Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Porridge has always known that birds have low personalities, but he never thought that their personalities could be so low.

Especially the talking bird like a starling, whose cheap and irritating character is brought to the extreme.

When Zhou Porridge arrived, Fu Yu was already arguing with those starlings.

The starlings were still cursing in the voices of middle-aged men, and they didn't know who they learned from.

"Ugly, ugly!"

"Ah, my eyes—"

"Idiot, idiot!"

"Let's swing our oars, the boat pushes away the waves, and the lake reflects such an ugly face..."

That tone was really cheap, and Fu Yu started to fight back not to be outdone, "Look, your pitch-black feathers are like shit in a cesspit."

Starling: "You eat shit!"

"You guys don't look as good as my chickens!"

Starling: "You are a chicken!"

Starling was smarter than he could have imagined, he would be countered soon after a word of swearing, and after a while, Fu Yu was screaming in anger.

A few starlings also flew in a circle in the air, and then leisurely grabbed the ripe peas that jumped into the air.

Zhou Conge was afraid to go upstairs and leaned on the railing with one hand, and shouted: "Shut up!"

The starlings and Fu Yu stopped their movements, and Fu Yu stood up slightly, sweeping away the weakness that he couldn't scold the starling just now.

The starlings also panicked, they flew around for a while and then carefully stood in a row by Zhou Porridge's hand.

They called out again in a shrill voice: "Beauty, beauty!"

"sorry Sorry!"

Then they lined up and put all the peas in their mouths on the back of Zhou Porridge's hands. Besides the peas, there were also two half-dead crickets and two ground mole crickets.

In the end, they obediently rubbed against Zhou Porridge's fingertips, and they were completely different from the birds in front of Fu Yu.

Zhou Porridge pushed away the little head of a mynah that was rubbing against his hand, and asked, "What's going on?"

Fu Yu immediately complained: "Zhou Congee is the reason why they steal your peas! Catch them all!"

Zhou Congee was pleasantly surprised, "Are my peas cooked?"

Fu Yu: "But it's almost gone."

After finishing speaking, he pointed to the ground, "Look at the bird droppings. They have been eating and pooping for several days. Hehe, the little days are really good."

Zhou Porridge looked at the black and white bird droppings on the balcony, and then at the group of starlings. The starlings seemed unable to speak again, imitating the calls of various animals, "chirp chirp chirp!"

"Giggle!"

Zhou Porridge didn't care about them: "Speak human."

Mynah started talking in a hurry: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Because he's too ugly, he's too ugly!"

"Eat it, eat it!"

Said that the one that was eaten was quickly pecked by other birds, so I dare not say any more.

And Fu Yu didn't expect that it turned out to be his own fault, he was so angry that he wanted to scold again, but Zhou Porridge stopped him.

The others who stood at the door without making a sound also said, "Is this bird new here?"

"Waterbirds allow strange birds to come in?"

"Waterbirds don't care. They don't run fast and like to occupy land. As long as they don't go into Taohu Lake, they don't care."

"Yeah, but what about running fast?"

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, a few cats rushed over from the tree on the opposite side of their balcony, the first one was running fast, it rushed in and grabbed a starling, it moved too fast and rolled on the ground before standing Steady.

The starlings yelled "The monster is coming! The monster is coming!" while flying into the distance.

Frightened, he rubbed Zhou Conge perfunctorily, then jumped off the balcony and disappeared into the tree.

Zhou Porridge didn't even have time to speak when he saw the movement in the trees below moving away into the distance. He also sharply saw the big brown tails of a few squirrels looming among the green leaves.

"what happened?"

Chang Yue passed by holding a glass of water and said, "Obviously, our school has been invaded."

Everyone else looked at her, but she sat down calmly in her seat without saying a word.

"What do you mean?"

The others surrounded Chang Yue with a clatter.

Zhou Congee has no time to listen to their discussion, he is still anxious to see his poor pea.

