Help, I don't want to farm
Chapter 63 Yang Chen's Dark History
"That husky over there, is there something wrong with you? It's fun inside? Is your head a bit
"That husky over there, is there something wrong with you? It's so fun inside? Is there something wrong with your brain? It's all over my head. See if I don't eat the stew today!"
"Look at it, I suspect it didn't have a brain at all, the turtle chopped off the head, I told you that the film is not edible!"
That speech was too fast, I don't know if Husky understood it, but Fu Cheng didn't understand a word anyway.
Zhou Congee first listened to him swearing like a firecracker, and then saw Husky remained indifferent. He was going to roll up his sleeves and go down to fight Husky himself.
Under Yang Chen's strong hug, Fu Cheng slowly stretched out an arm, "No, don't go, you can't beat it!"
Da Huang and his brothers were all sitting upright, tilting their heads to watch the poor human being gradually approaching His Majesty step by step.
Zhou Porridge looked at the man, and felt that he didn't seem to have much fighting power from his actions. He pointed to the man and called Da Huang again. Da Huang hesitated for a while, but followed.
Here Yang Chen is still crying.
"Fu Cheng woo woo, why, your senior brother said, you can increase the number of name changes for me, but why is the vest I changed behind the new name?"
"My secret love history was revealed again, I am so sad."
Hearing that Yang Chen was really sad, Zhou Porridge came back hurriedly to persuade, "Isn't your secret love history exposed for the first time? And your secret love has been exposed eight times if not ten times. If it is revealed, it will be revealed."
With snot and tears, Yang Chen pushed away Zhou Porridge's comforting hand, "No way! Now they're laughing at me again! It's too embarrassing!"
Before Zhou Porridge said anything, Yang Chen looked at Bai Ye with tears in his eyes, and then he silently pulled up Zhou Porridge's hand that he had pushed down just now.
Zhou Porridge turned around and said to him: "It's so miserable, you still scare him."
Bai Ye raised his hand and said, "I was wrong."
Yang Chen: "Whoa, I feel like my pants have been ripped off."
Liu Yuyang walked to Zhou Congee and said, "Actually, the main reason is that all kinds of quotations from the domineering president that he had a crush on Jiang Yu were found out again."
Zhou Congee: "Oh——"
Zhao Xuan had a mysterious smile on his face, and said in that fabled bubble voice: "Well, it's what he posted by himself back then, woman, don't be ignorant of flattery, I am Yang Chen, and the contact information is xx, now give me You have this opportunity, add me immediately."
Yang Chen immediately threw his teeth and claws at Zhao Xuan's body: "Ah, I'll kill you!"
"Fight up, fight up!"
On the top are people fighting with people, and below are people and dogs fighting on the mud.
Some people watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and they still shouted: "Stop beating, you might as well go and fight with dogs."
"One hit kills him. He was pushed down by a dog. He won't sink his head into the mud, right?"
"Spit bubbles, he actually spit bubbles!"
Zhou Porridge looked back, His Majesty had already pinned that person in the paddy field, beside him were the Rhubarb brothers who were paddling because they didn't want to get their hair wet.
Zhou Congee was in a hurry and yelled sternly: "Rhubarb!"
Rhubarb quickly pulled the man's upper body up from the ground this time, and the man refused to admit defeat and still shouted: "Come again!"
The students here were full of enthusiasm, followed by all kinds of atavistic cries, "Aoooooooo!"
Zhou Porridge didn't think it would work. This must be resolved first. Together with Fu Cheng, he picked up Yang Chen who was fighting with Zhao Xuan's elementary school students on the ground.
Fu Cheng shouted: "I'll change your name for you right away!"
Yang Chen stopped his struggling limbs and asked, "Really?"
Fu Cheng: "Really, I will give you another three chances to change your name."
"you swear!"
Fu Cheng: "I swear."
Yang Chen stopped being angry immediately, and boasted: "Well, you are really kind, much better than your senior brother."
Zhao Xuan was pulled up from the ground by Liu Yuyang, and he hung directly on Liu Yuyang, still saying to him: "I heard that Jiang Yu also knows."
Yang Chen dismissed it: "If she knows it, she knows it, and didn't she already know it?"
Zhao Xuan: "Not only that, I also heard that she thinks the previous things are over, but now you are not covering up, are you provoking her?"
"How do you know? I don't believe it!"
Zhao Xuan glanced at the phone and said, "My cousin is looking for you all over the world. She said that you can be so disrespectful to beautiful women. She decided to teach you a lesson."
