[Comprehensive] This is absolutely stunning

Excited, Shen Die finally came to the hut where Tang Seng was temporarily staying. At this time, the hut was already crowded with demons watching the excitement.

The White Bone Essence who woke up was playing with the beads in her hand like a normal monster. In fact, she wanted to leave, but Haitang held her down and asked Tang Seng to explain what she said.Although she didn't know what to explain, she didn't mind looking at her food for a while.

"Master, Master, since you and Master have already slept together, then my old pig will call you Master. Master, people say that one day is a teacher and life is a father, so you will naturally be close to Lao Zhu." Mother is the same." Zhu Bajie took advantage of the fact that everyone's attention was on his master, sneaked up next to Bone Demon, and whispered.

"Master?" Bone Essence looked at the fat man in front of her, and images of pork ears in red oil, pig's trotters in sauce, sweet and sour short ribs, etc. appeared in her mind. The pictures in her mind made her drool uncontrollably.

"Hey, yes, Mrs. Since we are all a family, well, Mrs., my old pig is still single, do you have a suitable little girl here, please tell me!" Zhu Bajie finally said His real purpose, although he got married once in Gao Laozhuang, he never even touched the bride's little hand.

Say girl to a pig?Could it be that he is looking for a mating sow?If she finds a mating sow for him, then she, Baihushan, will be able to breed the breeding industry, and then she will have endless pork.

Here, Bone Demon was worrying about Zhu Bajie's breeding partner, and on the other hand, Xiao Haitang did not let go of Tang Seng who was still explaining there.

"Elder Tang, the little lady sees that you are an eminent monk who came all the way from the Tang Dynasty, so you will leave the house for your children as a wedding house for you to live in, but you have insulted our village girls here. You!" When Shen Die squeezed over, what she saw was Xiao Haitang questioning Tang Seng aggressively.

After looking at Baigujing and Tang Seng up and down, Shen Die is [-]% sure that nothing out of order has happened between the two of them.At first, I thought I could finally see Tang Seng's deeds like Fa Hai, but it turned out that nothing really happened.

"Haitang!" Shen Die interrupted what Haitang was about to say.

Sun Wukong, who had been standing aside holding the golden cudgel, looked suspiciously at Shen Die who suddenly appeared, he couldn't even see her prototype.However, this is not the point now, the point is that their journey to learn from the West now seems to be really suspended.

"Sister, let's go home first. I hope everyone present don't talk about this kind of thing. After all, if this kind of thing gets out, my sister will really have to die." Shen Die pretended to wipe it with a handkerchief. With the tears of existence, he picked up the bone spirit who was thinking about how to find a good sow for Zhu Bajie to breed, and ran away in a hurry.

"All benefactors, the poor monk really didn't do anything disrespectful to that girl just now. According to Buddhist scriptures, color is emptiness, and emptiness is color..." Tang Seng, whose face turned pale from anxiety, continued to refute with all his strength. He had never experienced anything between men and women. , and I don't know how to explain this kind of thing that didn't happen at all.

In any case, Tang Seng and his party, who planned to continue westward the next day, were trapped in Baihu Mountain.

"My ancestor, what on earth are you thinking? It's okay to go to see the meat you raised in captivity, but you even slept with him as a pillow all night. Why didn't you take a bite?" Tang Sengrou and the Bone Demon who wanted to help Zhu Bajie find a mating sow, Shen Die hated iron but not steel, and didn't know if it was right to resolve all her previous grievances when she was her butterfly bone.

"Xiao Die's suggestion is good. Why didn't I think of it at the time? Why don't I go to sleep with the meat product today, and take a bite by the way. Anyway, you said that the raw fish is pretty good."

……

In the small black room, Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Sand Monk, and several people looked at each other in blank dismay.The village demons who were simple and kind the day before became vicious one by one today, and locked them all into the small black room.

