Help, I don't want to farm

Chapter 67 Love in Cow Dung

When Bai Ye received Zhou Porridge's call, he was still threatening the child in the hospital building. No, he was threatening the little wolf.

Chen Yichen and Gu Hanfeng called him over anxiously yesterday, just to let him come over to scare the little wolf.

What Chen Yichen said: "Little wolves have a tendency to develop in the direction of huskies. You scare them, let them have a sense of crisis, and help them keep wild at all times."

What else did Gu Hanfeng say: "You should have accumulated good deeds, and I will tell Zhou Porridge later to make sure he looks at you with admiration."

Hearing Chen Yichen and Gu Hanfeng sing together, Bai Ye knew that the two had planned it.

In the end, if Fu Cheng hadn't sent a sincere invitation to Bai Ye, otherwise these two people might have their heads bitten off by Bai Ye on the spot.

Now when he heard Zhou Porridge's aggrieved voice, Bai Ye's eyes turned golden yellow, the color was as rich as amber, and his body began to tense uncontrollably, which was a sign that he was about to start turning into a beast.

The furious breath of the top predator made the little wolf who was chasing and biting the bottle in his hand blow up in an instant, and the nigga started to abandon the bottle, and began to bite Bai Ye's finger.

"Bai Ye, I feel like I'm being bullied."

Zhou Congee's aggrieved voice continued to irritate him, and he was still cursing, "Go away!"

Even though Bai Ye looked like he was about to rip the throat of his prey, his voice was still low and gentle: "Porridge, where are you?"

Gu Hanfeng felt that the temperature around Bai Ye continued to drop, and was about to ask him why he was on a nerve, but seeing Bai Ye's expression, he swallowed his words back.

His Majesty was so frightened that he almost peed. It trembled between Fu Cheng's legs for a while, then mustered up the courage, crawled over from the ground, and grabbed the little wolf on Bai Ye's leg who was still attacking his fingers continuously. He took it out and put it on Fu Cheng's feet, then hid behind Fu Cheng himself.

Zhou Congee was angry and anxious: "I'm at the lotus pond, by the way, can you drive cattle?"

"Ahhh, those cows don't listen to me! Why do they have to shit in front of me! I really can't stand woohoo...why are there such stupid creatures? No, they are either stupid or they do it on purpose!"

Bai Ye: "I'll be right over."

Zhou Congee was really going crazy, the black calf with a pointed tail in front of him was extremely persistent.

When he changed ten or eight directions, the cow still had to point its butt towards the front of Zhou Porridge before it could be pulled out.

Zhou Porridge looked at the big butt with the curly tail, closed his eyes sadly, and then said to the innocent calf, "I remember you! Just wait for me!"

At the beginning, Zhou Porridge tried to compare the patience with those cows. After chasing and changing places with one of the cows, he found that although the cow's movements were not as fast as it, he still kept moving after stopping. It can be seen that the cow that wants to shit is still coming towards him at a leisurely pace.

Then, he understood, don't try to be patient with these animals who are famous for their stubbornness.

In the end, Liu Yuyang sighed and collected the lump of cow dung for Zhou Porridge, and said, "This is such a deep love."

Zhou Porridge immediately jumped away, and when he heard Liu Yuyang's words, he immediately said, "Then I'll give you this piece of shit!"

Zhou Porridge no longer feels any distress for these docile and lovely cows. He broke down and changed his position to stand, and then looked into the distance from time to time. He has been waiting for him since he called Bai Ye. The arrival of Bai Ye.

I don't know why he has an inexplicable trust in Bai Ye, thinking that he will definitely solve his problem.

Meng Qingrong looked at Zhou Conge with her mouth pursed, wishing she would shut herself up on the spot, but her heart ached. It wasn't that she had any unreasonable thoughts about Zhou Congee, she just couldn't see all the good-looking men and women in the world being wronged.

But these cows are not creatures that she can deal with. After all, apart from shitting on Zhou Congee, they are also quite obedient, and their eyes are good. Meng Qingrong couldn't do anything when she looked at their eyes, so she was on the spot. Autistic.

