[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

The cobalt blue blinked.

Next to the transparent nutrition cabin, the man with the mustache stood in place, not knowing where to put his hands.

Strings of flexible data streams flowed through the cobalt blue like liquid, making his eyes sparkle.

Jarvis moved his lips, and several air bubbles of different sizes emerged from his lips, and finally accumulated under the top cover, squeezing into a slightly larger air bubble.

Only then did Tony seem to be woken up, reached out and pressed a button on the console, the liquid in the cabin began to drop at a constant speed, and the top cover split from the middle and closed on both sides.

Jarvis, who kept his eyes open the whole time, lay on his back on the bottom of the cabin, slowly reached out to grab the wet hair behind his head, and then sat up.

He looked at Tony, moved his lips again, and uttered an unprofessional monotone.

"S...ir..."

"...Well." Tony only felt that his head was buzzing in confusion, but his body responded before him, and he didn't even notice that his lips were trembling, "JARVIS."

"Sir." The second utterance became smooth as if he had quickly become familiar with the function of the vocal cords of this body.

The cobalt blue pair scanned the mustache man's body like a scanner, and then said: "Please allow me to remind you, Sir, you have not slept for more than 79 hours, and you need to rest."

Tony, the older boy who hadn't slept for 79 hours, died instantly: "...can't you change the opening line?"

listen!Listen to the perfect British accent!listen!Listen to this slightly magnetic metal feeling!

If you ignore the content of the words, Tony would probably like to applaud him and the genius himself by the way :)

"...I regret it! I shouldn't have added a biometric scanner to your body, Jarvis."

"But you don't think so in your heart, Sir."

"Doubt" was written on the face of the platinum-haired man at the right time.

"Human feelings and words are always full of illogical conflicts. Should I also add this to my study schedule?"

Tony: "..."

Avengers: "...Pfft!"

No, hold back, be serious.

Fat Chirp: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiccup!"

serious you paralyzed hi!

Then everyone said together: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Tony: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

In this neat and cheerful scene, an untimely cry sounded like it couldn't be held back: "Oh...!!!!!!"

It sounded like screaming from the throat of someone who was getting agitated and then trying to look less agitated and covering his mouth but still not covering it.

Everyone present, except Tony with dead fish eyes and Jarvis with a calm expression, were all laughing, so there was no doubt who made the crying sound.

"Thea? Are you okay?" Steve's little golden brows were frowned, very worried.

Sylvia, who has yet to transform from AI back to human form, replied in a low voice in the dimension world: "...I'm fine, but I can't help it...God...QwQ"

"What's wrong with you?!" Everyone was taken aback, thinking that something was wrong with her.

In the eyes of everyone, the data network covering the entire Avengers base, the warm golden light is getting brighter and brighter.

Countless light spots spread out like spider webs, and then merged into a warm golden light screen in midair.

"bili~bili~"

Everyone: ? ? ?

……

Title: [Jianni] Every day when I turn on the phone, I see that sir is dying

Up owner: Forest Girl Sylvia

Time: one day ago

AV number: 1446969

Summary:

The BGM is "I see my wife pretending to be dead every day when I go home", you know.

I can eat Jani's sugar for 1 years without hiccups!Grandma just invited the cute and charming Jia Qiu who is handsome and charming, and everyone loves AI and sees AI bursting!The following is the content of the interview brought by Grandma to you little bitches who are waiting to be fed↓

JARVIS: As in the title, every day when I turn on the computer, I see that sir is dying, what can I do?Not to forgive him like dad :)

……

Everyone: "..."

This familiar bilibili-style introduction, this familiar package-style configuration, this familiar ominous premonition...

The Avengers who were still scattered and standing, as well as Jarvis, who had just climbed out of the nutrition cabin and didn't know what happened, were all attracted by this scene, with indescribable expressions.

BGM: "Dengdengdeng~deng! Wow~ ah~ ah~! Oh~~! Wow~ ah~ ah~! Hey!"

A cheerful and energetic male voice hums a tune without words, accompanied by the sprint of "Iron Man" in the picture, never knowing which aircraft is speeding down, and the lights and stars of the city flicker with the rhythm.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Jianni's head is blue sky ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

[[Scarlet Letter] I was the only one who saw the title and thought it was "I see sir making love every day when I turn on the phone"... huh? ]

[←You who make love, stop for me]

[← If you are in love, don’t run away and watch me give you an Italian cannon... a bowl of spaghetti! ]

[It’s not good or not, I’ve only watched it ten times, why is the screen so clean today? ]

[Madam really thinks we don't understand Japanese XD]

A cheerful male voice sang: "Hey! After turning it on, I found that sir is trying to kill me again~~! Not only went to play racing, but also invited my enemies to play together~~ Oh hey!"