The natural species advantage makes the peas helpless. The peas in the early-maturing pea pods have all disappeared, and all of them popped out. Some of the popped out were eaten by mynah, and some of them fell into unknown places.

Zhou Conge touched two handfuls of his poor pea seedlings distressedly. If he hadn't cultivated them in a climate chamber before and grew faster than others, he wouldn't have suffered from such a natural and man-made disaster.

I don't know what Jin Wei is. If it only depends on whether it has grown out or not, it's okay to say, but if it depends on how many peas it has knotted, then he is finished.

No, let Liu Yuyang inquire first.

"Zhou Congee, come and listen to the gossip!"

Fu Yu looked at Zhou Porridge picking up peas with his head down, like a poor little guy, and pulled him over.

Chang Yue had just explained clearly the animal forces in the university town outside the school, and finally talked about why other animals invaded their campus.

"That is to say, the predators that grew up in the city were stray cats and dogs. Now the city is too green, and some other things are also running into the city."

"Sables and wild boars are already very common. There are other deer, rabbits, and other wild animals running into the city. As a result, the division of animal areas outside is changing every day."

"According to my statistics, the animals outside have fought many times to fight for territory. Fortunately, humans are also very rough and thick, so there is no problem."

Shen Qing asked: "Then what does this have to do with them coming into our school?"

Chang Yue: "The winner is king, what's left..."

A bunch of people shouted, got it, got it.

Zhou Porridge didn't feel much about animals' regional hegemony, so he asked a question: "Then the new animals don't understand the unspoken rules of what they can eat and what they can't eat?"

Chang Yue: "Yes, our school was quite peaceful before, but it might be different later on."

Fu Yu immediately shouted: "No, I'm going to add some protection to my little tomato seedlings."

Zhou Conge thought for a while, seeing that his pea sprouts had already climbed from one floor to the one above, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​moving it to the dormitory.

In the end, he chose to record a video of his peas first. He was afraid that his peas would be ruined on the day of handing in his homework.

After watching peas, Zhou Congee also planned to go and see his ducks.

His duck was very lucky not to be selected by Xue Tao as a prop for the activities of the previous two days, not only because he was almost eaten, but also because he heard that the duck that went there did not even lay eggs after being frightened!

Yes, the ducks they brought back are already laying eggs.

As soon as Zhou Porridge rode his bicycle through Taohu Lake, he saw Running Kuai and Rhubarb in the small pavilion in the middle of the lotus pond. There were a few waterfowls in the water beside the pavilion, and a few squirrels standing on the top of the pavilion.

The starling that was running fast was screaming for help.

No animal cares about it, a bunch of animals bark, woof, woof, meow, don't know what they are communicating with.

However, a few students were attracted by the starling's tragic cry, and then they were chased away by His Majesty, who had no IQ to participate in the discussion.

Zhou Conge rode his bicycle and passed that section of the road very quickly. After passing Taohu Lake, there was a straight road leading directly to the school gate. Zhou Conge parked the car at the gate of the lower school, and he planned to walk there after leaving the school gate.

When he got to the place, he realized that there were quite a few people there.

There are three major classes in them, and dozens of ducks swim leisurely in the pond.

The people over there were talking about something noisily, and Zhou Porridge walked in to listen, only to realize that the owners of those ducks were looking for Xue Tao to settle accounts.

Xue Tao was surrounded and bombarded by himself, and his face turned red. Even if he repeatedly emphasized that it was the teacher's idea, few people listened to his explanation.

Zhou Porridge had no intention of participating in their dispute, and went directly to the other side.

Over there, Song Peizhu was cleaning up the garbage made by the ducks. When he saw Zhou Congee coming, he immediately rowed the boat and approached.

"Porridge, are you alright?"

Zhou Congee smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll come and see my duck."

Song Peizhu nodded, jumped down with a small bag of duck eggs in his arms, stood beside Zhou Porridge and said, "Your duck is pretty good, just that one, the one with the blue tail."

