Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

The yellow eyebrow without magic weapon is like a tiger without claws and teeth, it is no longer a threat.

"Sun Wukong, is it you?!" Huang Mei felt that she had been fooled, and immediately wanted to run away.

Where did the three brothers give him this chance?Zhu Bajie took a piece of the Houtian bag, and a strange force surged out of the bag immediately, and Huang Mei was put into it.

"Hahahaha...you monster, let you taste what it's like to be put into a bag!" Zhu Bajie was so unhappy that he shook and shook the Houtian bag, his yellow eyebrows were so weak, his hands were limp, and he almost spit it out.

Monkey King said bitterly: "Keep him inside for a while longer, and beat him to death after he is released."

Zhu Bajie praised: "Brother Hou has a good idea. This bag is really not a place for people to stay, and I don't know what's in it. Once I enter it, I feel dizzy and feel dizzy."

Sha Wujing said: "Brothers, while the monsters are gone, hurry up and rescue all the gods."

Sun Wukong took a pair of golden cymbals and said: "I remember that 28 nights were locked in here. Old Sun, come and try to see if you can break it."

He put the golden cymbal on the ground, and shouted again: "Brothers at 28 Su, if you can hear Lao Sun's voice, please respond."

"Great Sage, we can hear you! Even if you fight, we will be careful to hide." A fairy voice came from inside, not loud, but the three of them could hear it clearly.

"That's good. I'll do it when I count to three. You must be careful." Sun Wukong raised his golden cudgel and read aloud: "One, two, three!"

"Touch!" With a loud noise, the golden cudgel suddenly hit the golden cymbal. In an instant, the two halves of the golden cymbal turned into more than ten pieces, and more than 20 gods who were locked inside flew out together. Restored to their original.

The golden cymbal couldn't be broken inside, but I didn't expect that it would break when beaten outside.

"Thank you, Great Sage, for your life-saving grace!" More than 20 immortals were overjoyed when they saw the sun again, and thanked Monkey King with one voice.

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "It's me who dragged everyone down, so don't blame everyone."

"What did the great sage say? It was because my brothers were inferior to others that they were captured by the monster. Now that the great sage has captured the monster, we have to return to the heaven to return to our lives, so let's just say goodbye."

"Everyone, go slowly." Sun Wukong said politely.

At this time, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also found the place where the rest of them were being held, but they were all tied up with ropes and thrown in the woodshed in the backyard. They were all disgraced.

When these people also left, Monkey King frowned and said, "Why don't you see Nezha?"

"Could the third prince have already left?" Sha Wujing was suspicious, but felt that it was impossible to leave without saying goodbye.

The three of them suddenly thought of something, and looked at the Houtian bag in Zhu Bajie's hand. Zhu Bajie hurriedly gave the bag to Monkey King.

Huang Mei was so dizzy that he couldn't even stand up, so the three of them were not afraid of him running away just by throwing it on the ground.

Zhu Bajie urged: "You try again."

So Sun Wukong pulled out again, and he really took out Nezha. Nezha closed his eyes tightly, and fell asleep curled up together.

"Nezha, wake up, Nezha." Sun Wukong called twice, and Nezha opened his eyes, his eyes were blurred, and he didn't know where he was.

After waking up a bit, his cheeks were flushed with embarrassment, and he was actually caught by a monster this time. It was really a shame to throw him home.After exchanging a few words with Sun Wukong, he said goodbye and left.

"This bag is scary, brother monkey, why don't we destroy it together." Zhu Bahuan pointed at Huang Mei, and said, "Destroy him as well."

If he wanted to, he would rake Huangmei to death.

"Be merciful, everyone." A laughing voice suddenly sounded in mid-air, and in a blink of an eye, a Buddha's light fell in front of him, it was Maitreya Buddha, the owner of the yellow eyebrow.

"I've seen Donglai Buddha." Monkey King and the others saluted, knowing that Huang Mei would definitely not be able to kill him.

Maitreya Buddha smiled and said: "This Huangmei is a little boy under my seat. Not long ago, he was fond of playing in the lower realms, and that's why he caused such a disaster. For my sake, please spare his life."

"The Buddha said so, of course we have to give face, you can take this guy away, don't let him go down to earth again." Monkey King urged seriously.

