Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Conge was on the verge of pole dancing around Bai Ye. He first touched the top of Bai Ye's head, as if he really touched the animal's ear, and pinched his hands, even if he squeezed the air, his face He also showed a satisfied smile.

After pinching his ears, he even patted Bai Ye's chest, and at the end he seriously disliked his chest muscles for being too hard.

Bai Ye grabbed Zhou Congee's hands and asked, "Congee Congee, can you hear me?"

Zhou Porridge didn't know what he heard, so he said, "No, you can't even call me master. You can't kiss me before you get married."

The barbecue brush in Yang Chen's hand who just came over was almost scared off.

Song Peizhu also rushed over. She didn't know what happened, but Zhou Porridge was already wondering why Bai Ye was wearing pants instead of skirts.

Song Peizhu: "What's going on?"

Yang Chen took pictures with his mobile phone and said, "It seems like he ate poisonous mushrooms."

Ji Feng immediately corrected his words, and said with some doubts: "It's a wishful thinking mushroom. It's very rare and very difficult to grow. It's so delicate indoors. It's a miracle that it can grow in the wild."

Song Peizhu didn't care about his doubts. She remembered the mushrooms she gave Zhou Congee just now, rushed over and grabbed his shoulders with both hands, and shouted: "I don't care what miracle mushrooms you are! What is the antidote? Take it out!"

Ji Feng yelled: "There is no antidote! Just let him sleep!"

Song Peizhu also called: "I don't care!"

Suddenly another exclamation came from the people around, Song Peizhu and Ji Feng stopped fighting and looked over together.

Zhou Congee was so confused that he wanted to find the cat's tail behind Bai Ye's buttocks. When he almost tore off Bai Ye's pants, Bai Ye directly pulled him up and held him in his arms.

Zhou Porridge struggled in Bai Ye's arms for a while, his face was full of doubts, he was still wondering why his cute cat maid was so strong.

He really couldn't break free, but after he lost his strength, he finally calmed down.In the end, he hung on Bai Ye's body like a koala, put his head directly on Bai Ye's shoulder, and fell asleep in the next second.

Everyone around lowered their voices, "Hey!"

"are you asleep?"

"seems like it."

"I just said to stay away from the Edible Fungus Research Center. Look, even Zhou Congee has been tricked."

"Indeed, it's terrible."

Ji Feng glanced at Bai Ye, it was hard to describe, the good image they had built up with great difficulty has now completely collapsed.

After Bai Ye told Yang Chen and the others, he left Zhou Porridge, who was asleep in his arms.

Seeing Bai Ye's figure walk away, Ji Feng immediately stood up from the ground, and he was about to start fighting.

After Bai Ye walked for a while, he ran into Da Huang and his brothers. They put some grass in their mouths and put them at Bai Ye's feet. Bai Ye smelled a strong mint smell. He looked at his feet and communicated with Da Huang. Said: "I can't take it."

Rhubarb looked at Bai Ye seriously for a while, then picked up the thing again, and followed Bai Ye with Mint.

When Bai Ye arrived at the downstairs of Zhou Porridge's dormitory, there were already many animals behind him. He ran to catch a snake, and even the squirrel followed with a few red fruits.

After putting the porridge back on his bed, Bai Ye went to collect the things they sent, and then he got several red wild fruits and a small handful of mint.

Zhou Congee was lying on the bed, sound asleep, her eyelashes were black and long, like two small fans, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, as if she was having a sweet dream.Bai Ye gently touched Zhou Congee's face, and said in a low voice, "Is there something you want to see the most..."

"What Zhou Porridge wants to see most is Bai Ye's maid outfit with cat ears!"

Over there, Monsoon is still trying to restore the reputation of their edible mushroom research center.

"Mushrooms will let you see what you want to see the most. Judging from Zhou Porridge's reaction, what he wants to see the most is Bai Ye's maid outfit with cat ears, and he must have wanted to see it for a long time, otherwise there would be no Such a big reaction."

Song Peizhu fell into deep thought: "It seems to make sense."

But there are still some people who don't believe it: "But Bai Ye is so tall, can he look good in a maid outfit?"

"At least Bai Ye has a pretty face."

"To be honest, I can't understand Zhou Congee's aesthetics. Bai Ye has no breasts, and his face is not a pretty sister. Can he look good in it?"

"You don't understand that, do you?"

"Uh..." Ji Feng looked at the students around him who were chatting and scattered in twos and threes, and hurriedly said, "So Zhou Congee's perverted behavior just now has nothing to do with our mushrooms!"

He was totally ignored.

"Brother, just save yourself, the reputation of our laboratory has long been hopeless."

Only one of Ji Feng's immediate juniors, who was squatting at Ji Feng's feet, spoke up: "Since everything is like this, why don't we go all the way to the dark! Let them fully experience the power of our mushrooms!"

After finishing speaking, his junior brother laughed like a villain.

Ji Feng slapped his junior on the head with a bang, "I told you not to play with people from the Agricultural College, but if you don't listen, what nonsense are you talking about now!"

Song Peizhu sat blankly in front of the barbecue grill, brushing oil on the chicken wings mechanically with her hands, until she burned the chicken wings, only then did the people around realize that she was abnormal.