Yang Chen became anxious immediately, and quickly said: "Isn't your cousin Meng Qingrong who can kill a tiger with one punch? Why, I was too young and ignorant back then!"
Zhao Xuan: "Then you can tell her yourself."
Bai Ye, who was originally quite quiet, suddenly spoke, "I want to say, she can't kill me with a single punch, and not only can't kill me, she can't beat me at all."
Zhou Porridge squeezed his arm, and said, "Put away your sudden aggressiveness, although I can't kill you, Sister Meng can definitely kill Yang Chen with one punch."
Yang Chen immediately started circling in circles, and now his figure overlapped with the back of the mud dog husky in the field circling.
Zhao Xuan shrugged: "Who knows."
Then Yang Chen's phone rang, he glanced at it, and answered it without any notes.
"Who?"
"Oh, Jiang Yu."
"Jiang Yu!?"
Zhou Porridge swears that he saw Yang Chen's legs go limp, and then his voice suddenly weakened.
"Then what do you want from me?"
Then, not knowing what the other person said, Yang Chen happily replied, "Here we are."
After hanging up the phone and looking around, he took off Zhao Xuan's clothes, took off his coat and threw it into Zhao Xuan's arms, and ran away happily.
Like a little fool.
The onlookers looked at Yang Chen's back: "Is the excitement gone?"
"Stop fighting? Didn't it mean that two men fought over a girl? I just came here and haven't seen anything yet?"
"It seems that one of the protagonists was called away by the heroine." Someone enthusiastically explained the science to those who came later. He pointed to Zhao Xuan, "The other male protagonist is still here."
The man looked at Zhao Xuan who was wearing nothing but his coat, and was admiring, "He even took off his coat just to fight, awesome!"
Zhao Xuan, who inexplicably became one of the protagonists in the love triangle, looked bewildered: "What the hell?"
Fu Cheng patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "It's my brother's fault, do you want to change your name as many times as you want? How about I give you two too?"
Zhao Xuan: "No, thank you."
Fu Yu, who seemed to be working hard, also came up and asked, "Zhou Congee, gossip is gone? No, your roommate is gone? Is he okay?"
Ji Yunyan looked excited: "Congee Congee, where's your roommate, and you just left? Jiang Yu called him? After two years, is the domineering president and the beautiful woman finally going to get married?"
Zhou Congee had a broken face: "Although I don't know if it will be successful, but if you are really free, can you go and help me catch the dog out of the field?"
There is one less excitement, and there is still another excitement in the field. The rhubarb and the others can't hold the huskies at all, and Zhou Congee also found out for the first time today that the rhubarb and the others have cleanliness.
If the most powerful weapon in the world is a mop covered in shit, then the muddy and crazy husky may also be ranked second.
The person whose face could not be seen clearly and the husky rolled and rolled on the ground, and made the sound of human beings collapsing.
Zhou Congee looked at Fu Cheng and asked, "How about you?"
Fu Cheng got on, and after 3 minutes, he grabbed His Majesty's dog leash, and then fell into the field, he failed.
His classmates came, and they went up together at Fu Cheng's request, and then failed together.
Looking at their miserable situation, Zhou Porridge came to a conclusion that it might take some time for humans to catch up with an excited dog.
But sometimes human beings are so unbelieving, Fu Cheng even offered a reward to catch His Majesty.
While the others were playing the game of chasing each other in the paddy field with His Majesty, Zhou Porridge had already been called away by Shen Nuo.
He pulled Bai Ye to follow behind Shen Nuo, and asked, "Senior Sister, where did you go on a business trip?"
Shen Nuo swiped his card on the machine at the gate downstairs of their laboratory, and said, "I went to province A to see cattle."
Zhou Congee: "Have you gone to raise cattle?"
Shen Nuo: "Yes."
Ji Yunyan touched his face, and said sadly: "The ultraviolet rays over there are too strong, and it made me look like this."
Shen Qing: "You're not bad, look at me, I'm really black coals."
Zhou Congee: "Then you all went to herd cattle?"
Shen Qing: "Yes, pain, I have never seen such a stubborn cow in my life! Not one, but a group!"
"Oh, we brought back quite a few and kept them in the practice base. You can go and have a look when you have time... Familiarize yourself with them. It seems that you will use them for the final exam."
Zhou Congee was shocked: "Isn't it?"
When I went upstairs, I saw the peas planted by Zhou Porridge on the balcony. He built a shelf on the balcony, and now they are covered with lavender buds.
