The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

As a professional veteran driver, Tao Zhiyao understood what he meant in seconds, and instantly lost his composure.

Peach Yaoyao: Just now at the class reunion, there was a girl who drank too much and he helped to bring her back, but she was vomited all over, so I lent him the bathroom for a while, and he left after washing.

Peach Yaoyao: It's not what you think.

Peach Yaoyao: I am not a casual person.

Peach Yaoyao: I——

Halfway through the call, Peach Yaoyao pressed the delete button to delete what she still wanted to explain.Soul light!How can I be so emotional, I have a sense of being caught and raped by my husband in bed!

Candied haws baby: Oh.

The word "oh" can cover so many meanings that Tao Zhiyao can't figure out the meaning behind his short syllable.

Peach Yaoyao: Hey, forget it if you don’t believe me.

Candied Haw Baby: I believe.

Taozi Yaoyao: I don’t even believe it myself. [cry]

Candied Haw Baby: As long as you tell me, I will believe it.

Qi Yezhen looked at this sentence and was moved for a second.This is what it means to trust her unconditionally.

The next second, she woke up.

Why should I care whether he believes it or not? It has nothing to do with him.

But seeing how he cared so much, there was no discomfort in my heart.

To sum it up, it must be that after marrying him, I also became cheap--the one who is close to vermilion is red, and the one who is close to ink is black.

Peach Yaoyao: I feel like you are the silly son of a landlord.

Candied Haw Baby: Then you will become a silly daughter-in-law.

Peach Demon: ...

The phone rang again, and he sent another voice invitation.

Peach Yaoyao: PK is over, why do you still have voice.

Candied Haw Baby: As long as you speak, I will believe what you just said.Otherwise, how would I know if you were sneaking behind my back and doing something sorry for me.

Peach Yaoyao finally understands, what kind of stupid son of a landlord's family is a monkey spirit!Unconditional trust?nonexistent.

Peach Yaoyao: Not open.Making friends is my personal right. .

Candied haws baby: [tears running] [tears running] [tears running] On the second day of the wedding, my wife cheated.

Peach Yaoyao: What are you talking about?

Candied Haw Baby: Can't you turn on the audio?

Peach Yaoyao: Open, open!I have convinced you.

Qi Yezhen answered the voice call, but didn't make a sound.After all, there is another person in the dormitory, so I am embarrassed to say anything.And Liang Xuan also remained silent, as if she felt at ease as long as she heard the crackling sound of typing on the keyboard from her.

Candied Haws: I think we forgot one thing.

Peach Yaoyao: What's the matter?

Candied haws baby: bridal chamber.

Peach Yaoyao: ...why do you still remember.

Candied haws baby: I want to forget but I can't forget.

Peach Yaoyao: I don’t have enough time to go online today, and I’m dissatisfied with my physical strength.

Just find any reason to prevaricate, she doesn't want to be ashamed of the bridal chamber while turning on the voice, it's as shameful as remote OOXX.

Although she can drive the train without changing her face and heartbeat in front of other men, but in front of her husband, she is definitely a shy deer, pretending that she is as pure as a piece of paper.

Candied haws baby: I'll help you hang them all up.

Peach Yaoyao:!

Open the character status bar and look, it's really full of TMD.This has almost forced her into the alley.

Peach Yaoyao: You are all hung up, why don’t you open your hands and enter the bridal chamber——

Candied haws baby: Have you ever seen yourself in a bridal chamber with yourself?

This is not the same as serving oneself with the left and right hands, even a man would find it boring.

Peach Yaoyao: Look, so much physical strength is enough for me to do 20 cooking, 20 medicine, 20 popularity charms...why waste it?

It is meaningless to brainwash him into the bridal chamber without knowing why.If you really look into it carefully, it is that she is really shy, and she wants to avoid it when she is shy, she has been like this since she was a child.

Candied haws baby: Do you think the money at home is not enough?Bargain with me, you won't be able to get away with anything you say tonight.

Peach Yaoyao: ... want to call the police.

Candied haws baby: I have never seen the police arrest the bridegroom officer, and you will be fined if you report a false report to the police.

If you can't win with mouth cannon, Peach Yaoyao has no choice but to obediently catch him with nothing.

Bingtanghuluwa took her home, rushed to the bedside excitedly, and invited her to spend the spring night together as a routine.

Peach Yaoyao clicked to accept.

After accepting it, the game screen of Yaoyao Peach is no longer under her control, but zoomed out and turned into a plot-style 3D movie screen.

In the picture, two people were sitting beside the carved mahogany Eight Immortals bed with big red curtains. The delicate girl with twin ponytails turned her back shyly. The handsome man approached and turned her body to face him.The girl's eyes seemed to have the light of stars in the night sky, flickering and erratic.Under the shade of the dim red candlelight, the small fan-like eyelashes cast a soft shadow, as if to cover up a blush on the cheeks.

The man stretched out one hand to cup the girl's chin, forcing her to look up at him.Fingers stroked the girl's creamy face, and then the man leaned down slightly - the camera zoomed in on the two pairs of lips that were getting closer.

Qi Yezhen tightened her grip on the mouse, she realized that she was as nervous as a girl about to kiss for the first time.

Seeing that the man's thin lips were about to be imprinted with the pink lips of a girl like cherry blossoms, the red curtain on the Eight Immortals' bed was pulled down just right, instantly covering their bodies so tightly that they couldn't see anything.

At that moment, just like the descriptions in some shy novels, being teased for a long time without feeding him is a heinous crime! MMP, one foot in the car, the door shut!Are you angry?

"I want to call the police." Liang Xuan's slightly hoarse voice came from next to his ear, and it sounded charming to Qi Yezhen, "This game is fooling people."

