Help, I don't want to farm

How do tiger ears feel to the touch? They are thicker and bigger than cat ears, and they move more vigorously than cat ears.

Warm and fluffy... Few people have touched tiger ears. After all, except for zoo breeders, few people can touch them with their own hands.

Now Zhou Porridge not only touched it, but also cruelly pulled Bai Ye's tiger ears back.

Zhou Porridge felt that he was going to be out of breath. He felt that the man in front of him didn't count what he said. He obviously asked if he could kiss him, but he didn't know how many minutes it took?

At the beginning, Zhou Conge still consciously pulled the bow and buttons of Bai Ye's shirt on his chest. After he pulled off those buttons and bows, the man who was holding him still didn't let go of him, and even used his long hair too much. The canines grind lightly on Zhou Yu's lower lip.

"Well!"

Seeing that pulling his clothes didn't work, Zhou Porridge directly punched Bai Ye twice in the chest. Bai Ye let go of him, and the scorching breath blended together. He looked at Zhou Porridge's red eyes and moist lips, and lowered his head. Asked in a low voice, "Congee Congee, kiss again?"

"Wait……"

He didn't even wait for Zhou Congee to finish his sentence, and kissed her again.

When he was in a daze again, Zhou Porridge finally remembered that when Bai Ye walked in, the ear shaking slightly on top of his head that he saw seemed to be real, and then he directly slapped it on.

Sure enough, the real feeling of slight heat was unmatched by fake ears. He pinched it twice, and then mercilessly pulled his ear back.

Judging from Bai Ye's expression, Zhou Porridge finally realized that the tiger's ears can also be regarded as the tiger's weakness.

That night, because Bai Ye didn't listen to Zhou Congee's words and let him go in time, Zhou Congee went back alone, as ruthless as a scumbag who treats sex ruthlessly.

And now that he has come to his senses, judging from the whole thing, it seems that he is the one who suffers!

Bai Ye really wanted to send him off, and told Zhou Congee that he could send him off dressed like this without changing his clothes, but Zhou Congee was still unwilling.

He still said rather coldly: "No."

Bai Ye was puzzled, "Why?"

Zhou Conge pointed to the shirt on Bai Ye's body that he had torn open just now, with a big deep V almost reaching his waist, and said, "Because I feel that I have lost money today, and now I have to let my cat It will make me look worse if the maid dresses up like this for others to watch."

Bai Ye glanced down at his clothes, which exposed a large area of ​​muscular muscles, and finally compromised.

He sat alone on the cushion and watched Zhou Porridge's back. If it wasn't for his huge body, he would indeed look like a down-and-out middle-aged man who was abandoned by his wife.

When Zhou Congee went back, his roommates didn't know what happened today. The innocent Yang Chen saw Zhou Congee's face was red, and when he opened the door with a red mouth, he asked directly: "Congee Congee Porridge! You won’t be eating hot pot behind our backs at night, will you?”

After speaking, he circled around Zhou Porridge twice, looking like His Majesty's half-brother.

"Why don't I smell it? Isn't it hot pot?"

Zhou Congee pushed him away and said, "I didn't eat anything."

Liu Yuyang, who has a lot of love experience, took a look at Zhou Congee and showed a knowing smile.

Zhao Xuan, who has no practical experience but has a lot of book experience, doesn't look at Zhou Porridge, he just listens to Yang Chen's description and he knows what happened.

Liu Yuyang pulled Yang Chen who still wanted to be with Zhou Porridge, and Yang Chen said blankly, "What are you doing?"

Liu Yuyang asked: "How is the progress between you and Jiang Yu?"

Yang Chen: "It's pretty good, we practiced dancing together today, and tomorrow I will ask her to study together."

Liu Yuyang nodded: "Very good, now it's time for the teacher to teach you some other knowledge."

Yang Chen said in surprise, "What?"

Liu Yuyang gave Yang Chen a push, and said, "I'll send it to your phone later, you should review the final exam first."

Then Yang Chen, who watched countless learning videos late at night, opened the door to a new world.

The next morning, when Zhou Porridge woke up, he received inexplicable care from Yang Chen again.

Zhou Congee watched him inexplicably put a bowl of porridge on his table, folded his arms and asked, "Why are you crazy today?"

The three-flowered cat next to him is also staring at Yang Chen, and it looks like you will die if you don't tell the reason.

Yang Chen put two big steamed buns on Zhou Congee's table again, and then said expectantly, "No, then what, can I only... have porridge the next day? Congee, you have worked hard!"

Zhou Porridge and Sanhuamao both looked dumbfounded, but after two seconds, Zhou Porridge's brain came to his senses, and he commanded Sanhuamao to chase and kill Yang Chen with a blushing face.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! I dare not again!"

After Yang Chen's head was hit by the three-flowered cat's paw several times, he ran straight out of the dormitory.

Zhou Congee stood at the door of the dormitory and said coldly: "If you have the ability, you won't come back to sleep tonight."

Liu Yuyang smiled and said: "This is a typical monk who can run away but can't run away from the temple!"

Zhou Porridge turned to look at him, and then Liu Yuyang immediately picked up the book and began to read silently, looking super serious about reviewing.

