Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"Everyone be careful!" Sun Wukong felt palpitations when he saw the bag, and he didn't dare to rush forward, and slipped to the side in a flash.

The rest of the gods didn't know how powerful they were, and they all rushed towards Huang Mei, but they were all caught in the Houtian bag in one go.

The battle ended before it even started, Sun Wukong was angry and sad, he didn't dare to stay for a moment, and escaped from Huangmei's sight.

"Hahahaha..." Huang Mei laughed happily, put the bag away, and tied it around his waist again: "What Monkey King? It's nothing more than that, I can't get away with a single move in my hands. Hmph, such a skill Still want to protect Monk Tang to go to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures? You really can't control yourself!"

"If you didn't have this bag, would you be able to beat Monkey Brother?" Zhu Bajie was quite protective of Monkey King, and taunted him angrily.

Huang Mei's complexion darkened, and he said angrily: "It's my ability to have a magic weapon! If you say that, don't use the golden cudgel for Monkey King, and don't use the nine-toothed rake for you pig."

Speaking of this, he remembered something again, stared at Tao Tao and said, "Give me back the mace."

Tao Taoxin reluctantly handed out the mace, Huang Mei snorted coldly, and asked the little demons to tie up a few people and tie them to the pillars in the apse again.The gods in the bag did not receive such treatment, so the little demons tied them up and threw them into the woodshed.

"Brother Huangmei, please forgive me once, I will never dare to steal your treasure next time." Seeing Huangmei was about to leave, Tao Tao blinked her eyes and shed two drops of tears, feeling so pitifully wronged.

She wanted to change back to her original shape to soften Huang Mei's heart, but she didn't know that the rope used this time was a special material, and she couldn't use spells at all.

No, I still have to lurk beside Huang Mei in order to wait for an opportunity to escape.

Huang Mei's eyebrows trembled, and he said with a straight face: "Think I still believe you? A woman's heart is pierced, and a woman's words are the most unbelievable!"

"I'm not a woman. My original shape is a little fragrant pig. Don't you love me the most? You don't like me so soon? Hmph, men love the new and dislike the old." Tao Tao sobbed softly, only to act coquettishly. up.

"Who said that? I, of course I still spoil you..." Huang Mei's heart softened when she thought of her original shape, and her tone was not so aggressive. "But you lied to me, stole my treasure, and saved that Monkey King."

Tao Tao whimpered and sobbed: "I will never do this again. Really, I have changed my mind. I am not with them. Brother, just let me go... woo woo..."

"Really?" Huang Mei was dubious.

"Really, brother, how can you not believe me?" Tao Tao pursed her mouth, looking like she was about to cry, which made Huang Mei's heart soften even more.

Zhu Bajie pretended to be angry and said: "Little sister, why did you abandon us? You really let me down."

Tang Seng believed it, and said sadly, "Tao Zi, are you really going to betray us? He is a monster."

"What's wrong with the monster? I'm also a monster. Hmph, I don't want to be tied up here to suffer like you." Tao Tao turned her head away, with an angry expression on her face.

"Hahahaha..." Huang Mei laughed happily, and with a flick of her finger, the rope on Tao Tao's body was immediately untied. "Seeing that you have broken with Tang Seng and the others, I will trust you again, but if you dare to play tricks again this time, I will never forgive you."

"Yeah!" Tao Tao immediately changed back to her original shape, happily tilting her head up and staring at Huang Mei with a pair of mung bean eyes. up.

Tang Seng wept silently, thinking that Tao Zi had really changed her mind, Zhu Bajie laughed softly, "How can she save us if she doesn't lurk beside the monster? Master, you underestimate my sister too much."

"Ah?" Tang Seng came back to his senses and sighed secretly that he really didn't trust his apprentices enough.

After a lot of tossing, it was already midnight, Huang Mei carried Tao Tao back to her room, planning to sleep for a while.But this time, he not only set up a restraint by the bed, but also specially used magic to restrain Tao Tao, so that she couldn't make trouble anymore.

"You big liar, you said you believed me, why did you still lock me up?" Tao Tao collapsed, the space formed by this spell was only as big as her body, and even stretching her legs and curling her tail could hit a wall, it was impossible to let her People live!

