we will go back as soon as we go."

"Brother Monkey, wait a minute." Tao Tao smiled, "I have a solution, maybe it can cure him."

"Oh, what's the way?" The senior brothers all asked curiously.

Tao Tao has stopped making drafts of lying: "I spend a lot of time with that monster. Once he fell asleep and said something in his sleep. He seemed to be some kind of boy under Maitreya Buddha. Brother Monkey, there is a monster in the world. Maitreya Buddha?"

"Yes!" Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and confirmed: "Did you really hear it clearly?"

"probably."

Sun Wukong said: "Maitreya Buddha is also called Donglai Buddha. Although he is smiling all day long and has a big belly, his mana is amazing. If this monster is really Tong'er under his command, it is no wonder that he has such a powerful magic weapon. It must have stolen Maitreya's treasure."

"Well, Brother Monkey, why don't you become Maitreya Buddha to subdue him? When he sees his master, he must not dare to be rampant again." Seeing that no one was suspicious, Tao Tao came up with another idea.

"Very good." Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and immediately changed into the appearance of Maitreya Buddha.

Zhu Bajie tugged at his sleeve and said, "Brother Monkey, I'll go too, who do you think I'll become?"

"Why don't you become a Guanyin Bodhisattva." Sun Wukong said.

"This is good, this is good." Zhu Bajie is quite familiar with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and after the transformation, he really looks the same as Guanyin Bodhisattva, but the fan in his hand is too uncoordinated.

He also realized this, and quickly put it away.

Sun Wukong looked at Sha Wujing again: "Just become a Samantabhadra Bodhisattva."

Sha Wujing didn't expect that he would have a part too, so he immediately asked Sun Wukong to help him change.

"Brother Monkey, you don't want to go out of your way." Looking at the three Bodhisattvas, Tao Tao felt that she still lacked a bit of bodhisattva bearing.

Zhu Bajie said confidently: "Little sister, don't worry, I will catch that monster in a while."

So the three of them stepped on the auspicious clouds, and with the golden light behind their heads, they headed towards Xiaoleiyin Temple together.All the little demons in Xiaoleiyin Temple were beaten to death, and they all reappeared in their original form after death, which made the real monks inside tremble.

If it wasn't for the fear of Huangmei, he might have sneaked away long ago.Huang Mei pulled it a few more times until his face turned blue, and finally stopped.He was resting on the bed when a familiar voice suddenly came from mid-air.

"Huangmei, why don't you show up quickly, you bastard?"

"Master?" Huang Mei was so startled that he almost fell off the bed, crawled out and ran out, and saw that the sky was full of Buddha lights, standing in the middle was not his master Maitreya, who was it?

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva were still standing on the left and right. Huang Mei was so frightened by the battle that his knees softened and he knelt down.

"Huang Mei greets the master..."

"Evil animal, who told you to be so bold that you dare to catch Tang Seng and those many gods?" Sun Wukong sternly reprimanded.

Huang Mei shuddered, and cried aggrievedly: "Master, please forgive me, Huang Mei will never dare again..."

Sun Wukong grinned, and quickly winked at Zhu Bajie, the three of them landed slowly, and Zhu Bajie walked towards Huangmei dignifiedly and calmly.Huang Mei didn't dare to move, and let Zhu Bajie take away the Houtian bag and Jin Nao.

The three brothers were overjoyed, they all returned to their original bodies, and laughed a lot: "Hahahaha... you monster, I never thought you would have today!"