Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Porridge blinked his eyes, he felt that the matter was not that simple, after thinking about it, he decided to put the whole

Zhou Porridge blinked his eyes. He felt that the matter was not that simple. After thinking about it, he decided to polish the whole plot before speaking.

When Shen Nuo saw his little expression, he knew what he was thinking about, and he looked like I was just watching you perform.

Zhou Congee: "The thing is like this, his name is Bai Ye, you all know him, we met when we were young, that was on a sunny afternoon, I rescued him who was injured on the mountain, but he didn't Know who I am, but because of my life-saving grace to him, he also searched for me for a long time."

Hearing the grace of saving lives, Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan, who knew all about Bai Ye and Zhou Porridge's emotional development, sat up slightly with surprise on their faces. Aren't they participants in the whole process?How come there are plots that I don't know about?

"Then the first time we met was the last time we were chased by Rhubarb, he remembered who I am, but before he could contact me, the end of the world came. Um...you know the complete evolutionary?"

Shen Nuo nodded.

Zhou Conge compared a small gap between his index finger and thumb, "He is a little bit more powerful than a fully evolved person, and he can transform into another kind of mimicry, that is, the three-colored cat, but he lost consciousness at that time, because he has been Thinking of me, so I relied on instinct and came to my side."

"Actually, he can do it, right? What do you think?"

Shen Nuo said in a calm voice, "Well, deception."

Ji Yunyan continued to add: "Using a weak body to cheat Zhou Zhou's sympathy is shameful!"

Shen Qing looked confused: "Ah, isn't that cat Sanhua? Gong Sanhua? Zhou Congee, are you sure? There are no other problems with his body, right?"

Bai Ye's face moved slightly, but Zhou Porridge, who was quick in his hands, immediately held him down.

The most bewildered Liu Wei was still saying, "Why can't I understand what you are talking about? Aren't Bai Ye people very nice?"

Shen Qing: "Think about it with your brain, forget it, you'd better not think about it, your brain hasn't healed after being kicked by the bull's hoof, right?"

They started arguing, and Zhou Porridge immediately yelled, "Stop!"

"Okay, you continue."

Too many words, too many mistakes, Zhou Porridge directly omitted a big circle in the middle and said quickly: "Then he stayed by my side, adding contact information in the middle, we dated a few times later, and then he confessed to me I confess my identity.

Although I was a little angry at the time, it is much better now.So now that's the situation, do you guys have any questions? "

Shen Nuo: "It seems that he has been hiding it for a long time, the humanoid strategy, the cat's body is miserable, and he is quite smart."

Ji Yunyan: "It's over? What about the dating process? What about the confession scene? Nothing?"

Zhou Congee: "That's my privacy!"

Shen Qing raised his head towards Liu Yuyang, "Say it."

Liu Yuyang looked at Zhou Porridge, who gave him a sideways glance and threatened him.

Shen Qing stared at Zhou Congee: "Look at what he is doing?"

Zhou Congee: "I didn't watch it."

Liu Yuyang cleared his throat, and immediately babbled and said everything, such as being careful at a couple's stall, sending someone back in a large crowd, and making a special arrangement to go to an internship with him.

After he finished speaking, Shen Nuo nodded: "That's okay, I thought Zhou Porridge would post it upside down because he looked handsome."

Finally, Ji Yunyan said to Bai Ye: "So do you have anything to add?"

Bai Ye finally had a chance to speak in this crusade about him, "The deception at the beginning was not my intention, and I will not deceive him again in the future."

Zhou Congee: "Yeah."

Shen Qing: "Your size, Bai Ye, I still have a question, is there anything wrong with your body? Can you still have a baby? It's okay now, if you develop same-sex infertility technology in the future, you can't What should I do? Have you inspected the porridge Zhou?"

Zhou Congee blushed and yelled, "Senior Sister—"

Shen Qing: "Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore."

After Shen Nuo understood the basic situation, he waved his hand and said, "Okay, the meeting is over, let's go play."

Fu Yu blinked at Zhou Congee, and walked behind Shen Nuo's butt.

After Shen Nuo left, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became lively. Ji Yunyan went to the side to get a big pack of beef jerky and put it on the table.

"Let's eat, specialty products, I'm exhausted from a business trip."

Zhou Congee also collapsed on the stool. Bai Ye tore two pieces of beef jerky and brought them to Zhou Congee's mouth. Then Zhou Congee ate without moving his hands.

The beef jerky looks different from before, red all over, spicy and chewy, with a strong aroma of beef.

Shen Qing glanced at Zhou Congee enviously: "It's really good, I also want to find a boyfriend to feed me, especially when I can't lift my hands after shoveling cow dung."

As soon as Liu Wei heard it, he raised his orchid fingers pretentiously, picked up a piece of beef jerky and put it on Shen Qing's mouth: "Come on, Sister Qing, I'll feed you—"

Shen Qing ate it, but if he ate it, let him go.

Looking at the two of them, Zhou Porridge smiled until his eyes became crescent moons, and said, "You guys are making such a big fight just to gossip about me?"

Ji Yunyan: "Did you know? When I came back and checked the school's forum, I couldn't even find your CP post. At that moment, I wondered if you were disfigured!"

Zhou Congee: "Is it that serious?"

"of course."

After eating and drinking for a while, and finally took a large bag of beef jerky away, Zhou Congee and his party finally planned to go home.

On the way back, Zhou Porridge saw that Fu Cheng had also finished. He led His Majesty to stand by the side of the road. The paddy fields were in a mess, and the people and dogs looked like clay figurines that were about to melt.