There is no way, she will coerce other male students to take over Zhou Congee's work after Niu shits on Zhou Congee.

Although most of the male students had a good relationship with Zhou Porridge, and there was no problem going up to help, they were very dissatisfied with Meng Qingrong's different attitude.

Meng Qingrong waved her small fist and said softly: "I'm telling you, either you have a face that I can't fight, or you have the strength to resist me, understand? "

A male classmate obviously had a crush on Meng Qingrong, and whispered, "Then what if I don't have any?"

Meng Qingrong: "Then we can only shut up."

In the end, Bai Ye lived up to Zhou Porridge's expectations, and soon came over, his face was frozen, and his long legs were windy when he walked, followed by Chen Yichen and Gu Hanfeng, who also had solemn expressions.

They were worried that if something happened to Zhou Congee, Bai Ye might come over and ruin the school.

As soon as Bai Ye arrived in front of Zhou Porridge, the calf that was approaching Zhou Porridge jumped up in shock and quickly escaped from Zhou Porridge's side.

Zhou Congee immediately laughed. He was about to say, it seems that you are quite useful, but before he could say anything, Bai Ye hugged Zhou Congee tightly.

Zhou Porridge opened his eyes wide, and the scarf covered his mouth and nose, and he felt that the breath he exhaled had condensed into water vapor on the scarf, making it a little wet.

He also thought of Bai Ye's reaction. After seeing Liu Yuyang's brightened eyes, he hesitated for a while, but reached out and hugged them back.

It's really 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, just now I was watching other people's excitement, now I am being watched by others.

After hugging for a while, Bai Ye's hand went from Zhou Porridge's back to the nape of his neck, and then gently squeezed under the scarf, as if to comfort him.

Zhou Porridge felt a little itchy, so he shrank his neck, and said in a low voice, "It's actually not that serious."

Bai Ye: "Didn't you feel wronged?"

Zhou Congee was a little embarrassed now, and hummed even more quietly: "They are too stupid, they can't understand how to say, I am a little angry."

Bai Ye: "I'll give you a good beating later."

Liu Yuyang watched Bai Ye's action, immediately reached out and stabbed Zhao Xuan, and then said: "Fuck, what's the matter? Isn't it just that the cow pulled a few pieces of shit in front of him, why did he and Zhou Congee get chased and killed?" Same?"

Zhao Xuan understood a little now, he said: "Now I'm really worried that Yang Chen will become your matchmaker's heir. I want to ask you, have you held hands with your girlfriend for so long?"

Liu Yuyang: "No."

Zhao Xuan: "Then look at him, now he hugs him directly, do you accept?"

Liu Yuyang's eyes lit up: "I understand, I will learn from Bai Ye later!"

The boys were thinking about studying, and the girls' reactions were much more honest. Song Peizhu felt that his face was almost frozen with laughter today. First Yang Chen, then Bai Ye, ah, what a beautiful love.

Meng Qingrong is also starting to laugh idiotically now, "Hehe, it's so pretty, two beauties."

When Bai Ye let go of Zhou Congee, he took advantage of the situation and held his hand. Zhou Congee felt his ears and face a little hot, and now he was a little grateful to Yang Chen for his foresight, and let him wear a scarf today !

Bai Ye unabashedly let go of his domineering aura as a tiger. Animals also have a set of sensory organs to identify danger on their own. The cows that were originally scattered and marching around Zhou Porridge spread out without a trace. , into a larger circle.

Seeing the effect, Zhou Porridge became excited all of a sudden, he grabbed Bai Ye's hand and said, "I really thought they were not afraid of anything, but they are still afraid."

Bai Ye looked into Zhou Porridge's shining eyes, and the remaining anger in his heart gradually calmed down.

Seeing Bai Ye's normal expression, Gu Hanfeng also heaved a sigh of relief. Bai Ye was not a good-tempered person when he was a child, and he learned to pretend partly when he grew up, but his true temper has not changed at all.

If Bai Ye turned into a tiger here today, it would be a small matter to kill all the cows here, but how to prove to the school that he is not dangerous is a more important matter.

