Help, I don't want to farm

In the thank you post Zhou Porridge sent, apart from his main building being normal, the latter started to gradually go wrong.

Originally, Zhou Porridge tried to abduct Bai Ye, but after seeing too many people talking about what beautiful clothes to wear to Bai Ye, he couldn't help imagining it.

There is even a fish-touching picture of Bai Ye in women's clothing that is so hidden that it is drawn. Zhou Congee is like a little mouse that fell into a granary. I think this picture looks good and the other picture is also good.

He has been looking at his phone for too long. As the review supervisor of Zhou Congee's final exam appointed by Fu Yu, Shen Nuo, Song Peizhu and others, Sanhua Mao stood up from Zhou Congee's lap, and pressed his paws on Zhou Congee's chest. , rubbed his head against Zhou Congee's chin, and began to urge.

"Meow--"

Zhou Congee looked down at his serious round glasses. He didn't know what he ate, and he was nourished very well. The hair on his body became more and more fluffy, like a dandelion, and his tail looked like a brush.

Zhou Porridge looked at it, and then looked at a draft picture of Bai Ye wearing a girl group singing uniform on the phone. This lady's skills are quite good, although it is a draft, it captures Bai Ye's wild expression quite well.

Looking at Sanhua's pure eyes again, Zhou Porridge suddenly felt guilty for some reason.

He gave Sanhua a kiss on the head, and said, "Study, study, study now!"

Satisfied, Sanhua sat back on his lap again.

But it doesn't know, it looks like Zhou Porridge is doing calculations on genetics with a pen, but what he thinks in his mind is the appearance of the Sanhua cat in a pink and pink skirt.

In other words, is a cat wearing women's clothing considered a woman's clothing?Doesn't count at all?

Zhou Porridge now has the heart to dress up Sanhua, but he can't act at all, because the debuff of the final exam is too serious.

After he finished his review, he realized how much he had learned this semester. The theoretical knowledge of genetics was a big leap, not to mention the more varied variant botany and variant zoology. They directly added a lot of knowledge. New taxonomy of plants and new taxonomy of animals.

The tablet in front of Zhou Congee showed a dissected and clear plant structure, which was obviously ordinary roots, leaves, flowers and fruits before.

But now the plants are divided into internal structures, such as the carnivorous digestive system and a series of new structures.

Not to mention that there were already many abnormal types of flowers and leaves before, and now they have more mutation directions.

When Zhou Porridge looked at his end-of-term materials, which was the key point about the mutation type of flowers, he couldn't help but wailed: "There are so many mutations in flowers, who can memorize them?"

Liu Yuyang, who was diagonally across from him, heard it, and threw a paper dumpling over there, onto Zhou Congee's table, and said, "Here, a jingle."

Zhou Congee immediately said dog-leggedly: "Brother Yang is so kind."

Zhao Xuan also asked, "Do you want animal ones?"

Zhou Congee: "Of course, Brother Xuan is awesome."

It's much easier to have jingles. After memorizing them, Zhou Porridge asked again: "It's not like we are the only ones who need to learn so many new things, right? What about other majors?"

Liu Yuyang took a sip of water and said, "As long as you are studying a major related to living creatures, you will be greatly affected."

"In the past, our agricultural and forestry majors had such a low sense of existence, but now we have stood up."

Zhao Xuan: "That's not right, if you don't pay attention to it, let's all starve to death together."

Talking about gossip, everyone has no intention of studying, Liu Yuyang said again: "I heard that a big guy in the breeding major was hired by some company with a high salary, and their classmates who are about to graduate this year have also been hired early. I made a reservation, and I heard that the wages are not low."

Zhou Porridge also put down all the books: "Didn't the banners of their college hang up for several days? You are so proud."

Zhao Xuan: "Well, it's hard to break the tradition that agricultural majors are not easy to get a job, so don't make a big effort to promote it."

Zhou Congee: "What about our major?"

Liu Yuyang suddenly had a bitter expression on his face, "I've also inquired about it, and it's not bad, right? If you're good, you can go back to start your own business and become a boss, go to a racecourse or a zoo, and if you're not good, you can take care of sows, make animal feed, and even go to the zoo. Make ham sausage or something..."

"Don't tell me, now there is a breed of pig that can be made into ham, which is absolutely impossible."

"Uh..." Liu Yuyang yelled, "Don't be silent, anyway, the wages have increased now."

Zhou Congee said lightly, "Fortunately, I'm going back to inherit the family business."

Zhao Xuan: "Me too."

Liu Yuyang, who has no family business inheritance, also said lightly: "It's better to study, study hard and improve every day."

At night, Yang Chen slipped back after Liu Yuyang told him that Zhou Porridge had fallen asleep. When he came back, he didn't even turn on the lights, and didn't dare to use the flashlight. He went outside in the dark to wash up before going to bed.

He and Zhou Porridge's bed were connected, and there was a wooden staircase in the middle for going to bed. He stood in the middle, that is, at the end of Zhou Porridge's bed, looking at Zhou Porridge who was sleeping soundly.

Maybe it was because he stayed for too long, the little snake beside Zhou Conge's bed stood up, and the three-flowered cat next to Zhou Congee also opened his eyes.

