Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Hearing the word "Tang Seng", Monkey King and the others suddenly sank their faces, feeling that these three monsters were waiting here deliberately to eat Master!

The eldest brother Hu Li sat down cross-legged on a futon, and asked the two younger brothers to sit down as well, and then said: "My third brother, you have to be persistent and persistent in doing things. Irritation will not accomplish great things. Che Chiguo is on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures from the west." Tang Seng will definitely pass by here. As long as he goes to the hall to change the clearance document, you and I will know immediately."

Yang Li said: "Brother taught me a lesson, but Sun Wukong beside him is not easy to deal with, not to mention Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing. We have thought of countless ways before, but none of them has an absolute chance of winning."

Lu Li took a sip of tea, and said quietly: "There is no absolute chance of winning in anything, and the same is true for you and me in cultivation. As long as you eat the Tang monk's meat, you and I can live the same life as the heaven and the earth like Sanqing. This risk, Worth the risk."

Both Hu Li and Yang Li nodded in agreement, but they didn't know that the four people on the roof were already furious.

"Three monsters still worship my grandpa. How could my grandpa bless them to eat Master? If they are so young, let me punish them instead of grandpa." Tao Tao took out a plantain fan, intending to use it to kill them. A great hall was burned.

Sun Wukong grabbed her hand and whispered: "Don't be impulsive. It's okay to burn three monsters to death, but it's bad if innocent disciples are burned."

"Then what is Brother Monkey going to do?" Tao Tao put the fan back again, and sat down obediently.

Monkey King thought for a moment and came up with an idea, and whispered something in the ears of the three of them, all of them nodded repeatedly, with weird smiles on their lips.

Seeing that Sha Wujing changed quietly, he became a five or sixty-year-old monk.He jumped off the roof with a "whoosh" and cursed angrily!

"You bastards have caused my senior brothers miserably, and I will definitely avenge my senior brothers today!"

With this sound, everyone in the audience ran out in shock, and the three monsters got up and ran out the door in an instant.

Sha Wujing was already pretty good at it, but at this time he held up a dagger and rushed towards the three monsters without hesitation.The three monsters sneered, and tried to take Sha Wujing down with their spells. Unexpectedly, Sha Wujing just feigned a shot, and when he saw them using their mana, he turned around and ran away, grabbing two Taoist priests to block him.

"Smelly donkey, where are you running?!" The three monsters were angry. If the old monk were allowed to run away, wouldn't the three of them lose their reputation?So without even thinking about it, I chased after him.

It wasn't until everyone in the yard left that Monkey King smiled and led Zhu Bajie and Tao Tao into the hall.

He stood in front of Yuanshi Tianzun, and with a flash of silver light all over his body, he changed into Yuanshi Tianzun's appearance.

"Does it look like it?" He also deliberately looked at Yuanshi Tianzun a few times and asked.

"Like, it's exactly the same. Brother Hou, don't patronize yourself, change me and Taozi too." Zhu Bajie thinks this plan is very interesting, and he can't wait.

Sun Wukong snorted: "You can change 36 yourself, change yourself, I will only help Taozi."

As he said that, Tao Tao turned into a fairy boy, which looked a bit like the second boy of gold and silver next to the Taishang Laojun.Zhu Bajie had no choice but to change himself, and became a little fairy boy.

Stretching out his hand, Sun Wukong conjured up a tray for Zhu Bajie to hold.Before it was over, Tao Tao took out a large bowl from the space, poured at least half a catty of salt into it, stirred it well with chopsticks, and placed it on Zhu Bajie's tray.

Monkey King gave Tao Tao another tray, and Tao Tao put three round, red and fragrant things in his tray, which turned out to be three pepper balls!

As soon as this time was done, there was a sound from the gate of the courtyard. It turned out that Sha Wujing ran away, and the three monsters came back angrily.

"Hurry up." Monkey King urged, and immediately stood up in front of the altar.

Zhu Bajie and Tao Tao stood behind him holding a tray each, looking solemn.

Seeing this posture, the three angrily monsters opened their eyes wide in shock.I saw the three people surrounded by golden light, and the one in the middle was exactly the same as the statue of Yuanshi Tianzun behind!