Huang Mei raised his eyebrows and complained childishly: "This is your punishment, let's see if you dare to do it again in the future."

"It's said that I already knew my mistakes. I've changed my ways... If you don't believe me, why did you bring me back?" Two big tears fell from Tao Tao's eyes, and Huang Mei's heart trembled when she saw it.

"I don't care, I don't care, you are abusing me, you just don't believe me... I hate you, you let me out!" Tao Tao burst into tears, rolling and spitting in the small space, cursing while crying, The noise made Huang Mei's head hurt.

Huang Mei just stared at her rolling around, rolling around, with a look of dumbfounding, but finally lost.

"This is the last time, if you do it again..."

"You've said it eight hundred times, never let me go." Seeing the opportunity, Tao Tao got up and stretched out her short legs to touch the space wall: "Let's pull the hook."

"Your trotters are pig's trotters, how do you pull the hook?" Huang Mei withdrew the spell while disgusted, put Tao Tao next to the pillow again, and said: "This time I put away all my treasures, so don't worry about it." I want to make up my mind. Go to bed quickly, and I will take you out to play after dawn."

"Oh." Tao Tao also cried, after a whole night of tossing, she fell asleep after a while.

Huang Mei heard that she was breathing steadily before falling asleep. He didn't know what he dreamed of, and the arc of the corner of his mouth became wider and wider.

Besides, Sun Wukong didn't have time to rest. Being caught by Huang Mei twice already frustrated his self-esteem, so he summoned a group of gods who secretly protected Tang Seng, but they were taken away as soon as the fight started.Now he really doesn't know what to do.

Sitting on the top of the mountain and staring at the moon silently, Sun Wukong sighed heavily, that monster's baby is too powerful, who can deal with it?Unable to wait any longer, he gritted his teeth, summoned somersaulting clouds, and headed towards Nantianmen in a blink of an eye.

He has always disliked asking for help from gods and Buddhas, but this time it is impossible not to ask for help. He has been to Guanyin Bodhisattva several times, and he is really embarrassed to bother others, so this time he went to the Heavenly Court first.

"Jade Emperor! Old Jade Emperor! My grandson is in a hurry!" Sun Wukong didn't even wait for the guards to report, he broke into the Lingxiao Palace directly.

It is night in the world, but it is day in heaven, and the Jade Emperor is discussing important matters with the heavenly soldiers and generals.Seeing Monkey King barging in, he couldn't help but sink his face.

"Sun Wukong, what are you doing here when you are not protecting Tang Seng in the lower realm? You are still yelling like this, it is really rude." The Jade Emperor reprimanded, and all the gods nodded in agreement.

Sun Wukong didn't care about these things anymore, and said: "Old Sun protects Tang Seng well, but there are always monsters to harm him. Now I come to a place called Xiaoleiyin Temple, where there is a very powerful monster. He has two treasures. You can pretend to be a person, and secretly protect my master Wufangjiedi, Liudingliujia and [-] protectors Jialan are all pretended. Isn’t it because Lao Sun has no other choice, so he came to ask His Majesty for help?”

"Oh? There is such a powerful monster?" Jade Emperor frowned slightly. This monster dared to catch even his own people, so he was provoking Heaven.He pondered for a moment and said: "Since that's the case, I will allow you some heavenly soldiers to help you subdue this monster. Come and pass on 28 nights."

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and thanked with a smile: "Your Majesty is really generous this time, with the help of 28 constellations, he will definitely be able to capture that monster!"

Thinking back then, a Kui Mu wolf made them so embarrassed, but now that they are all in battle for 28 nights, their power must not be underestimated.

The Jade Emperor didn't bother to pay attention to him, and the gods also had their own concerns. Your Majesty is not helping Monkey King, but helping Heaven to protect face.

When 28 Su arrived, the Jade Emperor sent them to help Sun Wukong clean up the monsters. Naturally, 28 Su did not dare to disobey the order.

When Sun Wukong came back to rescue the soldiers, it was already dawn in the human world.Huang Mei was having breakfast, he put Tao Tao on the table, and put a plate in front of her, which was full of all kinds of grass.

Tao Tao turned her back in disgust, who said she likes to eat grass?She obviously likes to eat meat, and it is delicious cooked meat.