"Hahahaha..." Maitreya Buddha smiled heartily, and stretched out his hand to the two of them again: "So, please return my acquired bag, the golden cymbal and the hammer for knocking the chime together."

Sun Wukong gave him the Houtian bag, pointed to a piece of broken gold on the ground, and said embarrassingly, "I broke the gold cymbal."

"It's okay, it's okay." Maitreya Buddha chanted a few incantations on a piece of broken gold, and the broken gold recovered in an instant, and turned into a pair of golden cymbals again. "And what about my hammer for knocking the chime?"

Huang Mei knelt on the ground and cried, "Master, please forgive my disciple's sin. The disciple gave the mallet to a little fragrant pig."

"Exchange? What did you exchange with her?" Maitreya Buddha was curious. To him, the chime hammer was just a small object, but it was also a rare treasure in the world.Such a treasure, to be replaced by this prodigal bastard?

Huang Mei sniffed, and muttered: "Change, I changed a few bowls of chili sauce. The little fragrant pig tricked me into saying that eating chili sauce can improve my cultivation, so I believed it, so I exchanged the hammer for her." ...Master, I was wrong, I really know I was wrong."

"Hahahaha..." The three of Monkey King burst out laughing unscrupulously. Is this yellow eyebrow stupid or naive?Eating chili sauce can improve cultivation?

How many bowls did you eat in one go?No wonder I have diarrhea until I collapse.

Maitreya Buddha also shook his head helplessly, why not say that he is the Buddha who has achieved the right result?Hearing the words, he is neither angry nor ignorant nor angry.

"Since that's the case, you deserve to be taught a lesson. I can't take back the things I exchanged seriously, Wukong, you need to tell your junior sister to protect my mallet well, and don't use it indiscriminately."

"Disciple obeys." Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and secretly thought that Taozi was the best, and he got another treasure from Maitreya Buddha.

After Maitreya Buddha left with yellow eyebrows, the three Sun Wukong also joined Tang Seng and others, and told Tao Tao what Maitreya Buddha said, and Tao Tao was also overjoyed.From the bottom of her heart, she didn't even expect this baby to stay.

"Maitreya Buddha is really a good person, I hope to meet his monster next time." Tao Tao muttered silently.

A group of people finally left Xiaoxitian and continued to go west. Along the way, they still relished how many bowls of chili sauce Huang Mei ate.

"Little girl, you gave him all the chili sauce, wouldn't there be no sauce to eat in future cooking?" Zhu Bajie was most concerned about this, he was used to the taste of all kinds of seasonings, and anything less would be tasteless.

"It's okay, I'll make some more when I find a place to stay." Anyway, the peppers in the space are already red, and although there are many processes to make the sauce, it takes a long time, anyway, they don't lack time.

Sha Wujing also joked: "Yes, do more, and next time there are monsters, I will trick him into eating chili sauce and kill him."

"Junior Brother Sha, that's not necessarily the case. Not every monster likes the taste of chili sauce." Sun Wukong said with a smile: "You can also make some pepper sauce, mustard sauce, salt sauce, and vinegar sauce."

"Brother Hou is the most ruthless." Sha Wujing laughed.

"You stinky monkey is talking nonsense again, where can there be salt sauce and vinegar sauce?" Zhu Bajie couldn't listen to him talking nonsense.

Tang Seng sat on the horse and rubbed his stomach. After walking for an hour, why did he feel hungry?

After more than half a month, Tao Tao finally made a new batch of chili sauce, but she didn't have time to taste it.

This morning, everyone came to a new city called Zhu Ziguo.Seeing Zhu Ziguo's three big characters, Tao Tao thought of Sai Taisui and Jin Sheng Empress. I don't know how beautiful this Jin Sheng Empress is, so she let the monster take her away?

At noon, everyone had a meal in the Huitong Hall, took a short rest, and then set off for the palace under the leadership of officials.

The officials of the same hall said kindly: "In the early years, my king liked to discuss the scriptures and Taoism with eminent monks and Taoists. Many temples and Taoist temples have been built in China. It's just that he has been ill in bed for three years and his energy is low. The receptionists There are fewer monks and Taoists. But there are a few eminent monks from the Tang Dynasty, and His Majesty must be very happy to see you."

"Oh? Your Majesty is sick? Will he be sick for three years?" Sun Wukong had a bad premonition and asked, "Then does he have the strength to change the customs clearance document for us?"

