[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

If you want to ask Jarvis's return and materialization, what impact will it have on the Avengers base...

Mr. Tony Stark said he was in the best position to answer.

That is……

I don't want to experience what kind of experience it is to be "forcibly carried to sleep in front of all my companions" again in this life!

Why on earth is he so crazy that he wants to make an entity for Jarvis!

All the little fans' eyes are on Lao Jia!And beat him up with Lao Jia!Hit him!

Did you agree that I am your father?Unfilial girl!

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Everyone watched Mr. Stark leave with the eyes of watching the martyrs, gloating, and "someone can finally control you".

They are laughing and sitting on the sofa, eating potato chips, drinking champagne, and occasionally flirting with the newly promoted (?) Spider-Man. No one cares whether this strange food mix is ​​unreasonable.

Sylvia, who escaped from her wealthy father and enjoyed the "well done" eyes, is about to swell to the sky.

While curling up on the sofa, she scrolled through Weibo and bilibili's comments, while drinking [-] fine wine from her wealthy father.

And the little spider who is not allowed to drink alcohol and can only hold fruit juice and has been ridiculed all the time: "..." looked sad.

It wasn't until Happy actually followed Tony's previous order and found someone to deliver all the clothes that fit her and Peter's size from that shopping building, that the girl felt a little bit of trouble.

Too many clothes and no place to put them and no time to wear them...

this distress...

If you can……

Be sure to let her endure for a lifetime!

=￣ω￣=

……

"Aren't you capable?" Wanda suggested while eating melon seeds.

"Why don't you just make them two-dimensional? Anyway, change them back when you want to wear them."

For a mutant like her who had awakened her ability since childhood, using the ability was basically as daily as eating and drinking.

Up to now, Sylvia who has no such self-awareness of "ability to change life": "..." That's right.

Then, in this leisurely afternoon, the Avengers collectively watched a pack-and-pack battle, and after watching the whole process, they felt that they really wanted to accept this girl as a logistics munitions administrator.

Sylvia was worried at first that she would not be able to do it, but as she continued to use her abilities, she felt exhausted, and she didn't even need to do it one by one. The speed of recovery of power is far greater than that of consumption.

She has a feeling in the dark that her ability seems to be closely connected with this world - before she came to the United States, no matter how much she "exercises", she can only increase a little bit; Speaking of her inexplicable "evolution", the two-dimensional ability alone has improved by leaps and bounds without any practice at all.

——At this time, she had to admit that what Doctor Strange said "she originally belonged to this world" may not be an unfounded guess, at least the ability to be like a fish in water is the biggest evidence.

Since the items that Sylvia handles can be turned into two-dimensional projections that have no thickness but only hardness, the whole car of clothes is folded and compressed to the end, and they are just a few decimeter square pieces that still have no thickness , can be dragged away with one hand.

Natasha and Wanda, who also had too many clothes to explode their closets, were very, very interested in this. Under the confused eyes of all the men, they invited Sylvia to help deal with some clothes that they would not wear again but were reluctant to throw away. And it takes up a lot of space.

The brunette girl was happily carried upstairs by two red-haired beauties arm in arm, left and right embraced Su Shuang, leaving a group of pitiful straight men looking at each other.

Barton, who wears the same sleeveless leather jacket for missions all year round: he is confused like a fat chirp.

Ninety old popsicles traded in and out of T-shirts and leather jackets year-round: Seniors are confused.

……

Tony fell asleep like never before.

If he really had to wait for him to wake up by himself, I'm afraid it would be impossible until the next night.

Fortunately, he did not forget to explain Friday about the explosion in the morning before going to bed.

Friday, the AI ​​housekeeper who backed up the audio and video during Tony's negotiations with the FBI, was very conscientious. She completely relayed the details of the unreasonable explosion to the rest of the Avengers.

Given that Sylvia and Peter were the parties who had a close encounter with Deadpool, Steve and the others did not avoid them, and everyone discussed the task together in the conference room.

——Although the Avengers' operations have been reduced a lot due to the Wakanda incident, this does not mean that they have really started to take a vacation.

In the morning, Tony put pressure on him as the owner of the property rights, but the FBI didn't actually disclose much information.