Although Zhou Porridge suspected that Liu Yuyang was the culprit, he didn't have any clues, so he could only let him go temporarily.

He was still angry, but when he turned his head, he saw two birds standing on the tree outside. Zhou Porridge's eyes lit up, and he suddenly had a plan.

He went outside on the balcony and muttered to the birds for a while, and fed them several tenebrio molitors with flowery tongues, before he went in with satisfaction.

Liu Yuyang: "What did you do?"

Zhou Congee smiled slightly: "You will know later."

Sure enough, not long after, people in various school groups that Liu Yuyang saw were asking, who is Yang Chen?What did Yang Chen do to make today's starling suddenly stop scolding others, and only caught him scolding.

And they all praised him for his spirit, that someone in our school dared to mess with starlings!

What is a starling? It is a new bully who has grown up in X Agricultural University. His daily job is to stay on a street tree with a lot of traffic and attack the passing students below.

That cheap tone was very well handled, and it succeeded in pissing off many classmates.

Then many college students in the new era discovered the fact that their eloquence seems to be no better than a bird. After all, they can't think of so many things to describe people's ugliness.

But today they discovered that mynah seemed to have changed his nature, and instead of attacking pedestrians on a large scale, he was swearing with a person's name on his face.

Yay, let's celebrate!

Yang Chen is still sitting on the wooden chair by the peach lake and sent a message to Liu Yuyang: "Master, save the disciple, can you help me see if porridge is calm now?"

Liu Yuyang glanced at Zhou Porridge, who was seriously flipping through the book on the table, and replied: "I can't tell, I'm studying, but according to my understanding of Zhou Porridge, the best way for you now is to jump into Peach Lake and get wet. I came back crying and told him, today is because you have lost your mind."

Yang Chen replied: "Good idea!"

According to the theory of relativity, if a man sits with a beautiful woman for an hour, he will feel that only 1 minute has passed, but if he is allowed to sit on a hot stove for 1 minute, it will feel that more than an hour has passed [1].

Now Zhou Congee is in such a state. After reading the book carefully for an hour, I feel that it should be noon, but when I touch my phone, it is only ten o'clock in the morning.

At this moment, he looked at a bad pen cap and a water glass on the table for fun.

After thinking about it, he finally found a reason to play with his mobile phone openly. He felt that he should say thank you to those classmates who helped him buy maid outfits.

Then he decisively put down the book, happily turned on the phone, and boarded their school's forum.

Even though it was the end of the semester, the school's forum was still as lively as ever, but there were many more posts asking for review materials.

But this kind of post will sink quickly after finding something, and all the weird content is still on the top of the homepage every day.

"The most complete video, the record of the scolding battle between last year's school debate champion and mynah!"

Very well, this is the sand sculpture life of college students.

"On the possibility of training His Majesty to be a police dog."

"Emergency lightning protection! There is a new product from the School of Agriculture in Ten Halls today!"

Zhou Congee almost couldn't get out of a record post about raising turtles. After reading that post, he remembered his purpose for coming to the forum.

He flipped through several pages on the outside homepage but didn't see the keywords of Bai Ye and women's clothing, so he simply opened a new post.Since it is thanks, there is no need to be anonymous, he directly chooses the real speech.

"Posted by: Animal Science Class 2020 - Zhou Porridge;

Subject: The maid outfit given to Bai Ye has been received, thank you everyone.

Content: The clothes are nice, but the ears and tail are useless. I don’t know which classmate paid for it. You can contact me and I will make it up for you.

When this post was first posted, the forum administrators were alarmed. After all, there were too many posts about Bai Ye's maid costume in the past two days. Gu Hanfeng directly issued a new rule. If you post this post again, you will be banned immediately.

Someone in the background saw this post, and originally wanted to ban the person who posted it, but after seeing the name of the person who posted it, he still chose to transfer it to Gu Hanfeng.

Little administrator: "Brother, today I saw a post about Bai Ye's maid outfit."

Gu Hanfeng didn't even look at it, so he said directly: "One month of silence."

Little administrator: "But the person who posted the post is Zhou Congee."

Gu Hanfeng: "..."

Gu Hanfeng directly cut the webpage and clicked on the post, expressing his attitude with actions.

"Chocolate Strawberry on the first floor: Damn, I thought whoever was so brave and not afraid to be banned from posting this kind of post turned out to be the person involved!

Drink more hot water on the second floor: Which idiot is taking this kind of title again... Sorry, I am the idiot!

Cocoa on the third floor: Porridge!Does the maid outfit look good?Is Bai Ye wearing it? ?The host replied to Ke Ke Keer on the third floor: It looks good, he wears it. "

Zhou Porridge didn't know why after he sent a reply, the next building was full of unclear words and garbled characters, and it didn't get back to normal until dozens of floors later.

Xiaohua on the second floor: Maybe you also like jk?

Fruit platter on the third floor: Maybe you also like cheongsam?

Love is here on the fourth floor: Maybe you like porridge too...

Zhou Porridge, who received some incomprehensible replies, looked at a loss, but the three-flowered cat lying on his lap suddenly felt a chill on his back. It raised its round head vigilantly, but found no enemies .

Sanhua: "Meow?"

The author says:

Bai Ye, who received couriers one after another in the next month, couldn't laugh anymore.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!