"Well, it's hard to say... But although His Majesty is ill, there is no danger of his life. Besides, there are the National Teacher and the Silver Saint Empress to oversee the country, so it is not a problem to change the customs clearance document." The official sighed. , the original intention was to let Monkey King and others not worry, but unexpectedly it made a few people curious.

Sun Wukong said: "Just tell us what's going on in detail. Why don't you let the prince supervise the country, but let some national teacher... and the silver saint empress, who is it?"

Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and others also looked at the officials curiously. These things were not secrets, so the officials told the truth.

It turned out that the national teacher was also a Taoist in the past. After discussing scriptures and Taoism with the king, the king was very happy.Later, he helped solve the flood once, and the king made him a national teacher.The national teacher is also a grateful person, and specially dedicated his sister to the king. This girl was born as a shameful flower in a closed moon, and she was so beautiful. It happened that there was still a Nishigong empress in the palace, so she was made a silver saint empress.

"In Zhuzi Kingdom, the main palace is called Jinsheng Palace, the east palace is Jade Palace, and the west palace is Silver Palace."

"It turns out to be such a silver saint lady." Sun Wukong rubbed his chin, and suddenly said: "So, Zhu Ziguo's government is in the hands of these brothers and sisters?"

The official was startled, and immediately made a silent gesture, and said with a slight change of expression: "The elders dare not say that. The national teacher and the silver saint empress are just supervising the country and handling government affairs on behalf of His Majesty."

Sun Wukong smiled and said nothing, so the official continued.

"After entering the palace, His Majesty doted on her every night. One month later, His Majesty fell ill. The illness lasted for three years. No matter how many doctors were changed, it was not cured. It was said to be another strange disease, so it has been delayed until now."

Zhu Bajie taunted: "Love you every night? It must be a loss of yang energy. I said that your Majesty doesn't know how to restrain himself. No matter how beautiful the little lady is, you can't do this."

The officials' cheeks were flushed with anger, and in fact they thought so in private.But even if the yang energy is lost, it will recover in a few months, so why are you still sick for three years?

Tao Tao asked: "Isn't there still the Golden Holy Empress and the Jade Holy Empress? In terms of seniority, it's not up to the Silver Holy Empress to supervise the country."

"Oh, it's hard to talk about it. On the second day of His Majesty's birthday, the Golden Holy Empress was kidnapped by a monster. There is no news so far. The Jade Holy Empress was just three months pregnant at that time, so she couldn't work hard. , so only Empress Yinsheng and the national teacher can supervise the country."

Tao Tao nodded, it seems that Empress Jin Sheng was taken away by Sai Taisui.It's just that I always feel that there is something wrong with this national teacher and Empress Yinsheng.

While speaking, a group of people had already entered the palace, and a maid came to lead the way and took them to the Golden Luan Hall.

The king couldn't go up and down, so he put a chair on each side of the dragon chair, with the national teacher on the left and the silver saint on the right.After these three years, there have been no disturbances in the country.

When the Tang monk and his disciples went to the hall, the Yinsheng Empress was not there, and only the national teacher was sitting on it.Judging by his attire, he doesn't look like a Taoist, but like a rich and luxurious family.

Looking at the age of 34 to [-], the face is white and beardless, the eyebrows are slender, and there is a bit of shrewdness and cunning.

Sun Wukong frowned slightly when he saw it. There was a strong demonic aura on this guy. You don't need to look with piercing eyes to know that it must be a monster!Hmph, it really is a monster again.

Tang Monk didn't know this, so he gave a respectful salute, and said, "I've met Master Guoshi in the next Tang Sanzang. We are monks who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. Ultimatum, I hope you will approve."

Originally, Sun Wukong also planned to change the clearance document and leave, but now he encounters monsters, so he can't ignore it.

"My lord, I don't know where His Majesty is? For the exchange of customs clearance documents, His Majesty has to come forward in person and stamp the jade seal, right?"

"It turned out to be an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, disrespectful and disrespectful. His Majesty should have come forward in person on this matter, but His Majesty has been bedridden for three years and cannot handle the government affairs. Three years ago, he handed over the jade seal to me for safekeeping. So if you want to switch Guan Wen , you can just find me.” The national teacher smiled, but his eyes were staring at Monkey King, with a bit of coldness.

