Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Sun Wukong flew down, saw the vixen lying on the side, laughed and said: "Mr. Hun, see clearly, what exactly is your concubine?"

"Brother Monkey, I've already said this just now, can you use a new word?" Zhu Bajie was complacent, and he finally earned it for a while.

Sun Wukong glanced at him and said nothing.

The king repeatedly said guiltily: "I see it clearly, I see it clearly... It's because I have no eyes, but I am obsessed with ghosts. Thank you elders for your kindness and virtue, and helped me get rid of the monsters that confuse people's hearts."

Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "I just killed one, and the other one ran away. Hurry up and get us something delicious and drinkable, and when we're full, we'll clean up the other one for you."

"Okay, I'll give you an order now." The king didn't dare to delay, and he ordered the eunuchs to prepare the banquet, and his attitude towards everyone became more respectful.

Tang Seng was startled and said, "Fortunately, Taozi has quick eyes and hands just now, otherwise I would be kidnapped by that monster again as a teacher. Taozi, how did you find out that something is wrong?"

The three brothers also looked curious, especially Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, they were so engrossed in watching the competition that they didn't pay attention to Concubine Hu Gui.

"I just saw the monster leave with an excuse, and thought she wanted to escape, so I followed her. But she went and came back, and wanted to attack Master, so I couldn't help it." Tao Tao was also very satisfied with her actions this time. , she saved Tang Seng's life.

"Good peach, really bold and careful." Tang Seng praised with a smile.

After lunch, Sun Wukong took Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie to Tsinghua University to look for the master, while Sha Wujing and Bai Longma stayed in the palace to protect Tang Seng in case of accidents.

Unexpectedly, at the destination, the huge Tsinghua Temple disappeared out of thin air. There were only a few big locust trees nearby, and there was no trace of the temple owner.

The three of them searched for a while, Zhu Bajie asked: "Brother Monkey, did you lead the wrong way? Where is the Taoist temple here?"

Sun Wukong said: "Old Sun has a photographic memory, even at night, he can't remember the way clearly, you idiot, don't doubt my memory. I think the master of the temple is hiding, and the Taoist temple is probably created by him. .”

Tao Tao walked around a few locust trees, patted the trunks, and said, "Brother, Brother Monkey, don't you think these trees are too big? And they are all alone here, which is a little out of harmony."

"When I followed last night, there wasn't a single tree here. There really is a problem." Monkey King smashed it with a golden cudgel as he said, and hit the trunk of one of the locust trees with one stick, and the locust tree suddenly let out a sound. Screaming, a puddle of blood oozes from the roots.

"It turned out to be a tree demon!" Zhu Bajie followed suit, raking towards another tree, and that tree also let out a scream.

The two brothers killed four or five trees very quickly. Suddenly, a strange wind came, and the five trees suddenly disappeared, and a Taoist temple appeared impressively.

"It turned out to be such a hiding method, but unfortunately my sister saw through it. Monster, come out!" Sun Wukong shouted holding a golden cudgel, and Zhu Bajie couldn't help but rushed in.

"Sun Wukong, don't bully people too much!" There was an angry shout in the room, followed by two muffled "bang bang" sounds, and the master knocked Zhu Bajie out with two crutches.

Zhu Bajie took several steps back to stabilize his figure, he looked a little embarrassed, and his face turned red.

The temple master stood at the door with a cane, staring at the three of them coldly, especially when he looked at Monkey King, there was hatred and fear in his eyes.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Tao Tao immediately surrounded him in a fan shape, and Sun Wukong hooked his fingers at the viewer: "The old grandson will bully you, so what can you do? You monster is too cruel to dig out the heart of a child." Eat, let's see if the grandson doesn't beat you to death!"

"What does this have to do with you? Don't meddle in other people's business! You beat my concubine to death and I haven't settled with you yet, but now you're bullying me again, look at the beating!" The temple master was furious and ignored Tao Tao at all. He and Zhu Bajie attacked Monkey King.

The two fought fast and fiercely, but Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie couldn't help and could only watch the battle from the sidelines.

There was a crackling sound, and the two of them turned into an afterimage, and soon they were hit from the ground to midair, and then fell from midair to the roof of the Taoist temple, and finally the Taoist temple was completely shaken to pieces and collapsed.