Zhou Conge watched for a long time, only to see that there were too many ducks with blue tails in the duck flock, and he couldn't find his own.

"I don't quite recognize it."

Song Peizhu: "It's okay, I'm only familiar with those few."

After all, from time to time, she cooks something for Zhou Congee's duck.

Zhou Congee was a little embarrassed, he did take less care of the ducks in his class.

"Thank you monitor."

Song Peizhu took Zhou Porridge to the pond and sat down. The buttocks were a layer of grass with green leaves and slender leaves that hung down from the edge of the pond into the water.

Song Peizhu began to talk about the troubles during this period: "A teacher found out that ducks like this kind of grass, and transplanted it here. After that, it didn't take long for the ducks to start laying eggs."

Zhou Congee was puzzled: "Isn't this very good?"

Song Peizhu: "This matter, the bad thing is that they seem to have started, and they were bumped into. The owners of the male duck and the female duck are fighting for the custody of the next generation of ducks."

Zhou Porridge blew a whistle, and a few ducks broke away from the team and swam towards him. They were a few from their dormitory, and they were taken as pets by Zhao Xuan.

Zhou Porridge looked at the ducks circling around him, and then asked, "Can they recognize which one is their own egg? Return the custody."

Song Peizhu: "Probably not, they just feel that they are the ducks who have suffered."

Zhou Congee: "Strangely competitive."

"right."

The four ducks played in front of Zhou Congee for a while, pecking his feet several times but Zhou Congee had nothing for them to eat, and soon the ducks diverted their attention.

Zhou Porridge watched as Yang Chen's duck with a red rope tied to one of its feet was riding on his duck, he said, "??"

Song Peizhu looked at their movements and said, "So it really started. I don't know if the eggs I picked up today can hatch ducklings."

"Hey, Zhou Congee, we should have ducklings after a while."

Zhou Conge stood up angrily, he thought it shouldn't be, why my duck and Yang Chen's duck?He felt like he was at a loss.

Zhou Porridge took his mobile phone and recorded a short video of the ducks in the pond below and sent it to Yang Chen, and sent a message saying, "Look at what your ducks are doing."

Soon Yang Chen replied, "Surprise.JPG, I'm going to be a grandfather!"

Zhou Congee: "The ducklings are all mine, not yours."

Yang Chen: "Why, without my duck, you can't get ducklings, you can only get salted duck eggs!"

Zhou Congee: "Because duck eggs are laid by my ducks, it's as simple as that."

Yang Chen: "Come on, you, you don't even know where your ducks lay their eggs."

But this is also a problem, but he soon found a solution, "Squad leader, what should I do with this duck egg that can hatch ducklings?"

Song Peizhu: "What's the matter? You also want to raise ducklings?"

Zhou Congee nodded.

Song Peizhu: "Don't worry, all the eggs that can hatch ducklings will be picked out and hatched together. When the time comes, you can pick the ducklings yourself."

Looking at the small pond, Zhou Porridge asked in surprise, "This place is only so big, can it raise so many?"

Song Peizhu laughed twice, "This involves another issue, about the treatment of the old duck."

"How to deal with it?"

Song Peizhu began to mutter: "The processing methods include roast duck, smoked duck, cured duck, stewed duck, stewed duck, salted duck..."

After reading a long list of duck recipes, Song Peizhu would also say: "If you want to keep it as a pet, you can, but you have to find a place to put it yourself."

Zhou Porridge recalled the oily and fragrant salted duck egg he had shared two days ago, and finally said: "I think it must be good to make salted duck with sauce, what do you think?"

The matter of the ducks came to an end for the time being. Zhou Porridge took a stroll outside, and finally went back with a lot of final exam materials compiled by their dormitory that Song Peizhu kindly provided.

Zhou Congee couldn't stand up with a class of hundreds of pages of PPT, not to mention that he and Yang Chen had to confront Chacha who was practicing physical education at night.