If it was more serious, whether Bai Ye could stay in the school was a problem. Fortunately, he would always put away his fangs and claws in front of Zhou Congee.

Chen Yichen was also deeply moved. He looked at Zhou Porridge who was proudly leading Bai Ye to chase the cows back to the place, and couldn't help but said to Gu Hanfeng: "The power of love is really great."

Gu Hanfeng sneered, he definitely wasn't jealous of Bai Ye and hugged him directly, he just felt a little unbalanced!

Bai Ye is like a plague god. When approaching a cow, the cow will jump and run away with its huge body. They can't jump high if they are too big. Zhou Porridge thought it was fun, and pulled Bai Ye around. , to scare them.

But after a long time, the cow, no matter how thick the nerves are, also reacted, as if it knew that the tiger didn't really want to hunt today, but just played, so it stopped jumping, and would just move away slowly.

After a little more time, Zhou Porridge found that although they would not actively approach them, they would still approach Zhou Porridge when they wanted to shit, and the distance was not far or close, about three or four meters away.

Looking at another pile of hot cow dung falling from the cow's buttocks, Zhou Porridge, who was still jubilant, fell silent.

"why?"

Bai Ye was also silent, this cow was more stupid than he imagined.

"How about I give you a beating?"

The beating that Bai Ye said was not a joke. After all, he really has the capital, but now Zhou Porridge is in a much better mood, and he is not so angry with the cow. If Bai Ye really makes a move, Zhou Porridge will hold on tighter. He held Bai Ye's hand.

Where Zhou Porridge couldn't see, Bai Ye showed an imperceptible smile.

Zhou Porridge was still whispering to the cows: "Actually, it's okay, at least it's not shitting in front of me. I'm really convinced. Do they do the same thing in the wild? They ran to shit in front of the tiger on purpose. What about the buffet? It’s a miracle they survived.”

Bai Ye: "Porridge, because they like you."

Zhou Congee: "I know."

Bai Ye: "I like you too."

Caught off guard, Zhou Porridge was stunned for two seconds. He looked up at Bai Ye's profound facial features. In a very short period of time, his heartbeat went from beating fast to returning to normal. He said calmly, "Oh...well, I I like you too."

Bai Ye is also flustered now. After all, Zhou Congee is a rabbit who likes to dig holes emotionally. He has always passively accepted Bai Ye's feelings. Now that he finally got a response, Bai Ye's golden eyes popped out uncontrollably. coming.

Not just eyes, but also ears, tail...

He wanted to turn into a tiger and put Zhou Congee under his softest stomach.

Zhou Porridge reacted quickly, feeling the wonderful changes in the man beside him, and whispered directly in Bai Ye's ear: "If you dare to explode your clothes in public, you will definitely be finished!"

Liu Yuyang sensitively felt the unusual atmosphere, the sticky atmosphere full of strawberry and chocolate flavors in the air, and his sixth sense told him that it was very dangerous, and they would definitely die soon if they passed by now. Killed by Bai Ye.

So he also held back other people who wanted to disturb them in a very loyal way.

Originally, the job of herding cattle was not very troublesome. Niu Niu and the others walked forward according to the established route, and when they reached the end, they went back by another road. They did not dare to act like a monster when Bai Ye was still here.

They walked and ate obediently. They ate their fill, and the others ate their dog food as well.

Finally, after sending all the cows back and handing over all the collected things to the teacher, Gu Hanfeng and the others, who had been walking at the end, came up to say hello with the little wolf in their arms.

The little wolves are bigger now, and they look cuter and cuter.

His Majesty walked around Zhou Porridge, and then snatched a little wolf from his father and put it in Zhou Porridge's hands.

The little wolf has grown round and plump now, and the gray hair on his body has gradually become thicker, and it feels much better to the touch.

Zhou Conge grabbed it with one hand, and rubbed its belly with the other hand. Its four short legs were so powerful that it gnawed on Zhou Congee's hand.

Zhou Porridge touched its teeth with his hand, and then he took out his hand and waved it on the little wolf's head, watching how it salivated at his hand.

