Help, I don't want to farm

Song Peizhu followed suit, followed by a series of questions: "Isn't it? The final exam? Which one? Anatomy class?"

Wen Siyu frowned looking at Niu's meekness, she couldn't bear it: "Isn't it an anatomy class?"

"I don't know either. My senior sister said that a teacher prepared a cow for us to take the final exam, but I forgot which one it was."

Zhou Porridge also said not very happily.

Bai Ye patted him on the back lightly, comforting him like a kitten.

While talking, several red cows came one after another, and they gradually approached Zhou Porridge, chewing on the grass leaves, while looking at Zhou Porridge quietly and gently.

They are bigger, but they still look very young, I don't know if they are adults or not.The red fur makes them look very conspicuous, and Zhou Porridge saw that even the super long eyelashes on their eyes are red.

Looking at their appearance, Zhou Porridge thought of the buffaloes he raised at home, they were also gentle. When he went out to play with the cows when he was a child, they would not get angry when the little Zhou Porridge sat on the back of the cow and made a fuss. .

One of them is very close to Zhou Porridge, getting closer and closer to Zhou Porridge step by step.

Zhou Conge touched its horn with his hand, it felt hard, it snorted, and yelled obediently at Zhou Congee.

"Moo-"

Song Peizhu even boasted in a low voice, "You're so good."

Thinking of the rabbits and frogs he had dissected in experiments, Zhou Porridge suddenly became depressed.

They were quiet for a while, and the students who were driving other cows also came up, and they asked, "Did the cow hit you?"

"The cows are really stubborn. We originally wanted them to go up, but they only decided on this path."

"Zhou Congee? Long time no see?"

Zhou Porridge looked at the classmates in front of him, isn't this a senior who is a year older than them?

"Brother, what are you doing?"

That classmate: "Let's go out to herd cattle. The weather is so good today. What's the matter with you? You look sad."

Before Zhou Congee could speak, the senior brother's face changed again, and he called out, "Do you know that the teacher wants you to pick up cow dung?"

As soon as he finished speaking, others shouted: "What??"

The senior was taken aback, "What's the matter? So you don't know yet, aren't we going to graduate? We have to prepare for the graduation experiment, so we have to let you go to pick up cow dung?"

Zhou Congee said hastily, "Is there a teacher using them for experiments?"

"Yeah, what's the matter? It seems to be about cattle feed, intestinal flora, etc. The name is so long that I don't remember it, so I need to collect cow dung."

"Didn't it be dissected for us?"

The senior brother suddenly looked terrified, "What are you thinking? Do you know how expensive this cow is? There is only one province A with this mutation, and the price is so expensive."

"Look at this red fur and noble horns, do you think you deserve it?"

"Not worthy, not worthy." Everyone shook their heads in unison.

"It's good to know, this cow is much more expensive than mine, and the time is almost up, so let's go."

The senior brother pushed the cow's butt, and the cow lightly pushed against Dingzhou Congee's chest, and then walked forward without looking back, eating all the way.

This small piece of cattle is like a weeding machine, because there is no food on the road, and they don't take the road, but take it directly from the green belt next to it.

So they directly cleared a big hole in the bougainvillea blocking the way in front of them, and then went straight through.

There are broken branches and leaves of Bougainvillea all over the ground, and they don't eat them, but they dislike Bougainvillea and block their way.

In front of them is Yang Chen and the others, and Zhou Porridge and the others don't have to tilt their heads to look at them now, they can clearly see their situation directly from the big hole made by the cow.

After a while, Yang Chen and Jiang Yu were chatting again, and they were still talking and laughing, while Meng Qingrong was so bored that she started pulling flowers on the ground. When she saw the cow passing by, her small body jumped up and down. Get up, pretending to fight.

"Where is the evildoer reporting his name!"

Although her body is facing the cow, her eyes are looking at Zhou Porridge and the others.

Zhou Conge touched the back of his head and said, "Did Sister Meng find us?"

Song Peizhu looked excited: "Qing Rong is a martial arts practitioner, did you find us normal?"

Wen Siyu: "Let's go."

Song Peizhu and Wen Siyu rushed in like two cheerful ducklings. Yang Chen also saw them and walked over. The expressions on their faces were in stark contrast to the happiness of Song Peizhu and the others.

Seeing Yang Chen's unhappy look, Zhou Porridge patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, without saying a word.

Zhao Xuan glanced at him: "Why are you frustrated, don't you still have a crush on ten or eight?"

Yang Chen retorted: "That's not a secret love!"

Liu Yuyang: "Actually, I still have a few cute little junior sisters in my phone, do you want to push them to you?"

Yang Chen shook his head.

Zhou Congee: "Forget it, forget it, let's go, go to the cafeteria and give him something good, and make up for him."

Yang Chen didn't move, and was silent for a while before he said: "But she said that she can be friends with me, what does that mean?"

Zhao Xuan: "Then there is still a chance?"

Liu Yuyang became excited: "If it's me, doesn't that mean it's done?"

Bai Ye: "Yes."

Liu Yuyang lifted his eyelids and glanced at Bai Ye: "Our brother Bai has said so, and it is almost the same. When you go back, my buddy will make a plan for you to ensure that you will catch up with others without any mistakes."

Zhao Xuan snorted and laughed: "At the beginning, your own relationship may not be smooth, but now you have to help chase someone? Taught another matchmaker?"

Liu Yuyang: "That's better than being single like you, Yang Chen, just listen to me..."

On the way, Zhou Porridge felt that he was not good enough, although Jiang Yu didn't look like that kind of person, but well, Yang Chen was really stupid, he was a little afraid that Yang Chen would be cheated on his feelings.

