Help, I don't want to farm

"But he is the only one in our dormitory who chased his girlfriend by himself!"

Yang Chen didn't really want to give up Liu Yuyang, the dog-headed military advisor. He pointed to Zhao Xuan who was also just waking up on the bed: "He, Wannian single dog, said before that he wanted to play games online, but in the end he was cheated by a ladyboy for sex and money." , People and wealth are empty."

Zhao Xuan threw a pillow on the bed, "Get lost, I wasn't cheated."

Yang Chen grabbed Zhao Xuan's pillow, and then he pointed at Zhou Porridge: "And you, you have chased people before, it was others who chased you, there is no reference at all."

In the end, he looked at Liu Yuyang and said, "Although Liu Yuyang fought and failed many times before, he still won the beauty in the end, so he has a lot of experience, so he can definitely teach me."

Liu Yuyang laughed three times, "Yes, you are very discerning, believe me, that's right."

He analyzed it, and at first it sounded quite reasonable, so Zhou Congee stopped talking about it.

When I got up and brushed my teeth, the Zhou porridge was blowing cool breeze, and I picked up a few Tenebrio molitors from a glass box with tweezers and threw them into the flower pot of the tongue flower they raised. I watched the whole plant be lazy because of the cold air. Tongue flower, slowly wriggling its predatory organs to roll up Tenebrio molitor.

Then they quickly secreted a viscous liquid on the surface, covering the Tenebrio molitor, and Zhou Conge watched his tongue spend all his breakfast before starting to brush his teeth.

He directly drank the cold water to brush his teeth, and the cold water made him shiver as soon as he took it in, and then his whole body became refreshed.When he spit out the last sip of water in his mouth, Zhou Porridge finally thought of a good idea. He opened the door and said to Yang Chen who was still struggling with what to wear.

"Why don't you ask Bai Ye? I think he knows more than Liu Yuyang."

After all, Zhou Porridge still had a say in this matter.

Yang Chen stopped his movements and looked at Zhou Congee.

"It seems to make sense."

Liu Yuyang: "But he is so handsome, and his strategies have no reference for ordinary people."

Yang Chen: "What you said makes sense."

"I understand, I can combine it! Porridge, what is the first gift Bai Ye gave you?"

Zhou Congee's face became embarrassed, "Mmm..."

Zhao Xuan laughed, "I know, the frog in the first anatomy class, ha, was disembowelled."

Yang Chen's expression changed: "No, this is even less reliable than Liu Yuyang's!"

Liu Yuyang next to him praised Yang Chen fiercely, saying that he was so smart after all.

When going out, Zhou Porridge and the others were forced by Yang Chen to put on those inconspicuous clothes.

Zhou Porridge was also wearing a gray wool sweater that he pressed at the bottom of the box. It was made of wool. Although the quality was good, it looked old after a long time.

Zhou Porridge felt very low-key and satisfied, but Yang Chen looked at it carefully for a while, and saw that the gray and plain clothes still couldn't suppress Zhou Porridge's own beauty, and even because of Zhou Porridge's excellent little face, he seemed to have It's the feeling of a down and out young master.

Yang Chen: "I don't think so!"

In the end, he dug out a dark green plaid scarf from his closet. It was very masculine, and in layman's terms, it was very ugly!

Seeing that this was a major event in Yang Chen's life, Zhou Conge endured it.

Seeing Zhou Porridge's half face covered by the ugly scarf, Yang Chen was finally satisfied.

He excitedly changed into an orange jacket he had carefully selected, and then yelled at everyone to go out.

Seeing a big orange jumping out in front of him, Zhou Porridge felt that he was very dazzling. Fortunately, it was winter, so he looked like a little sun, which matched Yang Chen's lively personality very well.

Zhou Congee boasted: "The clothes are well chosen."

Liu Yuyang: "We have already said that I am a professional."

In the morning, they had to go to the cattle breeding practice base to find the teacher there, and wait for her to arrange tasks.

Yang Chen ran fast, and when they arrived, they were already circling around Jiang Yu like puppies.

Zhou Porridge saw that Jiang Yu was also wearing an orange check skirt, which complemented Yang Chen's orange jacket, looking like a couple's outfit.

Zhou Porridge and the others saw Yang Chen tugging at his clothes in surprise, and then pointed at Jiang Yu's skirt, talking non-stop.

Liu Yuyang said with a satisfied face: "I didn't expect Jiang Yu to wear it. My inquiry is not in vain."

Zhou Congee: "You asked for him?"

Liu Yuyang was so proud, "Fortunately, their girls have the habit of thinking about what to wear the day before, otherwise I wouldn't be able to figure it out."

Zhao Xuan: "Bull!"

Watching other people fall in love is joy, without hearing the sound, just watching can make them watch with gusto for a long time.

Soon, Song Peizhu and the others also arrived.

"Zhou Congee, you guys are so fast."

Zhou Porridge turned around and said hello, "Morning monitor."

They also came over and stood watching the show, and when they watched, they had a smile on their faces.

Only Meng Qingrong was very dissatisfied with Zhou Congee's clothes today, and kept asking him worriedly if his family was bankrupt, or if Bai Ye treated him badly, and asked him if he didn't have enough money to help.

Seeing her expression of going to settle accounts with Bai Ye as soon as Zhou Porridge said yes, Zhou Porridge hurriedly explained that it was Yang Chen who thought they were too handsome and needed to dress plainly to set off his After being handsome, Meng Qingrong stopped asking, and then kept talking about shit luck.