Tao Tao scratched her head. Compared with Brother Hou's real strength, she only knows how to set fire with a fan, which is too insignificant. In the future, she has to learn more humbly.

The two stood in the ruins, Sun Wukong suddenly saw a gap, separated the temple master's crutches with a stick, and hit him on the head.If this strike is true, the temple master will definitely have his brains burst.

Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie raised their hearts, and seeing that the golden cudgel was about to fall on the head of the temple master, a white light suddenly flashed, which actually firmly fixed the golden cudgel.

A figure appeared in front of the temple master in an instant, with gray beard and hair, benevolent brows and kind eyes, obviously an old fairy.

"Antarctic old birthday star? Why did you stop me?" Sun Wukong had no choice but to put away the golden cudgel, pointing at the temple master who was already stunned and kneeling on the ground, said: "This fellow is not yours, is it?"

"What the great sage said is very true. This monster is a white deer, and it is my mount. Because I forgot the time when I played chess with Emperor Donghua a few days ago, this evil animal ran away privately, which caused such a disaster." The old Antarctic birthday star stroked his beard and said with a smile, "For the sake of my old man, please let him go."

Sun Wukong said: "In the past, when encountering such a situation, the old grandson would definitely let him go, but this time is different. Old birthday boy, it's not that I don't give you face, it's because your mount is too sinful. He has dug out the hearts of 99 children. Come and eat! If I spare him such cruelty to a child, how can my conscience be at ease?"

"Unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable!" Zhu Bajie was also filled with righteous indignation, and took a clear stand on Monkey King's side. "Old birthday star, if you want a mount, you can just subdue a few monsters, but this one won't work."

The Antarctic old birthday star sighed, looked at the shivering Guanzhu kneeling on the ground and shook his head: "You evil animal committed such a serious crime, it's hard for me to save your life."

"Master, let me go, I know I'm wrong, please let me go... I don't dare anymore, I really don't dare anymore..." The temple master suddenly changed back to his original form, it was a bird The snow-white deer still knelt on the ground, not daring to raise its head.

"Capital crimes are inevitable, but living crimes are inevitable. I will take off your spiritual root now, and let you become an ordinary white deer, and you will no longer be my mount." The old Antarctic birthday star pointed his hand, and a ball of silver light immediately sank into it. White Deer's Heavenly Spirit Cover.

Bailu screamed, fell to the ground and twitched, and finally passed out.

Seeing this scene, the three of Monkey King also sighed, and let this matter go.

"The old birthday star is righteous, and the old sun admires it. Next time, you will definitely find a kinder monster as a mount."

The old Antarctic birthday star waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't comfort me, you monkey. The old man doesn't need these things. Right is right and wrong is wrong. I won't protect him just because he is my mount. It's getting late , go back quickly, too."

After saying that, it turned into a streamer and disappeared.

The Monkey King and the others glanced at Bailu, and left without killing the killer.

After returning to the Bhikkhu Kingdom, the master and the disciples stayed in the palace for another night. That night, the king delivered the certificate of customs clearance and held a banquet for the master and the disciples.

In the dead of night, Monkey King slipped out of the room quietly, turned into a mosquito and scurried into the king's bedroom.He didn't know what he did, but from the next day, when the king saw the woman, his stomach tightened and he blew out.

After a few days like this, he was tortured to the brink of death, and he was almost raped to death.

Sun Wukong and the others left the border of the Bhikkhu Kingdom long ago, Zhu Bajie only remembered this incident today, and asked Sun Wukong when he said he wanted to punish the king, did he really punish him?

"Bajie, if you go to the palace of the Bhikkhu Kingdom now, you will definitely find that it has changed a lot." Sun Wukong smiled so complacently that he could guess everything that followed without seeing it with his own eyes.

"Changed appearance? What can it become? Tell me, you dead monkey, don't whet our appetite." Zhu Bajie couldn't wait.

Tao Tao also smiled and asked, "Brother Monkey, what did you do to the king?"

Sun Wukong said: "It's just a small spell, which made him feel sore and weak when he saw a woman, and he went down a thousand miles. If he doesn't repent after a few days, he will just wait for his death."

