The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

Hearing this, Qi Yezhen lowered her head and slightly raised one corner of her mouth, teasing herself that she had just been cheated on by a scumbag not long ago.

"I still believe in fate in this kind of thing. It's good to be single now." It's impossible to say that Xiao Yuwen didn't bring her any harm, at least she won't easily trust a man wholeheartedly in the short term.

"Yes, you can't force it." Li Zhexi said along the way.

The two came to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory without knowing it.

"Okay, thank you. I'll take her up." Qi Yezhen helped Shen Yijun to her side.

"Okay, then I'll send it here. Be careful."

At this moment, Shen Yijun was leaning on Qi Yezhen's shoulder in a daze, Qi Yezhen's slender body supported her weight, like a weak twig being pressed by a heavy object.

Shen Yijun gradually woke up, but his mind was still in a foggy state.

"Why did I come back? I haven't had enough to drink yet! Who—" Shen Yijun pushed Qi Yezhen away, raised his arm and twirled half a circle, pointing at Li Zhexi: "Let's continue drinking!"

Qi Yezhen saw that her footsteps were unsteady, and wanted to step forward to help her.But Shen Yijun had already staggered towards Li Zhexi's direction, and Li Zhexi caught her and was just about to hold her steady, but she vomited out with a "wow--".

Li Zhexi's white shirt was not spared, and was instantly stained with all kinds of filth.The smell of alcohol and fermented food instantly overwhelmed him, making him very embarrassed.

He immediately turned Shen Yijun's direction with his hand, no longer facing him, and Shen Yijun vomited out what he had eaten tonight again intermittently.

Qi Yezhen was stunned, she had never encountered such an unexpected situation.But she quickly calmed down, opened her bag and found the half-used tissues of the day.

At this moment, Shen Yijun had almost vomited too, leaning on Li Zhexi's shoulder, hiccupping.

Qi Yezhen carefully avoided the dirt on the ground, wiped her mouth with a tissue, and handed the rest to Li Zhexi, asking him to clean up the vomit on his body.

The paper towels ran out and were only half wiped.Moreover, the filth was left at the door of the dormitory, and the smell was so intoxicating that people who came and went at the door of the dormitory hurried past with their noses covered.

At this moment, the dormitory auntie also discovered the situation in front of the building and rushed out.

"Hey~ What's going on here! The girl drank too much!" The aunt immediately waved her hand at the three of them: "Why are you still standing here! Go in and wash up! You don't have to worry about it here, I'll do it~"

The two thanked their aunt, and helped Shen Yijun into the dormitory together.

The school spirit of P University is open. Boys can be guests in the girls' dormitory building before ten o'clock in the evening. They only need to register at the door of the dormitory.

Li Zhexi registered at the dormitory management office, while Qi Yezhen inquired about Shen Yijun's dormitory number with his aunt.

"Dormitory 804 is on the 8th floor. Send her there first." Qi Yezhen pressed the elevator floor, and Li Zhexi helped Shen Yijun into it.

There were only three of them in the elevator.

"It's the first time I've entered a girls' dormitory when I grow up." Li Zhexi said half-jokingly: "T University is very strict with the management of the dormitories, probably to protect the few girls in the school."

When they reached the eighth floor, they quickly found Shen Yijun's dormitory.

Qi Yezhen knocked on the door, luckily there was still someone in their dormitory, a girl with round glasses and ponytail opened the door.

As soon as she opened the door, she seemed to have an insight into what happened, and said, "Drink too much again? Please, give it to me!"

Seeing her roommate took Shen Yijun over and put him on the bed with ease, Qi Yezhen and Li Zhexi breathed a sigh of relief.

Qi Yezhen looked at Li Zhexi's dirty clothes, and said, "Go to my dormitory and wash it."

Qi Yezhen's dormitory is on the fifth floor, and her roommate Jin Sui was watching a movie after opening the door.Seeing Qi Yezhen walk in, she took off the headset and said hello. Just as she was about to take the headset back and continue to immerse herself in the movie, she caught a glimpse of a strange figure out of the corner of her eye.

"!" A boy!Jin Sui was so frightened that her eyeballs almost rolled out, she quickly paused the movie.

"There was a girl in our school who was drinking too much in the summer camp class just now. This classmate accidentally got spit all over on the way to take her back with me. Come to our dormitory to wash."

Qi Yezhen explained unhurriedly.

Jin Sui blinked her eyes like copper bells, and belatedly said, "Oh." It seemed that there was still some disappointment in her tone.

"By the way, there are still some cultural shirts that our class ordered last time. Get him one." Jin Sui is the life committee member of Qi Yezhen's class, and she is in charge of the cultural shirts, so Qi Yezhen He asked her for an extra boy's cultural shirt and handed it to Li Zhexi.

Qi Yezhen went to the bathroom to look around, and after making sure there was nothing unseemly about a man, she let him in.

