The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Ahem, pay attention.It's not that I'm tired of watching it, I just think the current details.□□i are too clichéd, it's so boring to repeat them over and over again.

[Gang] Thin into a lightning bolt: What's the best opinion of Master Yaoyao?

[Gang] Taozhi Yaoyao: If I were the director, I wouldn't shoot like that, I would definitely shoot something different.

[Gang] Little Matches for Selling Girls: Drip!student card.

[Gang] Tao Zhiyao: A female manager, alone in the office, lonely, so she turned on the computer hard drive and clicked on a detail.□□i.

[Gang] Shit cooker behind the scenes: Master Yaoyao, slow down and wait for me.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: After watching, she couldn't take it anymore and began to undress.At this time, one of her male subordinates happened to open the door and ran into her——

[Gang] Jiukui: The classic plot, let's see how Master Yaoyao interprets a different story.

[Gang] Tao Zhiyao: She was startled, the headphone cable was ripped off, and the voice became public. The other male colleagues heard it at this moment, so they entered her office one after another and surrounded her.

[Gang] Love to eat group: This development is so exciting, I want to get off!

[Gang] 囧囧 Youshen: The car speeds up, don't stop!

[Gang] Candied Haws: Then what?

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Then——

Fuck!Peach Yaoyao discovered that something strange had suddenly mixed into the audience, isn't this, isn't this fucking her husband?When did you go online again after you agreed to go to bed?

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Didn't you download it?

[Gang] Bingtanghuluwa: I can’t sleep in bed, I want to come up to see what you are doing.Don't stop, keep talking.

Talk about a P!It's even more embarrassing than being caught raped in bed!

The people in the gang were also as quiet as chickens at this moment, watching the couple talking in the gang, they didn't dare to take a breath.

Hehe——In this case, we can only brake quickly.

[Gang] Tao Zhiyao: Then these male colleagues worked together to capture the female manager and sent her to the Public Security Bureau's Anti-Pornography Office.

[Gang] Tao Zhiyao: At the end of the film, the six characters of "Promote righteousness and establish a new style" must be written, and "Resist pornographic audio-visual products, start with me".

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: I think this kind of filming will definitely become popular.What do you say?

[Gang] Candied Haws: What do you want me to say?

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Of course it’s a good idea to praise me~

[Gang] Jiukui: I will help you even if I don't support the wall!

[Gang] 囧囧 Youshen: This car was caught off guard today!

[Gang] thinned into a lightning bolt: It was the scene of a car accident, too horrible to look at.

[Gang] Shit cooker behind the scenes: Why did the promised 24-carriage heavy train become a police car of the Public Security Bureau?

……

Peach Yaoyao felt uneasy at this moment, for fear that Bingtanghuluwa would see the essence of her old driver.She doesn't want to become car friends with her husband——

[Gang] Bingtanghuluwa: The idea is good, if you act in one day, I will definitely watch it.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: ...

[Gang] Candied Haws: I fell asleep.

This guy, Quiet Mimi went online to watch her racing and then went offline lazily. Peach Yaoyao didn't understand how she was so smart and fell into this guy's hands.

The next morning, Qi Yezhen went to the summer camp to attend classes as usual.

After class, Li Zhexi found her, still holding the cultural shirt she gave him yesterday.

Li Zhexi: "Thank you for your clothes, I have washed them and dried them."

Qi Yezhen looked at the neatly folded t-shirts on her desk, and said, "It's okay, you've washed them all, so you can wear them if you don't mind."

Li Zhexi: "Didn't your roommate say that this is your public property?"

Qi Yezhen: "Don't listen to her nonsense."

The two were talking, and Shen Yijun came to Qi Yezhen's table at some point.

Shen Yijun: "I heard that I drank too much yesterday, and you two sent me to the dormitory~"

Qi Yezhen smiled and said: "You should thank classmate Li Zhexi, I just stopped by, he brought you back all the way."

Unexpectedly, the tall and tall Shen Yijun couldn't help but blushed when he heard this, and turned to thank Li Zhexi: "Thank you, I'm so sorry, it seems that I stained your clothes..."

Li Zhexi waved his hand: "You're welcome. But it's better for girls to drink less alcohol outside haha."

Shen Yijun: "Why don't I treat you to a meal, or I'll feel sorry, Qi Yezhen will come too? Just tonight, P Yanshe restaurant."

Qi Yezhen hastily declined and said: "I won't go, I won't get paid for nothing."

Li Zhexi: "Don't say that, let's go together."

Qi Yezhen raised her head and saw Shen Yijun's expectant expression, and the glances she made at Li Zhexi from time to time, she instantly understood.

Qi Yezhen: "Okay, I'll go if I don't have anything to do, but it's okay if I can't go because of something." She laid the groundwork for her not being able to attend.

After class in the evening, the three of them came to Yanshe restaurant and sat down at a table by the window.

Just about to order food, Qi Yezhen's phone rang.

"Hello." She answered the phone: "A Sui, what's wrong with your throat? Fever? Is it okay? I'll accompany you to the school hospital. Just wait, I'll be right back."

This is a premeditated phone call, and the planner is Qi Yezhen herself.

"Sorry, my roommate has a fever, I have to go back and take care of her. You two eat first, I have to go." After she finished speaking, she grabbed her bag and hurried out of the restaurant.

