[Comprehensive] This is absolutely stunning

Chapter 44 The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain 3

"Hmph! Elder Tang, we are kind enough to entertain you, but you, a disciple, keep saying that we are monsters." Haitang was unhappy when she heard that. She was a monster, but isn't this monkey himself a monster, "Since Your apprentice is so dissatisfied with us, I think you should leave quickly!"

"Wukong, you!" Tang Seng put down the white porridge that was still smelling like rice, and looked at Monkey King disapprovingly.

"Master, they are really monsters!" Sun Wukong didn't understand why his master always didn't believe him.They are considered to have entered the den of goblins now, and they don't know what these goblins are up to.However, he has seen a lot of goblins who occupy the land as kings, like ordinary goblins living in villages, this is really the first time he has seen them.

"Excuse me, little lady, who dares to ask, is Elder Sun such a strange-looking monster transformed from a monkey?" Auntie said, except for that pig idiot who has a lot of tricks in his heart, the other three people in this group can be said to have low EQ. Definitely can't say enough about her.

"Hey, my old grandson is Sun Wukong, the mighty great sage equal to the heavens. You, such an uninformed little village monster, don't know my old grandson!" Upon hearing Xiao Haitang calling him a monster, Monkey King was immediately displeased.

"Great Sage Equaling Heaven?" The locust tree spirit frowned and looked at his pseudo-mother-in-law Xiao Haitang inquiringly, "My lady, why haven't we heard of such a fairy?"

"Back to husband, maybe we are ignorant."

"You! You!"

"Xiao Die, since Tang Seng and his party have entered our territory, let me catch them, and then I will have time to eat whatever I want!" Looking at the white and tender Tang Seng, the Bone Demon who had never eaten anyone unexpectedly I think the shining bald head is very delicious, just like the squid head I once ate.

Looking at the salivating appearance of Baigujing, Shen Die sighed in her heart, she didn't understand, what special ability does this golden cicada's incarnation have?Otherwise, it would have taken tens of thousands of miles from Datang to come to them. Why is Tang Seng not tanned at all, but white and fat.How could she use the excuse that she wanted to fatten up Tang Seng before eating?

"Sister, don't be impatient. I see that Tang Seng's body fat percentage is very suitable. I'm afraid it will affect the taste. And they come here in a hurry. I'm afraid they haven't washed their bodies. I'm afraid it will spoil my appetite. Yes, they ate some messy things along the way, we have to feed them for a few days, otherwise what should we do if our stomachs are damaged?"

Fudge, fudge hard.You can live forever by eating a bite of Tang Monk meat, so there will be no worries about a broken stomach.

Since Bone Essence became conscious, all her cognitions were passed on to her by Shen Die.So although Shen Die called her sister, in fact she was more dependent on Shen Die.That being the case, even if she doesn't understand what the body fat percentage is, but Shen Die says that this is not the time to eat Tang Monk, even if Tang Monk meat is delivered to her mouth...she will still take a small bite.

Bone Demon nodded seriously, making Shen Die, whose head was about to explode, feel even worse.What to do, did she make it too stupid to teach the original cruel and merciless bone spirit?Why are the ones raised by other people all cool and domineering, while the ones she raised are so stupid and cute.

"Because you are stupid, the host." As if afraid that he would be forgotten, 8820 came out from time to time to refresh his sense of existence, which made Shen Die's "love" for him deeper and deeper.

Although the silly white bone spirit taught by silly Shen Die knows that Tang Monk meat cannot be eaten now, this does not prevent her from looking at the food she raised in captivity, just like a farmer's woman looking at her chickens and ducks.

In the middle of the night, the White Bone Essence sneaked out of the window of Tang Seng's rest room. She wanted to watch her food and make sure that her food would not be spoiled.

Tang Seng opened his eyes in a daze. He hadn't slept in such a comfortable bed for a long time, and he couldn't sleep.If he was given another chance, he would definitely choose to continue to sleep instead of seeing a female ghost constantly wandering around his window.

Thinking that there might be some grievances for him to avenge on behalf of the ghost, he boldly stood up and pushed open the door, "This benefactor, what grievances do you need to tell the poor monk?"

injustice?What the hell?She just came to see the meat products raised in her backyard, why now the meat products company wants to avenge her.However, speaking of this grievance, she really has grievances.