Yang Chen said in a voice that couldn't be lower, "I'm all awake, hehe."

Little Snake and Sanhua didn't move, Yang Chen continued, "Since they're all awake, then I won't be polite."

After finishing speaking, Yang Chen carefully crawled onto Zhou Congee's bed, within two steps, he saw the little snake start to shake his upper body, and made a small hissing sound, Sanhua also arched his back.

If it weren't for his familiarity, he would have been attacked from the moment he climbed onto the porridge bed.

"I'll leave with something!"

Yang Chen was also a little scared, he put a plastic bottle next to Zhou Congee's pillow, and quickly crawled back.

After Yang Chen went down, Sanhua immediately lifted his guard, tilting his head to look at the shimmering little fish in the small bottle.

It was about the length of an index finger of an adult man, and the entire back half of its body was a flowing and soft tail.

When the fish swims, it looks like there is an extra piece of yarn dancing in the water.

Sanhuamao thought about it with its little head, and it felt that this simple and airtight bottle might not be able to support the fish until tomorrow morning.

Between the two options of waking Zhou Zhou's porridge to deal with it and Xiaoyu's death, Sanhua decisively chose to sleep.

The little snake next to him had already fallen asleep, and it didn't even know what happened.

Zhou Congee was woken up by peeing in the morning. From the time he opened his eyes to the time he came back from the toilet, he felt that today was a good day.

Even when he came out of the toilet, he was in a more cheerful mood and greeted the noisy birds outside.

But when he climbed onto the bed and planned to hug his warm cat for a sleep, he saw an extra mineral water bottle on his bed, and there was a fish in the bottle.

The fish is still dead.

Zhou Porridge was silent. Although he didn't smell the fishy smell directly, he felt that his bed was already smelly just by seeing the dead fish.

"Porridge porridge—listen to my explanation!"

Yang Chen stood next to Zhou Porridge, looking like a kid who was robbed of candy because of his grievances.

Zhou Congee: "Okay, I will listen to your sophistry."

Yang Chen: "This is the lucky koi I brought back for you. They just caught it from Peach Lake yesterday. You can see its tail is so big. When I brought it back last night, it was still glowing." .”

"The most important thing is that they told me that it is a mutated koi that can really bring good luck. A classmate brought one home before, and later came to wish that he was able to pass the high math test. How amazing! "

Zhou Congee's face was covered with dark clouds.

Yang Chen didn't see it, and continued to say: "I bought this for you specially for your final exam, and it cost me 100 yuan."

Zhou Congee's hand holding down the plastic bottle gradually increased his strength, and now he really wanted to throw the bottle in Yang Chen's face.

"Then, now it's dead."

Yang Chen: "Ah, it's dead, but it's mine..."

Liu Yuyang sat on the bed and said: "Porridge porridge means that the lucky koi died and an ominous sign appeared."

Yang Chen's face gradually became terrified, and now he wished he could hold Zhou Porridge's leg and start crying.

"Porridge, I was wrong!!"

In the end, Yang Chen didn't die, and Liu Yuyang's words turned into a strange spell.

A few days later, Zhou Porridge sat in the examination room and looked at the paper that had just been handed out. The first question was the explanation of nouns. Zhou Porridge looked at the familiar words above, and that sentence suddenly appeared in his mind.

"An ominous sign has appeared."

I just read the information before the exam, so much content, and other things have been memorized, why do I just feel that I can’t take the few familiar words that appear on the exam paper now?

I even said to myself, these few words can't be tested if you look at them so biasedly. Where does the self-confidence come from?

At this moment, Zhou Porridge swallowed bitter tears, and vowed to throw Yang Chen into the lake after the exam, and erect a monument for the short-lived koi.

Yang Chen exchanged ten cups of milk tea and a meal of hot pot for his hope of survival, and diligently helped Zhou Congee build a grave for the koi by the Peach Lake.

The grave was very small, with a wooden sign inserted into the ground on it, and on it was written the tomb of the koi with an oil-based pen. Yang Chen even offered a bag of fish food in front of the grave.

A few days later, Zhou Porridge was going to take the anatomy class. When he was going to take the exam, Zhou Porridge took a look and found that besides the fish food he had paid for, there were many other snacks and fruits.

One of the huge red apples looks particularly conspicuous.

Zhou Porridge thought, very good, rest in peace, don't ask for blessings, but you must let me go!

During the anatomy exam, the teacher above said: "Today's exam is about grass carp anatomy."

"After the mutation, it now has a round of round teeth, and the outer scales are also harder. The operation you need to perform is..."

"Now I want to find someone to come up and operate with me, um, Zhou Congee."

When he heard his name spit out from the teacher's mouth, it was no less than a thunderbolt to Zhou Congee.

Zhou Porridge carried his fish up in silence, and their teacher stood in front of Zhou Porridge with satisfaction, commanding: "Their scales are very hard, so we need to cut the knife from here..."

"Everyone watch Zhou Congee's actions."

Zhou Porridge numbly followed their teacher's words and began to cut the knife, looking into the eyes of the dead fish on the table, he only had two thoughts in his mind.

"Ominous signs have appeared again."

"Ah, as expected, he should have killed Yang Chen sooner."

The author says:

Study hard!Honest exam——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!