After everything was dealt with, Qi Yezhen looked at her phone, it was already 58:[-].

Oops!Her little rookie husband is still waiting for her to go up and give advice in the game!

Qi Yezhen immediately turned on the computer and logged into the game in a hurry.

On the side, Jin Sui looked in the direction of the bathroom thoughtfully, and said to Qi Yezhen, "Why don't you explain? My boyfriend and I haven't been to our dormitory for two years. It's good for you, we just broke up It won't take long to bring a man back, that's fine!"

Qi Yezhen put on the earphones: "Don't gossip, we just met today. Besides, the dormitory auntie asked him to come in to wash, I can't stop him from washing."

"Hey, my dear roommate, let's have some snacks~" Jin Sui also turned around and put on the headset hanging around his neck again: "I don't think the way he looks at you is quite right, he must be interested in you .”

It's a pity that Qi Yezhen didn't reply to her words, and she didn't know if she heard it, so Jin Sui had no choice but to continue watching the movie.

As soon as Peach Yaoyao logged in, Bingtanghuluwa immediately sent a private message.

Candied Haw Baby: I've been waiting for you for a long time.

Peach Yaoyao: Sorry, there was an accident on the road, when will your PK start?

Candied Haw Baby: I didn't reply to him when you weren't online.

Peach Yaoyao turned on the world channel and saw, my dear, this Ximen's bragging tail is going to go to outer space.He has always said in the world that the candied haws baby will play tricks with his mouth. Last night, he said so vigorously that he wanted to PK with him. Today, when it comes to real swords and guns, he is so scared that he shrinks his head and even loses his fart.

Plus a bunch of people who eat melons irresponsibly watch the show and mock.

Peach Yaoyao couldn't help feeling distressed when she thought of her husband shrunk into a little turtle while everyone was shouting and beating him.

Peach Yaoyao: Are all the equipment ready?Then send a PK invitation~

Bingtanghuluwa: Do you think I can beat him?

Peach Yaoyao: The winning rate is six points.There are still four points possible to lose the operation.

Candied Haw Baby: How about you fight for me.

She will definitely not agree to this request, because winning or losing is not the key to bragging with Ximen. There is only one reason for her to encourage him to fight - to build his confidence in the game.

Peach Yaoyao: No, fight by yourself.

Candied Haws: If you lose, you will lose a lot of experience.

Peach Yaoyao: Is it a man?I'll beat you up first.

Candied Haw Baby: Then you direct me.

Peach Demon: ...

Wechat received Liang Xuan's voice call request.After imagining how pitifully he was wagging his tail and tearing up, Qi Yezhen clicked to accept the call.

Bingtanghuluwa issued a war letter to Ximen Brag for a decisive battle against Sanjiangkou.

A group of people who eat melons have already prepared melon seeds on the bench. When Peach Yaoyao arrived at Sanjiangkou, the viewing area was already surrounded by spectators on the third inner and outer floors.

Anyway, she is also the heroine in focus, so give me a VIP seat.

Peach Yaoyao adjusted the viewing angle of the game to ensure that he could see the PK scene clearly among the crowd.

PK officially started.

"You first open a shield for yourself. Pay attention to avoiding his skills."

As soon as the scene started, Ximen Boagao jumped in front of Bingtanghuluwa and played a set of damage.

"Left, go left! Hey, do you have roots on the soles of your feet~" Seeing the candied haws baby walking clumsily, Peach Yaoyao really hates iron.

However, positioning is not the key, a dramatic scene appeared.

After Ximen boasted a set of skills, Bingtanghuluwa only lost one block of blood—he had about 30 blocks of blood.The data floating on the game screen actually starts with 100. People who don't know what's going on may think that Ximen boasted that he was wearing a novice suit.

Sure enough, the world suddenly became lively.

[World] I am also handsome today: Am I right? 100 damage?Did you miss a zero?

[World] The elk does not get lost: Is it because Ximen's bragging damage is too low or the candied haws baby's defense is too high?can't read.

Everyone was discussing in a hurry, and the scene in front of them was indeed unexpected.

"Taking advantage of his lack of CD, fight back. First force 1 and 3 skills to move away, and then release ten thousand arrows!"

With Peach Yaoyao commanding the Bingtanghulu baby, it was like opening a plug-in. Compared with this morning's martial arts competition, the operation has improved by not one or two grades, and the style has changed instantaneously.

Ximen bragged that after eating a set of Ten Thousand Arrows, one-third of his blood was gone.

"NICE~~Then take the initiative to attack and look for opportunities. Putting a shield on close body is dizzy~"

The Candied Haw Baby found a gap and unleashed a violent shock, but unfortunately, Ximen boasted that he suffered a loss and avoided it by moving flexibly——

"Right now! 3 skills!"

Ximen boasted that he did not expect to avoid the dizziness, and a rampage was waiting for him at the end of his flash.The bounced Ximen boasted a set of single-target damage from the Nanban invasion, and his blood volume dropped sharply.

