Help, I don't want to farm

By the time Zhou Porridge found out who was behind him, it was already too late, the teachers had already come from behind him.

Yang Chen gave Zhou Congee a thumbs up with an idiot-like expression.

Zhou Porridge watched the principal take a piece of meat from the ground and put it into his mouth, and said, "It tastes good."

He stood up calmly, and even reflexively said, "Then you should eat more, it's enough."

As soon as these words came out, Principal Liu noticed him completely, and he said to Zhou Congee with a smile on his face, "You are very good."

Then in the next second, Liu Haiyang appeared from the side, like Tinker Bell, he got a bundle of film out of nowhere.

They watched Liu Haiyang pick a flat ground at random and quickly spread the film on, and finally greeted calmly: "Teachers, come and sit here."

Watching the teachers walk by, Zhou Porridge stood there still a little dazed.

Xue Tao also touched him lightly from the side, and asked Zhou Congee, "Zhou Congee, what should we do now?"

Zhou Congee looked at him: "You ask me, who should I ask?"

Xue Tao looked straight and confident: "I think you are smarter, you must have some good ideas."

Seeing Liu Haiyang's calm expression, Zhou Congee said to Xue Tao: "This is the end, Liu Haiyang is not panicking, why are you panicking?"

The sky is falling, and there is a tall man holding it up.

The teacher came suddenly, which shocked everyone, but seeing the teachers didn't seem to intend to pursue it, the atmosphere of the scene became active again.

There are also a lot of students who just got the news came here with big bags and small bags on their backs, and the happy appearance of calling friends and friends is no different from that of elementary school students on a spring outing.

The few of them randomly found a place to sit and looked at Liu Haiyang with a serious face, not knowing what to say to the teachers.

They couldn't hear the content clearly, they only saw Liu Haiyang's eloquent and eloquent appearance, and saw the teachers opposite him nodding frequently.

After about ten minutes, Liu Haiyang stood up and came over.

Xue Tao hurriedly went up to meet him, and hurriedly asked, "What did the teacher say?"

Liu Haiyang was proud: "They didn't say anything. They have taken everything lightly now, so they told us to pay attention to fire prevention. After all, they set fire to the mountain and sat in prison."

Xue Tao: "Brother is awesome!"

Zhou Congee stuffed the last piece of meat into his mouth and asked, "Then what about your event?"

Liu Haiyang: "I told the teacher to change it to an open-air barbecue, anyway."

Zhou Congee: "Then you are at a loss?"

Liu Haiyang looked like you looked down on me, and he opened his hands, "The sky here, the land here, and the meat here are all mine. If I want to collect money, I must collect money!"

Zhou Congee complained expressionlessly: "This is obviously from the Tea Academy."

Liu Haiyang: "But now it has been requisitioned by me."

"hold head high--"

While he was speaking, a miserable pig cry came from behind them again, and a half-sized pig was being forcibly carried up by several tall male classmates.

There is a concrete platform on the top there, with a faucet on it, and a pool under it. They are pulling the pig to the pool.

There was already a classmate waiting beside the pool. He had a grin on his face and a sharp knife in his hand. He looked like a big boss.

Xue Tao also saw it, and he scolded directly: "Fuck, how come there are even pig butchers?"

"My pig!!"

Then Zhou Porridge also felt a figure beside him rushing towards him.

It was Liu Haiyang, and he ran and shouted: "That pig costs 30 yuan a catty, pay the money and kill it!"

Zhou Congee: "?"

"Hasn't the price of pork been reduced? Why is it so expensive?"

Xue Tao: "Don't we still want to make money? Let's go and watch the slaughter of pigs."

"Let's go!"

From this moment on, the tone of the whole event changed, from a thrilling confrontation event to an unpretentious gourmet event.

By the time Zhou Porridge passed slowly, all the pigs over there had been killed.

It seems that they are really professional. A pot of water burned on the ground is shedding pigs, and a bucket of pig blood is picked up next to it.Yang Chen squatted on the ground and muttered about butchering vegetables.

There were rhubarb and fast runners squatting beside them, all staring at the pork on the ground seriously.Seeing Zhou Porridge coming, Rhubarb and the others yelled a few times to say hello, and ran quickly to rub against Zhou Porridge's feet.

The students were inexplicably excited. They shaved the pig in a while, and then lifted the pig on the platform, and then the student who killed the pig picked up the knife again.

Zhou Congee could tell from his appearance that he had two brushes, and the knife in his hand didn't look cheap. Sure enough, dividing pork was smooth and flowing, like art.

Zhou Congee was alright, purely for admiration, but Zhao Xuan was completely fascinated by his smooth movements. After the classmate was finished, he stood devoutly next to the classmate and asked, "Student, can I ask you for your favor?" Master?"

The classmate spoke with a little accent: "Why do you want me to be your teacher?"

Zhao Xuan stretched out his hand and made a gesture: "As far as your meat-cutting skills are concerned, you are super handsome."

The classmate said straightforwardly, "No problem."

Zhao Xuan held his hand excitedly and asked, "Master, where do I start?"

The classmate who butchered the pig took out a small knife from his pocket and put it solemnly in Zhao Xuan's hand, and said, "Apprentice, you can start by cutting pork, and I will take good care of you for the teacher."

