Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Monkey King is not satisfied with this answer, if he can't win the monster, they will be handed over to the monster.

The dragon kings were not happy to see him, and they all kept silent.

After a while, the Dragon King of the North Sea suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said with a smile: "Great Sage, I have a solution. His poplar branch bottle can only hold the water of the sea, and when it is full, it will not go in. Let him While filling it, the four of us put it outside, making sure that the water can't be filled, so he won't lose?"

"Good idea! Let's do this. Hurry up, he's already filled a lot of water." Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, and he urged the Dragon King of the Four Seas to put water everywhere.

The dragon kings didn't dare to delay, and after saying goodbye, they headed towards the four directions of the imperial city.

Immortal Huli stood on the high platform in high spirits, and the water flow from all directions was constantly rushing towards his Yangzhi clean bottle. At this speed, it only took half an hour to lower the water level to normal.

His bottle can hold the water of an ocean, and the flood in the entire Chechi country is not that much.

As the bottle in his hand got heavier and heavier, he knew that his task was about to be completed, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be hidden anymore.

Immortal Luli and Immortal Yangli also nodded straightly, the eldest brother is a very powerful baby, and no one knows that the heavy rain of the past three months has been released from this bottle!

Tao Tao, Zhu Bajie and the others were a little worried. Brother Hou has been away for so long, why is there no movement at all?Let Huli pretend like this again, it will really suck up the flood.

Half an hour passed quickly, and Huli's Yangzhi Jingping bottle was too heavy to lift, so he had no choice but to put it on a high platform.Unexpectedly, the platform was crushed immediately, and Huli fell from a height of tens of meters with a "boom" and grinned.

Fortunately, the Jingping bottle was a treasure, and it was intact after falling, and it even smashed into a big hole in the ground.

The king and the others were taken aback. How could a bottle as big as a palm be so heavy?Who can lift this up!

However, water from all directions was still pouring into the bottle continuously, and Hu Li couldn't help being surprised. It stands to reason that the flood should have been filled long ago, so why is there still so much water?

After another quarter of an hour, the clean bottle was finally filled to the point that not a single drop could be contained.Hu Li had no choice but to stop the spell, letting the water in midair fall back again.

"Your Majesty, my Yang Zhi Jing bottle has been filled with the water of a sea. It is reasonable to say that it has filled all the floods in Chechi's country. Please check it." Hu Li called Lu Li and Yang Li, and the three of them put the bottle together. brought before the king.

The king looked at it and could see nothing but that the bottle was full.

At this moment, several guards hurried over and knelt down to report: "Your Majesty, the flood in the east has not receded at all, and it is still full."

The other also said: "Your Majesty, the flood in the west is still the same, it hasn't been reduced by half."

The third said: "Your Majesty, the flood in the south has not decreased. I don't know why."

The last one sighed: "Your Majesty, the flood in the north is still there."

"It's impossible!" Hu Li panicked immediately, he was filled with a sea of ​​water, how could the flood not recede at all?Could it be that everything in his bottle is fake?

"What's impossible? I think you just played a trick to deceive everyone on purpose." Monkey King's real body finally came back, and he laughed face-to-face: "What national teacher? In my opinion, it's nothing more than that. If you want to eliminate the flood, I still have to rely on my grandson."

"Sun Wukong, don't be arrogant! I obviously put the flood in, you must have used some means!" Hu Li wished he could throw the clean bottle in his hand, and let the water of the sea drown Monkey King.

This spell is not difficult, and he has tried it many times, and there is no reason why it will fail.Moreover, the water in the bottle was real, but he couldn't figure out why there was no shortage of water inside and outside the city.

"Hmph, it's my fault that I'm useless, let me go, it's better for Old Sun to help Che Chiguo solve the flood." Monkey King pushed Hu Li aside, and flew arrogantly to his own high platform.

The ministers were discussing and pointing at Hu Li, so angry that Hu Li's face turned pale.

"Brother Monkey, this is not filling water, but a fork." Tao Tao touched his chin and said with emotion, thinking that this Immortal Huli also has some real skills, but the loss is too unjust, who made his relationship with the Dragon King of the Four Seas not as good as monkey Brother so strong?