After returning to the dormitory and taking a shower, Qi Yezhen sat in front of the computer with an apple and gnawed it.

Jin Sui sighed at the side: "I said you, don't eat a good meal, you have to come back to eat apples. Yanshe, I have only eaten once since I entered the university, and it's still my dad Mom came to see me and took me there. Let me tell you that their Qiandao Lake fish head is very delicious—"

Qi Yezhen: "Stop it, when it comes to eating, you can talk about it from dark to dawn."

Jin Sui: "I think that man is pretty good, he looks very decent, unlike your ex-boyfriend who looks like a mouse-eye."

Qi Yezhen: "How do you say it? When I didn't promise him back then, you praised him for being elegant and handsome—I can't remember any other words."

Jin Sui: "... Forget it, don't mention this. By the way, do you really want to give up Li Zhexi to that Shen Yijun?"

Qi Yezhen gave Jinsui a white look: "Please pay attention to your wording, what is letting, I have nothing to do with him. Shen Yijun likes him, wouldn't it be good for me to create some opportunities for them to be alone with my adult beauty? Don't you Just love doing it?"

Jin Sui put on the headset: "Okay, I can't say enough about you, let's not talk about it."

Qi Yezhen logged into the game, Bingtanghuluwa finished her daily routine as usual.

Candied Haw Baby: You are here.

Peach Yaoyao: Well, get out of class is over.

Candied Haw Baby: Have you read today's update announcement?

Peach Yaoyao: Huh?I'll take a look.

Three Kingdoms will update the game every Tuesday morning, and an update announcement will be released on Monday night to inform the whole server of the updated content.

Peach Yaoyao clicked on the update announcement, and the six characters "Child System Attack" came into view instantly.

child system?Isn't this why the two of them chatted casually last night and it really happened today?And there was no sign of it.

Candied haws baby: From now on, you can have a bridal chamber every day.

Peach Yaoyao: You have never finished——

Candied haws baby: Look at it, it says that every 24 hours after the nuptial chamber, you can go to the pharmacy to get a pulse from a doctor, and there is a certain chance of pregnancy.

Peach Yaoyao: [Khan]

Candied haws baby: And after the child is born, he can fight with his parents, it is said that he will be very strong.

Peach Yaoyao: According to this, what about single dogs?

Candied Haw Baby: Why are you worried about being single? Go home and make up your dowry.

Peach Yaoyao: What dowry? [stare]

Candied Haw Baby: Didn’t I ask you to prepare a ball?Here comes the ball.

Peach Yaoyao: So that's what you meant by the ball—but how many children are you going to have?

Bingtanghuluwa: The National Football Team called me just now.

Peach Yaoyao: Huh?

Bingtanghuluwa: They said that out of the eleven players, none of them should be missing.The hope of the national football team depends on the two of us.

Peach Yaoyao: Get out!

Molested defenseless.Usually women don't really fuck when they tell you to fuck, they're just too shy to cover it up in this way.

Peach Yaoyao: I talk nonsense every day, and the update says that each couple can have up to four children.

Bingtanghuluwa: It seems that the national football team has no chance to achieve another glory. Four can take seven, but they can't take it.

Peach Yaoyao: Talking nonsense again, what makes another glory, has the National Football Team made it before?

Peach Yaoyao looked at the updated content and found interesting content again.

Peach Yaoyao: It also wrote the principle of distribution of divorced children - whoever gets married will go to whoever.

Bingtanghuluwa: I didn’t even watch it, because it’s impossible for us to get divorced, so I skipped it automatically.

The confident look of fans actually makes people feel very at ease.

The two returned home and went through the process of yesterday's bridal chamber again.The 3D animation movie that made people blush and heartbeat yesterday was shortened to 1 minute-probably the first night will take longer.

After watching the movie this time, Peach Yaoyao has been able to calm down.

Candied haws baby: I have to wait 24 hours to see the result.

Peach Yaoyao: Are you nervous?

Candied Haws: Of course, it’s the same as exam results.

Peach Yaoyao: I am not nervous, why are you nervous?

Bingtanghuluwa: It's about the dignity of a man, you don't understand.

Peach Yaoyao: It’s just a game of probability, does it have anything to do with a man’s dignity——

But when he went to the pharmacy doctor to get his pulse, Tao Zhiyao's rhetoric changed completely.

Doctor: Unfortunately, Madam has no happy pulse.

Seeing how many couples in the world are cheering and having successfully conceived, Peach Yaoyao suddenly became jealous of motherhood.Unexpectedly, I can't be the first mother in the district, I am so reconciled!

Peach Yaoyao: It's all your fault, I didn't get pregnant!

Candied Haw Baby: Why are you blaming me?You clearly said yesterday that it has nothing to do with me.

Peach Yaoyao: How could it be okay!Everyone can get pregnant but I can't [cry]

Candied Haw Baby: It's okay, it's okay, the child will have it.

Peach Yaoyao: Do ​​you think there is a Tianlun Infertility Hospital in this game?Do we have to register a number?

Candied Haw Baby: ...You go, I won't go.

In the end, this unreasonable trouble ended with another Spring Festival together.

The next day, the two came to the doctor's office as if they were waiting for the sentence.