Humanoids on the way to upgrade [Comprehensive British and American]

Zooey is a little panicked now.

Bruce Wayne was the first person she met at today's banquet who was relatively familiar with Tony, and Zoe often saw Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark sparring in the newspapers and lace news They choked each other and showed off their wealth together.

Especially when she was looking at Tony Stark's file just now, she found that S.H.I.E.L.D. had added emphasis to Bruce Wayne's file.

It means that this is a character that needs to be treated with caution.

Playboys probably always hate each other. Zooey can only infer how close the relationship between the two of them is from the information. Bruce's parents and Tony's parents used to be friends. There are also a lot of intersections, but after growing up, the communication has become less, and Zoe is not quite sure how much Bruce knows about Tony.

"Your face is really annoying as always," Zooey raised her eyebrows, "it hasn't become any more lovable after all these years."

"I'm not a hot girl, there's no need to please you, it's enough that others don't think I hate you." Bruce walked slowly to Zoe's side, chuckled and took a sip of champagne.

"You really feel good about yourself," Zoe said.

"Each to each other," Bruce said.

The red-haired beauty in a purple evening dress came in style, with small sequined skirts swaying, Bruce whistled, and immediately came forward with a glass of wine, smiling: "Maybe I can buy you a drink?"

"Of course." Natasha gulped down the champagne, her lipstick imprinted a circle on the rim of the goblet, she winked at Bruce charmingly, and said, "I'm going to borrow my boss for a while. "

Natasha stepped on Zooey's arm and walked to an unobtrusive corner of the banquet hall. A waiter ran over with a towel to wipe the wine stains on Zooey's suit.

"Thank you, I'll do it myself." Just as Zooey was about to get the towel, Natasha had already taken over the job of the waiter.

"My current identity is your assistant." Natasha has a faint scent of perfume on her body, and she looks so charming in helping the man arrange his clothes so patiently and carefully... It's a pity that she is Stark's assistant!

The above are the psychological activities of most men present.

"You've behaved well, and you're a good candidate for an agent." Natasha helped Zoe straighten her bow tie. "However, I must remind you not to have too much contact with Bruce Wayne."

The last sentence was a serious warning. Zooey thought about it carefully for a while, and felt that Natasha was afraid that she would reveal too many flaws.Or, Bruce Wayne is a playboy, but not a fool.

"I understand." Zoe said, "Are you trying to absorb me into your organization and become an honorable member of it? If so, it's okay, I don't have the ambition to be an agent."

Natasha heard Zooey's question, patted her cheek gently, and said, "Good boy, you're thinking too much."

Zooey shrugged her shoulders and said in a low voice, "I am now a man in the shell, but a woman in the inside. Don't you find it strange that you and I are so intimate?"

"You're so funny." Natasha laughed inexplicably. She stood on tiptoe and whispered in her ear, "It's an hour."

Zoe was startled. She looked down at the advanced custom watch on her wrist, and found that in 5 minutes, she would have to drink the compound decoction for an hour. If she didn't drink the potion in time, her disguise would be damaged. will be lifted.

"Excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom." Zooey nodded to Natasha, turned and left.

Zoe received the admission notice at the age of 11 and entered Hogwarts' Gryffindor College. During her four years of study at the school, she won the first place in the school, violated school rules, broke through the Forbidden Forest, and fought wits with Slytherin Fight bravely and fight with your friends against the Dark Lord and his lackeys.After dropping out of school and immigrating to the United States, she still did not give up magic, and passed several wizard qualification exams through self-study. Every summer vacation when she was studying at Fox Middle School, she would travel around the world for various adventures.

Zoe has always been at the top of her peers, she has had setbacks but never failed.

But now, Zoe will face the biggest test of her 18-year life.

"Nimma, why do men need to pee in this position?" Zooey stared at her crotch... No, it should be Tony Stark's crotch.

Because she is using Tony's body now!

Polyjuice Potion is a kind of magical magic potion, magic is the ability to do things that ordinary science cannot.Polyjuice Potion can completely simulate another person's body, even a tattoo on a person's body can be completely simulated.So after Zoe drank the compound soup containing Tony Stark's hair, she had an extra hole in her chest, an extra belly in her lower abdomen, and even a lump of meat under her crotch.

When Zoe had just finished transforming, Natasha stared at the hole in her chest and thought for a long time. Finally, she stuffed a light bulb disguised as an ark reactor into it, and said, "If you want to install it, you have to install the whole set."

If Zoe took off her clothes, others would find the chest of "Tony Stark" shining under the suit.

Zoe stared at the urinal in the men's room and fell into a battle between heaven and man. She remembered that the man's peeing posture was probably, um... um? ? !

But she has no experience and the urinal is so small, what should I do if I urinate crookedly?Although stains can be removed by magic, it is always uncomfortable to pee on the bottom of your trousers.

Zooey regretted it very much, very very regretful!She shouldn't be drinking so much!Alcohol had little effect on her ability to judge, but it made her unable to escape the influence of biological needs.

The toilet door opened with a creak, and Zooey turned her head vigilantly, only to find Bruce Wayne walking in unsteadily.