Huang Mei pulled her back, raised her eyebrows and asked, "Why don't you eat? If you don't eat, you will be hungry."

"It's unpalatable, it's hard to swallow, I want to eat meat." Tao Tao glanced at the food on the table with contempt, and said with disdain: "As long as you eat these, pigs don't want to eat them."

Huang Mei laughed angrily. The table has everything from porridge, side dishes, steamed buns and steamed buns. Which pig can get this kind of treatment?

What does Tao Tao represent porridge and side dishes?But if the rice is soaked until soft and then boiled, there are yellow leaves in the side dishes; not to mention steamed buns, which are either rotten or as hard as rocks, so she doesn't want to eat them.

Huang Mei looked at Tao Tao, and after a while brought her a steamed bun: "What meat for breakfast? Eat this."

"I want to give it to Master and the others." Tao Tao held the steamed bun with her short legs, and said in a discussing tone.

Those three people were starved for a day and a night, and they don't know what happened. It's good that my brother and Wu Jing have foundation, but the master is a mortal.

"No." Huang Mei frowned and wanted to take the steamed bun back, but Tao Tao held her tightly and refused to give it to him.

She moved back hard, almost knocking a plate of side dishes to the ground, Huang Mei couldn't laugh or cry, so she let go.

Tao Tao was victorious and advised, "What's the point of you binding them like this? I know you're not bad-hearted. Unlike other monsters, those monsters all want to eat Master, but you're not interested in him. Instead, you It’s better to let them go and let them continue to learn scriptures.”

"How can I do that? I haven't cleaned up Monkey King yet." Huang Mei's face was unhappy, but his heart was already full of joy.So the pig saw that he was different from other monsters?Hmph, those mountain monsters don't have much knowledge, so of course they took Tang Monk's flesh as a life-saving straw.

who is he?He has yellow eyebrows, and he already has an immortal body, so what is Tang monk flesh?

"My monkey brother has no grievances with you, why do you always want to hurt him?" Tao Tao was not happy, and smashed the steamed bun with her legs, just hitting Huangmei's nose.The steamed bun was so hard that the veins on Huang Mei's forehead twitched when it was smashed, Huang Mei stared at her, seeing that she couldn't get angry like this, she almost went crazy.

"Monster! My old grandson is back! Quickly release my master and juniors. If not, my grandson will beat you to death!" Before the meal was finished, Sun Wukong yelled and cursed again from outside.

Huang Mei snorted coldly: "It's true that Monkey King came here, hmph, this time my lord will see what else he can do, let's go!"

He pinched Tao Tao with his arm, and rushed out in a hurry, Tao Tao was almost crushed by him, and his four calves kicked wildly, but it was of no avail.

Huang Mei rushed out of the room, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Monkey King flying over with more than 20 strangely dressed people. Those people all emitted a faint golden light, and they looked like gods rather than ordinary masters.

But Huang Mei was never afraid of gods, and he had taken dozens of them before.

He taunted and said: "Monkey King, last time you brought a group of mobs, I put them in a bag. I didn't expect you to learn to behave, and this time you brought a bunch of useless things. Hmph, let them go if you can." Come here, the king will charge you as much as you come!"

As he said that, he was about to untie the Houtian bag on his waist, but Tao Tao fell off as soon as his arm was loosened, just in time to grab his Houtian bag.

Sun Wukong was an unprovoked person, and when he heard this, he said angrily: "You monster, you don't even pay attention to the heavenly soldiers and generals. Brothers, show him some color!"

28 Su is not an idle person, who can bear being called a "useless thing" by a monster?Immediately, they all sacrificed their magic weapons one by one, and rushed forward together!

Huang Mei panicked, he hadn't pulled Tao Tao off after pawing for a long time just now, he was annoyed and regretted, he would not have brought this little pet with him if he knew it earlier.

"Little thing, I will deal with you later!" Huang Mei was anxious, seeing more than 20 gods attacking together, his back turned cold, and suddenly threw Jin Nao out!

"Boom!" Jin Nao grew bigger and wider at a speed visible to the naked eye, and expanded to the size of the pool in a blink of an eye, blocking all spells of everyone and making a loud noise.

28 Su was taken aback, what exactly is this magic weapon?The combined force of 28 of them can't break it with one blow, it's really scary!

