Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Tao Tao and the others showed disgust immediately, Zhu Bajie even dodged to block his sister behind, and the king tilted his head to see.

"You king, if you say you are looking for the real murderer, you are looking for the real murderer. Why are you asking about my sister?"

The king put away his salivation, coughed and said: "I just don't know the names of the elders Gao, so I asked, don't worry about this elder."

Tang Seng then introduced: "The poor monk's surname is Chen Mingxuanzang, and my majesty gave me the Tang surname, so I am also named Tang Xuanzang. This is my big apprentice Sun Wukong, this is my second apprentice Zhu Bajie, and this is my third apprentice Sha Wujing. It's Tao Tao, my outer disciple."

"So it's Miss Tao Tao! It's really clear water that comes out of hibiscus, and it's natural to carve and decorate. It's much more beautiful than the vulgar powder in my harem! I'm afraid it's a fairy in the moon palace, and it's nothing more than that!" The king said all the praises he could think of. After saying everything, a pair of eyes gleamed brightly again, making the whole face look a little weird.

Tao Tao rolled her eyes, no wonder the king lost so much weight, maybe he hangs out with the harem concubines on weekdays, right?Bah, now she actually got her idea. If you don't give this guy any color, she will read his name upside down.

He had already reached for the mace with one hand, but was held down by Monkey King.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "My sister is indeed beautiful and gentle, thank you for your compliment. If your majesty has nothing else to do, I will leave first."

"Hmph, we can't live in the palace, let's go out and live in the posthouse." Zhu Bajie was very upset, this old and ugly king actually wanted to trick Tao Zi?Then he might as well be a cheap stinky monkey.

"Everyone, didn't you say that you can help me find the real culprit? It's inconvenient to live in a post station, so I'd better live in the palace. I've already ordered someone to tidy up a palace, and I'm waiting for everyone to move in." How could the king make it so fast? The duck flew?Immediately, it was heard that the maid wanted to take a few people down to rest.

When Tao Tao turned to leave, she could still feel the fiery gaze behind her, and her hand holding the mace tightened again.

Unexpectedly, the palace arranged by the king for them is actually next to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, called Furong Hall. I heard that it used to be the residence of a very favored concubine Shu.Later, the king brought back the young, beautiful and charming concubine Hu Gui from hunting.

"It turned out to be a place where people died, bad luck, really bad luck." Zhu Bajie walked back and forth a few times, as if he still wanted to see if the ghost of Concubine Shu was there.

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Which palace in this palace did not have many people die? The king placed us here, obviously because he has ulterior motives for Tao Zi, and wants her to become the second Concubine Shu."

"Damn! Just because that old and ugly old man wants to plot against my sister? The old pig will go and cut him!" Zhu Bajie was furious, wanting his precious little sister to become Concubine Shu?Just daydreaming.

"You idiot, you are too excited. He wants to belong to him, but whether he can do it is another matter." Sun Wukong pulled him back and sat down, and continued: "Besides, our customs clearance document is still with him. You pushed him into a hurry, what if he doesn't replace Guan Wen for us?"

"Hmph, I just can't see him thinking about my sister's ugly appearance! What kind of real culprit are you looking for? What kind of monsters are you hunting? The old pig doesn't want to help this kind of person!"

Tang Seng said: "Bajie, if you don't help the king, you are helping the people. If you don't get rid of the monster, one more child may be injured. No matter how stupid the king is, the people are innocent."

Zhu Bajie muttered: "That's also the people of his bhikkhu country, hum, he doesn't love his own people, why are we so troublesome?"

"Bajie, how do you say such a thing? People can't choose their own origins, and we have no power to stop monsters. As monks, since we have encountered such a thing, how can we sit idly by?" Tang Seng frowned slightly. , and gave Sun Wukong a wink, and asked him to say a few words.

Sun Wukong then said: "If you say you are stupid, you don't believe it. There are many ways to deal with that old man, why did you choose the stupidest one? It is one thing to deal with the old man, but another thing to help the people deal with the monsters. Don't confuse idiots."

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, he grabbed Monkey King's arm and said, "Brother Monkey, what good idea do you have? I can't wait any longer."