Although it was their own fault, he really didn't mind locking up only the culprit. ——Zhu Bajie

In any case, he believed that his master would not do such a thing, but it was a matter of a girl's reputation, so it was better for him not to talk nonsense. —— Drifting

If he had known that there was still a long way to go, even if he was asked to spend another 500 years at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, he would not accept this drudgery.It's nothing more than fighting a monster, but you still have to fight a banshee, Bodhisattva, you have hurt my grandson. ——Monkey King

To be a teacher, to be a teacher, is really unfair. ——Tang Seng

That night--

"8820, is the eating of meat you said literally eating meat? If so, I will make a puppet to let it quietly cut off a piece of meat." Shen was really stumped by this task. Die lay down on the stone table in despair.Tang Seng has Sun Wukong by his side, the former male god, and now the evil star, she really dare not provoke him.

"Eating meat is eating meat. Is there any other meaning?" The pure 8820 said innocently.

"Forget it, forget it, let's die. Tonight, in the name of discussing the marriage between Tang Seng and Bai Gujing, I will invite him here alone, give him some ecstasy incense, and cut off a small piece of meat for him to eat." She ate." She slapped the table hard, and she couldn't believe it, those Tang Monk meats in TV dramas that she couldn't eat no matter how hard she tried would stump her.This time, she didn't wash or remove the hair with hot water, so she just cut off a piece and gave it to the Bone Essence to swallow. Wouldn't that work?

Good luck. ——8820

"Brother Monkey, do you think it would be detrimental to Master if Miss Shen asked Master to leave alone?" Zhu Bajie was concerned about Tang Seng's situation once in a while.

Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie, who hadn't wiped off the oil on his mouth, and curled his lips in disgust, "If you hadn't yelled the matter to everyone, we would be in such a predicament now? Stupid pig!"

"Eldest brother, why don't you say that to second senior brother, he was too shocked at the time. But, senior brother, why do we stay in this hut obediently, the lock on the door can't trap us at all. " Drifting didn't understand that with the abilities of the three of them, there was no need to stay in this room obediently. Why did the elder brother, who has always been the most flexible mind, stay here obediently?

"Do you think my old grandson doesn't want to go out? Don't you look at what is pasted on the outside of the window and the door?!" Speaking of this Monkey King, his toothache hurts when he is locked in this room. He wanted to get out of his body to explore the bottom of Baihu Mountain, but just as he was about to fly out of the window, he saw the words "If you come out, you are a prostitute" written in black and white outside.

He is the majestic Monkey King, how can he bear the name of a prostitute who has never even touched a female monkey's hand? !I thought it was just pasted on the window, but I didn’t see it when I went another way, but he found that not only the window, but even the roof was pasted, it was so pissed off!

"Who came up with this idea? It's too vicious." Drifting saw the writing outside the window, and couldn't help taking a few steps back, "Then senior brother, what should we do? If Master is in danger, can we Why don't you come out of this room and just watch?"

"Relax, if they want to attack Master, they don't need to be so troublesome. At present, it seems that the worst result is to let Master stay as a son-in-law." I don't know what came to mind, Monkey King suddenly laughed maliciously .

Zhu Bajie, who wanted to say something more, looked at Monkey King's smile and didn't dare to say anything. He hugged his empty stomach and fell asleep drowsily.

White Tiger Cave

"Elder Tang, please sit down." Shen Dieyu said to Tang Seng with a smile, "I have stayed in the small black room for a day. Compared with Elder Tang, I haven't eaten anything all day. There are some vegetarian snacks here. They are from my house. My sister made it herself, the elder might as well taste it."

Hearing what Shen Die said, Tang Seng, who had intended to take a piece, was frightened and dared not move, "Thank you for your kindness, the poor monk is not hungry, not hungry."

"Since Elder Tang is not hungry, let's get straight to the point."

The author has something to say: cut it, cut it, monks can’t use it, but if it’s cut there, will the taste be too strong?

sin, sin...