Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Porridge didn't listen to them on purpose, the main reason was that it was a public place, and they didn't know to find a remote corner to plan directly. Who can bear it if they don't listen?

After listening for a while, Zhou Porridge felt that they were a little cute, and muttered about some methods that he thought were completely unfeasible.

"We can go up to them pretending to be staff and just drop things at their feet."

"No, no, the flow of people is so big, what if I accidentally hurt you?"

Zhou Porridge agrees, it is a girl who said this, it seems that they have not yet reached the point where right and wrong cannot be distinguished.

Another male classmate said: "Then what do you think, how about you bribe the people around him and put it directly on his clothes."

The male classmate was quickly scolded by another female classmate, "Brother, do you think you are filming a movie? The person you find is not good enough to expose you easily, okay?"

"I think we can pretend to be contestants and sneak in. There will definitely be many opportunities at that time. Aren't there other people besides him?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I heard that Zhou Porridge is going too, he is the referee."

"I knew that Zhou Porridge was with them. Just wait, I'll put tea powder on his clothes later."

"Other people can, but Zhou Porridge can't."

The man was dissatisfied, "Why?"

"Because he looks good!"

Among the group of people, there were a few people who liked Zhou Congee more favorably, and they immediately safeguarded Zhou Congee's personal safety.

"If you dare to put tea pollen on Zhou Congee, don't try to copy my homework next time!"

Hearing this, Zhou Porridge felt that he should also say something, after all, he couldn't be robbed by Xue Tao, and he had to help him take the blame.

He took a few steps over there, interjected and said, "Actually, I have a simple solution, do you want to hear it?"

"Fuck, who are you?"

Zhou Congee's sudden sound startled several people who were discussing in full swing. They were guilty of doing bad things in the first place, and someone's voice was so frightened that it changed its tone.

Before they could react, Zhou Porridge squeezed directly between them. He bent down to beckon them to come closer, and said in a low voice, "Come, come, I have a good idea."

Others leaned over in a daze, and then someone finally realized, "Aren't you Zhou Congee? You heard it just now."

Zhou Congee: "Yeah, I've heard it all, so I don't think your plan will work."

"Wait, aren't you with Xue Tao?"

Zhou Congee: "Who said I was with him? Didn't you hear that he was particularly unlucky these two days? It's because he lied to me."

Someone suddenly realized, "No wonder I heard that he was afraid to go out two days ago."

"Yes, the enemy of an enemy is a friend, so we are friends."

With just a few words, Zhou Porridge easily infiltrated the enemy and gained their trust.And since you have become a friend, you have an obligation to find out about your friend.

"Why do you have a grudge against Xue Tao? Tell me."

Someone said: "Actually, we don't have a grudge against him, but we have a grudge against this activity."

Zhou Congee: "You look like you belong to the Tea Academy?"

A male classmate asked, "How do you know?"

Zhou Porridge smiled like a cunning cat: "Because of the special temperament in you."

"Yes, we are indeed from the Tea Academy, this is our territory, why should we mess with him?"

Zhou Porridge was puzzled: "Where's your tea tree?"

"Our tea trees were all killed in a fight. We also invited the teachers from the Institute of Resources and Environmental Protection to see if there was a problem with the soil quality. It turned out that wolves had been lured into the house. They actually wanted to take over our territory!"

"Liu Haiyang is him. He and Xue Tao are working hand in hand with each other... He actually used our tea mountain for this kind of activity!"

Zhou Porridge agreed with the classmate who scolded the two of them endlessly, and said, "You are right, so I decided to join you! Show me the props?"

Someone immediately took out two small bags and explained to Zhou Congee: "We have prepared two things, one is tea pollen and the other is tea tree seeds. Fight, fight like a human."

Zhou Porridge didn't quite understand what they said about fighting like a human, but he didn't ask in detail. He looked at the tea pollen, and saw that it was a small piece of white flake.

Squeeze it with your hands, it feels very brittle, and it feels a bit like broken dry petals. Tea tree seeds are small round grains, which are the seeds of tea trees.

When several people were distributing props, Bai Ye had already arrived, standing behind Zhou Congee and waiting quietly, watching Zhou Congee doing bad things with them.Of course, in Bai Ye's eyes, this was not a bad thing.

Suddenly there was another shout from the side: "Zhou Congee! I finally found you, hurry up! The event is about to start."

It was Xue Tao who found Zhou Porridge, and he dragged him away before he had time to see who was next to Zhou Porridge.

Zhou Porridge was also a little guilty, and was pulled by Xue Tao, and almost threw away the things in his hand. Fortunately, Bai Ye behind him was quick, took it, wrapped it in paper, folded it into a dumpling, and put it back to Zhou Zhou. Porridge palms.

Xue Tao walked in the front, Zhou Porridge was dragged away, and Bai Ye followed Zhou Porridge, blocking the crowd for him from time to time.

Zhou Porridge looked back at his classmates from the Tea Academy, they all looked at him expectantly, Zhou Porridge changed hands and said OK.

The students of the Tea Academy all sighed: "Zhou Congee is really a good person."

Xue Tao took Zhou Porridge up the mountain, walking on an isolated path, on the way Zhou Porridge looked at the aloe growing taller than a person on one side, and the lilies growing on the other side strangely and trembling.

The aloe is okay, it looks big, its leaves are already thick, but now it looks thicker than my waist.

The lilies seem to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, they grow very neatly, the spacing looks exactly the same, and they are shaking their own flowers with this very weird frequency. After watching for a long time, Zhou Congee always feels that they will look like snakes The same sprang out.

