Humanoids on the way to upgrade [Comprehensive British and American]

Tony was finished with the drug, nestled on the sofa like a salted fish lying in the sky pie, staring blankly at the ceiling.

He belched, and a string of dark green bubbles spit out from his mouth.

"... What kind of strange special effect is this?" Tony watched as the bubbles he spit out burst into pieces in the air.

"It's normal for this to happen," Zoe said. "Some medicines will spray steam from the ears and nostrils after drinking. If you want, I can let you try it now."

Tony: "...no thanks."

"Have you had dinner yet?" Zooey frowned and looked at him.

Tony said lazily: "Eat, Jarvis ordered pizza. The pizza from that place is terrible, the crust is too thick, and the delivery is slow. I will never order food from them again."

"How do you feel now? Is there any sign of memory recovery? Did the reaction speed improve during the nerve test today?" Zoe took out a notebook from her pocket and began to record.

"They said that my reaction speed has recovered, and I myself feel that my thinking is much faster than before," Tony hiccupped again, and dark green bubbles floated to his head, "but there is no sign of memory recovery, what am I I can't recall anything. It's strange that I can clearly recite Einstein's theory of relativity, and write a mechanical treatise without difficulty, yet have no memory of my own life."

"There are many uncertainties in magic, and even wizards themselves cannot grasp all its mysteries." Zoe closed the notebook, "We can be sure that your physical condition is developing in a good direction-at most one more Week, and you'll be healed."

"Oh," Tony said, "that would be great, because I can't stand being a fool for not knowing anything. You said I had some really good friends, didn't you? I can't remember now." When I woke up and got along with them, I couldn’t even remember their faces and names.”

He was obviously a little irritable, and Zooey could understand his feelings very well.Because Tony has been receiving treatment in this villa for the past few days, the closed environment undoubtedly makes his spirit more easily stimulated-this is not conducive to his recovery.It is best for Tony to maintain a healthy diet and a happy body and mind, which will be more conducive to his recovery.

"I'm really sorry, Tony." Zooey said after being quiet for a while, "My spell has caused you so much harm, even though it wasn't my intention, but the damage has been done, and I can now It's just trying to restore your memory as quickly as possible."

Tony glanced at her, "You apologized to me so seriously all of a sudden... I just got a little annoyed here, so I complained a few words - when will this damn aftereffect of medicine go away?" He couldn't help but hit again A hiccup, "You said that I smashed your rental house when I fell, we're even, and I'll compensate you for what you damaged... After I remember the password of the bank card."

"Then now I have another reason for you to recover as soon as possible, for the huge compensation from billionaire Tony Stark." Zoe's mouth curled into a faint smile.

"What about after I recover?" Tony asked very quickly.

"What?" Zooey didn't hear clearly.

"What about after I recover?" Tony asked again, this time he spoke slowly and clearly, "I mean, you said before that you are a wizard, and your group doesn't want to be discovered by ordinary people, but I am an ordinary person, so that I will not discover your secrets, you cast magic on me. But now you have told me the secrets of your ethnic group, what are you going to do after my memory recovers? Delete it again Or modify my memory?"

Zoe didn't expect Tony to be worried about this. After thinking carefully for a while, she replied rationally: "It depends on the opinions of SHIELD and the Magical Congress of America. SHIELD will not allow wizards to use magic to manipulate your brain." Yes, and the risk of the Oblivion Charm is too great. After a person is under the Oblivion Charm many times, the spell can cause irreversible damage to the brain, so we have been avoiding it. And you and I spend too much time together Yes, I cast magic in front of you almost every day, if you want to modify your memory, it means that our spells will be very powerful."

The implication is that if Tony's brain cannot withstand the magical invasion, it will bring some small sequelae, such as slow response and forgetfulness.No matter what kind of sequelae, it is an injury to Tony.

"So I don't have to have my memory wiped?" Tony muttered, "Thank God, I don't want to have my memory played by some weird people, it will make me very angry-although I probably don't remember it afterwards .”

"We have the No-Maj Protection Act - No-Majs are non-magical ordinary people - and some actions that seriously hurt No-Maj are not allowed. In fact, because of putting a spell on you, I almost Go to jail." Zooey saw Tony's eyes gradually widen, "The person who interrogated me originally wanted me to go to jail, but I was relatively big and I was able to atone for my crimes, so he gave up that idea."

"You have a big background?" Tony asked with great interest.

"That's right." Zooey took an apple from the table and tried to peel it with magic, but accidentally crushed it into fruit puree. She moved the fruit puree to the trash can in frustration, and continued, "I I don’t have a big background, but I have a group of friends who can be called powerful—er, actually they can’t be called powerful, but they...or he is very famous, so famous in the wizarding world No one knows, no one knows.”

That man is Harry Potter.