He said to Chen Yichen excitedly: "The teeth grow fast, are they ready to eat meat?"

Bai Ye wiped off the little wolf's saliva on Zhou Porridge's hand with a paper towel without any trace.

Chen Yichen: "We still have to wait for a few days. Later, we will invite Yi Xiao to help us teach the little wolf to hunt."

Liu Yuyang rubbed His Majesty's doggy face and asked, "Who is Yi Xiao?"

Gu Hanfeng put down the little wolf who had been struggling in his clothes. It was still young, and when it stood up, it stumbled and ran towards Zhou Congee.

Song Peizhu and the others were almost dizzy by the cuteness, and they looked eagerly at Chen Yichen. Chen Yichen waved his hand generously: "Take it and play with it, be gentle, and just don't feed it messy things."

Gu Hanfeng: "Yi Xiao is the second owner of the Rabbit Hot Pot Restaurant, and his skills in catching rabbits are top-notch."

"And it's first-class in catching rabbits in a double sense. Aren't you good at catching rabbits, Bai Ye? You can talk to him when you have time."

Bai Ye didn't speak, and Zhou Porridge spoke first. After all, the current Zhou Porridge is no longer the previous Zhou Porridge, he is Zhou Porridge with someone behind him: "Senior brother, I haven't settled with you for what happened to Yang Chen last time." ?”

Gu Hanfeng begged for mercy immediately.

Fu Cheng came up to say good things to his senior brother, and explained why he was looking for Yi Xiao, "Although Dahui and Erhui may not be released into the wild in the end, well, we can't let them be as useless as His Majesty, right?"

Speaking of Your Majesty, Fu Cheng wanted to complain too much: "Your Majesty has been kicked out of the team by Rhubarb. It ruined the seedlings of the Agricultural College, stole the fruits of the Horticultural College, caught a snake and hit it. It went into the ditch... I lost a lot of money just for it."

"In the end, they couldn't even stand Rhubarb, so they beat up His Majesty and sent them to the hospital building."

After finishing speaking, Fu Cheng sighed deeply: "You must not raise huskies when raising dogs in the future."

Zhou Conge touched his well-behaved little snake, and expressed sympathy for Fu Cheng's experience.

During the period, he ran quickly and brought a few raccoon cats to pass by them. Although he couldn't understand why the cat he admired the most could become bigger and smaller all of a sudden, but he always remembered to express his gratitude to Bai Ye. The respect of the strong.

In the end, when he was about to leave, he licked the little wolf's fur, left a mark to prove that they were covered by his own hands, and then ran away without even looking at His Majesty.

Running fast is always friendly to cubs.

At noon, when everyone parted, Bai Ye was dragged away by Gu Hanfeng and Chen Yichen again, and Yang Chen also reluctantly bid farewell to Jiang Yu. Zhou Porridge looked at him and felt that he was floating like a balloon Woke up.

Yang Chen's face was full of excitement, he shouted: "Let's go, brothers, I'm treating guests, order whatever you want."

Liu Yuyang: "Boss is grand, have you confessed to Jiang Yu successfully?"

Yang Chen: "No, but she praised me for being cute today, hehe."

Liu Yuyang: "That's not bad, let's go, let's go to the cafeteria."

Zhou Congee glanced at his phone and found that the courier had already sent him a message. He said, "Go first, and bring me a beef bowl with rice. I'll go get a courier first."

Yang Chen: "Okay, big brother, go slowly."

The two items were delivered by different couriers. Zhou Porridge first took the phone watch he bought, and then the bracelet he bought.

He didn't open it, took it, and left. When he returned, he arrived at about the same time as Yang Chen and the others who went to the cafeteria.

When Yang Chen put the rice on Zhou Congee's table, he asked casually, "What did you buy?"

Zhou Conge didn't hold back anymore, and said directly, "A gift for Bai Ye."

"what?!"

Liu Yuyang threw away the chopsticks in his hand and came over, "Take it apart and have a look."

"Why are you so surprised, isn't it normal to buy a gift?"

