Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Everyone looked over at the same time, they all looked surprised, Taozi can make alchemy?Even if she has Taishang Laojun as her grandfather, she has never learned alchemy from Taishang Laojun.

"Taozi, are you serious?" Sun Wukong asked very tactfully: "We have never seen you practice alchemy, this is not a joke."

Tao Tao took out a beauty pill from her bosom, and whispered: "I don't know how to make alchemy, but I have ready-made ones. When the time comes, I will confuse the fake with the real one, so they won't be able to find it! Brother Monkey, you have to help me cover up. "

A few people suddenly realized and couldn't help laughing.Xin said that he was so sincere that he didn't think of this method, but it was also thanks to Taozi still having the remaining elixir in his hand, otherwise he would really be caught blind today.

"Don't worry, sister, we will definitely cover you." Zhu Bajie grabbed Sha Wujing and told him: "Didn't you, Lao Sha, secretly learn for a few days? Go, help my sister, make sure the other party doesn't notice it."

"Okay." Sha Wujing replied, with a hint of a smile on his gloomy face.

Lu Li and the others got impatient and urged: "I said, do you dare to fight? If you don't dare, just admit defeat and join my Taoism as soon as possible."

"Who dares to dare? I will fight this time!" Tao Tao took out her plantain fan and pretended to play with it, then squinted at Lu Li: "Do you know what it is? This is the plantain fan of Taishang Laojun. I know why Will it be in my hands?"

"You must have stolen Laojun's fan!" Lu Li slapped the desk, staring at the plantain fan with burning eyes, and found that it was really the treasure that Taishang Laojun used to fan the stove in the mural, his jealous eyes immediately famous.

Tao Tao slapped him on the head with a fan, and shouted angrily: "Hugh, you are talking nonsense, Laojun recognized me as a granddaughter, and this fan is his gift for meeting me! Ignorant dog, dare to compare me to alchemy!" , see how I win you to the ground today!"

Not to mention Lu Li, even Sun Wukong, Tang Seng and others were shocked. Normally, Taozi turns into a piglet and sleeps in her arms besides cooking. When has she ever seen her so mighty and domineering?

That aura really has the demeanor of an old gentleman, no wonder the old gentleman recognizes her as his granddaughter.

Tao Tao looked at Lu Li contemptuously, and said loudly: "Bring the alchemy furnace, and today I will let this group of blind people see what is alchemy!"

The three monsters looked at each other, Lu Li's face turned pale, and before he could compete, his aura lost.

"Big brother, third brother, what do you think?" This time it was the turn of the three monsters to whisper.

Hu Li's brows were furrowed into a single word, and he said in a low voice, "Just compare with her, who knows if what this crazy woman is telling is true or not? If it's just a lie, wouldn't we be fooled?"

Yang Li swallowed his saliva and said: "But looking at her fan, it doesn't look like a fake. Even if it is not the granddaughter of Taishang Laojun, if it is the fairy boy next to him, then the alchemy must be better than the second brother .”

Lu Li said very unconfidently: "It doesn't matter, let's compete first. If I lose, let's find a way to compete with them in the fourth game. In short, we must win back!"

"That's a good idea." Hu Li and Yang Li gave thumbs up, as if they didn't think it was a rascal at all.

So the alchemy competition began.

There are two alchemy furnaces with a height of half a person on the empty main hall, and there are many materials for alchemy on the table next to it.To be honest, Tao Tao couldn't understand it at all, and she didn't know what they were used for.

Sha Wujing helped her and reminded her in a low voice of the purpose of these materials, Tao Tao only then had a general understanding.

Over there, Lu Li also chose a Daoist boy as his assistant, he seemed to be very familiar with the road, and he got started very quickly.

Dao Tong was in charge of lighting the fire and delivering the materials, while Lu Li put the materials into the alchemy furnace one by one.And when he adds materials, he is very particular about the heat, time and sequence.

Sha Wujing also helped Tao Tao burn the alchemy stove. Tao Tao selected a few that looked pleasing to the eye from countless materials, and added the materials little by little, following Lu Li's example.

