Humanoids on the way to upgrade [Comprehensive British and American]

Which psychiatric hospital did the patients escape from?

Zoe stared at the unknown object on the ground and said, "You seem to have lost your lower body."

"It doesn't matter if you lose it, it will grow back anyway." The man with two swords propped his head on the ground with one hand angrily. If he had legs, this posture would have been quite provocative. I want to grow two legs again, and I have to grow another pair of balls, I don’t know if the ones that grow out this time will be bigger..."

The man with two swords was lost in thought.

Zoe: "..."

Which mental patient has such a pornographic style?

Zooey took a step back to stay away from this psychopath. She held the hamster rolling ball in her right hand and the wire cage in her left hand and asked, "Who are you? Why are you here?"

"Brother is the most popular character in Marvel—the handsome and handsome Deadpool, you haven't heard my name?" The man with two swords winked at Zoe, "As for why he appeared here, of course It's a secret that can't be told, Tony Sweetie."

Zoe noticed that the huge wound on Deadpool's waist had stopped bleeding. Her eyesight was very good, and she could even see tiny granulation squirming in the cross-section of his body. He probably has some kind of super self-healing physique. Speed ​​recovery visible to the naked eye.

Zoe has seen reports of this kind of people with supernatural powers in the newspaper news. Among them is a mutant Wolverine who has been active since the last century. Many newspapers have reported on this mutant with great reputation. Man, his ability is super healing.

In this world where people with abnormal abilities are rampant, it is not uncommon for a few strange people with psychopathy or superpowers to suddenly appear.

Even Zoe herself is a human being with special abilities.

When the two robbers tied Zoe to the roof, they locked the door leading to the roof. Now the iron door was cracked violently. Natasha broke through the door. She took off her high heels and took a With a pitch-black pistol, she strode towards Zoe with her skirt flying.

Bruce Wayne was actually following behind her, and Zooey hurriedly adjusted her facial expressions and entered the acting state.

"You shouldn't have taken the button off, my dear," said Natasha hoarsely.

Zoe was holding the hamster rolling ball in one hand and carrying the wire cage in the other—if she changed the props, she might be able to cosplay the Statue of Liberty. Bruce actually laughed when he saw her in this shape.

Zooey couldn't figure out if it was time to continue acting under the current situation. She glanced at Bruce and then at Natasha.

"Look who I saw again?" Deadpool lying in a pool of blood said in an exaggerated tone, "Oh my God, it's Gotham's little prince Brussie baby! Tony, you collided with his avatar!"

"Why is this guy here?" Natasha stepped on Deadpool's mouth, telling him to shut up.

"You know him?" Zooey said in surprise, "I thought he was a psycho who escaped from some mental hospital."

"It's not crazy, but it's almost the same as crazy." Natasha said, "He just happened to be on the most wanted list of SHIELD some time ago. We are hunting him down, but we didn't expect him to throw himself into the trap."

Deadpool screamed: "Forgive me, beauty, I really didn't know that the cargo was escorted by your S.H.I.E.L.D.! The people who hired me actually concealed the information. I have already killed them. This is really true." I didn't do it on purpose!"

Natasha aimed the gun at Deadpool's head expressionlessly, and pulled the trigger without hesitation.The special pistol made only a small sound, and Deadpool's head fell limply to the side after being shot.

Zoe watched helplessly as black and red plasma splashed from the bullet hole in his head, staining her suit pants again.

"He can't die, destroying his brain can only make him unconscious for a short while, he's too noisy, I need him to shut up." Natasha put down her pistol and said softly.

The way Zooey looked at her could be said to be terrified, and what surprised her even more was that Bruce Wayne, a playboy, had a very calm expression, and even nodded to her when Zooey looked over.

"He knows you're a fake." Natasha said bluntly, and Zooey could hear a trace of annoyance in her voice.