"Tony Stark", wearing a blue racing suit and huddled in a low-rider racing car, is like a 1.2-meter cabbage stump planted in the ground, driving the bumper car (not) forward.

……

Tony: This seems to be the prelude to the fight between Lao Tzu and the electric lock?

Jarvis in the lab looked at the screen, squinted his eyes for some reason, and rubbed his fingers.

……

On the screen, the big villain "Electric Lock", who was shirtless and playing with chains and leather clothes, swung a [-]-meter long whip, and "pia ji" split the blue racing car of "Tony Stark" into two sections .

The car overturned, and the man with the mustache was hanging upside down on the seat with a dazed expression on his face.

The male voice sang more cheerfully: "Now Sir, he is stuck in the car like a headlong~~! His assistant is going to go crazy when he sees it~~!"

[his assistant hahahahaha poor pepper]

[Fucking upside down... I'll give 82 points for this picture, and send the rest in the form of 666]

[Pepper's expression can be regarded as an expression pack of Roaring.jpg]

[[Red Letter] Do you feel that Tony is like a shrunken ball under the car... The shape of the ball is confusing.JPG]

[↑The scarlet letter is your scarlet letter again↑]

[Hurry up and hold your trophy, I'll go buy you an orange tree]

[What are you talking about!Our rich father was still 1.4 meters away yesterday!Bad review! ]

……

The Avengers began to look at Tony Stark's height in a very uniform way. Speaking of which, they seemed to have never heard Tony say how tall he was...

The tin can bathed in the eyes: so angry that it enters the armor.

……

The male voice in the BGM started laughing hahahaha again: "I'm used to helping him block the enemy~~! Today's enemy is not easy to deal with hahahaha~~! I just said helplessly~"

[Old Jia, Lao Jia, hero, save the beauty, don't be careless]

[This inexplicably doting tone... Did I enter the wrong video?Is this still my Jane with one candy and three knives? ]

[imagining Jarvis's he-he-he-heh graceful laugh... my nosebleeds...]

Halfway through the speech, he began to sing a few words: "Sir, he has the expression of [Jarvis, you are finally here]~~! Hiding in the battle armor, kukukukukukukuku is smiling~~"

[What the hell is Kuku Kuku Kuku's smile 233333]

[Tony’s father’s capitalized bear child is a bear_(:зゝ∠)_]

[The backer is here and Nini is so happy XD]

[Grandma is simply sad (gan) heart (de) disease (piao) crazy (liang)]

[Ah, ah, Nini's big eyes are praised so much that her smile explodes, it's so beautiful QwQ]

[Give you all your coins! ]

……

Tony stared at his big caramel-colored eyes, and directly touched a coin from the drawer of the laboratory table and wanted to throw it.

But after thinking about it, this light screen seemed to be Sylvia herself. She didn't know what the consequences would be if she smashed it, so she stuffed the coins back into her pocket aggrievedly, pretending that "nothing happened" and "I don't Complaints with you, a child" expression.

……

A large barrage of bullets flashed across the screen, and a screen that looked like a recorder lit up. "Tony Stark", who was probably testing Mark's armor, made an experiment mistake and was blasted to the wall by the sky cannon on the sole of the foot in Thomas's roundabout style. , the face and lower body stuck to the wall together with a "pia"... and fell to the floor with a "pia".

The whole process was particularly smooth, and it stepped on the BGM point perfectly!

BGM: "Tomorrow, when I turn on the phone, I will see that Sir is dying~~! And it is a difficult trick~~!"

"Tony Stark" in different scenes, desert snow prairie, flying around, flying around, falling into a fool.

BGM: "One time I even got poisoned after eating my own dark food~~! Sir, you really deserve to be Tony Stark the Deadman~~!"

BGM: "Forget it~ As long as Sir, you don't announce the address to the world and attract missiles like last time [No"

[Old Jia really broke his heart by asking for such a low fee...]