This alchemy furnace is actually very delicately designed, with eight grooves inside, and each groove can be placed with different things.Tao Tao was just fooling around, so he filled every groove, and then covered the furnace lid, waiting for the results to come out.

Every time Lu Li finished adding something, he would take a look at Tao Tao. Seeing Tao Tao's calm expression made him even more uncertain.

Alchemy is a delicate job, and it may take several days to get the result, so while waiting, everyone makes noise and eats some melon and fruit snacks.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were eating, and they didn't forget to feed Tao Tao a little, which almost caused a fight.So Sun Wukong fed Tao Tao and Sha Wujing again, Zhu Bajie let him go.

"Damn monkey, my sister won't let you bother. You can concentrate on feeding Junior Brother Sha." Zhu Bajie blocked Monkey King with his body, like a thief.

"Hmph, idiots are narrow-minded." Sun Wukong replied unhappily.

As everyone knows, Lu Li and Dao Tong over there are drooling with envy. They are also hungry and want to eat, but no one feeds them.

Two hours passed before he knew it, and it was already evening, and the king couldn't bear it after sitting for a whole day, so someone asked if the alchemy competition could be postponed until tomorrow.

Lu Li immediately refused: "How can such a solemn competition be postponed at will? No one is allowed to leave without a winner!"

Just as she was talking, Tao Tao's pill furnace suddenly "touched" with a loud noise!

The lid of the alchemy furnace was blown up into the sky by a strong air current, and there was an unpleasant burnt smell coming out of the alchemy furnace, which made everyone cover their noses.

Tao Tao was sitting there leisurely, but she didn't expect her pill furnace to explode, and she was immediately dumbfounded.

Sha Wujing covered his eyes with one hand, it was a big embarrassment, not to mention that the elixir was not practiced, the lid was blown off, even people who don't know how to make alchemy know that this is a failure.

Lu Li came back to his senses in shock, pointed at Tao Tao and laughed loudly: "Sure enough, she is a trick, dare to pretend to be the granddaughter of the Supreme Lord, but she doesn't even know the most basic method of alchemy. Mad woman , you have to admit defeat if you lose!"

"Who said I lost?" Tao Tao also came back to her senses, walked to the alchemy furnace in a leisurely manner, kicked out the flame, and put her hand into the alchemy furnace pretendingly.

Lu Li looked at him coldly, and was about to sneer at him again, when Tao Tao said, "Just say that you are ignorant, and you have never even heard of this kind of explosive alchemy. Generic pills that don't work."

This hit Lu Li's sore spot. Although Lu Li could make alchemy, the stuff he practiced was so bad that he didn't even dare to eat it.

He has never heard of explosive alchemy. Is there really such a method of alchemy?

Tao Tao was about to put the fork to the end, lightly shaking the plantain fan and mockingly said: "I am practicing elixir! If this elixir is refined in the fairy world, it will not explode, but it will definitely explode if it is refined in the human world. You know Is that why?"

"Why?" Lu Li asked stupidly, and he wanted to slap himself when he finished asking, but he actually followed the crazy woman's train of thought.

"Because refining elixir in the human world is against the sky!" Tao Tao raised the plantain fan and said solemnly: "Just now when the elixir was formed, the heavens specially sent down a mysterious lightning to hit the elixir, so that the furnace cover was blown away. .Only pills that have experienced lightning calamity can be called elixir, you see!"

She touched the alchemy furnace with her hand, and suddenly there was a round bi-color pill in her hand. The pill was still steaming hot, and it was really taken out of the pill furnace.

The elixir exudes a tempting aroma, and just taking a sip will lift your spirits.

Lu Li couldn't help but took a few mouthfuls, only to feel that his body and mind were unobstructed, and his eyes were fixed on the elixir in Tao Tao's hand, wishing to snatch it and eat it himself.

But Tao Tao put the elixir in a plate and asked Sha Wujing to present it to the king. The king was overjoyed when he saw the elixir, and Danxiang even cured his anxiety for many days.

"I saw that the queen's complexion has been dull recently, which seems to be caused by anxiety, so I specially refined this beauty pill. Once this pill is taken, it can make people look younger, radiant, and free from disease and pain. The queen is not old. After four inquiries, taking half a tablet can restore the [-]-year-old flower."