It was Huli who reacted the fastest, knelt down on the ground as soon as he entered the door, and bowed three times excitedly.

"Grandpa Tianzun came to the mortal world, forgive me for not welcoming you, I kowtow to you!"

Lu Li and Yang Li also hurriedly knelt down, "bang bang bang" non-stop, and soon even a piece of the floor was broken.

Monkey King and the other three snickered, seeing the three monsters raised their heads, they immediately returned to seriousness, with solemn expressions on their faces.

"I saw you and the other three sincerely worshiping all day long, and I felt your sincerity, so I came to the world specially and brought two gifts. I hope you will do your best from now on, practice hard, and don't fall into the name of my Taoism .” Sun Wukong stroked his beard and taught the three monsters earnestly.

The three monsters were grateful, and said in unison: "Grandpa Tianzun, please rest assured, we will definitely follow the teachings and work hard!"

The three of them stared at the tray in the hands of Zhu Bajie and Tao Tao with six eyes. Seeing the water in the bowl and the elixir in the tray, they almost cried out of excitement.

Sun Wukong said again: "That's good. I brought you two gifts today, one is the holy water that my teaching can cure diseases and improve your cultivation level; the other is the elixir of immortality that I personally refined. Get twice the result with half the effort, a thousand miles a day."

"Thank you Grandpa Tianzun! Thank you Grandpa Tianzun!" The three monsters were so happy that they were about to faint.

Monkey King winked, and Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie immediately sent two things over.Hu Li, Lu Li, and Yang Li's eyes immediately became golden, and they couldn't wait to take a chili pill and swallow it.Hu Li wanted to taste more, and deliberately crushed the chili dan, and immediately burst into tears, and even his ears and heart hurt!

Although Lu Li and Yang Li didn't bite into pieces, the taste left on their tongues was still terribly uncomfortable.When I swallowed my throat, I just felt that my throat was about to burst into flames.

The three monsters hurriedly drank a big mouthful of holy water each, but they didn't expect that the taste of the holy water was no better than the elixir, it was a bowl of concentrated salt water mixed with more than half a catty of salt!

Now it's all right, my throat is so hot that it smokes, and I can't speak at the same time, my stomach is so upset that I want to roll on the ground.

The three of Sun Wukong blushed while holding back their laughter, but they still tried their best to complete the final performance.

"This is the power of elixir and holy water, you must experience it well."

The three monsters couldn't even make a sound, they knelt and kowtowed to send the three of Monkey King away.Monkey King waved his hand, a silver light flashed, and he left Sanqing Temple with Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

As soon as they left, the three of them, who were almost holding back their laughter, burst out laughing until tears came out.Zhu Bajie laughed so hard that his stomach ached and he couldn't straighten his waist.

They usually burst into tears after eating a boiled fish, but now that the monster swallows a whole chili pill, maybe there is something wrong with the spiciness?Coupled with that bowl of thick salt water, just thinking about it makes my throat feel uncomfortable, and I am really dying.

"Brother Monkey, your idea is too bad." Zhu Bajie moved a little away from Monkey King as he said that, what if one day the stinky monkey also treats him like this?

Sun Wukong was triumphant: "I learned it all from Master."

"You are talking nonsense, why did Master ever play tricks on people like this?" Zhu Bajie didn't believe his nonsense, Master was obviously the most merciful.

"You don't understand even if I tell you idiot." Sun Wukong didn't bother to explain to him, and it happened that Sha Wujing also changed back to his original appearance and ran over from a small alley.

"Eldest brother, did you succeed?"

"Success, success, you didn't see those three monsters eating chili pills and drinking strong salt water, hahahaha..." Monkey King laughed again.

The three monsters are afraid that their throats will be swollen and they will be speechless.

Sha Wujing also laughed loudly. Although he didn't see it with his own eyes, he had also eaten chili and knew what it was like at that time. Thinking about it, he could understand the reaction of the monsters.

Early the next morning, the master and the disciples entered the city. The guards at the gate saw that Tang Seng and Sha Wujing were bald monks, and they were about to arrest them, but they were kicked away by Monkey King.

With Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie leading the way, the few people can be said to be unimpeded, all the way to the outside of the palace.The guards at the gate of the palace were also afraid of Sun Wukong, so they had to enter the palace to report. Unexpectedly, the king was a wise man, so he really let everyone in.

When they arrived at the Golden Temple, although the king didn't give them special courtesy, he didn't make things difficult for them either.After the Tang monk presented the certificate of customs clearance, the king planned to stamp the jade seal.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they arrived at the gate of the palace, the news reached the ears of the three monsters.The three monsters drank a large vat of water last night, and it took another round of rotation to get rid of the spicy and salty taste.

At this time, they were all haggard like leaves, but they had to cheer up.

"It really is Yuanshi Tianzun's manifestation, and Tang Seng is here. Brothers, let's enter the palace quickly!" Yang Li didn't know that he was being tricked until now, and he really thought he had eaten the elixir and drank the holy water.

Although Hu Li and Lu Li felt that there was something strange about what happened last night, they couldn't think too much now, and rushed to the palace immediately.

So when the king was about to seal the jade seal, three monsters rushed up to the palace and stopped him.

"What are the opinions of the three national teachers? These eminent monks came from the Tang Dynasty in the east. China is a country of etiquette, so I don't want to offend you." The king seemed a little embarrassed. He could arrest the monks in his own country, but You can't catch those that come from afar.

Otherwise, if Tang Wang is angered, he will not be able to please him.

Hu Li glanced at Tang Seng and the others, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty misunderstood, the three of my brothers just heard that these people are all masters, so they wanted to meet. Your Majesty, my Che Chi country is not raining continuously for three months. Why? Why don’t you ask these experts to help stop the rain? If they can do it, it won’t be too late to issue customs clearance certificates.”

"This method is very good!" The king was overjoyed when he heard that Longyan said that today's flood has caused people to be displaced, and he is in a state of desperation.If these few monks can help him with this favor, then he will thank you very much.

"Eminent monks, I wonder if you are willing to help with this?"

Sun Wukong and the others looked at each other, so this is the so-called method of the three monsters?There was no need for these monsters to talk about it, Tang Seng also asked Sun Wukong and others to help, but now that the monsters raised it, Monkey King had other ideas.

"Your Majesty, aren't your three national teachers also proficient in the art of summoning wind and rain? The heavy rain lasted for three months, why didn't they help and stop the rain?"

The king said in embarrassment: "The three national teachers said that the rain was invited by the monks, which has already alarmed the Jade Emperor, so the monks must ask the monks to stop the rain, otherwise disaster will happen."

"Nonsense." Tao Tao said bluntly: "Besides, isn't it already a disaster?"

The king's face sank, and he was a little unhappy. No one had ever dared to talk to him like this.

Sun Wukong chimed in and said: "My sister is right, and now I have encountered a disaster. What do you think of this, the emperor? Just stopping the rain can't show the strength of the old sun. Let's compare and see who can do it." Take back the rain that has fallen, what do you think?"

"Can the rain be taken back again?" The king was surprised and delighted. This was something he had never heard or seen before.

If the rainwater can be taken back, then the flood will naturally be eliminated.

"Little master, can you really do it?" He asked in disbelief.

"Of course, I'm afraid that your national teachers will not agree." Monkey King was preparing to teach the three monsters a lesson.

The three monsters looked at each other, and Hu Li immediately sneered and said, "The three of us have powerful magic powers, why don't we dare to agree? But if you lose, don't even think about stepping out of the palace gate, all of you are at our disposal!"

Monkey King said: "That's the case. But if you lose..."

"If I lose, I will ask His Majesty to stamp the jade seal on you." Hu Li said first, he would not be so stupid as to hand over his three brothers to the opponent.

Sun Wukong snorted secretly, but he already had a way to deal with the monsters, so he didn't waste his words on it.

So the king ordered to set up a platform for praying for rain, and everyone in the palace was alarmed, even the ministers of civil and military affairs came to watch.

There are two rain praying platforms built, each of which is tens of meters high, as if this is the only way to get closer to the sky.

Sun Wukong didn't wait for anyone to urge him, and flew straight up to one of the high platforms. He had to stop the rain first before proceeding to the next competition.