"I said long ago that there will be no such thing. Uncle policeman will not shut down a healthy game server. You will be fined if you report a false report to the police." Qi Yezhen tapped five fingers on the table like playing a piano, Leisurely and contentedly returned what he said just now.

"Aren't you disappointed?"

"I didn't expect it, how can I be disappointed." Qi Yezhen ignored her heart that seemed to have been trampled by a mud horse just now, and opened her eyes to talk nonsense.

"I used holograms, and I was having a good time, but suddenly I became an outsider. There was a man in front of me pulling my wife and making love to her, and I was watching from the side—" Hearing the tone, there was deep resentment Feelings. "Then at the critical moment, the bed curtain was closed so that he could not see it."

Qi Yezhen made up her mind, and the picture was full of sense, and she couldn't help laughing "puchi" happily.

"You're still laughing. Now we're in the bridal chamber."

Qi Yezhen didn't speak anymore, and started typing instead.

Peach Yaoyao: There is still time to talk so much in the bridal chamber.

Candied Haw Baby: Otherwise, do you want to see the bed curtain?

Peach Yaoyao: If I were a game developer, I would put "advertising space for rent" on the bed curtain now, and I think I should be able to attract sponsors.

Candied Haw Baby: Seriously, it's the bridal chamber.

There is no way to be serious about this situation!She restrained herself from not looking up to the sky and laughing.

The key point is that in this bridal chamber, I can't do anything, I can only watch the bed curtain and chat.Let's go after a cutscene. The screen stays on for more than ten or twenty minutes and cannot be turned off. You say you are not angry.

Peach Yaoyao: In fact, if you look closely, you can still see some things. For example, the carvings on the bed of the Eight Immortals are really Eight Immortals crossing the sea, and there are dark patterns of dragon and phoenix on the curtain of the bed. Don’t you think so?

Candied Haw Baby: ...Didn't you notice that the bed curtain is moving?

Peach Yaoyao: Can't tell.You are hallucinating.

Candied haws: ...

Another 5 minutes passed.

Peach Yaoyao: Why is it not over yet? I think if we look at the curtain again, we will have four big holes burned out by our eyes.

Candied haws baby: It is a matter of a man's dignity, how can he get over it in three to five minutes.

Peach Demon: Dignity?What else are you doing besides having your eyes popped out.

Bingtanghuluwa: What do I want to do, but this game limits my performance.

Peach Yaoyao: If it can really play well, are you sure that with your game operation level, the result will not be worse?

Candied Haw Baby: I just won Ximen Bragging.

Peach Yaoyao: That's me directing you.

Bingtanghuluwa: Then you can also direct me at that time, I will definitely perform well.

Wait, why is this topic getting more and more wrong.How come you are going to be on the track as you walk?

Peach Yaoyao: When the time comes, I think too much.

Candied Haw Baby: What do you think?

I won't take your word for it, I'll be anxious to kill you.

The two of them didn't know how long they had been joking around, and the movie scene of watching the bed curtain with flowers and candles in the bridal chamber finally passed.The game screen finally returned to normal, Peach Yaoyao and Bingtanghuluwa were standing by the bed just like they were 10 minutes ago.

That's - an afterthought?

Peach Yaoyao: Are you still satisfied?

Candied Haw Baby: What do you think?

Peach Yaoyao: Anyway, I am very satisfied, so that in the future you will not have to have a bridal chamber every day——

Candied haws: ...

Candied Haw Baby: Do you think you will get pregnant? [stare]

Peach Yaoyao: I want to get pregnant but this game limits my performance. [stare]

Candied Haw Baby: This game should have a child system, otherwise the function of the bridal chamber is meaningless.

Peach Yaoyao: There is a production process but no products can be produced——

Candied haws baby: The production process is still secretive!

Peach Yaoyao found out that her daily tasks had already been completed by Bingtanghuluwa, and there was nothing going on at the moment.

"It's getting late, I have to go to bed. I have something to do tomorrow morning." His provocative voice came to my ears again, like a breeze blowing past my ears: "You say good night to me."

"Good night." Qi Yezhen said softly before Liang Xuan cut off the voice.

After a while, his game avatar also went dark.

Peach Yaoyao had nothing to do, so she turned on the gang channel to see what everyone was doing.

Someone was discussing the war of the century that her husband and Simon boasted about.

[Gang] Picking Girl’s Little Mushroom: Just now that Ximen’s bragging is like hitting a steel plate, I laughed so hard.

[Gang] Jiukui: Bingtanghuluwa must have made a set of equipment and attributes specifically for him, which is really a brilliant move.

[Guild] Peach Yaoyao: Thank you for your compliment.

[Gang] Jiu Kui: Praise your husband, what are you thanking for coming out, now you have become a spokesperson?

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Of course it’s because I gave him an idea~

[Gang] Love to eat zongzi: Yaoyao, you are so smart [爱心]

[Gang] I haven’t been a superman for many years: Master Yaoyao hasn’t talked much in the gang since he got married, so blue and thin.

[Gang] Allies and enmities are wiped out with one shot: Master Yaoyao is busy with her husband, so he has no time to control us.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: What nonsense?This broken game is designed to make people tired?Let's just talk about the function of the bridal chamber, and change its name to "The husband and wife both look at the bed curtain"!

[Gang] Love to eat zongzi: 2333333 This function is also perfect, I was also confused at the time.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: You say it's too much shit?Does the player feel uncomfortable?I also couldn't watch the production process, and stood there for 20 minutes, feeling that my IQ had been insulted.

[Gang] Soft girl harvester: Master Yaoyao, is this calling Feixiang to release the details of the bridal chamber. rmvb?

[Gang] Forgot to wear long johns: What's so good about this, go online directly, a bunch of details.