Help, I don't want to farm

After finishing the anatomy exam, Zhou Porridge packed up his things and went out. Liu Yuyang's girlfriend made an appointment

After finishing the anatomy exam, Zhou Conge packed up his things and went out. Liu Yuyang's girlfriend asked him to go to the library and he had already gone one step ahead. Zhao Xuan followed Zhou Congee trying to speak well for Yang Chen, and Yang Chen Chen could only follow behind them.

Yang Chen is also very depressed now. If it was said that Zhou Porridge felt like a thunderbolt when it was named, then Yang Chen wanted to eat five catties on the spot and die immediately.

In fact, at that time, he wished he could snatch the fish from Zhou Congee's hand and rush up instead of him.

But he didn't dare, woo hoo.

"Zhou Congee, you can't blame him entirely, he's just so stupid, didn't you already know that?"

Zhou Congee: "I already knew it. Since you are so stupid, it's a waste to live. I think it's better to throw him directly into the lake."

Zhao Xuan explained: "But in fact, he is still somewhat useful, at least he can buy you breakfast every morning, right?"

Zhou Congee's face gradually became gloomy: "Breakfast..."

Yang Chen immediately rushed up and pulled Zhao Xuan away, shouting: "Brother Xuan, you can't mention breakfast!"

Fortunately, Bai Ye was already waiting in front of the teaching building where they took the exam, otherwise Yang Chen might be torn apart by Zhou Porridge.

Bai Ye came to Zhou Porridge, glanced at Yang Chen and Zhao Xuan who were twisted into a ball behind Zhou Porridge, and asked, "What's wrong with them?"

Zhou Congee shoved his cold hand into Bai Ye's warm one unceremoniously, and said, "The two of them have a deep relationship, and they are in contact with each other. It is estimated that they will live and die together in the future."

Bai Ye asked with some doubts: "Isn't Yang Chen chasing Jiang Yu?"

Zhou Congee: "That's not it, they are pure brotherly love."

The two walked forward sweetly, Yang Chen took Zhao Xuan behind and didn't dare to say anything, and had to eat a mouthful of dog food.

Zhao Xuan hugged Yang Chen's shoulders and looked enviously at Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye holding hands and swaying, envious in his heart, and said, "When will I find a girlfriend, it seems that falling in love is also good."

Yang Chen gave him a strange look, and said, "Didn't I hear a girl ask you in such a lovely voice two days ago, why brother Xuan hasn't been playing games recently?"

Zhao Xuan: "Yes."

Yang Chen: "Then it's fine if you can't talk to her. You can tell from her voice that she should be very cute."

Zhao Xuan immediately looked like he had eaten shit, "But he's a man."

Yang Chen: "?"

Zhao Xuan continued: "Do you understand the voice changer? That high-cold Yujie voice a few days ago is also him."

Yang Chen looked bewildered: "But he is a man, why would he call you Brother Xuan so disgustingly?"

"Silly boy, of course it's to disgust me on purpose." Zhao Xuan smiled weakly.

Hearing what he said, Yang Chen suddenly became quiet, and when he walked through a hole that was forcibly gnawed out by a cow, he suddenly said to Zhao Xuan with a serious face.

"Is this the only way you play games? Is this a newly developed taste?"

Zhao Xuan looked at Yang Chen's serious discussion eyes, at this moment his thoughts finally coincided with Zhou Porridge's, and now he also felt that perhaps letting Yang Chen rest in peace earlier would really be good for everyone.

When Zhou Porridge and the others passed by the tomb of the koi carp, they discovered that there were still students placing some sacrifices beside the tombstone.

Some students also surrounded the small grave with small stones, and the wooden sign in front of the grave was also replaced with a black wooden sign engraved with the tomb of a koi carp.

There were some weird foods piled up in front of the tomb bag. Normal packaged snacks and fruits were fine, but Zhou Porridge saw a bowl of half-eaten snail noodles, and there was even a stewed duck claw inside.

Zhou Porridge asked Bai Ye suspiciously, "Do koi eat snail noodles?"

Bai Ye: "They should not eat snail noodles."

Zhou Porridge: "Then what are they doing with the snail powder? The taste is still smelly and spicy. Are they planning to smoke the koi to death again?"

In addition to food, there are all kinds of flowers, not to mention the wild flowers on the roadside, the flowers of fruit trees and so on. There is actually someone passing by with a large bouquet of roses. Which girl do you want to confess to?

Zhou Congee: "??"

Zhou Porridge stared at the man, watched him put flowers beside the small grave, and then bowed reverently.

Yang Chen followed them and came up to watch, and said loudly: "Fuck, what's this? Zhao Xuan, look, there are still people courting the koi!"

That classmate heard it, pointed at Yang Chen and scolded, "I won't allow you to insult the Koi Immortal like this!"

"This is the koi fairy that made me win three big questions!"

Someone next to him also said: "That's right, you don't know how clever the Koi Daxian is!"

Zhou Cong heard that the people here said that the three judgment questions that the Koi Daxian made him blind were all correct, and the people over there said that the Koi Daxian made him just review the same type of big questions that were the finale of the final exam... …

It's okay for one person to say that, but it's a bit weird for so many people to say that.

Zhou Porridge was also shocked. He felt that although the world had undergone a magical mutation, it wouldn't suddenly change from materialism to idealism!

Just when Zhou Porridge fell into self-doubt, Yang Chen spoke weakly from the side, "Tell me, is there such a possibility, I mean it is possible, but it is actually because you have studied well?"

