[Comprehensive] This is absolutely stunning

As the saying goes, green bamboo has a snake's mouth, and a wasp's tail has needles behind it. Both are not poisonous, but the most poisonous to a woman's heart.

"Xiao Die, you have always been well-informed and knowledgeable, and you are better than me, who only knows how to cultivate in a cave. How do you think this Tang Sanzang should eat?" The Bone Demon's serious look made Shen Die unconsciously feel a little guilty. Get up, let you run the train with your mouth full, let you run the train with your mouth full, let you bring over the bad habit of dry sales!

"Sister, I heard that Tang Monk meat is a great tonic. We must study how to eat it, and don't waste it." Shen Die flickered, while flashing Buddha's Wall, Braised Pork, and Hot Pot Pork in his mind. , sweet and sour pork, skewers, meat buns and other meat practices.However, she has no objection to applying these practices to pigs, but she really disagrees with them from the bottom of her heart.

Although there was a practice of changing children to eat in ancient times, it was a forced situation after all, but now she wants to eat Tang Seng under the protection of Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk with only three lines. I pray for my three-legged cat's kung fu.

"Xiao Die is right. Tang Monk's meat can't be wasted. We must make sure that every piece of meat is used to its full potential." The simple white bone spirit nodded, expressing deep agreement.

My dear, why do I have a sense of déjà vu of killing and dismembering corpses.

"Wait, sister, I think eating Tang Seng's meat needs a long-term plan. I heard that Tang Seng has three apprentices, and each of these three apprentices has a lot of background. His big apprentice is Sun Wukong. 500 years ago, he was a task that even the Jade Emperor could not help , even Tathagata Buddha just put him under Wuzhi Mountain. His second apprentice was originally the marshal of the canopy in the sky. His greatest hobby was beauties, followed by eating, and he was best at making trouble. The third apprentice Sha Wujing , it turned out to be the general of the shutter in the sky, although he is the most useless of the three, but he is especially good at moving rescuers." On the blackboard made by the little demons in class, Shen Die sat down obediently with her own chalk. The bone spirit at the table analyzed the situation in front of him.

Although his cultivation level is very high, but because of his obsession with cultivation and lack of experience in the world, the Bone Demon has a trace of innocence, a trace of childlike cruelty, "In this case, I will tie them up and eat them all. Xiaodie, Don't you want to taste the taste of monkey brain for a long time? This time, my sister will add two spoonfuls of spicy peppers for you. There is also the name of Zhu Wuneng, which sounds very delicious. We can try to make Jinhua ham. However, Don’t eat that sand monk, he sounds like a lot of sand, but we can’t waste it, let him continue rolling the door curtain, don’t you really like the song rolling the door curtain?”

(The allusion to Monkey Brain: "Auntie, Auntie, this tofu brain you invented is really delicious, tender and smooth, much better than the chicken brains I ate before."

"Well, eat more if it tastes good. I think the bean brains made from the beans grown in Huangdou are even more delicious than monkey brains."

Well, Xiaodie likes to eat monkey brains, so make a note, she must catch a monkey in the future.

The allusion of the rolling door curtain: "The engraving is good, the heart between each brow, and the thought between the paintings, the ink is stained..."

"Auntie, Auntie, this song is nice, but it's still not as good as the song you called us at first. I still like the previous one better."

"You have no mood, you just ruined the song of rolling beaded curtains, go and continue to wear the curtains for me!"

Xiaodie has a strange preference for rolling the door curtain, but forget it, she is a part of her body, if she likes rolling the door curtain, just roll it. )

Shen Die: "I..."

Exhausted--

In any case, in order to complete the task, in order for the White Bone Essence to eat Tang Monk's meat smoothly, the whole White Tiger Mountain was busy up and down.

In order to avoid the possibility of eating rice steamed pork and roujiamo, Mai Jing and Mi Jing got busy. They wanted to grow the best and best wheat and the best rice, so that they could be used at any time. Accessories to prepare.

In order to have the best porcelain to hold the most precious food in the world, Cheng Jing's ancient paintings are using good brush and ink to describe the ceramic patterns to be fired.

While the other little demons are busy cleaning up, they must not let the Tang monk's meat get a little polluted.In short, in order to welcome the arrival of Tang Sengrou, their entire Baihu Mountain was completely renewed inside and out.

"Wukong, all of us have been walking for a long time, and there is smoke curling up in front of us, which looks like someone's house, why don't we go and beg for a drink." Tang Sanzang kept wiping his sweat with his sleeves. The weather is too hot, I hope there are kind-hearted people in front of them who can give them a rest.

"Yes, senior brother, let's go to the front and rest. We've been walking for a long time, but we haven't even drank any saliva." When Tang Sanzang said that he wanted to rest, Zhu Bajie put his nine-toothed rake away. The whole person drooped down and did not take a step.