"I want to eat meat, but my sister wants to say that now is not the time to eat meat." Bone Demon blinked aggrievedly and salivated at Tang Seng who didn't know it.

"This, this, this female benefactor, you don't have any meat to eat at home?" Tang Seng looked at the innocent and wronged Bone Demon in front of him, a little at a loss.

"Hmm. Hmm—" Bone Demon nodded first, and then shook his head again.There is a lot of meat in her kitchen, but what she wants to eat is not in her kitchen, but in front of her eyes.

Tang Seng, who was confused by the bone spirit, really didn't know what to do. He talked about Buddhism with others, but when it came to communicating with others, he was really inferior to his second apprentice.By the way, he can talk about Buddhism with her.

"My benefactor, let's discuss the principles of Buddhism. It is said that there is no tree for Bodhi, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so where does the dust come from? This meat..."

Listening to the voice of Tang Seng's broken thoughts, the good work and rest habits that Shen Die had cultivated had come into play at this time, and she fell asleep leaning on Tang Seng's body.Not only that, but she, who slept very poorly, slowly wrapped her whole body around Tang Seng's body, and smacked her mouth twice, "Meat, mine, it's all mine."

Tang Seng looked at the bone spirit wrapped around his body for a moment, then closed his eyes and began to chant sutras. Slowly, he relaxed and forgot that there was still a part wrapped around him.

"Master, master, get up quickly, the benefactor of this family is really delicious. We ate scallion pancakes this morning. Fresh wheat from this year is served with fresh shallots just pulled from the ground. , put it in the pot and bake it like this, the taste is simply—" Zhu Bajie, with a scallion pancake in his left hand and a piece of dried radish in his right hand, saw the scene in front of him, although it was not fragrant, but it could be called harmonious, and the pancake in his mouth dropped in fright I don't know it.

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, something is wrong, Master is about to return to vulgarity, and we are going to break up!"

Thanks to Zhu Bajie's loud voice, all the big and small demons in the entire Baihu Village gathered here.

"Big—the king—"

"Shh!"

"Hey, Master, you, who are you?" Looking at the disheveled men and women, it was hard to not want to be wronged in such a situation, and Monkey King, who was scratching his head, felt that he was about to explode with anger.They have gone through untold hardships on this journey of learning scriptures for hundreds of thousands of miles, and they have finally seen hope. The result, the result...

"Wukong, don't get me wrong, I just discussed Buddhism with this girl..."

In the cave, Shen Die was throwing grapes into her mouth one by one with great joy. In this era where anything can become a spirit, such a day is simply heaven.You know, after living in the world of martial arts for two successive lives, she simply wants to die in the modern world where she can eat whatever she wants.

"Auntie, Auntie, it's not good. Tang Seng is going to become our king's husband in the village. The king and Tang Seng were caught and raped by his second apprentice. Now all the demons have been attracted!"

Snapped!

squeak!

Boom!

The little demon who came to report the letter watched Shen Die fall off the imperial concubine's couch, accidentally hit the edge of the table with her hand, knocked over a plate full of grapes, and accidentally bumped her head when she got up. Terrible.

And Shen Die didn't care about her miserable situation at all, she got up and rushed to the foot of the mountain, with only one thought in her mind.Amazing my sister, even a goblin with such a background as Yutu failed to prostitute Tang Seng. Such a difficult thing was actually done by you.

Thinking about how Sun Wukong will call himself Master Bone Essence in the future, and that he will suddenly become his elder, I am excited just thinking about it.

"Tell Feng Da to go to a nearby town to buy some dragon and phoenix candles. By the way, there may not be enough bright red fabrics in storage. You can ask him to buy some back. If he wants the best red silk from Li Ji Cloth, he dares to buy it." If you are greedy for cheap and buy from small stalls, then let him not come back..." She ran and shouted excitedly, it was like flying——

The author has something to say: I wish everyone a happy Children's Day, we are all giant babies.

This is a chapter full of heartache. After the stupid stone typed the words on the computer, he found that the Internet was disconnected, and the Internet was disconnected!Can you still have fun...

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