[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

"Mei!...how do you fold this collar?!..."

"Peter, did you shine your shoes? Are the new shoes a little tight?"

At Parker's house on Saturday, the afternoon sun was blocked by the glass windows, and the floor was warmed up. Although there were only two family members, the house was still lively and joyful.

Wearing this cute and sexy Aunt Mei, she ran over to tidy up the collar of her nephew, who was finally going to the party, and couldn't help but sigh:

"Oh~ Peter, you have no idea how nervous and happy I am!"

Mei helped him button and straighten the collar of this retro shirt with a gray-green background, interspersed with brown checks, and decorated with thick forest green stripes, chatting very emotionally.

"Ned said you'd take a girl! You didn't even tell me which of the girls in your class you got closer to!"

"—Oh, of course Aunty knows that boys your age need a little privacy...but you, of course, didn't, did, tell, tell, me!"

The brown-haired boy was almost suffocated by her hand strength: "...cough!"

Mei, who accidentally hit too hard, quickly let go and smoothed the folds of his shirt again. Realizing that the material of the clothes was exceptionally good, she accidentally opened the label on the collar.

"...Hey wait, where did you get this dress? The brand looks like... oh my god!"

Her eyebrows were raised high, and she was distracted, obviously wondering how this shirt was more than ten times more expensive than Peter's part-time wages and pocket money combined.

Poor Peter who doesn’t know the brand, doesn’t know the price, and doesn’t want to know:

"Er... sponsored by Mr. Stark... you know, he hoped his trainee assistant wouldn't lose face too..."

In fact, he thinks...Mr. Stark thinks that "since Sylvia is sent away, Sylvia's male partner should also take care of it", he is the one who "takes care"...

:)

Fortunately, Mei soon believed the answer, and continued busy preparing for him to wear.

——In fact, because the clothes and pants are a set, there is no need to match them, so the focus is on his hair and shoes.

"Ah... sneeze...!"

The nose was smoked by Mei's hand, and the little spider, whose five senses were more sensitive than ordinary people, sneezed hard.

"What the hell is this?"

Mei held up the sticky paste on her hand and said for granted, "Hairspray, look at your bangs that look like a dog gnawing on them, I'll help you get them on."

"This taste is too..." It's so delicious.

Mei rolled her eyes: "When it dries, it will lose its smell. Our family hasn't had this kind of men's cosmetics for a long time-I'm a little excited when I think about it-this is the super expensive one I went to the mall to buy It's in a small bottle of the brand...cough..."

Peter was still dying: "No need..."

"Do you still want to make your female companion's eyes shine!" My aunt said something crisply, holding her hands high.

Peter...Peter thought to himself: Why should I impress my friends?

But he didn't realize it himself. He didn't want to say this sentence by accident.

So Mei stretched out her hand and was very happy.

:)

……

The party starts at seven in the evening.

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Ned came to knock on the door of Peter's apartment wearing a wide-brimmed cowboy hat-as good friends, they used to appear together.

Given that Peter had a girlfriend this time (emphasis added), the fat guy was even more excited—to be reasonable, he regretted it as soon as he yelled out, because he was worried that Peter and the other party were not familiar with each other and could not invite him to the party. ——So I ran over early to see the true face of Miss Hacker's Lushan in advance.

Aunt Mei opened the door for him when he entered, and the two exchanged warm greetings in a tacit understanding, and then sneaked to a place away from the stairs and near the kitchen while Peter was still upstairs, chatting:

"May! How's Peter's companion! Is she pretty?"

"Ned! What kind of girl is Peter's companion?"

"..."

"..."

Both of them felt that the other party's information was too late!

However, they are not in a hurry-Peter's female companion is said to be at their house at six o'clock, and the two of them just need to wait here!

So after Peter tidied up everything (in fact, Mimi quietly took off the clothes he was wearing, put on a new spider suit, and put on the clothes according to the previous steps) and went downstairs...

I saw my aunt and my friend crowded together on a sofa as if they were suffering from dementia, facing the door with hot eyes (?).

Peter: "???"