Drifting wiped the sweat from his brow, and put down the burden he had been carrying all along, "Brother, master and second brother are tired, let's stay here and take a rest."

Looking at the tired master and younger brother, Sun Wukong scratched his head, "Master, wait a moment, let my old grandson check the situation ahead to see if there are any monsters."

Tang Seng kept wiping the sweat off his head, and nodded weakly. He only hoped that his group could meet a kind person who would let them rest for a while.

"Hey, let me say big brother, here is beautiful mountains and clear waters, and there are villages inhabited in front of it. It doesn't look like there are monsters, let's go together!" Upon hearing Monkey King, he went to the front to explore the road again , Zhu Bajie who was sitting on the rock suddenly became unhappy, what if those villagers really had something good to let that monkey eat all of them, "And master, brother monkey looks so scary, if you put those What should the villagers do if they are frightened?"

"Forget it, forget it, Wukong, I don't think there is much danger ahead, let's all go there together." Tang Seng looked at his apprentice's strange appearance, and felt a little worried in his heart.

"Master——" Sun Wukong, who couldn't resist his master's order, grinned at the idiot hiding behind him, don't think that he doesn't know what's going on in this stupid pig's head, he just knows to eat, eat, eat, and sooner or later he will get fat can't move.

Just when Tang Sanzang stepped into the boundary of Baihu Mountain, Shen Die and others knew all their every move.Speaking of it, it is thanks to Park Gongying's contribution, her children and grandchildren are all over the mountains and plains, there is no gossip about the troubles in Baihu Mountain that she doesn't know.

"Your Majesty, Auntie. Pooh, Miss Bai, Miss Shen, Tang Monk and his disciples have already entered our Baihu Mountain boundary, and everything is under our control." Pu Gongying replied in a vague manner.

Shen Die and Bone Demon looked at each other, and they smiled tacitly.

"Baihu Village?" Looking at the words on the stone tablet, Tang Seng read with a smile, "Wukong, look at how powerful this word is, and it also has a sense of righteousness. It is really a rare good word."

(Baihu Village - from the hands of Zhubi)

"Master, this word is really good, and the people in this village must be right!" Zhu Bajie, who is the most flattering, immediately agreed.

"Hey—" He bared his teeth at Zhu Bajie, but Monkey King didn't speak.

"Hey, where did you come from?" A fat doll made of ginseng essence appeared at the entrance of the village with its waist up.

Tang Seng had never seen such a pleasing doll on his way, he couldn't help squatting down to get close to such a fat and white doll, "Little benefactor, we are monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, I don't know Can the little benefactor allow us to rest here and give us some fasting meals."

"Hey, master, get up quickly, he is not a small benefactor, he is a monster, he is a ginseng spirit!" Sun Wukong saw the prototype of Ren Shen with his piercing eyes, and hurriedly protected Tang Seng behind him.

"Wow! Monsters! Father, mother, there are fairies in our village, a monkey spirit, a pig demon and a long-haired monster, the one that is even more powerful can't be seen from its original form!" Monkey King who blinked by himself, the little ginseng essence chose to beat him up.

"monster!"

"Father, hurry up and get everyone to come up with something, we'll kick them out!" Ren Shenniang (Baitanghua) yelled.

"Hey, son, mother, I'm going to call everyone, you have to hold on first!" Ren Shen's father (the locust tree spirit) said heavily.

Looking at the villagers running around in the village, Tang Seng glared fiercely at Monkey King, who was as aggressive as he was, "Don't panic, everyone, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. As for these strange-looking people It’s my disciple. This is the poor monk’s clearance document, please check it.”

"Monk?"

"Is there a clearance document?"

"It's human!"

Baihu Village

"This benefactor, can I have another bowl of porridge? The porridge you cook is so delicious, I don't know if the benefactor can get married?" He groaned and ate the porridge in his bowl, and Zhu Bajie's eyes were gone. Get away from Haitang who just served him porridge.

The little ginseng spirit who had been holding on to Begonia's legs stepped on Zhu Bajie fiercely, "Fat pig, this is my mother, you are not allowed to think of my mother!"

Tang Seng, who just ate a few mouthfuls of porridge sweetly, shook his head helplessly when he heard what his second apprentice said, "Don't blame the female benefactor, it's because the poor monk didn't teach well, and the poor monk will definitely teach it strictly in the future."

"The elder speaks too seriously." Haitang said gently, but her eyes did not leave Zhu Bajie's ears.This dead fat pig, after the king and his aunt are done, she must cut off his mouth and feed it to the wolf, "However, why doesn't Elder Sun eat it, because he thinks the farm food is vulgar?"

"Hey! You fairy, what kind of heart do you have?"

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