[Tell the enemy your own address 233333]

[Old Jia must be so worried that he has lost his eyebrows]

[↑Don't do this my mother↑]

[[This is Grandma] Jarvis entity has eyebrows~ He is so handsome and licks the screen infinitely~ I saw it and you can't see it~]

[leave!Master Ball! ]

[But Purple Potato Essence really doesn't have eyebrows, serious face]

[Catch catch catch up! ]

[The one with lost eyebrows, don't go to the community to send you warmth! ! ! ]

[Catch a Mori!Mori, when will you live broadcast Super Bat Little Huangwen? ]

[...and then ran away]

……

Purple Sweet Potato Essence suddenly realized something: "..."

Wanda couldn't help but look to the left subconsciously: "..."

Grandma Sylvia who is reminded every day: "..."

Jarvis subconsciously stroked his eyebrows: "..."

……

But do you think this is the limit?Innocent:)

Male voice: "Also, Sir, can you explain to me~~"

[Slightly higher energy ahead]

[front stroller]

[sudden brake ahead]

Male voice: "Why did I find that my newly created entity couldn't get out of bed after turning it on one day~~?"

Male voice: "I kind of want to slap you~~!!!" The second half of the sentence broke out.

A part of Iron Man's armor flew straight to the crotch of "Tony Stark". The man's upper body and feet did not move, and his crotch was smashed straight back...

[Stuck in a strange place...]

[Hit you big bang! ]

[Down ♂ not ♂ anymore ♂ bed]

[[Yellow letter] Oh!My God, look at this excellent case, my dear God, this is Mr. Chen Duxiu's trophy, who brought it here. ]

[[Yellow Letter] Come!My dear big shit, this is yours, remember to use Tihua Zhixiu hand sanitizer before touching it, it will make you look more dignified, if you think it is not enough, you can also have an orange]

[tangerine]

[tangerine]

[tangerine]

……

All the men present felt the faint pain in their crotch.

Natasha crossed her arms and exchanged a glance with Wanda, as if they had exchanged some ideas with their eyes - this weird situation made all the men present feel the chill of their balls again.

Tony forcibly held back his left hand that wanted to cover his crotch, and gritted out a sentence from his teeth: "Xi, Er, Wei, Ya!"

The screen in mid-air seemed to be shaking, but then the girl didn't know whether she was crying or laughing, and a voice came out from nowhere: "Dad, I made a mistake, Dad, but this is beyond my control, Dad!"

Tony's father: "Heh, heh, I'll wait for you, come out."

Jarvis's perfect face with a golden ratio of 0.618 also wore a faint smile.

Sylvia: "...!"

Being critically attacked by Lao Jia's prosperous beauty, he was about to bleed to death!

Sylvia: "Little spider save me QwQ!"

I feel like I'm going to be beaten to death!Come and share with me, buddy!

The little spider who was suddenly burned by a fire: "...!!!"

It's still groaning here, but the style of the painting on the screen has changed suddenly.

……

The originally cheerful singing voice suddenly softened.

"Every day I turn on the phone, I see Sir dying..."

"Maybe Sir did this just to tell me...he needs me..."

[Why did the painting style suddenly change QAQ]

[Jarvis, he really needs you, please come back please? ]

[The smile fades away...]

[The shards of glass have choked blood out of my chest but have to swallow it anyway :)]

[15 years old Jia]

[15 years old Jia]

[15 years old Jia]

BGM: "He was too scared that I left like last time..."

A man with a mustache wearing only a thin T-shirt dragged his mark armor and walked in the snowy night, his lonely footprints were completely covered by the long marks left by the dragging of the armor.

[January 2018, I'm still waiting for you]

[Punch in January, waiting for you to go home]

[Punch in January, waiting for you to go home]

BGM: "In this case..."

The warm male voice suddenly turned into a table-turning roar: "Sir, you said it earlier!!!!!!"

[……belch]

[Hahahaha, shit, so cute]

[Say it earlier hahahaha]

[Han Han knows how to draw and regrets painting Han Hong]

[Before a single tear falls, he is forced to laugh back]

BGM: "Sir who dies all over the world every day~~! Whenever you are in trouble, call me by my name with a smile~~!"

On the dark seabed, the automatic steel arm grabbed the hand of "Tony" who was buried in the rocks, and it pulled him up to the sea level, as if leading him into the warm sky.

The sound of the explosion of the villa was blurred into a random hum by the sea water, only the movement of the mechanical arm was so clear.

BGM: "Can I take this as Sir expressing that he likes me~~!"

The steel armor leaped down from the tall building, opening every part to the man who was about to fall in mid-air, and the flexible machinery wrapped him layer by layer, wrapping him into his heart.

The cheerful male voice roared loudly: "Actually, I have always liked, loved, loved, you, ah, Sir!!!!"