These days, if you don't have any background, you can only be cheated.

Monkey King went up and did nothing, just pointed the golden cudgel to the sky, and shouted loudly: "Where is the Dragon King of the Four Seas? Come out!"

The dragon kings of the four seas showed their true bodies one after another, and in an instant, four giant dragons soared in the mid-air, so majestic!

"It's a dragon! It's a real dragon!"

The officials were shocked immediately, and even the king walked into the courtyard with the support of the little maid, and looked up excitedly.

Let the dragon king show enough prestige, Sun Wukong ordered again: "Chechi country suffered floods and floods, and the people suffered terribly. I hope the four dragon kings will be sympathetic to the people and take back the flood!"

The Dragon King of the Four Seas immediately flew towards the four directions of southeast, northwest, and saw that the dragon's head was raised high and its mouth was wide open. The flood in the four directions rushed straight into the sky and was sucked into the stomach by the four giant dragons.The flood subsided at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"The flood has receded! The flood has really receded!" The soldiers and monks fighting the flood at the front line danced happily, and even more knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the four giant dragons, with tears in their eyes.

A quarter of an hour later, the four guards came to report again, saying that the flood in four directions had receded to the water level, and the flood had been eliminated.

"Okay, okay! The real dragon showed up and helped me in Che Chiguo, the real dragon has a spirit!" The king knelt down excitedly, and he also bowed to the dragon kings.

All the officials knelt down one after another, and in the end only three monsters, Tao Tao and others were left standing, which was quite shocking for a while.

The flood was all sucked away, and the Dragon King of the Four Seas closed his mouth this time, nodded towards Monkey King, and disappeared into the sky.

Sun Wukong put away the golden cudgel, flew down, and said triumphantly: "The flood has receded, but I won this time. Old emperor, why don't you send the customs clearance documents quickly?"

"I'll give it away, I'll give it away now. Thank you little master, thank you all the masters." The king wiped away his tears and was about to send someone to get the customs clearance certificate immediately.

But Hu Li took a step forward and said unconvinced: "Your Majesty, don't be fooled by this Monkey King. I have already sucked up the flood before, so he must have made the Dragon King of the Four Seas inject water again. I don't accept this competition!"

The king felt that he was a little unreasonable, but Hu Li was also a man with profound magic power, so he didn't want to offend him, so he hesitated.

"Master, what do you want?"

Hu Li stared at Sun Wukong and said: "I want to compete with him in chanting sutras to see whether our Taoists are better than this group of monks. Hmph, if the monks lose, I don't think you should go to learn any sutras, but transfer to my Sanqing sect." , serve me as the one who serves tea and water!"

"Don't discredit me Sanqing! Are you worthy of being called a disciple of Taoism?" What Sun Wukong hates most is this. This group of monsters actually used the name of Sanqing to discredit Taoism.He sneered and said, "I'll see what sutras you can recite. If you lose, you will no longer be able to call yourself a Taoist disciple!"

"If you lose, you will join me in Sanqingguan!" Hu Li also argued with reason.

"Compare! Master, you go to compare with them, and you must take care of this group of blind people!" Sun Wu's air is broken. He respects Sanqing and Buddhism. This monster wants to provoke a dispute between the two religions. hateful.

He doesn't know how to recite scriptures, but the master can read to him for an hour every night without stopping.Hmph, he wants to see if these monsters are better than his master.

Tang Seng said "Amitabha", looked at Sun Wukong reproachfully and said, "Wukong, you have to be forgiving and forgiving. Even if they can't recite the scriptures and recite us, it's not good to expel them from the sect. If you think it's your teacher, let them see you." From now on, just recite scriptures more and cultivate your body and mind.”

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched, and he said: "Master, they are the ones who started the dispute first, and they want you to change sects. You can't show mercy to this kind of people. Let me tell you, you must show your true skills this time. Don't underestimate the enemy just because they are useless, but convince them to lose!"

"Oh, why bother?" Tang Seng sighed, looking at the three monsters with worry and pity.

Hu Li was so angry that he almost vomited blood. This pair of master and apprentice was really bad to the core. Why do you say that they will definitely lose?