These areas were divided into pieces. Zhou Porridge saw a little farther away, and there were pea sprouts he was familiar with. Compared with his potted pea sprouts, the pea sprouts planted in the ground were much more powerful and domineering.

They didn't set up a shelf either, they directly propped them up with some nets and let them climb freely, and now they look like a peaceful uncle.

The previous ones were fine, but when Zhou Porridge saw a piece of mushroom in the distance, he finally couldn't help it. He said in shock, "You guys even planted mushrooms, are you crazy??"

Xue Tao also kept a respectful distance from the small piece of mushroom field, and he shouted: "That's none of my business! The people from the Edible Mushroom Research Center said that because we always look at them with colored glasses, we must take this opportunity to prove it. Their mushrooms are safe, cute and delicious!!"

Zhou Porridge really wanted to swear, so he said, "Mushrooms spread out from both ends of their building every three days, and some people often had hallucinations and were taken away by ambulances because of inhaling mushrooms. Who wouldn't be afraid of that?"

Xue Tao: "I also said that??"

Zhou Porridge suddenly came to his senses: "Wait, what do you think of Chashan? Why are you putting everything on it?"

Xue Tao didn't expect Zhou Porridge to ask this question suddenly, and his face was still a little dazed: "Isn't this a free space? Isn't their new tea saplings delivered yet? How wasteful is it?"

Zhou Porridge clicked his tongue, thinking that no wonder they were assassinated by their classmates from the Tea Academy, they really deserved it.

When they reached the highest point of the hillside, Xue Tao gave Zhou Congee a dazzling yellow jacket and a straw hat.

Then Zhou Porridge looked around, the location was very good, and the surroundings could be seen at a glance, the students below who were about to move and wanted to rush up could be clearly seen, and the noise of the audience on the other short slope could be heard clearly.

Zhou Congee even saw a few girls in the crowd holding up banners, red ones, with a few huge yellow characters in the middle—look at me for handsome single guys!

Xue Tao quickly finished the rules of the game to Zhou Porridge: "People in this area will approach you from the foot of the mountain, and the person who approaches you first is the winner of that round. By the way, this is for you."

Xue Tao also gave him a tool for stamping: "Whoever arrives first, you will stamp a red stamp on his small card."

"In addition to this, you also have the right to send them off. It doesn't matter how they fight with the plants, but they can't fight with each other."

Zhou Porridge played with the small seal, "It's gone?"

Xue Tao said to Zhou Congee with a deep expression, "No more, Zhou Congee, work hard, we are a struggle between man and nature! Man will conquer nature and win!"

Hearing this, Zhou Porridge's mouth twitched: "Why didn't I know that you still have this awareness?"

Xue Tao: "Oh, this is to fool those teachers who review our application for activities."

He knew it, Zhou Porridge waved his hand at Xue Tao, "I knew it, you step back."

Looking at the back of Xue Tao leaving happily, Zhou Porridge suddenly remembered, "Ah! I forgot to put my things away!"

Bai Ye patted his head comfortingly: "It's okay, there are many opportunities."

Zhou Congee: "That's right, I don't know when the event will start."

Bai Ye looked at the crowd below who had already started queuing up, and said, "It's coming soon."

Zhou Congee became bored after waiting for a while, and when he was bored, he began to boldly want to tease the tiger's beard. He looked around first, and there was no one there, and then he smiled flatteringly at Bai Ye: "Brother Bai, as you Boyfriend, I have a little problem."

Bai Ye stared at Zhou Porridge with deep eyes, Zhou Porridge always had the feeling that this person was waiting for this moment.

"what is the problem?"

Zhou Porridge walked further in front of Bai Ye. He raised his head and approached his face, breathing heavily, and asked, "Brother, can your tiger ears show your physical condition?"

Bai Ye's eyes narrowed. Zhou Porridge is not at all cowardly now, and even grabbed Bai Ye's collar and asked again: "Now can you show me the tiger ears?"

Bai Ye smiled lightly, and said directly: "If you are willing..."

"Sorry to bother you, the event is about to start, please get the referee in place quickly!"

The atmosphere was suddenly broken, before Zhou Porridge even had time to reply, he saw the petite girl who came to inform her run directly down the mountain, and she even climbed directly on the aloe vera, stepping on their leaves and galloping down. Call someone as light as a swallow and as walking on flat ground.

A layer of sticky liquid instantly overflowed from the surface of the trampled aloe, but it didn't affect the girl at all, because she ran too fast.

Then Zhou Congee heard her scream, "Ah, Zhou Congee kissed Bai Ye——"

The world was silent, and Zhou Porridge felt that the world was frozen at this moment.

He heard Bai Ye's deep laughter and felt that his ears were starting to have a fever, but fortunately, he didn't have time to be embarrassed for a few seconds, because the fence blocking the contestants had been lowered.

The other spectators didn't finish absorbing the news of the explosion, but the enthusiastic atmosphere exploded, and the students below rushed up the mountain like zombies coming out of cages.

"Ouch!"

"Ahhh-"

"rush--"

They are like a group of beasts, they look brave and energetic.

However, the reality is cruel, and failure is instantaneous.

Zhou Porridge only saw that they had just climbed onto the leaves of the aloe vera, and the liquid secreted from the leaves of the aloe vera was sticking to their clothes.

Accompanied by the wild cheers of the girls in the audience next door, Zhou Porridge saw that the clothes of those people were gradually assimilated and turned transparent because of the aloe vera infestation.

There was a heart-piercing voice from a girl next door: "Chen Yi, you lied to me, you said you have eight pack abs!!"

"Wow even--"

The author says:

柏烨：“啧！”感谢在2022-03-2919:46:32-2022-03-3019:52:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!