"Hahahaha... Brother Monkey, you are really hurt! That pervert and a foolish gentleman is the most lustful, and it would be best to let a woman punish him." Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, and wanted to laugh when he thought of the appearance of that foolish gentleman who would lose a thousand miles when he saw a woman. .

Tao Tao also secretly thought that it was too bad, the king wanted to save his life, so he had to stay away from women.

Tang Seng frowned and said, "Wukong, you're being ridiculous. He's the ruler of a country. If he dies from a real illness, you've done something wrong."

"Master, as long as he doesn't look at women, he won't commit this problem. If he insists on not repenting, he will die if he dies." Monkey King's indifferent expression made Tang Seng even more dissatisfied.

"Master, if you are such a foolish king, don't care about his life or death. Besides, he will not get close to women again to save his life. Maybe he will be a good king in the future." Zhu Bajie naturally also helped Monkey King to speak, after all, Monkey King is this time Help his sister.

Tang Seng was a little angry, and ignored the two brothers for several days, so Sun Wukong went back to take a look, and saw that all the palaces of the monks had been replaced by men, and the faint king was not so haggard, so he returned to report.

After listening to his words, Tang Seng slowly calmed down.

After walking for another half a month, the master and apprentice entered a black pine forest. The black pine forest had a radius of hundreds of miles, and they walked for three days without going out.

Zhu Bajie wondered as he opened the way: "Did we encounter a ghost who has been wandering around the same place for the past few days? We have traveled at least two or three hundred miles in the past three days, why haven't we seen the side?"

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Which downcast would dare to play tricks in front of the old grandson? There is no such a vast forest. I met a group of tree demons before. Isn't that forest so big?"

Just as he was talking, there was a faint crying sound in front of him, it was a woman's voice.

Tang Seng rode forward at a fast pace for a while, and the crying became louder and louder.

"Apprentices, is there a woman crying over there?" He saw a pink figure behind a bush, and the cry came from there.

Zhu Bajie said: "There is a woman crying, but it's just in the barren mountains, we walked for several days and didn't go out, how could there be humans haunting it? Master, maybe it's a monster."

Sun Wukong looked at the cloud of evil energy, looked at Zhu Bajie and said with a smile: "Bajie, why are you so vigilant this time? I think that woman is indeed a monster, and I'm afraid she is trying to take Master away again. Master, let's change it." Let's go, ignore her."

Hearing the mournful cry, Tang Seng hesitated for a moment and asked, "Is it really a monster?"

"Master, do you still doubt that the old Sun will be wrong? If it is a person, I will not leave it alone." Seeing that he was unwilling to leave, Monkey King took the initiative to lead the horse. Tang Seng had no choice but to follow them and leave.

Unexpectedly, the crying sound was getting closer and closer. When everyone looked back, they found that the woman was chasing up.

The woman wore a tattered pink dress, the hem was split, the sleeves were torn, and her chest was still stained with blood.Her hair was loose, one cheek was red and swollen, her eyes were swollen and dull, and she didn't know how long she had been crying.

Seeing this appearance, Tang Seng's heart softened at once, and he whispered: "Apprentice, even if it is a monster, it must be a poor monster. Let's listen to what she has to say first."

Sun Wukong had no choice but to stop, looked at the woman and asked, "What are you monster following us for? If it weren't for the kindness of the master, the old sun would have beaten you to death."

The woman felt aggrieved, wiped away her tears and said, "The elders are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

"Heh, you actually know our origins. It seems that you monster really has bad intentions. Do you know who I am?" Zhu Bajie shook his folding fan and looked at the woman critically. It still looks good.

Not as enchanting and gorgeous as other monsters, but delicate and pleasant.

The woman looked at Zhu Bajie nervously, and said, "You should be Marshal Tianpeng, and now you are called Zhu Bajie. This is Tang Monk Elder Tang, and these two are Monkey King Monkey King and Sha Wujing, Great Rolling Curtain."

The words actually clearly stated the origins and names of several people, and everyone couldn't help being a little surprised.

Sun Wukong looked at her inquisitively, secretly thinking that this monster must not be a simple mountain monster, but it is the mount or pet of some god or Bodhisattva.

"You're quite knowledgeable, you've got our history and names right. Then do you recognize my sister?" He raised his chin slightly and looked at Tao Tao.