[Ah, ah, ah, get married, get married, get married! ! ]

[Please, please, please, I will pay you 9 yuan, go and get the certificate]

[ball! ball! you! ]

[Jarny is immortal! ! ! ]

……

silence.

Deathly silence.

Tony Playboy Straight Stark sucked in a big breath.

Sylvia in the dimensional world began to play dead for a long time and completely.

The lab coat on Jarvis had dried completely in the warm air, and his gradually fluffed hair hung down softly, half covering his cobalt blue eyes.

"How high do you think this possibility is?" Barton grabbed Sam's arm and quietly counted with him with his fingers, "I bet it's true."

Sam returned another number with his backhand, expressing the disdain from the straight man with his eyes: "Will you bet?"

Fat Jiu immediately returned a kind little look: "Bet, bet, bet!"

The Scarlet Witch came over slowly from the side, looked at the two of them coolly, and under the gaze of the falcon's eagle eyes, "It's not easy to be caught", she said that she was standing on the sidelines, and stretched out her hand to gesture another A number: "Bet on this number."

Three hands: a deal!

……

The scene is finally drawing to a close.

The male voice sang in a low voice, his vigorous voice was suppressed like rain hitting plantains, and he was full of smiles: "Today, God, what will Sir do to die~~"

"So, thinking, thinking, Sir, he walked in through the door~~"

The "Iron Man" on the screen kissed his armor.

The narration is cheerful like a milk dog:

"Sir! Welcome home!"

The author has something to say:

……

The laughing and annoyed shouting in the laboratory stopped.

They unconsciously smiled teasingly and gratifiedly because of the last sentence.

Jarvis is the last line of defense of the Avengers Building. Everyone has experienced the pain of losing Jarvis. He is back. What can be more celebrated than this today?

The light screen gradually dissipated, and the black curly-haired girl staggered slightly, probably due to her more proficient grasp of her abilities. This time, she appeared in a position that was neither high nor low, just enough to stand firmly on her own.

Then as soon as she appeared, she ran straight five meters away from Tony.

"come over!"

Tony Everyone Loved Iron Man, who was avoided like the plague, turned black.

"I do not!"

Sylvia didn't care that the person calling her was her god at the moment, she found out where Little Spider was and ran behind him, taking advantage of the other's height to completely cover herself.

"Parker!"

Tony changed his strategy and went to start with his little fanboy instead.

Peter who was double-clamped by his friends and idols: I choose death :)

"Miss Sylvia." It was indeed Jarvis who spoke this time.

Seduced by that British accent, Sylvia couldn't help but walked a few steps to the side, her expression was very serious, but her eyes were full of fangirl stars: "Jia... Jarvis."

From this angle, those cobalt blue pupils seem to flow. I don't know if it's because the artificial lens is different from human beings or because of the light, or because the browbones and nose bridge are too high... In short, it's so deep It makes people's hearts flutter.

#麻麻 This man has little stars in his eyes! #

#Go to fuck Iron Man Lao Jia is really stunning! #

"The possibility of returning to Sir's side was originally no more than [-]% in my calculations. Thank you very, very much for your help."

Sylvia's eyes were almost red because of the first half of the sentence: "It's great to be able to help... I'm really sorry about the video, I can't control it..."

And she only made the beginning of this video yesterday... So why is it like this..._(:зゝ∠)_

Jarvis was very calm: "It would be even better if you are willing to upload another copy of the video for me to save. Part of the content on the video happened when I was not with Sir. There is a bit of a sound and picture inconsistency, but the relevant video is well worth recording."

Sylvia: "..." Bridge bean sack?

Tony: "Poof—"

He looked like he was about to explode: "Old Jia!"

Jarvis could ascend to immortality calmly: "Look, if it weren't for my precautionary measures and the professional ethics of an AI housekeeper to make your daily backups, I wouldn't be able to survive Ultron."

Barton and Sam bit their ears: "Why do I think this conversation is so gay?"

President's father: "..."

The president's father moved his lips, as if he was muttering to Sylvia or to someone: "Think I'll forgive you..."

The platinum-haired Jarvis turned around and replied seriously, "How could that be?"

"I'm back, Sir, don't you welcome me home?"

Tony choked hard.

"...don't say stupid things."

"Welcome home."

"Old Jia."

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This article is BG-oriented, so there will be no clear CP of BL~ Let me explain here (づ￣3￣)づ╭

Thanks to the up master [Returning to the Fan] for the authorization~