"Tang Sanzang, don't know what is good or bad, I will definitely beat you today!"

This time I didn't go to any high platform, so I set up a round table and sat on the round table to chant scriptures.

Hu Li flew up, and Tang Seng climbed up with all his strength, which immediately elicited bursts of laughter.Tang Seng was unmoved, and sat cross-legged calmly. Looking at that posture, he really looked like a holy monk.

"Don't talk about chanting scriptures, just Master's looks and demeanor can instantly kill the opponent." Although Tao Tao didn't think she was a nympho, and Tang Seng's was not her style, but looking at it from such a distance now, it's really interesting.

The handsome and black-bellied ascetic young monk sat there cross-legged, as if his whole body exuded a faint golden light, his demeanor was calm, and his expression was peaceful, reminiscent of the saying "you can see it from a distance but not play with it".

"Isn't that? Chanting scriptures is our master's unique skill." Zhu Bajie thought that what would the monster choose?To actually choose to chant scriptures, isn't this an egg hitting a stone?

The king announced the start of chanting, and the two of them closed their eyes immediately to show their strength.

Hu Li laughed secretly in his heart, and deliberately amplified his voice with magic, trying to disturb Tang Seng's thoughts.

Suddenly, I heard his loud voice echoing in the air: "Tao can be said, very Tao. Names can be named, very famous. The beginning of the unknown world is named, and the mother of all things is named."

What I read is the "Tao De Zhen Jing" created by the Taishang Laojun.

"Brother Monkey, this monster is too much. Doesn't it disturb Master's thoughts?" Not to mention Tang Seng who was still reciting scriptures, even Tao Tao himself was attracted by Huli.

Monkey King said: "Don't worry, I will help Master."

As he said that, a white light was blown out, and the white light touched Tang Seng, and Tang Seng's voice was amplified a hundred times, covering Hu Li's voice.

"All Bodhisattvas Moksa should subdue their minds in this way. All living beings: if they are born from eggs, if they are born from wombs, if they are born from weak dampness, if they are born by transformation..."

Tang Seng recited the "Diamond Sutra", which sounded a little cloudy, but Tao Tao heard him read it dozens of times, but she didn't understand the deep meaning.

This time, on the contrary, Huli was greatly affected, and he almost forgot the words after reading it.

Lu Li and Yang Li saw that the situation was not going well, they couldn't help but whispered: "We have to help big brother, we can't let Tang Seng win."

"Second brother, don't worry, I have an idea." With a flick of Yang Li's hand, a cloud of air rushed towards Tang Seng.

Sun Wukong suddenly noticed it, and immediately shot to stop the air flow, but Yang Li deliberately forced him to take the shot, and the two spells collided just one meter away from Tang Seng, and there was a loud noise, shaking the table trembling!

Sun Wukong secretly thought it was not good, he was fooled by the monster.If the master is affected, then this competition will be lost.

Everyone was also startled by the loud noise, and when they came back to their senses, they found that Tang Seng was motionless, and the sound was still like a bell, spreading throughout the palace.

"Such as the extinction of immeasurable, countless and boundless sentient beings, there are no sentient beings who can be saved." Looking at it, he was not affected at all, as if he had entered the state of ecstasy, and he was ignorant of everything that happened outside.

Tao Tao and the others broke into a cold sweat, and they also sincerely admired Tang Seng's determination.Among the audience, Tang Seng was the only one who was not affected. Even Hu Li's voice was much quieter, and he stuttered.

This time, Sun Wukong was really angered. Sun Wukong glared at Luli and Yangli, and whispered to Zhu Bajie: "Look at Master carefully, I will deal with that Huli."

"Brother Monkey, go ahead, Huli must lose to embarrassment." Zhu Bajie shared the same hatred.

Don't blame them for counterattacking if the opponent uses such insidious tricks.

Sun Wukong changed into a fake and stood on the spot, and his real body suddenly turned into a wasp, buzzing and flying towards Huli.Flying to Huli's ear, he also accelerated the frequency of his wings flapping, which made Huli flustered.

During the process of chanting, the whole body cannot move, so there is no way for Huli to drive Monkey King away.Who knows that Huli is also a very clever monster, and he uses magic to control his hair to stab Monkey King.