But he didn't think that these words just gave Sun Wukong a chance, and Sun Wukong said: "Your Majesty is sick? It happens that I know some medical skills, why don't you take a look for Your Majesty?"

"Wukong, don't talk nonsense." Tang Seng was anxious, what is this monkey going to do?She can only exorcise demons and subdue demons, so how can she know any medical skills?

Zhu Bajie suddenly understood Sun Wukong's thoughts, held down Tang Seng's hand and said: "Master, let the elder brother show your majesty, the elder brother has superb medical skills, it will cure the disease once it is cured. Hey, it's not me who said, this king Meeting Brother Hou is a blessing he has cultivated in several lifetimes."

The national teacher's face suddenly turned cold, and he said unwillingly: "I think you are not eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty, but liars walking in the rivers and lakes! I have seen many liars like you who entered the palace to treat His Majesty's illness. They just want to get some rewards." Hmph, I didn't expect to meet again today."

As soon as he slapped the table, he was going to call the guards to come in and fetch someone.

Sun Wukong sneered and said, "So eager to accuse us of crimes, is it possible that the national teacher is afraid? Afraid that we will see His Majesty say something unfavorable to you?"

"Hu, nonsense!" The national teacher was startled, his handsome face flushed red: "I am loyal to His Majesty, and I have never crossed the line. I am afraid that you will talk nonsense? What is your name? What is your surname? If you can’t cure Your Majesty, I will definitely beat you to death with sticks!”

"Whether you want to change your name or not change your surname, I am Sun Wukong, also known as Sun Xingzhe. If I can't cure Your Majesty, I will apologize myself, I'm afraid you won't dare let me cure Your Majesty." I didn't know that I had summoned two monsters by my side.

This national teacher is a demon, and his sister Yinsheng Empress must also be a demon. The king and the demon have been having fun for a month, and it is lucky that the yang energy has not been sucked dry.

The national teacher was unable to get off the tiger, so he had to say: "I will allow you to treat your majesty's illness."

After saying that, he stood up and took Tang Seng and his party to the harem in person.Walking to a place called the Hall of Mental Cultivation, Tang Seng and the others stopped him.

"Your Majesty is seriously ill, so you can't be disturbed by too many people. Just wait outside the hall."

"I said that your national teacher is too ignorant of etiquette. How come my master and others are not willing to find a place to rest for them to rest outside the hall?" Sun Wukong was very dissatisfied with the national teacher.

The national teacher glared at him fiercely, and then ordered: "Come here, please invite a few elders to rest in Qingliang Hall."

"Wukong, then we'll wait for you in Qingliang Hall first, you should be careful." Tang Seng also knew Sun Wukong's plan at this time, so he warned.

"Master, please don't worry, I will come as soon as I go, and I will be able to cure the king." Sun Wukong comforted, looked at the bored Tao Tao again, and said with a smile: "Come with me, Tao Zi, I will need it later." You're keeping records."

"Damn monkey, why are you so crazy?" Zhu Bajie was not happy, since he could do it all by himself, he wanted to call his sister.

"Okay!" Tao Tao suddenly became interested, so Zhu Bajie could only shut up resentfully.

The national teacher glanced at Tao Tao, without any objection, and led the two into the Hall of Mental Cultivation.A court lady had gone in to report a long time ago, and the king was very happy when he heard the news, but it was a pity that he was lying on the dragon bed and didn't even have the strength to sit up.

As soon as he entered the bedroom, Monkey King smelled another evil spirit, and when he saw a beautiful young woman sitting by the bed, he immediately became concerned.

Then I heard the national teacher saluting and saying: "I have seen your majesty, and I have seen the Yinsheng empress. These two are monks from the east, so I recommended myself to treat your majesty's illness."

"Okay, okay." The king was out of breath after saying a few words, but through the curtain, Monkey King and Tao Tao couldn't see anything clearly.

Empress Yinsheng met the eyes of the national teacher, and looked critically at Sun Wukong and Tao Tao: "What skills do you have, dare to come to treat your majesty? If you treat your majesty indiscriminately, I will definitely take you as a question. "

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Please don't worry, Madam, if I can't cure Your Majesty, I will chop off your head and use it as a stool for you."

Hmph, not only must His Majesty be cured, but you two monsters must also be dealt with!