Help, I don't want to farm

Xue Tao: "Zhou Congee, you are my lucky star-I love you--"

Zhou Congee: "You are possessed by something? Forget it, you should not go to the mental hospital, go directly to the Huangmu Temple to pay your respects."

Xue Tao: "I'm sorry, I can't react after pretending to be a girl."

"Congee Congee, you are such a big baby, hehe, I heard that you and Brother Bai have been entangled for so long and are finally together. I wish you a happy union for a hundred years."

Zhou Congee: "Are you asking for a beating?"

Xue Tao replied Zhou Porridge with an emoji of shutting up, and then went away with a silly laugh.

He is just happy, the girls are here, can the guys be far behind?Their activities will definitely become a grand occasion for X Agricultural University.

Although Zhou Congee didn't know what Xue Tao was doing, he felt the popularity of the Pea Contest on campus.

In addition to the heated discussions on the forum, even Jin Wei praised Xue Tao when she was teaching them, saying that they were smart enough to directly bring peas to generate income, and that he opened up new ideas for agriculture.

Although some plants have evolved to become more unpalatable, they also have more functions. Now they can take the road of entertainment. Let him ask her to apply for any plants he needs. She can provide some uncommon but fun plants. .

The same is true for Wang Guoxue of mutant poultry domestication chemistry. During class, he asked other students to find the best materials for duck nests, and he dragged Xue Tao to speak sneakily on the side, which was overheard by Zhou Porridge.

Their teacher Wang: "I went to the tea mountain to see it. The things you plant are very good. There will be so many things left in the end. Have you thought about how to deal with them?"

Xue Tao looked innocent: "Teacher, we have already negotiated the price for the cafeteria, and they all want it."

Wang Guoxue said solemnly: "Look, we managed to catch the ducks, but we didn't eat any good things when we brought them back. Otherwise, you can share some of them to feed the ducks."

"Besides, these ducks are fine anyway, so they can be brought over to fight for hegemony."

Xue Tao was fooled by their teacher, and in the end he agreed directly without knowing why, and then patted his chest to promise that the duck would join in when the time came.

Wang Guoxue said: "That's right, our duck must be the most prestigious."

Zhou Porridge looked at the back of Wang Guoxue singing and leaving, and felt that his impression of him had changed again!

Then during the anatomy class, Zhou Porridge also heard the students in the next group discussing that the students in the moving hospital would put some surprise gifts in, and then listened to them talking about the common kittens and puppies to the uncommon ones. The beasts, and finally the wonderful boa constrictor salamander, etc., the whole person is embarrassed.

Although the animal hospital does have some cherished animals, they won't just release them like this, okay?

It's not like Zhou Porridge has never participated in school activities before, including Lantern Festival quiz activities, Hanfu Festival, Peach Blossom Marriage Party, insect photography and so on.

But not too many people participated, even the most famous Peach Blossom Marriage Fair was only lively for two short days.

Seeing such a grand Zhou Congee, I couldn’t understand it. Finally, I reluctantly came to a conclusion. Maybe this event is a rare competitive event that is more male-oriented?

It's a ghost!

At the door of the dormitory, Zhou Porridge saw Xue Tao's newly released leaflet for the Pea Contest. On it, his own photo occupied the most prominent center position, and beside it was written the most beautiful referee, waiting for your arrival.

It's all like this, Zhou Porridge doesn't know yet, Xue Tao used himself to pull the banner!No wonder it's so lively.

Zhou Porridge gritted his teeth. When he saw this photo, it was an activity they had organized on an official account in X Province to select the school flowers and grassroots of several universities in X Province. Looks like a very contrived photo.

Although others exaggerated Zhou Porridge's rainbow fart that he had never seen before in that photo, but for Zhou Congee, he could pick out a Disney castle with his toes just looking at this photo!

Looking at the photo, Zhou Congee propped his chin with his hand, and touched a bunch of peach blossoms on the table with his other hand. His expression was slightly surprised. The whole photo highlighted what was natural, what was fresh, and who was more beautiful than flowers.

But the ghost knows that in order to take this photo, Zhou Porridge poses for half an hour.

In the middle of the leaflet, apart from him, there were Fu Cheng, Jiang Yu, who were holding a lollipop and looking disdainful, and even a black-skinned cool guy from the Agricultural College.

Holding the flyer, Zhou Conge violently pushed open the door of Xue Tao's dormitory.

Everyone inside was taken aback. Xue Tao saw that it was Zhou Congee who came in, and was about to say hello, but when he saw the flyer in Zhou Congee's hand, his face turned pale.

Zhou Congee wanted to slap all the flyers on Xue Tao's face, but for the sake of his classmates, he held back.

"Be honest."

Since Xue Tao did this, he already knew that there would be such a day. He slowly stood up and walked in front of Zhou Porridge.

Zhou Congee: "You'd better give me a good reason, otherwise...huh!"

Xue Tao didn't speak, he sat down directly and hugged Zhou Congee's leg, and then began to cry loudly: "Zhou Congee, I know that I'm sorry for you, I didn't inform you during the publicity, I also chose such a picture, but, you see, I am old and young, let me go this time!"

Zhou Porridge tugged on his thigh, but Xue Tao hugged him tightly, seeing that he couldn't break free, Zhou Porridge gradually calmed down.

He said in a cold voice, "Huh? Is there a kid?"

Xue Tao's roommate was a bit clever, and he yelled directly at Xue Tao: "Dad? Ah, Dad! What's wrong with you?"