There was silence at the scene, and Zhou Porridge had an epiphany.

He showed a relieved smile, and then said to Bai Ye: "I think my bad omen is over."

Although Bai Ye didn't know what happened, it was good for Zhou Porridge to be happy.

Zhou Porridge just ignored them, pulled Bai Ye away, and said as he walked, "Let's go, study, I still have three subjects. I will take one test tomorrow and two next week. I will be on winter vacation."

"By the way, I'm going on a business trip with my teacher during the winter vacation. I heard it's going to the mountains. I think it will be fun."

Bai Ye knew about it a long time ago, and has made corresponding arrangements. As Zhou Yu's boyfriend, he doesn't have to follow secretly now.

So he said without any concealment: "We will also go there on a business trip to do another project."

"The same mountain?"

"Well, I heard that a small mammal has grown wings. The feathers are like metal. They hide very well..."

"Then is there an animal that can fly and swim in water?"

"Uh..." The voices of two people came from afar, Yang Chen and Zhao Xuan looked at each other, Yang Chen asked, "Do they still remember our existence?"

Zhao Xuan: "I guess I don't remember."

"Luckily you're here."

"Brother is so nice."

After finishing speaking, the two of them hooked their shoulders and walked away as before.

After dispelling the ominous sign, Zhou Porridge is in a better mood now, and looking at Yang Chen also feels pleasing to the eye.

Yang Chen finally stood up again in the dormitory, and he didn't worry about being thrown out of the dormitory by Zhou Porridge when he fell asleep at night.

Zhou Porridge's dormitory once again restored harmony.

A few days later, Zhou Porridge found that not only had he broken the ominous omen, he had even started to get lucky now!

The teacher of their mutated poultry domestication class actually wanted to weigh their ducks for their duck domestication results, and then graded them based on their weight.

As soon as this method came out, there was a burst of wailing, because the few ducks that Xue Tao took out to participate in the activity before were so frightened that they lost their fat.

So the owners of those ducks are screaming miserably now, and they are all trying to attack Xue Tao.

Their teacher Wang Guoxue took out an electronic scale from his blue canvas bag and said, "What's it called? It's not a final exam. This is included in the usual grades. As long as the ducks don't die, the difference in scores won't be widened."

"But if you die...huh!"

Hearing this, some students showed disappointment on their faces. They really wanted to convert this directly into the final grade. After all, as long as the duck is not dead, it can't be counted as failing, and they don't need to take the exam.

In addition, several classmates turned pale, because their ducks were really raised to death by them.

In fact, it is not considered to be raised to death, but to be shown off to death by them.

May I ask, you have a duck that is particularly good at nagging people's butt, how can you control it and not show it off?

Then, after being taken out by them a few times, their duck was burped by the crowd.

However, other people's affairs have nothing to do with Zhou Congee. He is currently waiting at the back of the queue with the duck's wing roots waiting to be weighed.

Zhou Congee compared his duck with the ducks of his classmates in front of him, and felt that his duck was quite good, with bright feathers and a round body. Compared with most other ducks, the whole duck was completely larger in outline. , looks like a fat body.

Other students saw it and cast envious eyes.

Zhou Porridge couldn't help straightening his waist, anyway, he was inexplicably proud.

When it was Zhou Congee's turn, the duck also lived up to his expectations and weighed an overwhelming victory.

When he heard their teacher read out the number, Zhou Porridge heard the exclamation from the people around him.

"A very fat duck."

"Why is it so heavy? What did Zhou Porridge feed it?"

"This is simply the king of ducks!"

"Duck King Baba"

The female students in the Zhou Congee class also showed satisfied smiles, because they are all responsible for the weight of this duck.

When they came to see their own ducks, they would take a look at Zhou Porridge's duck and give it some food.In a place unknown to Zhou Porridge, his duck even ate six meals in one day, almost starved himself to death, but fortunately, it survived tenaciously, and now it has become a new generation of duck king .

Although this duck king is actually a female duck.

Standing by the side to record the data was the monitor of Class 1 wearing glasses. He pushed his glasses and said, "Congratulations Zhou Porridge, No.[-]."

Zhou Porridge smiled until his big eyes turned into crescent moons, and said, "Thank you! Your duck is also good."

The monitor of class [-] asked by the way: "Your ducks may be kept for breeding ducks, so the school will compensate you with duck products. Do you like salted ducks, stewed ducks or smoked ducks?"

"Braised, braised duck?"

The topic changed too quickly, and Zhou Congee just randomly chose one he often eats without thinking too much.

The monitor of the first class wrote it down carefully in his notebook, and then called the next one.

Zhou Porridge went to stand next to him, and found out that the question of how to eat ducks was a process that everyone had. Most of the students chose stewed ducks, and a small number of students even asked if they could take the live ducks back with their families. eat.

After all, this is a duck they raised with their own hands!

In the end, in the duck-raising exam, Zhou Porridge relied on the fat duck to gain the limelight, and in the subsequent exams, except for their production teacher who insisted on taking them to see the cow giving birth, the cow that gave birth almost collapsed Except for Zhou Congee who was covered in shit, everything went well for the rest of his final exams.

When Zhou Porridge stepped out of the examination room of the last exam, he felt that the cursing words of starlings on the roadside were all sweet.

Because there is only one thought in his mind now, that is - giant panda, here I come!

The author says:

大熊猫，我来啦！感谢在2022-04-0923:46:31-2022-04-1023:46:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!