Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

"My dear concubine, dear concubine, you finally woke up! Do you know how worried I am? I thought something happened to you..." The king was about to hug Concubine Hu, and as soon as he touched Concubine Hu's arm, Concubine Hu became terrified cried out.

"Ah...it hurts, it hurts..." Concubine Hu Gui retreated back in a panic as if she was being burned, she got out of the king's hand, and immediately stopped screaming.

The king was shocked and said: "My concubine, what happened to you? Did someone hurt you?"

"Wuwuwu... Your Majesty, no one hurt me. Your Majesty's true dragon aura is too strong for people to bear... Wuwuwu... If you touch me again, Your Majesty, I will die of pain ..." Concubine Hu Gui cried until the pear blossoms were raining, she covered the place touched by the king with one hand, and then raised her hand, her arm was actually bright red.

"How did this happen? Didn't everything go well before? My concubine, this is really caused by my true dragon spirit?" The king wanted to comfort him, but he didn't dare to stretch out his hand, so he could only look at the bright red patch. "My dear concubine, you make my heart hurt."

Concubine Hu Gui hummed, wiped her tears and said: "Your Majesty, a concubine is not blessed and cannot enjoy your favor..."

The king stood up and walked back and forth a few times, worried: "Why is this happening? Is there really no solution?"

Concubine Hu continued to babble, and cried for a long time before saying, "It's not that there is no way, it's just... just..."

"Just what? Concubine, just say what you want, no matter what you want, I will definitely get it for you!" The king was very happy when he heard that there was a way, and he grabbed Concubine Hu's hand in excitement, but Concubine Hu hurried He retracted his hand.

The king blamed himself: "I almost hurt you again, I was really worried about you too much. My concubine, if you have anything to say, just say it."

Concubine Hu Guifei had had enough of his appetite, so Lihua sobbed with rain: "The concubine had a dream last night, and dreamed of an old fairy with a white beard. No matter how long your favor grows, it will be backbited. Just like just now, when His Majesty touches it, your concubine will be burned..."

Then he wiped away his tears, the king listened seriously, and asked, "The old fairy has a solution?"

Concubine Hu Gui nodded, and said: "This is what my concubine asked the old god. The old god said that if he wanted to prolong his blessings, he had to... he had to eat the heart and soul of someone with a high level of cultivation... My concubine is always kind, why? Would you accept such a suggestion? So the concubine refused, and woke up immediately... Your Majesty, I am afraid that the concubine will not be able to serve you anymore... Woooo..."

The king was already fascinated by the beauty, and he didn't hesitate at all when he heard such a method.

"It's just eating the heart and soul of a person with a high cultivation base. Why not? My dear concubine, you are really kind-hearted, why did you refuse? You are my noble concubine and one of the most honorable women in the world. For the heart and soul of a profound person, even if the practitioners in the world donate their heart and soul, they have no choice but to do so!"

"But Your Majesty..."

"My dear concubine, don't worry, since there is a solution, I will definitely do it." The king stroked his beard and thought for a moment, then suddenly his eyes lit up, and said: "Didn't some elders from the Eastern Land Tang come here recently?" ? These elders are not from my bhikkhu kingdom anyway, so no one will know even if something happens."

"But why are they willing to donate their heart and soul? Especially the one named Monkey King, whose cultivation level is unfathomable. I worry that these guards are no match for him at all." Hu Guifei looked sad and sighed softly: "I am worried Your Majesty will be troubled by them."

The king smiled reassuringly: "My dear concubine, you don't have to worry about me. They live in my palace, and I still worry that I can't deal with them? At that time, I will take out all the hearts and livers of Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing. You eat. After you eat it, your body will definitely be fine."

"Your Majesty's kindness and concubine will never be forgotten. If that day comes, the concubine will definitely serve His Majesty with all her heart." Concubine Hu Guifei pretended to be grateful, but suddenly thought of Tao Tao, why didn't this old pervert dig her darling?

The king said with a coveted smile, "That Tao Tao is also a great beauty, and when the time comes, I will confer her the title of concubine Shu, to be your companion and serve me together."

Concubine Hu Gui sneered secretly, this old pervert is really a hungry wolf in his lust, and he still doesn't forget to name beauty for himself at this time.