"I can't tell you now, but you will know when we get rid of the monsters and leave." Sun Wukong smiled meaningfully. His resentment towards the king was no less than that of Zhu Bajie.

Seeing that everyone was thinking of herself, Tao Tao said movedly: "Brother, Brother Monkey, this matter has bothered you, but I can actually handle it myself."

Sun Wukong glanced at the mace in her hand, and said helplessly, "Taozi, don't act recklessly, if you beat him to death or maim him now, it will be difficult for us."

Just as he was speaking, his complexion changed slightly, and a pair of sharp eyes looked out the door.

Just then a shrill announcement sounded: "The imperial concubine is here!"

Several people looked at each other, the imperial concubine?Isn't it the beauty brought back by the king a few days ago?What is she doing here?

Monkey King smelled the evil spirit on her body, looked at Tang Seng again, and suddenly realized.

Thinking about it, a beautiful figure walked in, and then a fragrant wind came, and the beautiful Zhu Bajie took a deep breath.

The visitor was around twenty years old, wearing a complicated and gorgeous flying bun, on which was inserted a luxurious golden flying phoenix hairpin, and the phoenix head was decorated with tassels, and he shook it every step of the way.The woman has a gorgeous appearance, a pair of beautiful eyes under the willow-leaf eyebrows are looking forward to shine, her complexion is as fair as snow, and the corners of her lips are slightly raised.

With such a beauty, it's no wonder that the king favored her every night, and even abandoned her early court.

"I have seen the noble concubine."

However, except for Tang Seng who got up to salute and greet, the other four sat still, as if they hadn't seen anyone coming.

Concubine Hu Guifei looked unhappy, and said with a "hmm": "I heard that some elders with powerful magic power came from Dongtu, so I came here specially to take a look. Now that I can see you, it really deserves its reputation. At least Dongtu's etiquette is better than Compared with me, Bhikkhu, that's a big difference."

Sun Wukong sneered and said: "Etiquette? That is also a matter of distinction. For those who are highly respected, we will naturally abide by the etiquette. For you..." He stretched out a finger and shook it: "Old Sun is still rude."

"Wukong..." Tang Seng felt a little embarrassed. Naturally, he couldn't see that the other party was a monster with his naked eyes, so he only regarded the other party as a noble lady.

Although Tao Tao, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing couldn't see it, they were rebellious. Since the senior brothers didn't move, there must be something wrong with them.

"You..." Concubine Hu Gui was so angry that she gritted her teeth secretly, but she suddenly stopped her anger, walked to Tao Tao's side to look at her, and said with a slightly raised eyebrow: "You are really pretty, no wonder you can make your Majesty fall in love at first sight, And let you live in this Furong Palace."

"Oh." Tao Tao looked up at her, thinking what's wrong with this woman?Is this a declaration of war?Please, whoever wants that kind of bad old man?It is not rare for her to give it to her.

Concubine Hu Guifei took a deep breath, flicked her sleeves and said, "Rure! As for your hands, if I don’t allow His Majesty to stamp the seal, you will never even think about leaving the Bhikkhu Kingdom in your life!”

Zhu Bajie smiled and said: "That's just right, we live in this palace, we can eat, drink, live and sleep every day, it's much more comfortable than sleeping in the wilderness."

Sha Wujing also said: "Let me also enjoy the taste of living in the palace and eating delicacies from mountains and seas."

Sun Wukong was holding a teacup, and suddenly it shattered with a touch, which made Hu Guifei tremble.

He laughed and said: "Anyone who dares to come here to provoke and disturb, just like this teacup, will smash her to pieces."

Concubine Hu Gui trembled with anger, pointed at the crowd and said "you" a few times, finally stomped her feet resentfully, twisted her waist and left.

"Hahahaha..." The three brothers thumped the table with laughter, Tang Seng looked helplessly at his disciples and sat back down again.

Zhu Bajie closed the door loudly, and then quietly asked: "Brother Hou, is that noble concubine a monster? Seeing her demon-like arrogance, I feel uncomfortable. Hmph, who wants to compare her beauty with my sister just like her? For her face?"