Zhou Congee: "?"

Xue Tao hugged Zhou Congee's thigh even tighter, his buttocks squirmed on the ground, "Zhou Congee, look, I really have three sons who are useless."

All of a sudden, there were voices calling Dad one after another in the dormitory.

Everyone has reached this point, Zhou Congee is speechless.

It took a while before Zhou Porridge recovered his voice. He lowered his head and looked at Xue Tao who was looking up at him, and then asked: "I'll forget it, you still use Fu Cheng's photos to do these things, they didn't come To settle accounts with you?"

Xue Tao's face became more sad, and he said in a low voice: "I told you, don't be angry!"

"Say it."

Xue Tao: "Actually, I asked for their opinions, and I brought you with me when I told them...then they readily agreed!"

After hearing this, Zhou Porridge immediately grabbed his neck: "You just plucked my sheep's wool!"

Xue Tao: "Ah, I was wrong, I dare not do it again."

Next to him, his fake sons also came over and hugged Zhou Congee, and persuaded them one after another: "Zhou Congee! He knew he was wrong! As long as you don't quit! You can teach him whatever you want!"

Zhou Congee gradually calmed down, "You can teach him whatever you want?"

"exactly!"

Zhou Porridge looked at Xue Tao's face and smiled lightly.

Smiling like a hundred flowers blooming, spring is brilliant, but Xue Tao only felt the cold wind, he let go of the hand holding Zhou Congee's leg in a daze, and now he really wants to get into his warm bed.

……

In class the next morning, Yang Chen unexpectedly saw Xue Tao who had just grown eyebrows, and once again shaved his eyebrows and drew them back.

Yang Chen: "Ah, Brother Tao, what's going on? Are you in love with Thrush?"

Xue Tao glanced at Zhou Porridge, and said righteously: "That's not true, my eyebrows today are not bad, right? Tomorrow I will show you my new Guan Gong eyebrows!"

Yang Chen simply smiled and said, "Sounds good, I'll try it when I have time."

Only Liu Yuyang looked at Zhou Porridge who was smiling and said nothing, and understood something.

Xue Tao lived through the days when cats hated dogs, squirrels scratched his hair when they saw him, and birds would shit on his head when they saw him—yes, Zhou Porridge finally filed a complaint with Bai Ye.

Although Bai Ye in human form didn't react much, he in cat form was not very generous, so that all the animals in the school now knew that this man had done something that made Zhou Congee angry.

Now, his suffering is coming to an end soon, and the day when the Pea Contest officially starts has finally come. He got up very early that day, and other students also got up very early.

Zhou Porridge has never seen so many students get up so early in the morning when there is no internship, no experiment, and no class on a weekend morning.

Most of the boys were still excited when they came downstairs.

Because the Tea Academy is at the end of the southern district, Zhou Porridge and the others followed the crowd and took the school bus with other students, even the master who drove the school bus was puzzled.

"Do you have any activities today? I see a lot of students going there today."

A classmate in the car said, "Yes."

Uncle driver: "Oh, what kind of barbecue competition is going to be held? Earlier, I also drove a few cars of ducks and rabbits there."

"rabbit??"

"Exciting, I can't wait!"

"If I kill the rabbit, can I take the rabbit's body back?"

Zhou Porridge couldn't bear it anymore, and interjected: "I advise you to avoid fighting rabbits unless you have practiced."

I don't know why, after Zhou Porridge finished speaking, I felt that the others were even more excited.

When he arrived at Chashan, Zhou Porridge saw that the road into the mountain was still surrounded in a decent way.

The tea mountain is said to be a mountain. In fact, except for the outermost mountain, which is relatively high, its height is actually limited. There are low slopes with gentle slopes, which used to be full of tea trees.

The Tea Academy was also a magical academy in X Agricultural University before. Their academy was mysteriously rich. I don’t know why, the Tea Academy has an inexplicably rich atmosphere from top to bottom, and from the various benefits of their academy Look, they are indeed rich.

Zhou Porridge’s impression of the Tea Academy was that it was a rich academy. He hadn’t been to Chashan before because of the travel. Later, when he wanted to go, Liu Yuyang told him that there were a few vicious dogs on the tea mountain and asked him to run away. Got a dog?

Of course Zhou Porridge couldn't escape, so he immediately gave up the idea of ​​visiting.

So today is Zhou Porridge’s first official visit to Chashan Mountain. The road to enter is crowded with people. He can only look at the colorful plants on the mountain, and there is a particularly conspicuous and large red mushroom on his upper waist. The places are pretty normal.

He was the referee and was waiting for Xue Tao to come and pick him up, but Yang Chen and the others just wanted to be a quiet crowd eating melons, so they said hello to Zhou Porridge, and went in with the crowd.

Zhou Porridge randomly found an open place to stand, and after sending Bai Ye the location, he began to observe the surroundings. He found that the students around him were a little different from the other students. They had such a special temperament. They have been discussing in a low voice, and they are not as excited as others.

Their voices were small, Zhou Porridge pretended to be casual and moved a few steps towards them, and the voice on the other side became clear, "Wait a minute, you can sprinkle this thing in..."

"Can you do it?"

"Obviously it's our territory."

"Yes! Don't sprinkle it in, sprinkle it over there..."

The author says:

薛·无眉·深沉·涛：我知道，为了出名，总是要付出一点代价的。感谢在2022-03-2822:32:53-2022-03-2919:46:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!