There are also quite a few other students whose bodies are covered in mud and water. Some of them are taking off their coats, and some of them are wiping their faces. They wipe their faces with the big leaves from a tree picked on the spot. Now they are almost bald. , and the only clean person present was Chen Yichen.

Rhubarb and the others squatted in front of Chen Yichen, and they seemed to have been taught a lesson.

When Zhou Porridge approached, he just heard Chen Yichen say: "You did it on purpose, right? Hmm? You purposely watched them being teased by His Majesty?"

Rhubarb whined twice, looking a little aggrieved.

Seeing Zhou Congee approaching, Rhubarb wanted to stand up and approach Zhou Congee, but was reprimanded by Chen Yichen and sat down again.

Zhou Congee came up and asked, "What's wrong?"

Chen Yichen: "Du Huang did it on purpose just now, deliberately letting them be teased by His Majesty inside, and then followed His Majesty to mess around together."

Zhou Congee was a little at a loss: "Aren't they clean freaks?"

Chen Yichen laughed, "Hmph, I know from the incident of stealing wolf cubs, they have a lot of careful thoughts. If I hadn't come here, they would have known how long they would go on, and they must set rules for them today."

Looking at the pitiful appearance of Rhubarb and the others, Zhou Conge wanted to say something nice, but looking at Chen Yichen's serious face, he still didn't say anything.

His Majesty has also changed from being lively before to lying at Fu Cheng's feet.Looking at its appearance, Zhou Porridge felt that it must have remembered the consequences of its mischief just now.

Fu Cheng gritted his teeth and distributed money to other people, while saying to Zhou Porridge: "I have to give it a bath later, and I have a job in the afternoon!"

Zhou Congee advised him: "Are you torturing it, or torturing yourself?"

Fu Cheng: "I don't believe it anymore! My grandson can't have such an unreliable father!"

Zhou Congee had a flash of inspiration, "Its father is unreliable, but they can have a reliable godfather!"

Fu Cheng: "For example?"

"For example, the big bad wolf at the rabbit hotpot restaurant!"

Fu Cheng looked at His Majesty thoughtfully, and then said, "It seems...it makes sense, let me think about it carefully."

After giving them some beef jerky, His Majesty howled with greed, Zhou Porridge and the others left.

On the way back, I just need to walk a section of road paved with wood beside Taohu Lake.

There is also a reason why Peach Lake is called Peach Lake. It is because there are a lot of peach trees planted in an area by the lake. The largest peach tree has wind chimes and many small wishing bottles. A lot of small pavilions are built with wooden frames, which are very fresh and artistic.

In the previous summer, some people would sing here at night. It doesn’t matter whether the song is good or not, but there will definitely be a crowd of people gathered here. Those students who have just been allowed to fall in love legally are trying their best to open their screens here.

The season is not right now, and the peach blossoms have not grown, so there are basically few people going there.

When Zhou Porridge and the others walked through the wooden road, they arrived at the peach blossom forest, and then they saw Song Peizhu and Wen Siyu standing furtively behind a bougainvillea blooming like a purple waterfall, looking at a small pavilion over there.

Zhou Porridge and the others quietly walked behind them and asked softly, "Squad leader, what are you looking at?"

Song Peizhu was so frightened that he almost slapped Zhou Porridge's face, but fortunately he restrained himself in the end.

Liu Yuyang also leaned out half of his body and looked from behind. The distance was a little far away. He squinted his eyes to identify it: "Isn't that, Jiang Yu and Yang Chen? Meng Qingrong is squatting beside them?"

Song Peizhu hastily pulled him back, "What are you doing, be careful of being exposed!"

Zhou Congee: "You guys are peeping here."

Song Peizhu: "We care about our classmates!"

"Well, we just went to clean up the ducks, and then bumped into each other. Who can bear it? That's Yang Chen who ran away after seeing Jiang Yu! They even stood together and talked! "

Zhou Congee tried to restore Yang Chen's reputation: "Yang Chen is a man after all, it's all over, what can't he accept."

Just as Zhou Porridge finished speaking, a golden koi jumped up from the lake, and when it fell, it made a big splash.

Song Peizhu: "Look, even fish don't believe what you say."

At the beginning, Yang Chen saw Jiang Yu on the first day of college, and then fell in love at first sight in a clichéd way, that's all, he just chased people honestly, the key is that he was still out of his mind and posted a lot of domineering president declarations on the forum those words.

Zhou Congee felt embarrassed just thinking about it, let alone Yang Chen's client.

Wen Siyu suddenly shouted: "It's started, it's started!"

Immediately, several heads appeared neatly behind the bougainvillea, and looked over.

Seeing that Jiang Yu didn't know what Jiang Yu said, Yang Chen's normal face immediately became depressed.

Everyone here let out a long sigh, "Oh——"

Alas, everyone felt that something was wrong, as if something was blowing air behind them.

Then Bai Ye's deep voice came, "Porridge, don't be afraid."

Zhou Congee: "What are you afraid of?"

"Here comes the cow."

Zhou Porridge only felt that something was pushing against his back, and when he turned his head, he saw a huge bull's head.

Except for the brown horns, its entire cow's hair is red, its eyes are very moist, and its eyes are also very gentle. It slowly chews a few grass leaves in its mouth and looks at Zhou Porridge.

"All the students over there give way! This bull is dead-brained, it can only walk in a straight line and won't turn crooked!"

Bai Ye pulled Zhou Porridge who was blocking the cow's path, and seeing that he didn't speak, he said, "It's okay, it has a good temper."

However, Zhou Porridge just pointed at the cow with shaking fingers, and after a few seconds of silence, he said sadly and angrily: "For the final exam, we have to use such a big cow for the final exam?"

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