Bruce looked at Zoe with scrutiny in his eyes, and he said in a low voice: "No, I didn't realize it at the first time. You played really well. You are exactly the same as Tony—from appearance to tone."

Zooey faintly felt that Bruce was not just a simple rich second generation or playboy. Natasha probably didn't explain her identity to him in detail. Zooey could clearly feel the emotional fluctuations emanating from Bruce, which was doubtful. with mistrust.

"How do you know I'm here?" Zooey asked curiously.

"Bruce saw you being taken away, and I put a spare signal transmitter on your cuff, it will send your location to my mobile phone every three seconds, which allows me to accurately locate you .” Natasha simply explained.

She is really not an easy woman, at least Zoe has never discovered that there is an electronic monitoring device hidden in the folds of her cuffs, and she doesn't even know when this device was put in.

Zoe is a dedicated and professional actress. She has passed several qualification examinations of the Ministry of Magic. After graduating from high school in the United States, she almost returned to England to become an Auror, so she has relatively professional tracking and anti-stalking skills, but these skills It's obviously not enough to look at Natasha, and what's more, Zoe's systematic learning is only about tracking and anti-tracking when dealing with wizards, and she doesn't understand the methods of ordinary humans.Zoe wouldn't have been so easily exposed if Natasha hadn't happened to meet Bruce Wayne in the process of tracking her down and had a showdown with him.

"Two robbers rushed into the bathroom and took me away, we went to the roof, one of them spoke into the walkie-talkie, let the helicopter come, their purpose is to kidnap 'Tony Stark', the helicopter should wait It'll be here in a while." Zooey said, picked up the watch that the robber dropped on the ground, and handed it to Natasha.

Natasha played with it carefully for a while with great interest.

"This is a walkie-talkie. It looks quite high-tech. The forces behind these two robbers are not simple." She said.

Natasha looked around and asked doubtfully, "Where did those two robbers go?"

Zoe showed embarrassingly the hamster and weasel in her hands: "That's what I'm carrying."

Natasha: "..."

Bruce's face changed slightly: "The ability to change the form of life forms?"

"Don't worry, I'll change them back." Zoe paused, and couldn't help but suggest, "Why don't we use the plan and let them tie me to the helicopter, so we can find out who is going to kill Tonys?" Tucker do it."

"Honey, this action has nothing to do with this mission. We don't do unprepared things, and we don't fight unprepared battles." Natasha patted Zoe's shoulder, "Bruce will take you back to the banquet hall, Then you leave in the driver's car, and I'll take care of the rest."

"Okay." Zooey was a little disappointed, "What about the hamster and weasel?"

"You take it first." Natasha rubbed her forehead, then she seemed to remember something, and said to Zooey, "Can you make Deadpool easier to carry? He's also in your custody."

"Okay, no problem." Zooey waved the man with two knives lying in a pool of blood into a half-length little gecko, put it in his pocket, and cleaned the blood stains on the ground along the way.

She was sorted into Gryffindor by the Sorting Hat for a reason, she was naturally adventurous and never lacked for courage.Zoe once ran into the Forbidden Forest at night, and was bitten by an unknown bug, and her arm was swollen to three times its usual thickness.Holding a bottle of butterbeer brought back from Hogsmeade, Harry went to visit her in the medical wing and said worriedly, "Please Zoe, don't always take the initiative to go into dangerous places."

—as if he himself was not adventurous.

Then Ms. Pomfrey shooed Harry away like a chick, on the grounds that patients were not allowed to drink alcoholic beverages.

This time too, Zoe didn't know the origin of the people who wanted to kidnap Tony Stark, but she was eager to find out the motives of these people, so she proposed a risky and bold idea, The result was of course rejected by Natasha.

Bruce led the way, and Zoe followed him down the stairs with a droopy face.

"How do I call you?" Bruce glanced at Zooey, "You are using Tony's face now, it would be strange to call you Tony directly."