But he said: "Your Majesty is really kind to my concubines."

The king saw that it was still early, so he let Concubine Hu Gui continue to rest.As soon as he left the bedroom, he summoned his personal eunuch to give orders.

Half an hour later, the personal eunuch personally led a few young eunuchs to deliver breakfast to Monkey King and the others.A lot of sweat medicine was added to the breakfast, even an elephant can be poured out!

Sun Wukong knew these tricks a long time ago, and said with a smile: "I'm afraid this breakfast is not delicious?"

"The elder was just joking. This is imperial food. No matter how many people want to eat it, how can it be bad?" The personal eunuch felt that something was wrong, so he could only apologize and said with a smile.

"In that case, why don't you take a bite first?" Zhu Bajie found a chicken leg out of nowhere, gnawed it with gusto, and then pushed a large bowl of white rice porridge in front of the personal eunuch.

Where would a personal eunuch dare to eat?These foods are all added with perspiration medicine, as long as he takes a bite, he will pass out in less than half a stick of incense.

"Elders, don't embarrass the younger ones. These are specially ordered by His Majesty to be given to the elders. How dare the younger ones eat them?"

"You don't dare to eat? How about the old grandson feed you?" Sun Wukong suddenly grabbed him by the collar and pressed him on the table. Sha Wujing picked up a bowl of porridge and poured it into his mouth, scaring him. The eunuch next to him screamed, and his pants were wet.

"I can't eat it, I can't eat it... There is medicine, there is medicine in it..."

"You damn thing, what kind of medicine did you put in it?" Sun Wukong asked sharply, but he didn't relax his hands.

The personal eunuch cried: "It's the Mongolian sweat medicine... His Majesty asked the little one to put it in. It was not Xiao's original intention. Elders, please spare the little one..."

"Go, come with us to meet your Majesty!" Sun Wukong said without any explanation, and went out the door carrying him.

Tang Seng and others also followed, and they hated the king's march to the extreme.

The king was waiting anxiously in the Hall of Mental Cultivation. When he saw the personal eunuch returning, he was delighted and said, "Is it done? Where are you?"

The personal eunuch almost cried, pointing behind him: "It's just outside."

"Your Majesty is waiting for us?" Sun Wukong pushed the door open, and the king almost fell to the ground in shock.Looking at Tang Seng and others on his body, all intact, he was even more frightened.

"You, you..."

"Your Majesty wants to ask why we didn't pass out? Huh, you can hide from Lao Sun's eyes with just your little trick? Lao Sun just doesn't understand, why did His Majesty harm our master and apprentice like this?" Sun Wukong's face darkened, killing intent It was so frightening that the king almost wet his pants.

The king swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva before saying tremblingly, "Elders, there is nothing I can do about it..."

So he explained in detail what happened to Concubine Hu Guifei in the morning.

Tang Seng frowned when he heard that he wanted to poach his own heart and liver. In the morning, Wukong only said that he wanted to poach his own heart and liver. Why now he also wants other people's?

Immediately, Zhu Bajie smashed the bone of the chicken leg on the king's head, and shouted angrily: "You are a foolish king with no conscience! It's so daring to have your idea on us! If it weren't for whether you were a human or a demon, the old pig would have already Just built it with a rake!"

The king reeled from being hit by a bone from a chicken leg, but fortunately he was supported by the eunuchs. Although he was angry, he didn't dare to do anything to Zhu Bajie.

Instead, Wei Nuo Nuo cried: "I have no other choice, there is no way... If I don't do this, Aifei's illness will not be cured..."

Sun Wukong smiled cunningly, and said: "You just want to cultivate the heart of a high-level person. Why did you focus on our master and apprentice? You, a monk, obviously have more suitable ones in the country. Could it be that you are reluctant?"

"How can I be reluctant? I don't know. Elder Sun, are there really people with advanced cultivation in the country?" The king turned his worries into joy, but he was also suspicious.

These people just came to the bhikkhu country yesterday, how do they know the situation better than him?

Sun Wukong said: "I happened to know one. Going seventy miles south of the city, there is a Taoist temple called Qinghua Temple. , the preservation will take effect immediately."

"Really?" The king beamed with joy, rubbed his hands together and said, "Elder Sun, don't lie to me."