When the queen on the side heard this, her eyes lit up immediately, and she couldn't control herself with excitement.

In recent years, because His Majesty has accepted many concubines and concubines, he has taken in many young and beautiful women, and as she grows older, she becomes less and less favored, so how can one not be anxious?If this elixir can really restore her to the age of [-], she is willing to die.

"Your Majesty, my concubine is willing to try."

"Queen, just in case..." The king was still a little worried, after all, no one had tried this elixir before.

"Your Majesty, my concubines are not afraid." The queen was determined to test the medicine.

Tao Tao promised with a smile: "Your Majesty, you don't have to worry, but if there is any mistake, I will bear it all."

She divided the pill in half, dissolved half of it in water, and handed it to the queen.The queen couldn't wait to drink it up, and then sat there waiting for the elixir to take effect.

At this time, no one paid any attention to Lu Li who hadn't released his pill yet, and they all wanted to witness the miracle happen with their own eyes.

With the passage of time, the queen's dull complexion gradually faded away, her skin became smoother and more delicate, her complexion was as fair and beautiful as suet jade, and she was more than ten years younger!

"My God, it's really an elixir. It's only been half an hour, and the queen's face is radiant again." The old mother beside the queen shed tears of relief. You know, the queen was also the most beautiful woman in the capital when she was young.

Now that the beauty is late, how can it not make people sad?

The king was also overjoyed to see his first wife's face getting younger and younger, and suddenly felt that his queen was the most beautiful among the six palaces.

"It will take twelve hours for this pill to fully take effect. By this time tomorrow, the queen will be back to being a beautiful woman." Tao Tao shook her fan and laughed inscrutablely.

"Okay, that's really great! Miss Taozi, I believe that what you have refined is an elixir!" The king was full of admiration, but his eyes were fixed on the other half of the elixir in the plate, and he wanted to say something but couldn't hold back his face.

If he didn't say anything, Tao Tao pretended not to know, and put the other half of the elixir into the medicine bottle in front of everyone, and stuffed it into the sleeve robe.

The king was very disappointed, but he couldn't speak anymore, he could only sigh in a low voice.

At this time, Lu Li's elixir was ready, but when he took it out, it was a black pill. Lu Li looked at the pill, and felt ashamed to offer it to the king.

His elixir can only concentrate and gather energy to make people feel refreshed.

It is quite obvious who wins and who loses in this battle.

"Oh, why do you always lose?" Hu Li sighed deeply, obviously he was sure of winning every time, and he didn't know how he got to this point.

Lu Li was also very ashamed, he was the one who proposed the alchemy competition, but in the end he was pressed and rubbed on the ground, it was really embarrassing.

Yang Li hadn't made a move yet, so he said excitedly: "Brothers, I have an idea, Custodian can win. This time, it's up to me!"

"Third brother, do you really have a solution?" Both Hu Li and Lu Li looked at him with distrust, which made Yang Li unhappy.

"Otherwise, what other good ideas do the two brothers have?"

Both Hu Li and Lu Li lost, and they didn't have the confidence to speak at this time, so they had to let Yang Li compete.

Yang Li walked up to the king and said loudly: "Your Majesty, this woman is the granddaughter of the Supreme Lord. It is nothing if she wins my second brother. I propose to try again, this time it is better than guessing from the air." things. If they win, let them go naturally."

The king reminded in a low voice: "National teacher, you have lost three games. Are you really going to compete? If you lose again, you will really lose face."

Yang Li's face turned pale, and he said in a more emphatic tone: "Competition! It must be! And this time we will definitely win back!"

"Stop bragging, what if you lose again this time?" Monkey King knew that the other party was eager to win, so he didn't care about it.Guessing things from a distance, heh, such a low-level competition is also embarrassing to bring up.

"If we lose again this time, we will let you go." Yang Li said with little confidence.

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "What kind of prize is this? You have proposed so many competitions. If you still lose this time, the old Sun will propose a competition next time. Do you dare to fight?"