The painful end of the term made things worse.

In Liu Yuyang's words, they are like two little roosters staring at each other and wanting to fight. Neither of them will accept the other, and he also deeply suggested that they should learn peacock dance. After all, they are both birds, so they may be more talented to practice be fast.

In Zhao Xuan's words, they are hopeless, let's fail the exam together.

Yang Chen felt that he could still save it, so he directly abandoned Zhou Porridge and fell into the arms of Jiang Yu, who had learned to dance before.

And he shamelessly tried to invite Zhou Porridge to join him, but he was ruthlessly rejected by Zhou Porridge.

After losing his dance partner, Zhou Porridge's eyes shifted to his dear boyfriend.

After getting an affirmative answer from her boyfriend, Zhou Congee was finally satisfied.

Apart from Zhou Porridge, the students of X Agricultural University also feel very busy during this period. Not only do they have to review their final exams, but they also have to take time to pay attention to, bah, gossip about several things.

The first thing is that a group of badgers got into the X University next door, and they made a home in the library of their school, and then scared many students who had never seen this kind of animal, because the two schools looked at each other. It's been a long time (the reason is that X University thinks their school grass looks better than Zhou Congee), so I have to laugh hard.

The second thing is that the animal rescue station in front of the school seems to be repaired soon, and the wolf cubs in the school are about to be transported out. After the dogs were exposed, they still can’t see the wolf cubs. They are very worried about that. The future growth of these cute little wolves!

The third thing is that there are more and more animals in the school, and they are also very concerned about how fast they can get rid of those naughty starlings in the school... This is mainly because they can't scold the starlings.

In addition, there is the last thing, which is the most important thing and also the most concerned thing, when will Bai Ye wear a maid outfit!

The last thing was expected by everyone. Song Peizhu and Chu Yiyi were asked a hundred and eighty times a day, "Have the clothes arrived yet?"

"What do the clothes look like?"

"Has Bai Ye worn it? When will he wear it? Can we watch it? If we can't watch it, can Zhou Porridge take a picture for us to see?"

Facing these problems, Song Peizhu dismissed them all with "I don't know, I don't know, you can ask Bai Ye, or you can ask Zhou porridge."

In addition to their being harassed, there were also some people who had the audacity to harass Bai Ye.

Some people made verbal teasing at Bai Ye, and the main characters were the group headed by Chen Yichen.

Others were righteous passers-by who saw Bai Ye walking in the direction of the express delivery point and began to spread on the forum that Bai Ye's maid pretended to arrive.

"Your courier."

Gu Hanfeng put a large bag on the stool in Bai Ye's bedroom, then leaned against the wall and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a day, and the courier didn't dare to take it by yourself."

Bai Ye stood up from the bed, and immediately started chasing the guests; "You can go."

Gu Hanfeng smiled: "Why, just drive me away? I went to help you get the courier, okay? At least let me see what I got?"

Bai Ye didn't want to pay attention to him, he packed the courier in a black bag, and then he was ready to go out.

Gu Hanfeng looked at Bai Ye's back and shouted, "Where are you going?"

Bai Ye: "Gymnasium."

This was an answer he didn't expect. Gu Hanfeng stood there and thought for a while, but still couldn't figure it out. Even if he was looking for Zhou Congee, he shouldn't go to the gym. Could it be that the thing he took just now was really not what he thought?

In fact, the reason is very simple. Zhou Congee has to dance Cha Cha in the classroom of the gymnasium at night. Since Zhou Congee told Bai Ye about the final exam questions of the physical education class last time, Bai Ye asked someone to take the key to the gymnasium classroom.

That classroom was empty, and it was usually used by Zhou Porridge and the others for their classes, including Zhou Porridge's sports dance class and other people's yoga classes.

At night, Bai Ye borrowed him because no one was there. Originally, Bai Ye asked if he should find a teacher to learn from him, but Zhou Porridge refused.

