Help, I don't want to farm

Gu Hanfeng received the message from Fu Cheng in the middle of the night. He had just finished taking a shower and was about to dry his hair and go to bed. Then his phone rang, and the ringtone was the special ringtone he set. Not only did it ring, but his phone also turned on automatically. screen, and began to rain colorful love.

It can be said that this is a little romance of some science and engineering men.

Fu Cheng sent him a message in the middle of the night, and Gu Hanfeng picked up the phone without drying his hands.

Now he didn't wear glasses either, so he squinted his eyes to see clearly the text in the message box, "Brother, I'm in a hurry, do you know the size of Bai Ye's clothes?"

Dry!

No way.

Gu Hanfeng was already thinking about how to trick Bai Ye out, where it would be more convenient to kill and bury the corpse, but fortunately, Fu Cheng added something urgently.

"It was my roommate's girlfriend's girlfriend who asked me to ask."

Gu Hanfeng's heart beat immediately, he was no longer drowsy, and he was refreshed. He threw the handkerchief on his shoulders and started typing.

"Xiao Cheng, Bai Ye is already with Zhou Porridge, and the relationship is very good."

The relationship is too good to be true. Seeing Bai Ye's idiot appearance, Gu Hanfeng even thinks that he should be a canine rather than a cat.

The other side quickly replied with an emoji of meow nodding, and said, "I know, what they mean seems to be related to Zhou porridge."

Gu Hanfeng: "Then Zhou Porridge should ask directly. As long as Zhou Porridge asks, let alone the size of clothes, Bai Ye can give him any size, and even give him a measurement chart with a ruler. "

Fu Cheng was silent for a few minutes, and then replied: "Brother, I just went to ask, and they said it was a surprise for Zhou Congee."

"They plan to send Bai Ye a set of maid outfits."

When Gu Hanfeng saw this sentence, his pupils were shocked. He sighed: "Zhou Congee's hobby is really different..." and sent him Bai Ye's measurements backhandedly.

Then X Nong's famous cat maid incident happened.

Song Peizhu took the lead, Chu Yiyi contacted, other students responded positively, and the alumni of the wealthy woman helped generously. It only took them one night to complete all the things such as style selection, size determination, and urgent customization by the store.

Originally, the owner of the well-known custom shop didn't want to accept clothes of this size, for fear of damaging his own brand, but Song Peizhu said that he could add more money.

In the end, the store readily accepted, after all, they gave too much!

In the morning, Bai Ye had just delivered the Zhou porridge and went to the classroom. When he sat down at the desk, he felt that the people around him were a little abnormal today.

They moved the medical building to arrange several offices for postgraduate students, each office has twelve people, and the office where Bai Ye is still has four vacant seats, so there are only eight people in their office.

Including him, as well as Chen Yichen, Xu Hu, Jiang Yue and the others, as well as a few younger brothers and sisters who came this year.

Bai Ye's seat was at the back, and there was no one sitting next to him. As soon as he sat down, the people around him looked at him vaguely, and he frowned.

The others felt the temperature gradually dropping around Bai Ye, so they didn't dare to look at it. Only Jiang Yue and Guan Suisui looked at each other, ready to move.

Turning on the computer, Bai Ye saw that he had received a new email. He thought it was a task assigned by the teacher, so he opened it without thinking too much.

After Bai Ye finished reading, he snorted and laughed. He didn't look so angry anymore, so Jiang Yue boldly stepped forward and stood behind the table opposite Bai Ye, hesitating to speak.

Bai Ye didn't look at her, he held the mouse and closed the opened email interface on the computer screen.

"What?"

Jiang Yue: "Ah, um...I'm going to get a courier now, and I want to ask if you have a courier, so I can bring it for you."

Bai Ye looked up at her, Jiang Yue didn't dare to say anything, and ran away with Guan Suisui.

Chen Yichen said with a smile: "Why are you angry? Anyway, everyone knows it. By the way, you can also wear it for us to see. I haven't seen a man wearing a maid's outfit yet."

Bai Ye: "Get lost."

Chen Yichen immediately said without hesitation: "It's time to feed the little wolf, I'll take a step first."

The younger brothers and sisters also ran outside with Chen Yichen.

In the end, only their eldest brother, Xu Hu, was left. Looking at the empty office, he stood up again and said to Bai Ye, "Bai Ye, I heard that you are going to show him a sexy dance in a maid outfit for Zhou Congee? You are simply a man among men, a man among men..."

Bai Ye looked at him coldly, and Xu Hu immediately changed his tune and said, "You're busy, I'll go and see if my pathological mice are growing well, goodbye!"

Looking at the empty office, Bai Ye looked at the document he had opened for a few seconds, and then opened the email again, and then a rare tangle appeared on his handsome face.

Zhou Porridge, who didn't know that he was about to have a big gift, was also very upset now, because their final exam, the evil final exam was about to begin.

"Your final exam schedule has been released, and you can check it through the educational administration system."

"Of course it's a closed book. What are you thinking? This is a compulsory course for my major."

When he heard people asking about the key points, Wei Rong on the stage just smiled slightly, "It's all the key points, but I can tell you about the question types."

