Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Porridge frowned and asked, "What does open-air barbecue mean?"

The strange handsome guy stood up, patted his butt, and said: "Literally, I just received the news. My junior brother sent me a message asking me that we don't have coriander in our laboratory. They want to use it for cold salad and praise us for this event." It’s really well done, and the open-air barbecue also provides such fresh ingredients, but it’s too exciting to grab and eat now.”

"They seem to think that we put so many animals that they can catch them and eat them directly—"

After the handsome guy finished speaking, Fu Cheng also held the arm and shouted: "Then I understand, no wonder no one came over after we stayed here for so long, they probably caught it and took it there to eat right?"

Xue Tao screamed: "Is it true that no one came?"

Fu Cheng: "There is no one. We are all bored to fight the landlord. I thought they were too useless to catch them. Ah, so I misunderstood them."

Jiang Yu: "According to this, they actually thought this was a buffet event?"

Looking at the distance, Zhou Porridge suddenly said, "I guess if you wait a little longer, your duck will turn into old duck soup."

Xue Tao screamed, turned around and ran away, "Ah—that duck is my final homework!!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone laughed at the scene. After laughing for a while, Zhou Porridge suddenly realized something was wrong. He asked, "Wait, how many ducks did Xue Tao bring today?"

Jiang Yu: "What do you mean?"

Zhou Porridge immediately screamed, and ran out after Xue Tao's back: "Ah, my duck!"

As the saying goes, there are always surprises in activities.

The thing is, Xue Tao’s original plan was that they put different animals in this large area for the contestants to catch. Different animals have different points. After the contestants catch the animals, they can hand them over to the middle hillside. The referees will score points, and after the time is over, they will be ranked according to the scores.

The animals they prepared included rabbits, chickens, ducks, and several half-sized pigs and sheep. Among them, the rabbits, chickens, pigs, and sheep were bought from the vegetable market, and the ducks were strongly requested by their teacher. They planned to wait for the contestants If they catch them, they can finally resell them to the cafeteria, and they will not lose money anyway.

They even went to join Rhubarb and Run Fast and let them participate in this activity in friendship.

During the event, they can take the opportunity to sell some net bags for catching things, bait and so on, and they can make a fortune again.

The plan is like this, how can those young and vigorous students resist the charm of hunting?So at the beginning his plan was successful, as he had imagined, many people participated in the event.

But after the activity started, that random variable appeared.

People from the Edible Fungi Research Center are here.

They occupy the critical road outside to the competition area, and also try to recommend their edible mushrooms to passing classmates.

A wave of classmates came, and they stopped him, "Student, are you interested in mushrooms? You can eat and play with them!"

The other students took three steps back: "No, no, I haven't lived enough, and I don't want to die yet."

A student who studies mushrooms: "Don't listen to rumors from students outside, our mushrooms are cute and cute, look at this, it used to be shiitake mushrooms, and now it still retains the special fragrance of shiitake mushrooms, with a tender and smooth taste.

And it also has a special effect. After eating it, you will feel hot all over your body, as light as if you drank a catty of white wine! "

The other students looked at the small mushroom in his hand. It was no bigger than a palm, black, and densely packed with small white spots. It looked like a poisonous mushroom, and it was a very poisonous one!

The others took a few steps back, and someone whispered, "Are you sure you're not poisoned because you're feeling hot all over after eating it?"

A student from the Edible Mushroom Research Center: "How is it possible? We are professionals. Although there may be some side effects after eating, it can be completely metabolized."

"Look, there is this kind of red one, which can make you soar anytime and anywhere. It is not a dream to sing on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. This kind of blue one is best eaten with chicken! This kind of yellow one, roasted Once baked, it feels like it has its own fat, which is equivalent to eating meat without gaining weight!"

"The most important thing is that these are free of charge! It's free, and you don't have to eat for nothing!"

Others swallowed, it's free, if you don't eat it, you feel like you're at a loss!

They also saw the vacillation of others, added another fire, and said, "It's over there, with a barbecue grill and an alcohol pot, let's go?"

"go!"

Finally, they went there with a big bag of mushrooms.

First the spectators, then the contestants, the development of things gradually changed from free mushrooms to free barbecue.

The rumor that came out later was like this, "Have you heard? The activity over there is to eat free barbecue, no money, but you have to catch the barbecued things yourself. If you can't catch them, you can only eat poisonous mushrooms."

There are more and more people, and the grills are not enough, and some people directly set them up with wires.

So the end result was that the referees in the middle were completely ignored. Fu Cheng and the others blew cold wind in the middle for hours, only to see them grabbing things all over the place.

But no one ever came to them-this is the ultimate reason why they are so boring to fight the landlord.