Although Zhou Porridge failed to get the bamboo branches before, he pressed Fu Yu to help him cut the branches later.
Fu Yu grinned when he saw this shelf. Cutting branches was not an easy job. When he cut the branches, a caterpillar crawled on the back of his neck, and his body itched for several days.
There were also caterpillars that had crawled on his clothes and fell off him when he went back to take a shower at night.
Shen Nuo took a look at the dense pea sprouts over there, they were growing vigorously and well, and even boasted: "It's well taken care of."
Zhou Congee immediately beamed and said, "Of course, this is my treasure, and it's my precious final assignment."
Shen Nuo pushed open the door of their laboratory and called Zhou Porridge and the others in.
Shen Nuo and the others had a big table over there in the laboratory, which they usually used for group meetings. Liu Wei was already in the room, and when he saw Zhou Porridge, his loud voice rang out.
"Zhou Congee! Long time no see."
Liu Wei's tan became even darker, and his whole body became a black tower. When he smiled, his teeth looked almost white.
"Senior Brother Liu, I can hardly see you."
Liu Wei: "Hey, isn't it more masculine?"
Zhou Congee: "Indeed, what a macho."
Everyone sat around the table, Zhou Porridge's roommates, except Yang Chen who ran away just now, even Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan followed.
Liu Yuyang looked at the excitement: "Is this going to be a meeting? Do we need to avoid it?"
Shen Nuo: "No need."
After everyone was seated, Ji Yunyan cleared his throat, then took out a piece of A4 paper from his bag, and began to read.
"Today we are very heartbroken. During our business trip, Zhou Porridge actually found a boyfriend behind our backs, and took an important step in his life! But we, as Zhou Porridge's friends, don't know anything! "
"Our hearts are full of torment, thinking that we are not doing well enough there, so that he is unwilling to share such important things with us..."
Hearing that Ji Yunyan was getting further and further away, Shen Nuo coughed, and Ji Yunyan immediately brought the topic back.
"So now I invite Comrade Zhou Porridge to solemnly introduce the one beside him..."
Ji Yunyan looked at Bai Ye, and finally said in a more emphatic tone, "Man!"
Zhou Congee glanced at Bai Ye, who seemed calm but nervous, and then at Shen Nuo, who had a serious face. He didn't know why he had finally found a daughter-in-law, and his family didn't seem to agree.
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"That husky over there, is there something wrong with you? It's so fun inside? Is there something wrong with your brain? It's all over my head. See if I don't eat the stew today!"
"Look at it, I suspect it didn't have a brain at all, the turtle chopped off the head, I told you that the film is not edible!"
That speech was too fast, I don't know if Husky understood it, but Fu Cheng didn't understand a word anyway.
Zhou Congee first listened to him swearing like a firecracker, and then saw Husky remained indifferent. He was going to roll up his sleeves and go down to fight Husky himself.
Under Yang Chen's strong hug, Fu Cheng slowly stretched out an arm, "No, don't go, you can't beat it!"
Da Huang and his brothers were all sitting upright, tilting their heads to watch the poor human being gradually approaching His Majesty step by step.
Zhou Porridge looked at the man, and felt that he didn't seem to have much fighting power from his actions. He pointed to the man and called Da Huang again. Da Huang hesitated for a while, but followed.
Here Yang Chen is still crying.
"Fu Cheng woo woo, why, your senior brother said, you can increase the number of name changes for me, but why is the vest I changed behind the new name?"
"My secret love history was revealed again, I am so sad."
Hearing that Yang Chen was really sad, Zhou Porridge came back hurriedly to persuade, "Isn't your secret love history exposed for the first time? And your secret love has been exposed eight times if not ten times. If it is revealed, it will be revealed."
With snot and tears, Yang Chen pushed away Zhou Porridge's comforting hand, "No way! Now they're laughing at me again! It's too embarrassing!"
Before Zhou Porridge said anything, Yang Chen looked at Bai Ye with tears in his eyes, and then he silently pulled up Zhou Porridge's hand that he had pushed down just now.
Zhou Porridge turned around and said to him: "It's so miserable, you still scare him."
Bai Ye raised his hand and said, "I was wrong."
Yang Chen: "Whoa, I feel like my pants have been ripped off."
Liu Yuyang walked to Zhou Congee and said, "Actually, the main reason is that all kinds of quotations from the domineering president that he had a crush on Jiang Yu were found out again."