When Bai Ye arrived with his things, Zhou Congee had already arrived for a while.

The air conditioner was turned on in the classroom. Zhou Porridge was wearing an off-white long-sleeved pair and a pair of black loose jeans. He was standing in front of the mirror and facing the teacher's teaching video, twisting his body hard.

Seeing Bai Ye approaching, Zhou Porridge stopped, took a sip of the water beside him, went up to meet him and asked, "It's so big, what did you bring?"

Bai Ye put the things on a yoga mat on the floor and said, "They ordered maid outfits."

A mouthful of Zhou Congee almost spit out, "What?"

As soon as he put the bottle on the ground, he immediately went to grab the bag on the ground, "Let me take a look."

Soon Zhou Porridge took out a lot of black and white cloth clothes from the express bag, and even took out a black cat ear at the end. It seemed that the material was good, and it felt like fake cat fur. smooth.

Zhou Porridge hugged a large ball of clothes, knelt on the yoga mat, looked up at Bai Ye, his eyes were black and bright as if washed with water, he grabbed the hem of Bai Ye's clothes with one hand, and said expectantly: "Brother , do you want to try it?"

Bai Ye's eyes were dark, and he reached out to touch Zhou Porridge's head, but he didn't make any other movements.

Seeing that Bai Ye was unwilling, Zhou Conge stood up from the yoga mat again. After thinking for a while, he approached Bai Ye and kissed him.

Bai Ye immediately wanted to reach out to hug him, but Zhou Porridge stuffed his arms with his clothes.

"Will you wear it?"

Bai Ye glanced at Zhou Porridge, his ears turned red, but his face was extremely determined, his voice was hoarse, "Didn't it mean that you can't kiss before you get married?"

When Zhou Congee heard him mentioning this, he immediately became angry from embarrassment, "Do you want to wear it?!"

Bai Ye glanced at Zhou Congee's lips regretfully, turned around and left with his clothes in his arms.

Looking at Bai Ye's back, Zhou Congee was no less nervous than before the college entrance examination. He really wanted to talk to someone, but he was too embarrassed.

In fact, Bai Ye was not as embarrassed as Zhou Porridge imagined. Although he was a little entangled at first, Zhou Porridge's attitude just now made him feel that he should have made money this time.

After changing clothes, Bai Ye also found that they were a little more moral than he had imagined. The whole maid outfit was not a one-piece skirt, but a black shirt with some small designs on it, and a separate pair of black trousers underneath. , and then the outermost layer is a thick black and white long skirt that can be directly wrapped around. It is very long, reaching directly to the ankle, blocking the pants inside.

Bai Ye took a look at the cat's ears before stuffing them back into the bag. He didn't even look at the cat's tail.

Finally, in front of the mirror, he pulled a small white bow on his neck, which looked extraordinarily small in his hand.

In the next second, a pair of yellow tiger ears with a little black fur appeared on the top of his head, and in the blink of an eye, his eyes also turned golden yellow.

Bai Ye didn't care if he was wearing a skirt or not, but he still walked in big strides to find Zhou Congee.

The moment Zhou Porridge saw Bai Ye, he held his breath, because the black skirt didn't soften his temperament at all. He felt that Bai Ye didn't look like a maid, but more like a soldier who was about to go to war. warrior.

Bai Ye stood in front of Zhou Congee and asked, "Does it look good? Congee Congee."

Zhou Porridge only felt dizzy when he met his golden eyes, it was a strong, wild breath.

"nice……"

Bai Ye was very satisfied with the effect he had created, and he coaxed in a low voice: "Porridge, can I have a kiss?"

No one can refuse the tiger who turned into a "cat" maid, so Zhou Porridge was still thinking when he was kissed dazedly, his ears seem real, I want to touch them.

The author says:

Fat Ju worked hard today, hehe, and then casually pushed the article "What's wrong with the little cat fishing" ID: 6642798, the cute cat is in love——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!