Zhou Porridge ran away with Bai Ye, Jiang Yu followed, Fu Cheng and the strange handsome guy didn't know why, but they still followed.

Halfway through the run, Zhou Porridge still can't run anymore. His evolution direction is different from others. If other people are physical, then Zhou Porridge is similar to mental ones, and his physical fitness is not good.

But he was worried that his duck would be caught and eaten, so Bai Ye carried Zhou Porridge directly behind him, using only one hand.

When Xue Tao arrived at the ground, he saw that there was a scene of excitement over there. The crowd over there was divided into groups and gathered together. There was burning coal in the middle, and a simple barbecue grill was set up on it.

Some people don't even have a grill, and just wear a wire to grill on the fire.

Seeing a person holding a dead duck in his hand, Xue Tao screamed, "My duck!!"

He rushed up the hillside quickly again, and grabbed the white, stripped, dead dead duck carcass.

He hugged the dead duck, and he wept!

The classmate was also frightened when he held the knife, "What's the matter, I bought this duck? Isn't it your pet?"

"Wait, what did you say?"

"I said I bought this duck."

Xue Tao: "It's not that you caught ducks and ate them."

The classmate pointed to the thumping duck that was caught in the net, and said: "It was originally planned, but who knew that the duck had a ring on its foot and a name on it, who would dare to eat it, but chicken If they were killed, they would all be turned into beggar chickens."

Xue Tao breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he kept his final homework.

He grabbed the staff he had arranged to inquire, and after learning about the source of the incident, he found out the people from the Edible Fungus Research Center among the crowd.

Bai Ye caught up with Zhou Porridge, and Jiang Yu also ran to catch up quickly. Then the people from the Edible Fungus Research Center, the staff here, Xue Tao, Jiang Yu, and Zhou Porridge sat together in the corner.

Bai Ye's breathing was still steady, and Zhou Porridge asked out of breath, "Duck, is the duck okay?"

Xue Tao: "Alive."

Zhou Porridge was also relieved, and asked, "So what's going on?"

Xue Tao stared at those classmates viciously.

The people in the Edible Mushroom Research Center are still very innocent, "We just want to share our delicious mushrooms with our classmates. I don't know why they misunderstood."

"Yeah, yeah, it's none of our business."

After they finished talking, Xue Tao arranged for the staff at the audience site to speak, "Senior Brother Xue, we don't know, they said there was an open-air barbecue, and we thought it was you who arranged it."

"Also said that you are so wise and mighty to treat us so well, and you went to the vegetable market to buy so many things."

Xue Tao didn't listen to their compliments: "Stop praising me, to be honest, have you two eaten?"

The two female classmates in yellow mandarin jackets immediately lowered their heads: "Eat."

"Senior brother, you don't know, it's so delicious!"

Xue Tao sneered and said, "Of course it's delicious, but it's a chicken from the countryside that I bought for a huge sum of money!"

"Well……"

Suddenly there was another burst of fragrance, and Zhou Congee took a sip. The fragrance was so overbearing that he couldn't help turning his head to look.

Zhou Porridge saw the New Year's scene over there, full of cheers and joy, because a group of people came from a little farther above, and they carried a big lump of meat in their hands!

Zhou Congee slowly opened his eyes wide, it turned out to be half a pig.

Not only him, but everyone who smelled it looked over there. They didn't know who it was, and even blew a whistle, and then the atmosphere reached another peak.

Zhou Congee: "This is...too awesome."

As soon as this came out, no one at the scene cared about Xue Tao's speech, and even Xue Tao himself was a little distracted.

Zhou Porridge dragged Bai Ye away, he was very interested in that pig now!

Squeezing into the crowd, Zhou Congee saw Yang Chen's excited face, and Yang Chen called out when he saw Zhou Congee, "Zhou Congee, have you seen Jiang Yu? I want to treat her to a barbecue. Look at our grilled meat." Pig, with apple puree on the outside and mushrooms inside."

Zhou Congee's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Your?"

Yang Chen nodded, "Yes."

Zhou Congee: "You guys are so fast, who killed the pig? Is there anyone here who can handle pigs?"

Yang Chen said happily: "You don't know, our school is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, not to mention killing pigs, cattle are fine."

While Yang Chen was blah blah, the others were already squatting on the ground to eat. They didn't even have a bowl, they just wrapped it in leaves and ate it.

"What are you eating?"

Halfway through eating, a voice suddenly sounded from behind Zhou Congee.

Zhou Congee didn't realize that the world around him suddenly became strangely quiet, and he was still answering: "Roast pig."

"Is it tasty?"

Zhou Congee: "It's delicious, would you like some?"

"Give me one if you can."

Principal Liu, who could face any situation calmly, spoke again.

The author says:

Liu Haiyang: It's not a big problem, I can still make it up.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!