The Dark Lord once set off a bloodbath throughout Europe in his most powerful period. Although it is not as good as Grindelwald and Hitler's worldwide war, this snake-faced man has indeed brought great panic to the wizards living in Europe. , his disciples fled to northern Europe because of fear of what he did, and they were still hunted down by him.Harry killed the Dark Lord, ended the fear in the hearts of all wizards, he was a savior in people's hearts, he was popular among the younger generation, and if he wanted to, he would be at the top of the Ministry of Magic sooner or later.But Harry has always been a simple person, he just wants to be himself, even so, the Ministry of Magic has to consider Harry's influence.

By the way, Zoe also played a lot in the final battle at Hogwarts, and she is still a member of the Order of the Phoenix.Even after leaving Hogwarts for many years, she never cut off her connection with the British wizarding world. She even took a half-year break from Fox High School when Harry left Hogwarts to search for Horcruxes, and returned to England to help her friends.

After the Magic Congress of the United States sent someone to arrest Zoe, the British Minister of Magic personally wrote a letter, hoping that they would punish Zoe leniently. The Magic Congress had to consider the diplomatic impact, so they completely gave up on Zoe. .

"I didn't expect you to be a related household." Tony teased.

Zoe said: "Basically, an elder with whom I have a good relationship is the Minister of the British Ministry of Magic, which is the highest and most powerful official position in the British wizarding world." She shrugged, "Every time I get into trouble I remember how good my dear friends are, because they are always good—to get into trouble with me."

"Seeing magic makes me feel amazing." Tony stared at the automatically peeled apple in mid-air without blinking, and Zooey struggled to control his strength, "There are so many unknowns in this world. Until now, I've always believed in some mystical things - except maybe magic, I'm a materialist, because before I met you, I could never have imagined that a teacup could turn into a live squirrel. I mean That is to say, before this, I believed that there were aliens outside the earth, and I would only believe it if there was some scientific basis-I have never seen magic. Magic is obviously a completely different system from science, and I I have used laboratory instruments to analyze the dregs of the potion you gave me, and found that the ingredients in it are mainly necrotic tissues of animals and plants... How do these things produce the effect of curing diseases? My instruments The chemical composition inside cannot be detected at all... Maybe I can find a way to detect it in the future, but I..."

"Have you ever heard the saying that the more you know, the sooner you die." Seeing that Tony's eyes were full of curiosity, Zooey couldn't help warning, "Is this a common problem of scientists? Do you like to study something? You have lost your memory and haven’t given up on this bad habit.”

"No, no, no, it's not a bad habit, it's a virtue." Tony smiled, and he said softly, "It is precisely because of the desire to find out that human beings keep improving."

"Wizards probably won't delete your memory, so you should also be careful. I don't want to say anything more about this. It is not only the government that knows that wizards exist, but also some other weird organizations. They are threats. , don't let the Magic Congress see you as a threat." Zoe said seriously.

"I'm not an idiot who can't figure it out." Tony raised his lips and raised his eyebrows at her.

"..." Zoe complained, "Don't release your charm anymore. If you shave your beard and sit upright, it may still have some effect on me."

Tony was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly said, "Hey, I'm hungry."

"...Didn't you have dinner?" Zooey rolled her eyes.

"Can takeaway pizza be called dinner? Besides, his pizza is so bad, I threw it away after eating only three pieces!" Tony looked at her innocently with caramel-colored eyes.

"The calories you eat from eating three pieces of pizza are probably equivalent to a day's calories from a normal diet." Zoe glanced at Tony's belly, "It's not good to eat too much greasy food, you really should lose weight, I can feel that Your excess fat is shaking."

"How do you know I have excess fat?" Tony was wearing a loose black T-shirt today, and it was really hard to tell from his appearance that he had a little flesh on his stomach.

He smiled crookedly, "Are you paying attention to me?"

"...Guess." Zooey said blankly, "I'm not paying attention to you, I only like men with eight-pack abs."

Tony: "..."

——What’s so great about having abdominal muscles? Can he have money like me?

It was already 11 o'clock in the evening, and Zooey's stomach was rumbling, and she felt the hunger in her abdomen, and then suddenly remembered that she didn't eat much at the reception.

"Aren't you hungry too? Have a supper together." Tony suggested with a blink of an eye.

Zooey pouted, "Don't you just want me to cook more?"

She kicked on her slippers and walked to the kitchen. The refrigerator was empty, and a few cans of beer were thrown in it casually. This is not a refrigerator, it is clearly a trash can!

A tic-tac-toe exploded on Zoe's forehead. She held back her anger and struggled for a long time before finding a bag of pasta.

"Let's make do with something, let's make pasta with tomato and cheese." Zooey looked at the situation in the refrigerator and could only keep everything simple.

Tony followed into the kitchen. He rubbed his face and said, "I'll call tomorrow and have someone deliver some ingredients."

"You can still call people like this after losing your memory..." Zoe whispered.

Unexpectedly, Tony heard it. He leaned lazily on the door frame, folded his arms and said, "Who made me rich?"

"It's not your place to talk back to pasta!" Zoe said coldly.

Tony quickly raised his hands in surrender.

The author has something to say: really don’t rush to stand in line, maybe you can guess who the hero is _(:з」∠)_