The woman also looked at Tao Tao, but shook her head after several glances: "I don't know the name of this girl, I really don't know her."

Tao Tao: "...don't I deserve a name?"

Zhu Bajie quickly comforted him: "Little sister, don't be as knowledgeable as her, she doesn't recognize you because she has no eyesight, and the old pig doesn't care that she knows you."

The woman actually bowed and saluted, and said embarrassedly: "My lady, I'm really sorry, it's because I don't know much. Please give me some advice, I will definitely remember it well."

"You don't have to be so polite, but we meet by chance, do you know what's important about my name?" Tao Tao was too lazy to argue with a monster, she was trying to think about the identity of the monster.

At this time and this place, maybe it is the mouse spirit who claims to be a half-cut Guanyin, also known as Mrs. Diyong, and has Li Tianwang and Nezha as backers?

"It seems that the girl is angry with me. My name is Bailian. I am indeed a fairy, but I am a good fairy and never eat people." The woman actually introduced herself, looking at her with a pair of beautiful eyes Sun Wukong explained: "The reason why I know the origins and names of the elders is from my brother."

"Oh? Who is your brother? Could it be a god?" Monkey King asked inquiringly.

"Yes." Bai Lian smiled excitedly, wiped away her tears and said, "My adoptive father is King Tota Li, and my elder brother is the Third Prince Nezha. I heard that the Great Sage and my elder brother have a long history of friendship, so I am here to wait for you all. .”

"Li Tianwang, Nezha? You monster is good at climbing up relatives, and you are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue!" Zhu Bajie 180 did not believe it. What are the identities of Li Tianwang and Nezha?How could there be such a monster as a relative?

"Look at you, your whole body is in tatters. It's so useless to be a monster. If you really had gods as relatives, you would have become a demon king long ago."

Tears welled up in Bai Lian's eyes again: "Marshal Tianpeng, if you don't believe me, you can go to my father and brother for proof... It's just because I act kindly, never eat people, and don't argue with other monsters, so I was excluded by everyone. It was a golden-haired fox who forcibly occupied the cave, and was severely injured by her... I fled here in desperation, hoping to meet everyone."

Sun Wukong said: "We will go to seek proof. But why didn't you ask your father and brother for help when you were wronged, and instead waited for us here, what's the reason?"

Tao Tao also finds it very strange, this is the first time a monster has taken the initiative to reveal its identity, what exactly does this guy want to do?If she kidnapped Tang Seng, wouldn't Brother Hou go to Li Tianwang and Nezha for help immediately?

Bai Lian said sadly: "With my identity, how can I meet my father and brother? I'm afraid I was caught and beaten to death by the heavenly soldiers and generals before I reached the South Heaven Gate."

Besides, I don't want to bother my father and brother.I inadvertently heard other monsters mention that there are people from the Tang Dynasty passing by here, and they also mentioned your names. I remembered that the Great Sage had some friendship with my brother, so I came here to wait.It's not that I want you to help me find the cave, but I just want to follow you to learn scriptures. "

As he spoke, he knelt on the ground with a "plop" and kowtowed to Tang Seng.Tang Seng hurriedly got off his horse and tried to help him up, but Bai Lian couldn't get up.

"Elder Tang, please take me to learn scriptures for the sake of my devotion to Buddha."

"Get up first and then talk." Tang Seng asked Sun Wukong to help, and the two of them worked hard to pull Bailian up. "Wukong, what do you say?"

Monkey King smiled and said: "Then tell me first, what skills do you have? If it is useful, we will take you on the road."

Bai Lian said nervously: "I can't fight monsters, but I can wash and cook for you; if you are tired, I can squeeze your shoulders and beat your back; if you want to listen to music, I can also sing and dance."

"That's good. Brother Monkey, let's leave her here and take a look." Sha Wujing rubbed his sore shoulders and suggested.

Zhu Bajie glanced at him, and muttered: "What's so good about it? I didn't expect you to be such an old Sha. Besides, there is my sister who cooks. Do you dislike my sister's cooking?"

"Second Senior Brother, that's not what I mean. Taozi's food is of course the best." Sha Wujing quickly explained.

Sun Wukong said: "Then just stay and try."