After waiting for a while, the teacher also came. This teacher was the one who taught them pig production.

"Good morning, students."

A middle-aged female teacher, wearing blue, dirty clothes, came from the other side, and greeted them warmly when she saw them.

"Morning, Teacher Liu."

Liu Huiqing didn't say much, and led them directly inside, "Come with me."

Inside is the place where the cattle are raised. The previously empty stalls are now full. The red cows are eating grass in the trough with their heads down, looking up at them from time to time.

Zhou Porridge saw a cow next to him staring at him and even forgot to chew what was in his mouth, so he pushed its horns amusedly.

It immediately shook its head and jumped on the spot.

Zhou Porridge was also taken aback when he didn't expect it to be able to jump up with such a big body.

Hearing the sound, the teacher who was walking in front immediately turned around and said, "Don't tease them, they are still immature, they are still lively calves."

Zhou Congee: "Aren't you an adult at this age?"

Liu Huiqing: "Their adult bodies are one-third larger than these."

Zhou Porridge looked at the cow. It was already about the same size as an ordinary adult buffalo, and if it was a third bigger, it would almost be as tall as him.

"arrive."

Zhou Porridge squeezed to the front, and saw that the adult cow inside looked like a red meat mountain, and it had a big belly, which looked like it was pregnant.

Liu Huiqing: "This is their adult size. It is a pregnant cow. Because it has only been transported for two days, I am afraid of any danger, so I will not let it out. You can take those calves out later. "

Zhou Congee quietly reached out to touch its big belly, it moved, its tail flicked up and touched Zhou Congee's hand.

"Today your task is to get familiar with them, and then take them out for a walk. They have already planned their own routes, and you just need to follow them."

"But when you go out, you still have a task, which is to collect their feces. We need to do a test on their feces. There are tools in the bag over there. Remember to label the tubes. The cows have their feces on their ears. serial number."

"Don't be disgusted, this task is rotated, and you won't be asked to come every day."

After the teacher finished speaking, he went to check the pregnant cows. Song Peizhu had strong leadership skills, and quickly arranged the number of cows and the corresponding cowsheds.

Zhou Porridge, Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan formed a group because Yang Chen abandoned them.

The three of them were going to release a total of six cows. Zhou Porridge found their mission location. As soon as they opened the cowpen, the cows inside came out automatically. The porridge looks very close.

Zhou Conge stretched out his hand to stroke the rough hair on its body, and when he was about to praise it for being so obedient, it pointed its butt at Zhou Congee, and pulled down a ball of hot pussy directly at his feet. cow shit.

It was steaming, brown, and, to be honest, either stinky or that peculiar smell of cow dung.

But Zhou Porridge was completely shocked. If he hadn't retracted his feet so quickly, the pile of cow dung would have fallen onto his shoes.

Liu Yuyang: "Very well, the second animal that shit on you has appeared."

Liu Huiqing saw it from a distance, and immediately said loudly: "That's because it likes Zhou porridge! They see that we often collect their feces, so they think we like their feces!"

"Don't be sad Zhou Congee, it just likes you!"

Zhou Congee wants to cry but has no tears, I don't want this kind of love!

Only Zhao Xuan thought of a terrible guess, and he said to Zhou Porridge: "From their perspective, do we think we are perverted animals that like to eat their excrement?"

Zhou Porridge really wanted to refute, but he fell silent after thinking about it;

Because I think about myself as a cow, some strange two-legged beasts follow behind me every day, and when I shit, I carefully come up to collect it, looking like a baby, really like a pervert!

So the sequelae are that the cows now give themselves cow dung as gifts.

Because it was a "gift" from Zhou Porridge, he couldn't waste the enthusiasm of the cow, so in the end he wore a mask to collect the cow's dung.

When he squatted on the ground and worked hard, he didn't notice that the other calves outside were also paying attention to his movements.

When he was done and the cows were all out, the others drove the cows out together.

A group of red cows set themselves a plan to go through the entire campus in a straight line, from one side of Taohu Lake to the end of the campus, and then return from the other side of Taohu Lake.

The whole process will take them a full two hours, and the routes they plan are all in the green belt. They use their own horns and rough-skinned bodies to forcibly open up the road, which has killed a lot of plants.

Zhou Porridge has no time to feel sorry for the bougainvillea that was trampled on the ground by the cow, nor the magnolia that was knocked over, and even less time to look at the vines with small thorns and heart-shaped leaves that were torn to pieces by the cow. Aggrieved, it shrank into a green ball on the ground.

Because the herd of cattle is unswervingly determined to shit at Zhou Porridge's feet!

On the way, except for the Nanyang jacaranda, which was so big that several people needed to embrace it, that made the herd turn a small bend, only Zhou Porridge was left to make them turn the corner.

No matter where Zhou Porridge is in the herd, the cows that want to shit will come from all directions, and then point their butts at him, and send him a pile of fresh cow dung on the spot.

When Zhou Porridge changes places, they will follow suit. Their stubborn temper is really reflected in all aspects, and they are sure that they must shit at Zhou Porridge's feet.

After this incident was repeated three times, Zhou Congee finally collapsed.

So much so that when he called Bai Ye, his voice was trembling slightly, "Bai Ye, I feel like I'm being bullied..."

The author says:

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