Sun Wukong was taken aback when he saw this thing, and exclaimed: "Everyone, be careful, this thing can also hold people inside."

As soon as he finished speaking, two golden cymbals flew towards 28 Su. The ones at the 28th station are still scattered, but this thing grows bigger and bigger, almost filling the sky, the two golden cymbals snap together fiercely, and 28th screams, and all of them fall into it.

"Hahahaha...Sun Wukong, I've cleaned up these useless things you brought, let's see what you do now!" Huang Mei laughed unceasingly, and when he saw the figure of Monkey King fleeing in embarrassment, he yelled.

Seeing this, Tao Tao was about to despair. She could hold the Houtian bag, but she couldn't hold the Jin Nao together. Brother Hou escaped, but it's just that the twenty-eight nights are pitiful, and he will suffer some crimes.

Just as she was thinking, someone lifted the back of her neck, and her four hooves grabbed the Houtian bag tightly, but she was not as strong as Huang Mei, so she was still separated from the Houtian bag.

Huang Mei raised his eyebrows upside down, and said angrily: "You lied to me again? You also said that you have changed your mind and stopped being with them, but just now you helped that stinky monkey again! You really can't believe a woman's words, this time you don't care Whatever you say, I won't believe you anymore!"

"If you don't believe it, don't believe it. Why are you so loud? Your ears are going to be deafened by you." Tao Tao also knew that no matter how much Huang Mei liked her, she would never believe her again.

That being the case, she didn't bother to pretend anymore, hmph, the big deal is that she would be tied to the apse again, and she could still stay with her master and her brother.

She rolled her eyes, not caring about Huang Mei's anger at all.

"Okay, that's great, even pigs can lie to people these days, I'm really pissed off." Huang Mei was furious, and walked towards the apse holding the back of her neck.

"Doesn't that mean you're dumber than a pig?" Tao Tao muttered in a low voice, what's wrong with the pig?A pig like her is cuter than a human.

Huang Mei was so angry that he kicked open the door of the palace, and ordered a group of little demons: "Bring them all out to me, kill them all, and cook them tonight!"

"Impossible!" Tao Tao was dumbfounded, this Huangmei didn't play cards logically? "You are a good monster, you are not allowed to eat people!"

"Even if I don't eat it, you can still give it to the little demons. Hmph, this is the end of you betraying me again and again." The momentum suddenly became apparent.

The little demons rushed in, excitedly besieged Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, and two other little demons went to lead the white dragon horse.

"Little sister, what's going on here? Did you mess it up?" Zhu Bajie didn't expect such a change, and his face turned pale.

Tao Tao didn't have time to talk to him, and began to pretend to be wronged again, but Huang Mei no longer trusted her, and she wouldn't let go of whatever she said.She persuaded for almost half an hour, seeing the little demons heated up the water in the cauldron, Huang Mei still pretended not to hear.

She had no choice but to use a trick!

With a thought, she changed back into a human form, and her head almost hit Huang Mei's nose. Huang Mei just grabbed her by the back of the collar, and was actually taken a step back by fright.

"You, what are you doing? Let me tell you, beauty tricks are useless to me."

Tao Taoxin said that the beauty trick is useless, but what about the gourmet trick?She raised her eyebrows and said, "I know how to cook food! Do you want to eat it? As long as you don't eat them, I will make you whatever you want. If it doesn't taste good, it's not too late for you to kill them."

"Want to procrastinate? As long as you are scheming, I won't be fooled." As he said this, the two eyebrows of the yellow eyebrows trembled, showing the entanglement in his heart.

"What about the delay? Are you short of time? Anyway, no matter who I invite, brother monkey, I will not be your opponent. You have to think clearly, if you miss this village, this shop will not exist. My craftsmanship is better than that of the imperial chef. You're smart." Tao Tao boasted all kinds of things and stimulated her, but when she saw Huang Mei salivating and licking her lower lip, she became even more entangled.

Zhu Bajie snorted and said, "If you monster doesn't want to eat it, let my sister make it for us. When we are full, it's okay to be a dead ghost."

"Then I'll let you do it once. My lord will see what you can make." Huang Mei didn't eat enough in the morning, so she couldn't help it now.

Tao Tao beamed with joy, secretly thinking that this fellow was finally fooled.