Zhao Xuan began to cut pork with a knife, listening to his master talk about the years when he helped his family sell pork.

While waiting for the food to be ready, Zhou Congee was stuffed with a lot of things by the female students in the class.

For example, grilled chicken wings, two ham sausages, two skewers of pork belly, and finally Song Peizhu stuffed with a bunch of red mushrooms.

"Porridge, try it!"

Zhou Congee looked at the mushrooms in his hand, they were red all over, the size was one bite, and they smelled good, but he still didn't dare to eat them in the end, and handed them to Bai Ye.

Under Zhou Congee's expectant gaze, Bai Ye picked it up and bit one in his mouth.

Zhou Congee: "How is it?"

Bai Ye resisted the numbing and spicy feeling that rushed up from the tip of his tongue, it was soaring to the sky.

He said in a hoarse voice: "Spicy."

"hot?"

Zhou Porridge looked at the mushrooms, except for some spices, and saw no traces of pepper, but he looked at Bai Ye's lips that quickly began to turn red, Zhou Porridge nodded with certainty, um, it does look spicy.

"Is there anything other than spicy?"

Bai Ye: "It's only very spicy."

"That's good, I'll try it too."

Zhou Porridge directly touched Bai Ye's hand and bit one of the remaining mushrooms.

Bai Ye looked at the mushroom that disappeared into Zhou Porridge's mouth, and felt that it looked different from the one he ate, as if there was an extra round circle on his body, but he was not sure.

Zhou porridge chewed twice, but he didn't feel the spicy taste, only the strong cumin flavor, which tasted similar to that of oyster mushrooms. He said blankly to Bai Ye, "Why isn't mine spicy? It tastes like flat mushrooms. mushroom."

Bai Ye frowned, "Your mushrooms seem to be different from mine."

"Ok?"

Zhou Porridge has already swallowed this thing, "This mushroom won't have any strange effects?"

Bai Ye didn't know much about mushrooms either, so he asked Zhou Porridge to sit next to him, and then brought him a bottle of mineral water.

Then he scanned the nearby hillside again, and soon he locked on to the target, the person from the Edible Fungi Research Center who had talked to them before.

Watching Zhou Conge gulp down the water, Bai Ye touched his face and said, "Congee Congee, I'll go find someone and I'll be right back."

Zhou Congee is weak, pitiful and helpless at the moment, he has seen the power of mushrooms, he does not want to become a spider or a fish!

Not even a dog!

He looked at Bai Ye sadly, looking like a pitiful person.

Bai Ye said softly, "I'll be right back, okay?"

Zhou Congee: "Okay."

Ji Feng was dragged here by Bai Ye, dragging in the standard sense, his feet didn't take a full step during the whole journey.

In the end he found himself lying in front of someone he still knew.

He didn't intend to get up on the ground, so he just lay down and said to Zhou Congee, "Hey, isn't this Zhou Congee, why are you looking for me so urgently?"

Bai Ye said coldly: "Porridge Porridge ate a red mushroom with a white circle on it. The circle is not big, and it tastes like oyster mushroom. What effect does eating have?"

Ji Feng looked at the pitiful Zhou Congee and the nervous Bai Ye, and said slowly, "Relax, we won't take out dangerous mushrooms either."

"But-"

But Ji Feng elongated his voice again, and said a turning point, and Zhou Porridge's heart that had just been let go lifted up again.

"From your description, Zhou Porridge should be eating the wishful thinking mushrooms. I'm lucky. The growth requirements of such mushrooms are very high. The growth temperature needs to be 25 to 28 degrees, and the humidity requirement is 75 to 85%. The cycle still has humus..."

Ji Feng suddenly started talking about the way of growing mushrooms, and Bai Ye directly interrupted him, "So what does it do."

Ji Feng: "I have already said that its name is Xinxiangshichenggu. Its function is of course to make your wishes come true."

Zhou Congee still didn't understand, so he asked, "Be more specific."

Ji Feng sat up and faced Zhou Porridge, "Specifically, after eating it, you will see what you want to see the most. 80.00% of people will regard some objects around them as money or gold and silver jewelry, and the rest In most cases, what people see is some weird, self-obsessed things."

After listening, Zhou Porridge paused for two seconds, then raised his head and said seriously to Bai Ye: "If, I mean, if, I do something strange because of this mushroom, you must stop me."

Seeing Zhou Congee being so serious, Ji Feng immediately looked like he was enjoying the show.

Half an hour later, nothing happened, Zhou Congee could no longer maintain his nervousness, he started to eat a bowl of duck soup Liu Yuyang sent over, and together with Bai Ye finished half a roast chicken sent by Yang Chen .

An hour later, Ji Feng also joined in, and after Zhou Porridge and Zhou Porridge ate all the food brought by the others, Zhou Porridge hiccupped and stood up from the ground.

He said happily to Bai Ye: "I think I may have a special physique. Mushrooms don't seem to be useful to me."

Ji Feng was a little puzzled: "It's weird."

Seeing that Zhou Congee was fine, Bai Ye was also in a good mood. He was about to speak when he saw Zhou Congee rushing from the side. He reached out to catch him, and then felt Zhou Congee holding him in his arms. face, and looked at himself with a reddish face.

"Bai Ye, how do you know that I like cat maids?"

The author says:

Migraine today... woo woo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!