"Needless to say the judgment and name solution, the remaining calculations and short answers are very simple... Finally, I set up a sub-question for you, and the last one is an open-ended discussion question, don't worry, it's not difficult. A score of [-] is easy, of course, I definitely hope that you will keep [-] and fight for [-]."

Liu Yuyang flipped through the notes he had written down half of the notebook, and said lightly: "Well, it's not difficult. In a class he taught last year, one-third of the people who failed the final exam still added the usual score. .”

Yang Chen: "What?!"

Liu Yuyang: "One-third of the exams failed, and half of the make-up exams were passed. The remaining half was originally required to retake, but this year the learning content was changed, and they all re-studied uniformly, so there was no retaking."

Zhou Porridge was also frightened, looking at the ordinary face of their teacher on the stage, he could see a bit of ferocity, "It's so ruthless!"

After class, they entered the educational administration system and saw that basically all the subjects that required examinations had been scheduled. When Zhou Porridge saw that he had to take three examinations in a week, he wanted to pinch himself.

Even next week is the last period of his physical education class, and he has to take a test to dance Cha Cha!

The battle at the end of the semester started. Before Zhou Porridge, Xianyu thought that it would be fine if he didn't fail the course, but this year his teacher also made a request for him. If he failed the course, he couldn't go on a business trip together.

For the giant panda that he misses so much, he also prepares Xianyu to stand up in a rare way. He plans to make a plan for this semester and study hard!

Then it failed on the first day of the plan!

He was overwhelmed by the mountain of experimental reports!

Yang Chen sat in his seat, in front of him was a pile of blank lab report papers, he was still counting how many sessions they had taken in animal anatomy and plant anatomy, and how many lab reports he needed to make up.

Sanhuamao's two paws helped Zhou Porridge to hold down the experimental report paper. Zhou Porridge was concentrating on drawing the anatomical diagram of the frog's mutated structure on it. After drawing a picture, Zhou Porridge stood up and stretched.

"Don't count, you should write first."

Yang Chensheng lay down on the table helplessly, "I didn't count, I was just counting how long it takes humans to stay up late before dying suddenly."

"Don't worry, even if you die, the teacher will dig you out of the grave and let you finish writing the experiment report." Zhao Xuan said.

Zhou Porridge glanced at Zhao Xuan who was playing games with a controller, and asked, "Have you finished writing?"

Zhao Xuan: "Of course, in order to play games, I will write once in a class."

Then Zhou Congee looked at Liu Yuyang who was sitting on the bed and chatting with his girlfriend, Liu Yuyang said without raising his head, "Don't look at me, I finished writing by hand when I accompanied Xiaowan to the library for self-study."

It turned out that only myself and Yang Chen were left in the end...

Zhou Porridge sat on the chair and thought for a while, he thought he could look for foreign aid, and then he looked at Bai Ye on his desk.

The light in the dormitory is not too bright, and Zhou Porridge also prepared a desk lamp to use when studying. Now a three-colored cat with a round face is sitting under the lamp and looking at him seriously.

Zhou Porridge reached out and grabbed one of Bai Ye's paws, gently squeezed his pads, then looked at him with special anticipation, and said, "Brother, I know you doctors can also draw pictures." right?"

Sanhua: "Meow—"

Zhou Congee pushed forward the experiment report in front of him, and began to hint wildly.

Sanhua looked at Zhou Porridge, struggled for a while, and finally pushed the experiment report back to Zhou Porridge with her claws.

Zhou Porridge sighed softly, then sat up straight suddenly, and cheered himself up, saying, "One effort, three times, three times exhausted, I will definitely do it today!"

Bai Ye was cute enough, but there was nothing he could do about it. Ever since Zhou Porridge started to catch up on the experiment report, he had already been warned by several groups of people in turn.

Zhou Congee spent several days in the dormitory to catch up on the experimental report, and when he went out, he felt that the sky was extraordinarily blue, the peach lake was extraordinarily beautiful, and even the annoying His Majesty revealed a bit of cuteness.

The rest of his final work was due soon, and he was going to see if his duck and his peas were still healthy.

Yang Chen and the others didn't have to go, they just used pots to plant the peas on the roof of their dormitory, and it was easy to take care of them, but when they first grew, they were almost nagged by birds.

When he was still some distance away from the laboratory building, Zhou Porridge heard the sounds of various animals coming from the other side. He thought it was another group of animals fighting, so he hurriedly speeded up.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Ooooooooooooooo!"

"jijiji!"

Fu Yu huddled behind the door with his hat on, looking nervously at a flock of black birds parked on the balcony outside, it was mynah.

Shen Qing stood behind him and pushed him, urging: "Hurry up, the birds outside will almost eat up Zhou Congee's peas!"

Fu Yu replied hmm, but his feet still didn't move.

After making mental preparations for a long time, he finally took a crucial step, and then the group of lively and cheerful birds outside, making strange calls, looked at him in unison.

Both sides looked at each other quietly for a while, and then the flock of birds flew straight up, their sharp beaks still facing him.

Fu Yu took a step back and became alert, but the group of birds just screamed at him: "Retreat! Retreat! There are ugly men! There are ugly men!"

Fu Yu: "Huh??"

"Are you courting death?"

The author says:

顾寒风：“看戏.jpg”感谢在2022-04-0523:03:28-2022-04-0623:08:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!