However, Stark's technology is not built. Tony didn't really intend to rely on a building to make a statement. He just negotiated with the other party for a while as a cover. In fact, he had already ordered Friday to invade the FBI headquarters—— Hoover building system up.

Through the information unearthed from the Hoover Building, everyone quickly determined that the detonating object of the bombing was indeed transformed by the Chitauri energy crystal nucleus, and these incidents did not only occur in this one.

In addition to Manhattan, there is also Queens (the time when Peter and Sylvia on the phone were on TV), and Gotham and Metropolis, where information is relatively closed...

Sylvia felt bad after hearing the two places.

"Gotham has Batman, Metropolis has Superman, maybe we should contact them first," Sam suggested.

"Otherwise?" Barton pouted, and suddenly lowered his voice: "Get out of my Gotham! I'mBatman!"

Everyone: "..." Okay, this is very Batman.

In short, after finalizing the decision to "communicate with the Super Bat", the breakthrough of this bombing case was concentrated on the strangest Deadpool.

Sylvia roughly explained Wade's status as a mutant to everyone—including that he can also penetrate the dimensional wall or something (except for Steve, they accepted it calmly and were not surprised)—and then emphasized that "Although he is a bit perverted, he still has the bottom line of a mercenary, and he shouldn't be so crazy as to engage in such a big thing." This point of view.

After reacting to the news of "another hole in the dimensional wall", Steve listened to this sentence seriously and asked, "Oh, so what is his mercenary's bottom line?"

Sylvia: "..."

Sylvia: "...do things with money?"

other people:"……"

Oh.

……

"Haney~!"

"You say that about Dad~ Dad is very~ sad~"

A familiar cry mixed with a strong smell of blood appeared behind everyone.

Sylvia's spine stiffened, and her hairs stood on end.

The falcon whose face was directly sprayed with blood droplets jumped up: "Whatthefuck!"

"Oh... Xiaoyingying... I'm so sorry that [beep--] made your face like this, ah no, Hawkeye is also an eagle, so what should I call him? Small eye eye? Oh, this is too greasy, reader friend Do you guys want to help him change his nickname? I heard that you are all little fairies, so Dad wants to please you. Dad will look through the comment area after [-] o'clock tomorrow morning~~ Speaking of which, what is our name? Yan【Beep ——] Shooting? Dad really didn’t do it on purpose! Chumi!”

Falcon: God damn Chumi.

The screaming people came out of nowhere. If Sylvia hadn't just vaccinated everyone, everyone would have greeted everyone with arrows, widows, chaotic magic shields, spider silks and so on.

However, Rao had already been mentally prepared. When they saw the perverted hands in the red and black tights, everyone still showed the expressions of "this man is not human".

The strong smell of blood they smelled came from his hands:

Deadpool's left hand wearing a black glove is hung by handcuffs, dangling from the other end of the handcuffs connected to the right hand, and there is only a fuzzy section on the left wrist that seems to be bitten off by something, and everyone can see that this is Made it to break free from the handcuffs.

What's even more strange is that on his bitten off left hand, a small, bumpy, pink-colored, baby-like hand is slowly growing out, and it expands in a circle after a while, like The unkillable alien in the movie.

Sylvia's eyes darkened: "..." My wrists started to suffer from neuralgia.

——You can just run away. Anyway, you are a criminal and they can't catch you. Why do you have to bite off your own hand?

——Do you want to grind your teeth if you hate itchy teeth?

She can vouch for it with the little spider(?) beside her!

Jianjian must have live-broadcasted the whole process of biting off her wrist to the monitoring room of the police station before swaggering away!

……

Steve and Natasha looked at each other, stood up first, and stretched out their hands: "Mr. Deadpool, hello, I'm Steve Rogers."

Without hesitation, Wade shook hands with his right hand with the pendant on his left hand, and wiped the other party's blood: "Of course, of course, you don't need to specifically emphasize that you are Steve Rogers and not Chris Evan That kiwi! Although my actor has no friendship with you, I really like your big breasts!"

After speaking, he touched the chest muscles of the blond and big breasts with his newly grown tender hands.