"Are you afraid that you won't succeed?" The three brothers Hu Li, Lu Li and Yang Li said in unison.

Sun Wukong said: "Okay, that's it! This time I don't think it's better than guessing things from a distance. This is too simple, and it's an insult to my spell. How about we try guessing people with a mask this time?"

Yang Li thought for a while and asked, "How do you guess?"

Sun Wukong pointed to a row of court maids and said, "Your Majesty must have many palace maids and eunuchs here, so let them put on makeup and cover their faces, and let's guess which one is the man."

The king clapped his hands happily and said: "This is a good idea, I will order it right away."

It can be seen that the king is also a foolish monarch who loves to play, and he really let the queen choose the eunuchs in person.

Sun Wukong gave Zhu Bajie a wink, Zhu Bajie was very happy, and finally it was his turn to play.Zhu Bajie changed into a fake and stood where he was, and flew towards the harem with his real body, turning into a handsome eunuch with a moderate figure before the queen arrived.

The queen specially selected nine maids with beautiful features and the same height, and then went to choose among the eunuchs, and finally fell in love with the outstanding Zhu Bajie at a glance.Calling Zhu Bajie over for a comparison, the height is actually the same as that of the maids, the queen is even more satisfied now.

"Ten of you go change your outfits, put on the same makeup and clothes, put on a veil, and go out with me in a while. Remember, you can't speak or make any moves at that time."

"Yes." Zhu Bajie deliberately narrowed down his voice, so that when he spoke, he was three points more delicate than a woman.

Zhu Bajie was taken down to change clothes together with the nine ladies in the palace, staying with so many beautiful girls, it was like a heart bursting with joy.He let his sister-in-law put on makeup, put on his chest and adjust his skirt.When he put on the veil and stood with the other nine maids-in-waiting, even the maids in makeup couldn't recognize which one was Zhu Bajie.

The queen took ten of them to the main hall together, and Zhu Bajie was the last one in the row, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, graceful and graceful, as attractive as he wanted.

A long and slender screen had been placed in the main hall, and the ten people were brought behind the screen, only their heads were exposed.Looking at the ten beautiful beauties, many people's eyes lit up.

Tao Tao looked at the end from the beginning, and then the head from the end. After watching for a long time, she couldn't tell which one was her real brother.Hey, is Zhu Bajie's ability to pretend to be a woman at its peak?

Seeing this scene, the king couldn't help laughing and said: "These are maids and eunuchs personally selected by the queen. Even this king has never seen their real faces. National teacher, you and Monk Dongtu can start guessing people."

Yang Li also looked at the ten people back and forth, and confidently stepped forward and said: "Then the national teacher will guess first."

"Guess, I'll see what you can guess." Sun Wukong laughed.

No matter how much Zhu Bajie changes, he can't escape his eyes. Although he has entered Buddhism, he has not yet achieved the true fruit of cultivation, so he is still a demon now.If he was a demon, he couldn't escape his piercing eyes.

Yang Li made a formula with both hands, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and he closed his eyes suddenly.With his consciousness stripped away, his gaze actually penetrated the screen and the girls' clothes, and saw their bodies!

The sight was incredible, ten beauties appeared in front of his eyes as if they had no clothes on, he couldn't help but licked his lower lip, he couldn't help it.

From the first one to the tenth one, and then back to the tenth one, I watched it several times in succession, and even evaluated the ninth one in my heart as having the best figure.

After watching it for the fifth time, he suddenly realized what was going on, and immediately stayed there.

Obviously ten of them are women, and there are no eunuchs at all!Could it be that the queen is too old to choose the wrong person?Or is it deliberately playing tricks on them?

"I said that the national teacher, you watched it for almost a quarter of an hour, did you see it? If you can't see it, Lao Sun is going to play." Sun Wukong was already impatient, so he urged him aloud.

Yang Li tried his best to read it twice, but he still couldn't see which one was the eunuch, so he could only put away his magical powers.

He looked a little embarrassed, but he tried his best to remain calm: "Of course I have already seen it. Monkey King, it's your turn."

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "I don't need to look at the result. You tell me first, which one is the eunuch?"