He took out his mobile phone and asked Song Peizhu what was going on there, and Song Peizhu quickly replied.

"Ann, Jiang Yu said he thinks Yang Chen is cute and stupid?? Although I think he is only stupid but not cute, but what if the beautiful woman likes this one?"

"By the way, remember to remind him to be careful when walking alone in the future, that's what Qing Rong said."

Song Peizhu was still very reliable, and Zhou Porridge immediately felt at ease.

Bai Ye sent Zhou Porridge downstairs and left, because Chen Yichen was frantically calling him over.

Zhou Porridge and the others took the fried chicken and Happy Fat House that Yang Chen had bought in return for Liu Yuyang and went upstairs. When they got upstairs, they saw Xue Tao and the others knocking on the doors of other dormitories to distribute leaflets.

"smell good!"

Xue Tao smelled the scent and came over. Zhou Congee casually took a colorful leaflet in Xue Tao's hand and asked, "Are you selling at school? Be careful of being called to Old Zhou's office for tea."

Xue Tao: "Small business, small business."

Zhou Congee glanced down: "What is this? The Pea Contest?"

Liu Yuyang: "What pea contest?"

"Handsome guys, girls, are you still worried about being single and taking final exams? Look at me, hey, although I can't help it, but--I can provide you with an exciting and adrenaline-pumping activity, then It's the Pea Contest!"

"The tone of your ad is too cheap, isn't it?"

Xue Tao: "I can't help it, how can I attract attention otherwise?"

"Although the name of this event is peas, we are planting lilies, cacti, and aloe vera. You haven't seen the mutated versions of those things, have you?"

Zhou Congee looked at his proud expression: "How long have you been preparing so many things? When did you plant the peas?"

Xue Tao: "Secret! By the way, the event was organized with Brother Liu Haiyang from the School of Resources and Environment, and some students from the School of Agriculture and the School of Horticulture are also kindly sponsored."

"If you come, I won't charge you money."

Zhou Congee glanced at the time, "Next weekend? Chashan? Got it, I'll come when the time comes."

Xue Tao also emphasized: "Zhou Congee, remember to help me promote it."

Zhou Congee: "Got it, got it."

Boring college students are used to making fun of themselves. Even though they have entered the exam month, their interest in eating, drinking and having fun is still undiminished. They are even under the pressure of the first final exam after the end of the world. played.

The more nervous the more I want to play.

Now that the new theory outside has just been released, it has not been popular yet, and within two days, a new article came out and innovated again.

Zhou Porridge saw that their genetics teacher had become more bald this semester. When teaching them every week, he would tell them a lot of new things he had just discovered.

The renewal is so fast that even Zhou Congee is a little worried about their genetics final exam.

At night, Zhou Porridge saw the anticipation of the other students for the upcoming pea competition in the background of Liu Yuyang and Yang Chen discussing how to chase people.

Zhou Congee put the little snake on the table, then took out a pack of dried vegetables from the basket on the shelf, and swiped his phone while eating.

"Posted by: the stars in the sky;

Theme: Description of the First Pea Contest;

Content: In order to enrich everyone's after-school life and ease the tension of the final exam, we are about to start the first Pea Contest, event location: Chashan (thanks to the students of the Tea Academy for providing the location, and thanks to the tea trees in Chashan for fighting each other, and then all died up.)

Activity time: next weekend.

Activity method: confidentiality, the creatures that are known to appear include peas, lilies, cacti, aloe vera, potatoes, etc.

Matcha cake on the first floor: "Is the pea the one I know?"

Xiugou on the second floor: "Is the cactus the one I know?"

Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove on the third floor: "So the potato is the one I know?"

Zhou Congee originally thought it was an ordinary activity, but it seemed to be interesting.

After getting rid of the shock in the front, the reply in the back gradually became normal.

"Invincible Meow Meow Fist on the 27th floor: I suggest adding broccoli and pumpkin, come on, let's fight the plants!"

Insight on the 28th floor: Little ones, I'm already getting excited!

……

The thirtieth floor is shining: maybe I can dream of a naked/man whose clothes have been melted by aloe vera right now, whoever has no abdominal muscles will be executed publicly immediately!

……

Little fox on the [-]th floor: Hehe, real men should participate in the Pea Contest.

What followed was the confident speeches of other male students, and Zhou Congee turned several pages without finishing it.

Although he didn't know what the other plants were like, he felt that if Xue Tao and the others planted enough peas, the peas alone would be enough for them to drink a pot.

With the brave mentality of today's young people, Zhou Porridge got up, brushed his teeth and went to bed.

Before going to bed at night, he still remembers to open the shopping software to see where the phones, watches and bracelets he bought are. Seeing that the delivery has almost arrived in province X, he guesses that he will arrive at school either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, so Zhou Congee is satisfied. asleep.

Then the next day, when they got up in the morning, they received a notice asking them to go to the practice base to graze cattle and pick up cow dung.

Early in the morning, Zhou Porridge was woken up by the rat-like noises from below the dormitory. He rubbed his eyes and sat up, looking sleepily at Yang Chen who was already dressed like a dog on the ground.

Zhou Congee: "?"

"What are you doing? Early in the morning."

Yang Chen had a happy expression on his face: "Zhou Congee, get up quickly! I just asked Jiang Yu to pick up cow dung together, come and give me advice on what I should wear."

Zhou Congee: "Who planned this for you?"

Yang Chen: "Liu Yuyang."

The expression on Zhou Congee's face changed again and again, and it took several seconds before he opened his mouth.

"How about...you should learn from someone else, I'm afraid you will really become the next matchmaker."

The author says:

今天开会……呜呜感谢在2022-03-2518:51:41-2022-03-2622:59:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

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