Zooey raised her eyes slightly, realizing that he was actually talking nonsense, but there was nothing worth hiding her name, after all, the two of them would not have much interaction in the future, and Zooey also believed that no one could treat her with her own ability. create a threat.

"Zoe." She told Bruce her name without much hesitation.

Bruce had a delicate expression, "Zoe seems to be a female name?"

"I'm a woman." Zooey saw Bruce's body stiffen as she wished.

……

"Ah..." Standing in front of the door of Tony Stark's ultra-luxurious sea view villa, Zoe couldn't help but sighed again.

Zooey couldn’t count how many times this was the first time she sighed today.

The door of the villa opened, and Jarvis' voice came out of nowhere, "Welcome back, Miss Zoe."

The effect of the compound decoction on Zoe's body has been lifted. She is wearing a baggy suit and oversized shoes on her feet, and she staggers into the villa.

The light in the living room was on. Tony was lying on the sofa, eating potato chips while watching "Animal World" on TV. Magazines were spread out at his feet, and his clothes, T-shirts, shirts and vests were thrown in a mess. On the ground, there were more than one can of beer on the small table in the living room.

S.H.I.E.L.D. only told her to cure Tony, but didn't tell her to work as a part-time nanny!But for the sake of food and lodging, Zooey endured it. Who told her to run out of rental houses.

"Jarvis, shouldn't you let the robot vacuum clean up the living room?" Zooey stepped on a banana peel when she entered the door, and she slid a long way like a skateboard. She saw the messy indoor environment , is on the verge of collapse.

"Mr. Stark said that the sound of the robot's work affected him watching TV, and he was not allowed to clean the living room." Jarvis said.

Tony didn't even bother to get up, and when he heard Zooey's voice, he just greeted lazily: "You're back, why does the suit not fit so well?" He turned his head and saw the hamster and weasel in Zooey's hands , "Oh, do you want to bring small animals back to raise? Is there a new member in the family?"

"I don't want to come back at all!" Zooey was in a frenzy. With a wave of her hand, all the garbage clothes were sorted out automatically, the floor and tabletops that had been sprinkled with beer were restored to cleanliness, and the plastic bags in the trash can jumped after being packed. into the arms of the waste disposal bin outside.

Zoe threw the hamster rolling ball and the iron cage onto the balcony. The hamster was shocked and pushed the rolling ball and kept running, and the weasel kept scratching the wire cage in horror.

Tony stretched out his finger to tease it, and the weasel jumped up and down fiercely in the cage, trying to bite his hand.

Zoe made a transparent glass box, threw the little gecko in her pocket into it, and closed the lid tightly.She saw that the body of the little gecko, which was still in a coma, has basically recovered, and now there is only a tail that has not grown out.

Zoe went to a room upstairs to change into her regular clothes, and then came down with a cauldron.

The moment Tony saw the cauldron, his expression changed.

"I don't take medicine!" Tony protested loudly.

"How can you be better without taking medicine?" Zoe showed a devilish smile. She scooped up a large spoonful of green unknown liquid from the pot with a spoon. Tony could even see the almost materialized stench floating on the green liquid. .

"That's not medicine at all! It's the smell of canned durian herring, stinky tofu, and blue cheese. I saw you put cockroach feet, snail shells, mouse tails, beetle eyes, and sea urchin guts in it! That's Poison, medicine!" Tony said brokenly, "You don't want to cure my amnesia, you want to kill me!"

"Hey, don't force me to pour the medicine into your stomach with my own hands." Zooey walked towards Tony with a grim expression, holding a bowl full of green potion, "You think the medicine I made is terrible, that's Because you haven't had the potion brewed by Severus Snape."

That night, there were shrill screams in billionaire Tony Stark's luxurious sea view villa.

The author has something to say: The Little Prince of Gotham: So I went to the bathroom with a lady? ? ?

Cheap: So I was turned into a lizard? ? ?

Nini: So I was drugged by a vicious woman like this? ? ?

Robber duo: talking, speechless qaq, trembling ing