Tao Tao was a little excited, this is a great Taoist fighting technique, needless to say Brother Hou's abilities, she would like to see what the three monsters are capable of.

"Little master, let's start when you are ready." The king sent someone to urge.

"This is the beginning!" Sun Wukong responded loudly, and then sat down cross-legged, but his real body waited for the opportunity to fly into the air, looking for the Dragon King.

After a quarter of an hour, the heavy rain was still pouring down. Sun Wukong sat there motionless, and the king was a little anxious.The three monsters laughed even more, it was a fake trick to ridicule him.

It turned out that the rain was not dropped by the Dragon King of the Four Seas himself, but by a little dragon in a nearby river casting spells.Sun Wukong asked him to stop, but his mana was not that advanced, and it took him an hour or three quarters to stop.

Where can Monkey King wait?He simply went to the East China Sea himself. The Dragon King of the East China Sea was startled when he heard this, and quickly summoned the other three Dragon Kings to go to Che Chi Country.

When the three monsters were taunting them, the downpour stopped suddenly, and the dark clouds in the sky cleared away, and soon the sun shone brightly and shone brightly!

Everyone was shocked, and the king was so shocked that he stood up and stared straight at the sky.

"The rain has stopped and the sun has come out! A man of God, the little master is a man of God!" The king's eyes were moist. The heavy rain for three consecutive months had exhausted him physically and mentally. He hadn't seen him for almost a hundred days. Such a sun too.

The officials even shouted loudly, one by one walked onto the square to receive the sunshine.The warm sunshine shone on her body, as if it instantly washed away the gloom and gloom of the past few days.

Zhu Bajie deliberately taunted the three monsters: "What do the three national teachers say now? My brother doesn't recite scriptures, and he doesn't ask Buddhas and immortals, so the rain will stop. Humph, didn't you just say that he is a fake trick?" ?"

The three monsters looked embarrassed, and Hu Li coughed and said, "Stopping the rain is just the most superficial spell, and it's nothing. The next thing is to see who can take back the rainwater!"

Sun Wukong flew down from the high platform. Hearing this, he pointed at the high platform and said with a smile, "I will let the rain stop first. This time, you will take the rain back first."

"If I come, I will come. It's just that after I let the rainwater back, you don't have to quibble, saying that you have no chance to use your tricks." Hu Li is not an idiot, so he said this in advance to prevent Monkey King and his party from cheating.

"You can accept as much as you can, and Lao Sun will never talk too much." Sun Wukong looked like he was watching the show.

He had already greeted the Dragon King of the Four Seas just now, no matter how the monster used its tricks, the Dragon King of the Four Seas would never collect rainwater.He would like to see what other tricks this monster can play.

Hu Li glanced at him, then asked the king for instructions, and then flew up to the high platform.

The sky has cleared up, everyone's interest is much higher, even the little maids and eunuchs sneaked aside to watch the competition.

After seeing Hu Lifei ascended the high platform, he calmly burned incense and muttered something.Touching his waist with his left hand, a white clean bottle the size of a palm appeared in his hand.Touching his waist with his right hand, another willow branch appeared.

That appearance is somewhat similar to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Sun Wukong sneered: "Worship Sanqing and learn from Bodhisattvas. Didn't this monster confuse sects?"

"Brother Monkey, I think he seems to have some skills." Zhu Bajie became worried.

While speaking, Hu Li waved the willow branch in his right hand into the air, and the water in countless places inside and outside the city rushed straight into the sky at the same time, heading towards the clean bottle in his left hand!

Sun Wukong's face changed, he didn't expect this guy to have such a magic weapon, no, he must not be allowed to succeed, otherwise how can this play continue?

Immediately, he changed into a fake and stood at the same place, and his real body went straight to the Dragon King of the Four Seas. The Dragon King of the Four Seas was also paying attention to the situation below, feeling curious.

"Everyone, can you find a way to stop the water flow? Otherwise, the old grandson will lose this time." Sun Wukong didn't talk too much, it was for the Dragon King of the Four Seas to intervene in the competition.

The Dragon King of the Four Seas looked hesitant, and the Dragon King of the East Sea said: "He is a unique magic weapon, Yangzhi Jingping Bottle, which can hold the water of an ocean, and I can't stop it halfway."