Seeing that he was about to be stabbed by Huli's hair, Monkey King had no choice but to fly to his other ear, and he just kept on doing nothing, and bit him hard!

"Ah..." Hu Li suddenly screamed, how could he care about chanting?He raised his hand and slapped his ears.

Monkey King left after stinging, so Hu Li slapped himself firmly. In a blink of an eye, the area around the ear became red and swollen, and the pain made him unable to hear clearly.

Tang Seng was still immersed in his own consciousness, chanting scriptures non-stop, and the victory or defeat was already obvious.

"Hahahaha... Your national teacher is also funny. Even if you can't recite the scriptures and recite my master, there is no need to slap yourself. You are really self-conscious. This is planning to use self-harm to beg for mercy. Let us let you go? Seeing this situation, Zhu Bajie laughed loudly, quickly losing his strength.

Sha Wujing also echoed: "Even if you slap yourself, the previous promise cannot be revoked. If you lose, you have to obediently leave Taoism, and you can no longer call yourself a Taoist disciple!"

Hu Li's face was distorted, Lu Li and Yang Li hurried up to check his situation, and used magic to forcibly suck out the wasp's toxin, and then Hu Li gradually recovered.

"Damn Sun Wukong, he must have deliberately punished me, otherwise how could I have lost?" Hu Li yelled at his two younger brothers. Madam broke up again.

"Brother, don't worry, brothers and sisters who hate you will definitely report back for you. Monk Tang and his disciples don't even think about leaving Che Chi Kingdom today!" Lu Li frowned. .”

"What?" Hu Li and Yang Li asked in unison.

"Alchemy!" Lu Li was full of confidence, and the three monsters showed strange smiles at the same time.

Taoism emphasizes alchemy, and Taishang Laojun is a master of it.Among the three monsters, Lu Li also has a lot of research on this, and there is a pill furnace one person tall in the Sanqing Temple, which is surrounded by green smoke all day long.

Buddhists don't pay attention to alchemy, and even a holy monk like Tang Seng doesn't know how to make alchemy. In the eyes of the three monsters, they will undoubtedly win this battle.

Tang Seng over there has been awakened by Monkey King, and he came to the king hand in hand, and once again asked for the customs clearance document.

"Your Majesty, don't be busy." Lu Li stopped in time, and did not forget to tell Monkey King: "It was Monkey King who deliberately teased my elder brother, which caused my elder brother to lose to Tang Seng. Tang Seng did not win in a dignified manner, and the three of us refused to accept it. !"

The king asked haggardly, "Then what do you want?"

"Of course it's another competition! This time I will play the battle, and I will compete with them in alchemy!" Lu Li swept Tang Seng and the others one by one, and sure enough, when he saw the faces of several people were sad, he smiled triumphantly: "I'm afraid you don't dare to compete .”

Sun Wukong was indeed worried, he pulled Tang Seng aside and asked in a low voice: "Master, I have never seen you practice elixir, can you do this?"

Tang Seng said: "Our Buddhism does not pay attention to alchemy, only Taoists can do this. Wukong, you also practiced Taoism before, didn't you learn alchemy?"

"Where would I know this? If I could, I wouldn't have stolen the elixir from the Supreme Lord." Monkey King scratched his head, and his mouth became greedy at the thought of the elixir refined by the Supreme Lord.

He pulled Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing over and asked, "You two brothers, have you ever learned alchemy?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head regretfully, while Sha Wujing said: "I used to learn secretly for a few days when I was a rolling shutter general in Tianting, but I never really refined it, and I forgot that thing long ago. Even if I didn't forget it, I'm afraid The refined ones are not as good as this monster."

"Wukong, everyone doesn't know how to make alchemy, what should I do? Are we going to lose to them this time? It's okay for us to lose, but I'm afraid they will take the opportunity to make trouble, saying that my Buddhism is not as good as them, and let me be my teacher." Change the school." Tang Seng is a person who attaches great importance to the reputation of Buddhism, and will never do anything that insults the reputation of Buddhism.

Tao Tao next to him said weakly, "Maybe I can try."