"Good Job! We all know that the southern barbarians have invaded, so I didn't teach you for nothing~"

On the other side, Bingtanghuluwa, who had been concentrating on manipulating the characters, heaved a sigh of relief, and finally spoke: "Then, I will also ask Madam for your guidance and support~"

Ximen Zhuangao still had a small tube of blood left, and thought that the candied haws baby had won the battle, but Ximen Zhuangao actually used medicine to restore blood.

MMP!Peach Yaoyao despises such behavior from the bottom of her heart.

But there is no way, because no one stipulates that the decisive battle of Sanjiangkou is not allowed to take medicine. On the contrary, the system even stipulates that the upper limit of medicine is 10 bottles.Since there is such a rule, he can only watch his blood volume return to a healthy level.

"He took medicine, what should we do?"

"Don't worry, even if he drinks 100 bottles, he will lose this game. And the more he drinks, the stronger the drug resistance will be, and the blood added later will be less and less."

Sure enough, when Ximen boasted to attack again, Bingtanghuluwa didn't dodge - and then he lost another block of blood.

If Peach Yaoyao was Ximen's bragging right now, she would have surrendered a long time ago.This kind of game that you know at a glance that you will lose, there is no need to hold on until the end to show people a joke.

Afterwards, Ximen Zhuangao drank nine bottles of medicine one after another, but unfortunately, it was a drop in the bucket, and when the PK went on for 20 minutes, Ximen Zhuangao took the box in the midst of all arrows.

The candied haws baby didn't use a bottle of medicine the whole time, so she had a clear opinion and won an open and above board—in fact, she still used the meat shield routine specifically for Long Teng.

"Win." The man on the other side of the headset said calmly, his voice was so sweet that it made people's ears pregnant.

Peach Yaoyao was about to see the stunned look of the melon-eating people in the world at this moment, when another male voice suddenly came through the earphones——

"I'm done washing." It was accompanied by the sound of the bathroom door "clicking" open.

Forgot that there was a man in the room!

Qi Yezhen quickly turned off the WeChat voice, and reduced the game screen to the menu bar.

Li Zhexi shook his half-wet hair, and the oversized cultural shirt on his body looked a little fat on his tall and thin body.He held the dirty clothes he had just changed in his hand.

"I'll return this dress to you in class tomorrow." He pointed to the cultural shirt on his body. This cultural shirt was designed by Jinsui, with a giant childish whale and a chick drawn on it, which are said to symbolize "economy" respectively. Jing" and "economic". "But it's pretty cute, I'm a bit reluctant."

"Take it if you like, anyway, it's extra and not worth much." Qi Yezhen smiled politely at him.

After hearing this, Jin Sui pulled off the earphones, turned her head and said, "This is not acceptable, this is a public property of the class and cannot be given away without permission~"

A few days ago, Jin Sui even gave her boyfriend a piece of clothes designed by her girlfriend. It was like a piece of pork stamped on it and belonged to her. Why did it become a public item at Qi Yezhen's place and cannot be private? Accepted?Of course she didn't expose Jin Sui's words.

"I'll return it to Qi Yezhen tomorrow, thank you." Li Zhexi folded the dirty clothes and put them in his bag.

Qi Yezhen didn't intend to keep him any longer: "You've worked hard today. It's getting late, so go back and rest early, and you have to go to class tomorrow morning."

While talking, he sent him to the door.

Li Zhexi had no choice but to say goodbye to her and leave their dormitory with his bag on his back.

Qi Yezhen walked to Jinsui, picked up the oranges on her table and began to peel, and asked, "Would it save you a shabby t-shirt and make you a rich woman?"

"I'll create some opportunities for you guys. Please treat me to dinner if it's done," Jin Sui said with a smile.

Qi Yezhen stuffed the grilled kumquats into her mouth: "Eat, eat, eat. If you know how to eat, you'll sell me!"

Jin Sui chewed on the orange, slurring his words: "I thought this guy looked pretty good, more reliable than Xiao Yuwen."

"No, I have a love phobia right now, let me calm down for a while." Qi Yezhen returned to her seat and continued to open the game.

After opening it, she saw a screen full of private messages.

Candied haws baby:? ? ?

Candied Haw Baby: Are you still there?

Candied Haws: Where have you been?

Candied Haw Baby: Why are you ignoring me?

……

Candied Haw Baby: Fairy, hand over my grandpa quickly!

Candied haws baby: one, two, three, four, five, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, change!

Candied haws baby: The little gourd king kong is here, surrender now!

……

Candied haws baby: My heart hurts so much!

Peach Yaoyao's face was full of black lines, it seems that during the time she was talking, he was entertaining himself cos gourd baby was very high.

Peach Yaoyao: Did you take the wrong medicine?

Candied haws baby: 25 minutes and [-] seconds.

Peach Yaoyao:?

Candied Haw Baby: It seems that man can't do it.