Chu Yiyi yelled worriedly several times but failed to wake her up. When she wanted to wake her up physically, Song Peizhu suddenly woke up by herself.

She threw the skewers in her hands and stood up: "Zhou Congee is really pitiful, I must fulfill this dream for Zhou Congee today."

Chu Yiyi was stunned, she looked at the excited Song Peizhu, she didn't understand why her small universe suddenly exploded.

"What dream come true?"

Song Peizhu stood in front of Chu Yiyi, held her hand with both hands, said with moist eyes and mournful expression: "You must have a solution, right? You must be able to get the big size maid outfit, right?"

Chu Yiyi: "Huh?"

In addition to Song Peizhu, the barbecue pile next door also heard discussions about whether Zhou Porridge prefers long or short maid outfits.

The neighbor next door is also talking about whether to choose cat ears that can move or not.

That night, they moved quickly and even got the size of Bai Ye's clothes.

And when Zhou Porridge woke up the next morning, he only felt that he had a sweet dream.In the dream, Bai Ye was wearing a black and white maid outfit with golden cat ears on a date with himself.

The maid's outfit was not very serious either, a big opening in the front exposed Bai Ye's strong chest muscles, and the cat's tail on the back was still tangled up in front of her, looking extremely alluring.

Zhou Porridge sat up from the bed happily, and greeted the roommates below, "Good morning, everyone."

Yang Chen showed a mysterious smile: "Morning, Zhou Congee."

Liu Yuyang also showed a mysterious Wei Xiao: "Morning."

"Good morning." This is the most normal Zhao Xuan who is studying and practicing sword skills.

Zhou Congee got out of bed, and as soon as he was seated, Yang Chen brought a bowl of porridge, tea eggs and pancakes in front of Zhou Congee.

"Being so kind to me, is there something you can ask me for?" Zhou Congee was wary.

Yang Chen was also very innocent: "That's not true, I'm just afraid that you won't be able to eat after a while."

Zhou Congee: "Be honest, what happened?"

Yang Chen: "You'd better eat it first, the porridge won't taste good when it gets cold later."

Zhou Congee ate suspiciously, and only halfway through the meal, Yang Chen saw Zhou Congee, who was swiping his phone, burst into an earth-shattering cough.

"Cough cough cough...what's going on?"

Yang Chen hurriedly stood behind Zhou Congee, patted his back and said, "Congee Congee, life will pass in just a few decades."

Liu Yuyang also persuaded with a suppressed smile: "It's okay Zhou Congee, your hobbies are quite normal for normal men, I swear."

Zhou Porridge blushed from coughing, but he was still trying to speak: "I...that...wasn't I dreaming?"

Yang Chen looked upright: "What, don't you just like cat maids? There's nothing to say about that! Real men should like cat maids who are 1.8 meters tall!"

"Go away—ah!"

Zhao Xuan began to add insult to injury, "Don't listen to Zhou Porridge, he took pictures of you yesterday."

Zhou Congee's small eyes looked at Yang Chen, Yang Chen was very calm, "So Zhou Congee, do you want to see it?"

Zhou Porridge closed his eyes in pain, and said, "I'll give you 2 minutes to delete."

"Delete the ones in the network disk too!"

Zhou Porridge closed his eyes for a few minutes, and he didn't bother to check whether Yang Chen had deleted or not, so he went straight to the bed and was covered under the quilt.

He also knew that with so many people yesterday, even if Yang Chen didn't delete them, there would still be plenty in other people's hands.

At this moment, he just wanted to be quiet.

Bai Ye also seemed to know that Zhou Porridge would not be able to accept it for a while, and in the next few days he came to find Zhou Porridge in the form of a cat.

But how Zhou Porridge is escaping, there is also a class, and now it is approaching the end of the term, and everyone is still waiting for the teacher to draw the key points.Although most teachers will say that what has been taught is the key point, but what if it is.

During class, Zhou Porridge wore a hat and a scarf to cover himself completely. He looked around and found that no one was looking at him. Most of the discussions were about the final exam.

Zhou Porridge breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed silently in his heart, thanking the exam for saving my dog's life.

Yang Chen said comfortingly: "I told you, no one really cares about your matter, you still don't believe it."

Zhou Porridge's brows and eyes widened immediately, showing a shallow smile, and said, "I'm finally relieved."

Then, at a place that Zhou Conge didn't see, Yang Chen said OK to Song Peizhu.

Song Peizhu nodded, and said to Chu Yiyi beside him with a serious face.

"Fixed, start to act!"

Chu Yiyi immediately logged into a small mailbox that was just built, and sent an email to Bai Ye directly.

"To Zhou Congee's boyfriend Bai Ye: ...

We were very sad to see that Zhou Congee's wish could not be fulfilled, thinking that maybe you couldn't buy the right size to satisfy his wish.

So we have specially customized a longer maid outfit for you, and we don't know if you can make the cat ears appear alone.

Therefore, the specially customized cat ears and cat tails are also included, the order number is xxxxxxxxx, and the express number is xxxxx. The logistics is already on the way, please sign for it in time.

From enthusiastic well-wishers, no thanks. "

The author says:

Real men should like 1.8-meter cat maids!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!