Steve: what are you talking about :)

Steve: I only understand big boobs :)

Steve: Where are you touching? :)

Natasha's eyes lingered on Deadpool's soon-to-grow hands for a while, she curled her lips into a smile, and her voice was slightly hoarse: "Why don't you sit down and talk first? Wade...Mr.?"

Sylvia always felt that Natasha was going to start scheming, but for Wade, she always felt that...

Wade immediately slid down the pole, bouncing onto the sofa like a little plum, and sat down:

"Oh! Hello beauty! I have always been fascinated by Scarlett Johansson's face! But after all, she is an ex-wife, and the beauty trick will not work at this time~ because Dad wants to stick to the little spider!"

Natasha: ? ? ?

The little spider lying on the gun every day: "...???"

Sylvia: Goddess Scarlett is Ryan Reynolds' ex-wife, not you pervert!

Everyone in the Avengers felt that there was no way to communicate with Deadpool, and they couldn't understand four of the five sentences.

They cast their eyes on the black-haired girl, and Deadpool followed their eyes and greeted them first: "( )Hi~ heroine~"

Sylvia: "What?" Bridge bean sack, what were you talking about just now?

Deadpool's left hand and right hand compared two carefully:

"Aren't you that bilibili-inspired heroine? The golden finger is super-big! It is said that CP is still my good friend!"

"How about it? Let's have a discussion. If you help Dad make the 18X pornographic editing of the bitch, Dad will reluctantly give you the little bugs in this world?"

Sylvia looked confused: What is this person talking about...why are there so many [beep——] voices?

The expectant pervert: "...Hey, shouldn't you be able to understand? It's not the group of superheroes who were programmed by the screenwriter to not understand what I said. Wait, let Dad take a look at the settings... "

In the eyes of everyone, the pervert in tights with a mouth full of beeps raised his head with a cute little head, and made a gesture of flipping a book in the air, and he didn't know what he was doing.

"Oh shit, this author is poisonous! She [beep--] won't let you understand Dad's spoiler! But she won't even show Dad the outline of how dad [beep--] spoiler?"

……

Sylvia suspected that Deadpool's neuroticism had reached a new level, which made her fangirl heart almost scattered.

"Hey..." She felt that if she didn't interrupt him, he would be able to talk forever, and he deserved to be the top of Marvel's top three mouthpieces.

Deadpool covered his face: "Oh! Bastard! This name is so kind, and you are my father's little fan girl! You are talking! Dad listen!"

"Why did the FBI arrest you? What did you see? Are vultures selling weapons? What else do they have planned?" the girl asked while the iron was hot.

The third question, the Avengers didn't understand, but they were still very calm on the face, pretending to understand, and equated the nickname "Vulture" with "Backstage BOSS" in their hearts.

So Deadpool misunderstood: "Haney, you have a lot of fangirl attributes, and you spoiled "Back to School Season" to the Women's Federation? No wonder you can form a CP with my gay friends, and you can get the moon first if you are close to the water, but anyway, that is called Liz and Xiao Chong can't get together..."

Sylvia who only understands "Back to School Season" but the second half of the sentence is full of [beep——]: Emmmmm

Others who can't even understand "Back to School": Emmmmmmmmm

Seeing that everyone was about to get violent, Deadpool was barely serious:

"Dad, didn't you just come to this plane and was short of money, so I took an urgent order, I didn't expect it! Hey! After looking at the mission equipment, Dad knew that there are three generations of bugs in this world! So Dad pretended to accept the order and then Came to Manhattan! Bounce ticket!!! Isn’t it very clever!”

Bounce... Bounce... Bounce...

Is it witty...isn't it witty...isn't it witty...

Everyone looked at Silvia: Didn't you say that he has a mercenary bottom line? ? ? ? ?

Sylvia: "..." slapped her face.

I'm so pissed!

Sylvia: "But the vulture has always been very cautious, isn't he not doing big things?"

Deadpool: "Then isn't there an ambitious fool under him? Let's do it alone. When Xiao Chong attended the party dinner, he bumped into them."

Sylvia: "..." Wait.

Peter: "...what?"

It seems that there is something wrong.

Deadpool looked wrong: "Hey, haven't you already spoiled it?"

Scratching his head, he began to turn and turn in the void again.

"Oh shit! Tomorrow night!"