"Brother, if you talk about monsters, just talk about monsters, don't take me, I don't have time to compare her beauty with her." Tao Tao also felt that there was something wrong with Concubine Hu Gui. cast a glance.

Sun Wukong said: "Even if you have eyesight, it is indeed a monster. Its cultivation base is not advanced, and it is much weaker than the one I met last night. It seems that there is more than one monster in the Bhikkhu Kingdom, but I don't know if she has the same relationship with the one last night." connect."

"It's really a monster?" Tang Seng took a deep breath, and then he understood why the apprentices were so unfriendly to the imperial concubine. "Since that's the case, Wukong, you should keep an eye on her, and don't let her out to harm people."

"Master, if she wants to sleep with the king, how can Lao Sun stop her?"

"You monkey head, how can you say some indecent words?"

Sun Wukong said: "Master, why do you think the king is so pale and thin and weak? It is caused by the monster absorbing too much yang energy. If this continues, he will be bedridden within a few months, and even die."

"This..." Tang Seng also knew that this kind of thing cannot be explained to the king. After all, Concubine Hu Gui is his bedside person, and the king must trust her more. "Then what's your idea?"

"Not yet, but it should be there soon. Master, haven't you noticed that she has been paying attention to you since she came in, and the purpose is self-evident. I will go and stare at her first, and she will probably have it soon If there is any movement, maybe you will still contact the monster from last night."

Monkey King turned into a fake one and stayed, while his real body turned into a mosquito and chased Concubine Hu Gui.

At noon, the king sent someone to send imperial food, and specially stewed lotus seed soup for Tao Tao, saying it was for beauty.Tao Tao didn't dare to eat it, fearing that something was added to it, Zhu Bajie salivated, so he ate it.

On the other side, Sun Wukong waited by Concubine Hu Guifei for a whole day. Concubine Hu Guifei seemed to have something on her mind, walking up and down the room all afternoon, and only smiled when the king came over at night.

Then there are some discordant pictures, Sun Wukong is not interested in seeing them, and he feels polluted ears when he hears those humming voices.He flew to the roof and hid for a while, and when he was about to fall asleep, the room was suddenly filled with evil spirits, which woke him up immediately.

Monkey King flew into the room to have a look, only to find that Concubine Hu Gui had cast a charm on the king.The king was lying on the bed alone with a pillow in his arms, humming and humming non-stop, with an obscene and wretched smile on his face, thinking that he was making trouble with a beautiful woman.

Concubine Hu Gui put on her clothes slowly, gave a disdainful "Pooh", and disappeared into the room in a puff of green smoke.

Monkey King hurriedly followed, and saw the blue smoke go straight into the sky, and finally headed out of the palace.The flying speed of the mosquito was too slow, so he simply turned into a bird and followed Hu Guifei all the way out of the imperial city.Concubine Hu Gui didn't have the slightest thought of stopping, and flew south for half a stick of incense, and finally stopped outside a Taoist temple.

Sun Wukong rested on the wall of the Taoist temple, and saw a sign hanging at the entrance of the Taoist temple, writing: Tsinghua Temple.

This Taoist temple is located in a remote place, and people don't come here very often. It enshrines the statues of Sanqing and Antarctic Immortal, but it has a demonic aura.

Monkey King immediately guessed that the monster in this view must be the one who wanted to take the child's heart and soul last night!

As soon as Concubine Hu Guifei landed on the ground, she cleaned up her makeup and smiled coquettishly: "Your Majesty, I am happy, I am happy..."

"What? Are you married to the king?" Suddenly a monster came out of the temple. He was a man in his 30s. The monster was dressed as a Taoist priest, and he must be the master of Tsinghua Temple.

Concubine Hu Guichen let out a coquettish snort, took the Lord's arm affectionately, and rubbed her chest with two balls.

"I hate it. People only love you, the king. How could you do anything to that old and ugly king? When people say you are happy, you mean happy events. If you are not worried about being discovered, I would like to come and tell you this afternoon."

"Oh? What happy event?" The temple master pinched Concubine Hu Guifei's face, then leaned over and kissed, and the two entered the room smiling.