"If I lied to you, you would still come to eat the hearts and livers of our master and apprentice." Sun Wukong vowed: "Just go and invite him into the palace, just say that the imperial concubine and empress are invited, don't say that you want to eat his heart and liver. Will enter the palace, and then you can take him down."

"Elder Sun's idea is really good, I will give you an order." How does the king know the key to it?Overjoyed, I sent someone to do it.

Not long after, a general led hundreds of guards out of the palace on horseback, and headed towards Tsinghua University in the south of the city.

The king was grateful for the kindness of everyone, and sent them back to Furong Palace in person, and entertained them with food and drink.It's just that a pair of eyes glanced at Tao Tao from time to time, which made them very unhappy.

Zhu Bajie taunted: "You king is emaciated and terminally ill, and you don't know how to restrain yourself. If you continue like this, you may be bedridden. I advise you to hang out with women less, and don't think about those nasty things in your mind! "

The king's face turned blue and red after what he said, he was so embarrassed that he didn't dare to go to see Tao Tao again.

Two hours later, the temple master was indeed invited to the palace.The viewer didn't know the truth, and thought it was Concubine Hu Guifei who invited him into the palace to eat the Tang monk's meat.Seeing the king with shining eyes, he felt something was wrong.

"Come on, let me take him down!" The king gave the order without further ado.

The soldiers who invited the temple owner to the palace immediately rushed up and held the temple owner down. The temple owner wanted to show his power and bloodbath the palace, but he thought that he hadn't seen Concubine Hu Gui before, so he had to find out the truth first, so he didn't attack immediately .

"What's your majesty's meaning? Didn't you say that the imperial concubine invited the poor to enter the palace?" A coldness flashed in the eyes of the temple master, this foolish emperor should let Hu Meier kill him earlier.

Seeing that the man had been arrested, the king breathed a sigh of relief and said, "The imperial concubine is seriously ill, and you need to use your heart and liver to heal her illness. This is why I called you into the palace for this purpose. Why, how dare you refuse?"

The host was startled, didn't Hu Meier tell him last night that he would use Monkey King's heart and liver to heal his illness?Why did you use him today?

Did this bitch betray him?

"How does Your Majesty know that you can cure diseases with a poor heart? But the imperial concubine said it herself?"

"Of course it was said by the imperial concubine herself, come here, take out his heart and liver, fry it and give it to the imperial concubine to eat." The king ordered again, and immediately two people walked up to the temple master with knives, wanting to Cut open his chest and abdomen.

The temple master was in a hurry, it seems that this bitch really betrayed him, he was trying to kill him!

Just as he was about to erupt, an exclamation suddenly came from the door: "Your Majesty, you are wrong, you are not his heart..."

Concubine Hu Gui didn't even comb her hair, and ran over in a panic when she heard this and barefooted.God damn it, who said that she wants to eat the heart and liver of her dear king?Isn't this killing people?

"My concubine, why did you come out?" The king wanted to hug her, but thought he couldn't touch her, so he withdrew his outstretched hand.

As a result, Concubine Hu Gui rushed too fast and fell to the ground in one fell swoop, almost knocking out her teeth.

The king was worried, but he didn't dare to help him. Fortunately, the two court ladies were clever and quickly helped him up.

Concubine Hu Guiying: "Your Majesty, didn't you say that you want to eat the heart and soul of Tang Monk and his disciples? Why do you want to eat a Taoist? I'm afraid it won't work. Your Majesty, are you perfunctory with your concubines...do you not love your concubines anymore?" ..."

"What did my concubine say? How could I not love you? It was Elder Sun who said that this Taoist has profound mana, even higher than him, and eating the heart of this Taoist will have the best effect. I don't want you to get better soon , did you order people to arrest the Taoist?”

Concubine Hu Guifei and the viewer looked at each other with hatred, it turned out that it was Monkey King who did it!

Concubine Hu Gui continued to babble: "Your Majesty, you listen too much to Elder Sun's words. They have never tried it, so how do you know whose mana is more profound? How about this, let this Taoist and Elder Sun compete, who will win?" I can eat whose heart and liver, okay?"

"What Concubine Ai said makes sense, and the one who wins must have more powerful magic power." The king was so stupid that he listened to Concubine Hu Guifei so easily, and asked to invite Monkey King and his party over on the spot.