I feel inexplicably tensed by them too.

(⊙-⊙)

……

Different from the warmth and harmony (?) of Parker's family, Sylvia's side can be described as a chicken and a dog.

At first, Sylvia thought that since the mutant friends had been asked to inform Charles, then Deadpool would be taken away by the overly responsible Professor X, who would clean up the mess behind his ass by the way.

——After all, although Deadpool is not considered a natural mutant, he is also a "mutant created by Ajax". On the one hand, the record of "crime" cases against mutants has increased again.

Unexpectedly, after Sylvia contacted the professor, she found that the mess on Charles' side was covered, and the FBI was also dealt with, but Deadpool, a wasteful person, was still tirelessly coming to play with his good friend, and to get rid of the murdered man. The mutants "Colossus" and "Black Spider" who were sent to meet him were all thrown away.

Colossus & Black Spider, who finally managed to get the police station, didn't sleep all night, and now have to go to the Avengers base: "...Fuck!"

We will kill you when we find you!

In short, no matter what the reason for Deadpool to come to the Avengers base, everyone has been spoiled by Deadpool's keyword [beep——].

So today's dinner party, although still Peter and Sylvia's date, will have a lot more light bulbs in the dark.

After all, according to the spoiler speculation, there may be a Chitauri arms deal tonight, and they also have to make sure whether the vulture has committed a crime—after all, the "precognition" that Sylvia knows is not necessarily true in this hybrid universe. Exactly who is responsible for these explosions in Gotham Metropolis, Queens, Manhattan.

It's worth adding that Steve has already contacted the Gods of Metropolis and the Dark Knight of Gotham, who are surprisingly willing to share information about the bombing and express their willingness to cooperate on this matter.

Steve, who experienced this kind of treatment for the first time: "...(⊙-⊙)"

He felt that he might have misunderstood those two guardians with a strong sense of territory before.

……

"This is the first time I have participated in a mission..."

Sitting in the car sponsored by Mr. Stark who woke up after a full day and night of sleep, Sylvia held Wanda's hand, her amber eyes sparkling.

Button, who was driving in the front seat, whistled: "Although there may be a little less wonderful episode, tonight is still your date with Peter Parker. Believe me, kid, just enjoy yourself. Of course, we will leave the investigation to us." grown ups."

Wanda rolled her eyes when she heard the words, and the dark red dress on her body made the eyes look lively.

Given that this reconnaissance operation is not a big deal (compared to the alien invasion of New York or something), the Avengers only send out the habitual cooperation of Black Widow and Hawkeye, plus a Scarlet Witch.

In fact, the first two were mainly doing the task, and Wanda followed Sylvia and Peter, and went into the party to protect the students (the explosion site is said to be quite close to Liz’s house, so they were afraid that if something happened changes happened).

Talking about protection is actually no different from doing nothing, so Wanda is a little angry.

——She didn't think she would expect anything from a boring party!

After driving to Queens, Sylvia and Wanda went upstairs together, while Button waited downstairs.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk" knocked on the door.

Ned and Aunt May jumped off the sofa like arrows from the string!

Spider-Man, who has super jumping ability behind him but is also stunned at the moment: "..." Why are you so excited!

It made him inexplicably agitated.

At any rate, the two worried parents still remembered that Peter was the main character, so they hurried back and pushed the brown-haired boy from the sofa to the door, telling each other:

"Remember how we planned it?" The two argued over each other.

Mei lowered her voice: "When you open the door, you should be tall and straight. Open the door like a gentleman, and then surprise and praise her for being very beautiful tonight!"

Ned lowered his voice: "The tone can't be too exaggerated, brother, I believe you can do it!"

May & Ned Qiqi said: "Come on! Peter!"

Peter: "..."

Sylvia & Wanda outside the door who can hear clearly: "..."

Wanda: "Poof—"

Peter, who has a strong ear and can hear clearly: "..."

……

There is an old saying in China.

"A man depends on clothes, a Buddha depends on gold clothes."