Monkey King turned into a mosquito again and flew in buzzing.

Concubine Hu Gui said with a smile: "It's Tang Priest. Didn't Your Majesty say that eating a piece of Tang Priest's meat would make you live forever? Now that Tang Priest is here! He lives in the palace! I saw him today, with red lips, white teeth, and handsome looks." Extraordinary..."

"Huh? Is my king not as good-looking as him?" The audience master said in a cold tone, and pinched Concubine Hu Gui severely.

"Oh... Your Majesty, please be gentle..." Concubine Hu Gui yelled nastyly, and said angrily, "It hurts everyone. Although Tang Seng said he was born good-looking, he is not good-looking. How can there be a king?" Are you mighty? But he has a few apprentices under him, the first one is Monkey King, who looks quite fierce."

Only then did the temple master let her go, and said with a sneer: "I just said how could I meet such a powerful person last night, it must be Sun Wukong. This guy ruined my good business last night. If we want to eat Tang monk meat, we must first eat it." Get rid of him!"

"Ah? Was the King injured? Did he find out?" Concubine Hu Gui was taken aback, and hurriedly went to see if the Lord was injured.

"That's never happened. I came back after I was alarmed by him. This guy made me not eat my baby's heart last night. If I can't eat again tonight, the previous 99 days will be in vain." When it was patted on the table, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Concubine Hu Gui smiled coquettishly: "My lord, with Tang Seng, why waste time eating those children's hearts?"

"You're right, we have to focus on Tang Seng. Do you have a way to deal with Monkey King?"

"I thought hard this afternoon, and I really came up with one. Do you want to hear it, my lord?"

The temple master put his arms around her waist, lifted her chin and said, "You little elf, you have whetted my lord's appetite. Say it quickly. Well said, my lord will be rewarded."

"I want a reward right now." Concubine Hu Guifei took off her dress little by little, and took the initiative to press the host on the table.

There was another disharmonious sound and picture, and Sun Wukong felt like punching someone, but he didn't dare to walk away, for fear of missing important information.

As a result, they waited for less than half an hour, and the two played from the table to the floor, and then from the floor to the bed, humming non-stop, so shameful.

Finally finished playing, Concubine Hu Gui snorted coquettishly: "Your Majesty is really amazing, I like it very much."

"Little fairy, tell me quickly, what solution did you think of?" The temple master also had an expression of enjoyment, and hugged him in his arms.

"My lord, we can kill people with a knife. Tomorrow morning, I will pretend to be sick, saying that I need to eat the heart and liver of an expert to be cured, and then I will tell you the appearance of Sun Wukong. In order to save me, why don't you take Sun Wukong down? Sun Wukong has his heart and liver As long as you die, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing are not your opponents at all, and then Tang Seng will be easily captured?"

"Hahahaha...You little fairy really has some tricks, okay, let's do it! In order to reward you, this king will satisfy you again tonight." The master was overjoyed, so the two hummed again. Rolled the sheets back.

It wasn't until dawn that Concubine Hu Gui returned to the palace with a satisfied face.

Sun Wukong left before her, and woke up the master and apprentice as soon as he returned. Zhu Bajie was a little angry at getting up, but when he heard the word "monster", he suddenly woke up.

The masters and apprentices gathered together, and Tang Seng couldn't help but exclaimed when he heard Sun Wukong talk about what he saw yesterday, and when he heard Hu Guifei's treacherous timing.

"It's really vicious. Wukong, why don't we run away quickly, as a teacher, we can't just stand by and watch your heart gouged out."

"Master, don't worry. It's just a heartbreaker. What's so scary? Hmph, if that monster wants to harm me, it depends on whether he has the ability."

Just as the few people were discussing the countermeasures, there was movement from Concubine Hu Guifei.

It turned out that the king woke up early in the morning and wanted to play with Concubine Hu Gui as usual, but he didn't wake him up after shouting for a long time.The king panicked, and hurriedly passed the news to the imperial physician, but the imperial physician could not find anything wrong with it.

The king was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. When he was at a loss, Concubine Hu finally woke up and sat up in a daze.