Zhou Porridge took out a utility knife in the pen container, and in two or three strokes, he dismantled the courier on the table. One was in a box, and the other was in a gray cloth bag.

Liu Yuyang picked up the small box first, "Let me see, what did you buy?"

"Little genius phone watch, smart waterproof, artificial positioning... You bought it for your younger siblings? How did it get sent here?"

Yang Chen cried out, "Isn't it? You really bought it?"

Zhou Congee: "Do what you say."

Liu Yuyang: "Don't tell me, you are giving this to Bai Ye?"

Zhou Congee: "I plan to hang it around his cat-shaped neck, but the strap is too short, so I specially bought a bracelet to connect it."

Zhou Porridge also opened the other gray cloth bag, and then took out two bracelets made of black beads.

Those black beads are extremely black, and the material is a little strange. It looks like wood but not wood, jade but not jade, very restrained.

Zhao Xuan was more interested in the bracelet, so he picked it up and looked at it. It was still heavy to touch, and it was very warm to the touch, "It's not bad, what material is it?"

Zhou Porridge was also very satisfied with this item, and said, "I don't know, it seems to be made of wood. It cost me a lot of money, but it seems to be worthy of the price."

There was a strange smile on Liu Yuyang's face, "If you just send the bracelet, I won't say anything. If you want to send it with this little genius phone watch, I advise you to run away after giving the gift... ..."

Yang Chen asked stupidly: "Why?"

Liu Yuyang: "We'll see then." Anyway, he is looking forward to it.

Originally, Zhou Congee didn't feel much, because Bai Ye was always a lazy and harmless big cat image in front of him, but now after Liu Yuyang said this, he felt a little uneasy.

After thinking about it for several days, Zhou Porridge couldn't figure out what occasion and when to send it out.

On the contrary, Bai Ye bought a lot of things for Zhou Congee in a short period of time, such as some food, but one day he suddenly gave Zhou Congee a scarf.

Although Bai Ye didn't say anything, Yang Chen swore that it must be because Bai Ye smelled that the scarf that Zhou Porridge was wearing that day was not his.

Zhou Porridge didn't believe it, he thought the reason was too bizarre.

When he was studying mutant biology genetics, he was still struggling with when to give the gift.

"Research has proved that the evolution of some animals has not been completely stabilized. Now when they produce the next generation, occasionally the next generation and the parent have two completely different images..."

Wearing the blue scarf given by Bai Ye, he stared blankly at the PPT on genetics.

"Zhou porridge! Zhou porridge!"

Xue Tao called Zhou Porridge several times, but Zhou Porridge didn't respond, so he poked Zhou Porridge's back with his finger.

Only then did Zhou Conge blink his eyes, his thoughts came back, he turned his head and asked, "What's the matter?"

Xue Tao flattered: "Zhou Congee, it's our event, I want you to be a referee, it's very simple, just stand on it and see who fouls them."

"Referee? Yes."

Zhou Porridge is so old and has never been a referee, so he readily agreed.

After receiving Zhou Congee's affirmative reply, Xue Tao turned around and sent a message to Bai Ye who had just joined, "Senior Brother Bai, Zhou Congee is our referee for this event, won't you come to support us?"

Xue Tao waited quietly for a few minutes, and sure enough, he sent three words directly, the registration form.

Xue Tao showed a smug smile, humming "a rare lover", and then forwarded the registration form of Peas activity to Bai Ye.

In the next second, he clicked on one of the groups that were frantically swiping the screen, the group name was Baiyu Support Club, and he directly posted in it: "I got the confirmed news, Bai Ye and Zhou Porridge activities will be going, sisters Hurry up and duck!"

He even added an adorable duck on the back to disguise himself as a sister.

That group immediately stopped swiping the screen, and 5 minutes later, Xue Tao looked at the registration emails he kept receiving in his mailbox, and directly sent a message to Zhou Congee, Zhou Congee, I love you!

Zhou Congee: "??"

"Take the No. 123 bus from the north gate of the mental hospital. You should know the way, right?"

The author says:

That night, Xue Tao was beaten up by an unknown person for an unknown reason!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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