Sun Wukong knew that monsters would not give in so easily, so he entered the Hall of Mental Cultivation with Tang Seng and others, glanced at the temple master and laughed.

The temple master frowned and said, "Monkey King, what are you laughing at?"

"Laugh, you can't beat the old grandson." Sun Wukong deliberately provoked.

"It's unreasonable, I didn't fight, how do you know that I can't beat you?" The temple master was actually fooled, and his competitive spirit was immediately raised.

Concubine Hu Gui was anxious to remind her, but the viewer turned a blind eye.

"Since that's the case, Lao Sun will come to make gestures with you." Sun Wukong suddenly took out his golden cudgel and flew straight into the air.

The temple master also took out his own magic weapon, which turned out to be a walking stick. The walking stick did not know what it was made of, but it looked like a fairy treasure instead of an ordinary thing.

Tao Tao wants to remind Sun Wukong to be careful, if I remember correctly, this monster is a white deer, which is the mount of the old Antarctic birthday star.And this crutch is also something of the old birthday star, used for walking.

The two had already flown into the air, and they exchanged hands in the blink of an eye.

The king was startled when he saw it, and praised: "Sure enough, both of you are highly cultivated people, wonderful, wonderful!"

"Hmph, my monkey brother is so powerful, do you really think you can eat his heart? How stupid." Zhu Bajie muttered something in a low voice, but the king didn't hear it, but Hu Guifei beside him did.

Concubine Hu Gui's thoughts changed, and she guessed the intention of Sun Wukong's plan. She must have seen that she and the king are monsters, and they deliberately tricked them into the palace to beat them to death.

She was startled for a while, no, she must not let Monkey King succeed, otherwise today will be her death day next year.Concubine Hu Gui was so worried that she didn't have the heart to watch the fight between the two. Suddenly, she glanced at Tang Seng who was at the side. She gritted her teeth, and a plan was born spontaneously.

"Your Majesty, the concubine came out in a hurry and didn't even wash up. Please leave the concubine first."

"Okay, let's go back quickly." The king smiled and asked Concubine Hu Gui to be sent back.

Tao Tao looked at the back of her leaving, thinking that this monster is really cunning, seeing that her plot was about to be exposed, she wanted to run away first?With a thought, she followed.

Sure enough, after discovering that Concubine Hu Gui didn't go to her palace at all after leaving, she just found a reason and sent the two maids away.She tied up her sleeve robe, pulled back her long hair, made another big circle, and sneaked back from the other side of the palace.

Everyone's attention was on the competition between Sun Wukong and the viewer, plus she changed her makeup, so no one really noticed.

Tang Seng was sitting on the far side, seeing Concubine Hu Guifei heading towards Tang Seng, Tao Tao finally knew her plan!

It was too late, but soon, when Concubine Hu Guifei cast a spell to kidnap Tang Seng, Tao Tao shot instantly!

The mace slammed into Concubine Hu Gui's head. As soon as Concubine Hu's spell was released, there was a scream, and a big lump swelled up on the back of her head!

Tang Seng was blown by the wind and fell to the ground with a muffled grunt. Fortunately, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing reacted quickly, one quickly helped Tang Seng up, and the other came to help Tao Tao, and threw a rake on Concubine Hu Gui.

Concubine Hu Gui screamed again, and was beaten to death by Zhu Bajie on the spot, and changed back to her original shape, which turned out to be a pure white fox.

"My beloved concubine!" the king screamed, his whole body was startled and angry, and when he saw Concubine Hu Gui turned into a fox, he was so frightened that he sat on the ground all of a sudden, and his reaction was wonderful.

"You stupid lord, take a good look, this is your concubine, she is a vixen!" Zhu Bajie cursed, "You almost fell into her trick, she just wants to eat my master, so you will be her accomplice! "

The king trembled and couldn't believe that his concubine was actually a monster.

He looked at the temple master in mid-air again, and asked tremblingly, "Then, that Taoist..."

"It's also a monster. Those children whose hearts have been dug out, he is the one who did it!"

As soon as Concubine Hu Guifei died, the watchman seemed to be aware of it, and found a gap before turning into a cold light and running away.