Sometimes changing a piece of clothing, or changing a hairstyle, or adding a small accessory may have a different impact on a person's appearance and temperament.

For the most successful example, please refer to Superman Clark Kent :)

After getting used to the brown-haired teenager's fluffy curly hair, the same T-shirt and Hello Kitty pajama pants (?), Sylvia's first reaction was the moment she saw Peter after the door opened yes:

Who is this?

The boy in front of him is wearing a well-tailored and well-fitting retro gray-green shirt. The right forest green stripes and brown checks modify his figure very well. The shoulders are the shoulders, the waist is the waist and the abdominal muscles are the abdominal muscles, black Casual pants make the legs look long and straight, wrapping the perfectly shaped buttocks.

The usually fluffy brown curly hair has been pulled back, revealing a plump forehead and flying small broken eyebrows. The bridge of the nose and the shape of the eyes are particularly beautiful, with a kind of vigorous youthful vigor.

The first dialogue that popped up in Sylvia's mind was Li Qianhuan's "This kind of young puppy should accept him as soon as possible!"

Hurry up and throw away the brainwashing words "want to eat spicy hot pot", the girl greeted inside with a smile:

"Good evening, Peter! Good evening, Aunt May, and hello Ned! First meeting."

Something had punched Ned's face under his wide-brimmed hat, and his double chin was even more pronounced with overwhelmed surprise.

This, just, yes, hot guy, hacker, young lady, what? !

Peter, you, too, not enough, mean, too!

He really wanted to poke secretly and stretch out his hand to poke his disloyal good friend, but he suddenly realized, why didn't Peter speak?

……

Peter, Peter is dumb.

What had Aunt May and Ned just taught him how to say?

Can not remember! QQ

The girl who appeared outside the door was wearing a dress of the same color as him, with the same gray-green background and coffee-colored pattern. The difference from the men's shirt was that the forest green stripes were dotted around the waist and skirt The edges complement the already thin girl's slender waist and long legs.

Sylvia was born with an oval face, but her facial features are three-dimensional. Her amber eyes are the biggest bright spot, her nose is slightly raised, and her lips have a curved smile—this kind of facial features and face look refreshing and delicate on weekdays , but if you really want to dress up, it is actually very suitable for makeup.

In addition, the person who did the make-up for Thea was Natasha, who was so busy that she was in a panic and kept improving...

Peter: Although I don't know why, but my friend obviously looks a few degrees better!The little friend is so good-looking that he doesn't want to take it out to those stinky guys who always bully him.

"Are you... Sylvia?"

Aunt May, who had cast a reproachful glance at Tony Playboy Stark last week, quickly recognized the Lolita-loving "another trainee assistant".

After greeting each other, Aunt Mei thought she was concealed, and gave her nephew a look of approval, "you can do it, you can find an internship and hook up with a little girl".

Then they found another girl in a red dress appeared at the door.

Height and long legs!Red chestnut long curly hair shawl!The face is coquettish and pure, and it is amazing!

"This is my friend Wanda." Sylvia winked at Peter to signal his cooperation, "Peter told me that his friend also lacks a female companion, so I took the liberty of bringing her here directly."

This was the argument they had just discussed downstairs to allow Wanda to enter the party reasonably.

"A friend who just needs a female companion" Ned: "...Wait, are you talking about me?!"

He opened his mouth wide in surprise and joy, and looked at his good friend with restraint as much as possible but couldn't hide his surprise.

Peter who got to the friend's plan: "It's just you..."

The fat guy was about to suffocate.

"Hello, Wanda, my name is Ned!"

The name Wanda sounds familiar!

This pretty girl looks familiar too!

but!

it may be because!

beauty!

There are similarities!

The nerd who thought he couldn't know a girl of this level automatically ignored the little doubt.

"You are simply more beautiful than Scarlet Witch!"

Scarlet Witch Ben Wu: "..."

The author has something to say:

Wanda's information has not been exposed in the media much, at most it is profiled, because the Avengers protect children, so although Ned feels familiar, he can't recognize it.

As for why Dachao and the master are working together enthusiastically...you understand :)