Zoe: "...?!"

"The wine hasn't been wiped off yet? You're out of luck." Bruce sneered.

Zooey: "... wipe it off, I just came to the toilet."

"Oh." Bruce walked over to the men's urinal and started to undo his belt.

Zooey turned pale with fright. She panicked for a few seconds. With a flash of inspiration, she turned her head and entered the toilet cubicle, closing the cubicle door firmly.

She glanced at the watch on her hand, and in about 3 minutes, the compound decoction will start to lose its effect, and she will turn into a girl, and then go to the toilet, and drink the compound decoction after going to the toilet Go back to being Tony Stark and you should be fine.

Zoe was sitting on the toilet seat anxiously waiting for the Polyjuice Potion to wear off, when she heard Bruce's voice outside, and the man said in the usual flat tone, "Are you constipated, Tony?"

...you're fucking constipated!

Zooey felt that her facial features began to melt, and her hair gradually grew longer, and the tips of her hair slowly dyed red.

"Can you go out if you finish peeing?" she said angrily, trying to maintain a male voice.

"No problem." Standing outside, Bruce shrugged his shoulders and walked out of the men's room.He frowned slightly, feeling that Tony's voice seemed to be a little... thin?

Zoe finally waited until the effects of the compound decoction wore off and went to the toilet.She took out a thermos cup from the pocket of the suit that had cast the space extension spell, and took out a transparent glass tube, which contained a few dark brown hairs.Zoe added Tony's hair to the compound decoction, and the potion slowly bubbled and turned brown.She raised her head and took a big gulp of the potion. Tony's Polyjuice Potion tasted like chocolate donuts, and it wasn't bad.

Zoe put the thermos away panting heavily. The deformation process was painful. Her fingers and throat seemed to be melting. Her long red hair retracted into her scalp one by one and turned dark brown. For women The suit jacket, which was too large for the time being, was also propped up again.

She pushed open the toilet cubicle door, saw the mirror over the sink, and smiled at Tony Stark's face inside.

Zooey smoothed the folds of her suit and was about to leave when she saw two waiters push open the toilet door. They stared at Zooey coldly, and without saying a word, they took out their pistols from their inner pockets.

Zoe: "..."

Zooey raised her hands calmly, but she scolded 1 mothers in her heart.

She didn't forget that the first button of the suit was the camera, and she took it off when she went to the toilet, and she hasn't had time to put it on yet, which means that the S.H.I.E.L.D.These kidnappers will not pose a threat to him, but Zooey is now playing Tony Stark, and he has to do a full set of acting, pretending that he is an ordinary tall, rich and handsome man with very weak force value.

These robbers have the ability to infiltrate banquets with strict security. Zooey doesn't know the origin of the other party, but she guesses that their backgrounds may be somewhat capable. It would threaten other people's lives, so Zoe simply used her plan to see what these robbers wanted to do.

One of the robbers went around to Zoe's back, holding her gun against her lower back, "If you dare to ask for help, I will kill you."

Zooey nodded hastily pretending to be panicked.

Another robber cleared the way ahead, and the two of them took Zoe to the rooftop.

The night wind is very cool, and the roof is empty without any shelter. This is a helipad. Some high-end hotels will have a helipad for the use of the powerful.

The robber said to the miniature walkie-talkie disguised as a watch: "The personnel are in place, send the helicopter."

So far, Zoe can no longer pretend anymore. If she boards the helicopter, tomorrow's headline will be "Billionaire Tony Stark was hijacked and disappeared while using the toilet"...

Zooey sighed, the wand was broken. Although she could use magic without a wand, the existence of the wand made her power more controllable.She has always avoided using her powers because she doesn't want to lose control.

Zoe turned her head to look at the robber standing beside her with a blank expression, and then the explosion sounded, and the robber was caught off guard and turned into a little creamy yellow hamster, and the robber who pointed the gun against her waist turned into a weasel.

"Oh, I used too much force. I wanted to turn into two ferrets." Zoe said, bending down and grabbing the hamster and weasel that were screaming in panic on the ground, and conjured a hamster rolling ball and a wire cage out of thin air. , Locked the robber duo in.

Zooey seriously considered whether to go down to find Natasha, or stand still and wait for the robbers' helicopter to come over.

At this moment, a strange energy fluctuation appeared above her head. Zoe looked up blankly. A man with only the upper body screamed and fell from the sky. The crackling sound of bones breaking.

The man had two knives on his back, a strange red hood and a vulgar red tights.

He only had his upper body, and he was still alive after falling from such a high place.

The man made a cry like a spring, twisted his remaining upper body and moaned, "Yoooooooooo! Great!"

Zoe's haute couture suit pants and leather shoes were spattered with blood. She stared dumbfounded at the man lying in a pool of blood, and felt that her three views had been strongly impacted.

"Look who I saw?" The man stood up suddenly like a dead body, and said in a sweet tone, "A lost Tony Sweetie!"

The author has something to say: Zoe: Today I don’t want to say anything except my mom.

Nini: I don't want to be understood in this way at all, thank you.

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The little bitch is here!There is another update before 12 o'clock tonight!