Zhou Congee: "Oh——"
Zhao Xuan had a mysterious smile on his face, and said in that fabled bubble voice: "Well, it's what he posted by himself back then, woman, don't be ignorant of flattery, I am Yang Chen, and the contact information is xx, now give me You have this opportunity, add me immediately."
Yang Chen immediately threw his teeth and claws at Zhao Xuan's body: "Ah, I'll kill you!"
"Fight up, fight up!"
On the top are people fighting with people, and below are people and dogs fighting on the mud.
Some people watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and they still shouted: "Stop beating, you might as well go and fight with dogs."
"One hit kills him. He was pushed down by a dog. He won't sink his head into the mud, right?"
"Spit bubbles, he actually spit bubbles!"
Zhou Porridge looked back, His Majesty had already pinned that person in the paddy field, beside him were the Rhubarb brothers who were paddling because they didn't want to get their hair wet.
Zhou Congee was in a hurry and yelled sternly: "Rhubarb!"
Rhubarb quickly pulled the man's upper body up from the ground this time, and the man refused to admit defeat and still shouted: "Come again!"
The students here were full of enthusiasm, followed by all kinds of atavistic cries, "Aoooooooo!"
Zhou Porridge didn't think it would work. This must be resolved first. Together with Fu Cheng, he picked up Yang Chen who was fighting with Zhao Xuan's elementary school students on the ground.
Fu Cheng shouted: "I'll change your name for you right away!"
Yang Chen stopped his struggling limbs and asked, "Really?"
Fu Cheng: "Really, I will give you another three chances to change your name."
"you swear!"
Fu Cheng: "I swear."
Yang Chen stopped being angry immediately, and boasted: "Well, you are really kind, much better than your senior brother."
Zhao Xuan was pulled up from the ground by Liu Yuyang, and he hung directly on Liu Yuyang, still saying to him: "I heard that Jiang Yu also knows."
Yang Chen dismissed it: "If she knows it, she knows it, and didn't she already know it?"
Zhao Xuan: "Not only that, I also heard that she thinks the previous things are over, but now you are not covering up, are you provoking her?"
"How do you know? I don't believe it!"
Zhao Xuan glanced at the phone and said, "My cousin is looking for you all over the world. She said that you can be so disrespectful to beautiful women. She decided to teach you a lesson."
Yang Chen became anxious immediately, and quickly said: "Isn't your cousin Meng Qingrong who can kill a tiger with one punch? Why, I was too young and ignorant back then!"
Zhao Xuan: "Then you can tell her yourself."
Bai Ye, who was originally quite quiet, suddenly spoke, "I want to say, she can't kill me with a single punch, and not only can't kill me, she can't beat me at all."
Zhou Porridge squeezed his arm, and said, "Put away your sudden aggressiveness, although I can't kill you, Sister Meng can definitely kill Yang Chen with one punch."
Yang Chen immediately started circling in circles, and now his figure overlapped with the back of the mud dog husky in the field circling.
Zhao Xuan shrugged: "Who knows."
Then Yang Chen's phone rang, he glanced at it, and answered it without any notes.
"Who?"
"Oh, Jiang Yu."
"Jiang Yu!?"
Zhou Porridge swears that he saw Yang Chen's legs go limp, and then his voice suddenly weakened.
"Then what do you want from me?"
Then, not knowing what the other person said, Yang Chen happily replied, "Here we are."
After hanging up the phone and looking around, he took off Zhao Xuan's clothes, took off his coat and threw it into Zhao Xuan's arms, and ran away happily.
Like a little fool.
The onlookers looked at Yang Chen's back: "Is the excitement gone?"
"Stop fighting? Didn't it mean that two men fought over a girl? I just came here and haven't seen anything yet?"
"It seems that one of the protagonists was called away by the heroine." Someone enthusiastically explained the science to those who came later. He pointed to Zhao Xuan, "The other male protagonist is still here."
The man looked at Zhao Xuan who was wearing nothing but his coat, and was admiring, "He even took off his coat just to fight, awesome!"
Zhao Xuan, who inexplicably became one of the protagonists in the love triangle, looked bewildered: "What the hell?"
Fu Cheng patted him on the shoulder comfortingly: "It's my brother's fault, do you want to change your name as many times as you want? How about I give you two too?"
Zhao Xuan: "No, thank you."
Fu Yu, who seemed to be working hard, also came up and asked, "Zhou Congee, gossip is gone? No, your roommate is gone? Is he okay?"
Ji Yunyan looked excited: "Congee Congee, where's your roommate, and you just left? Jiang Yu called him? After two years, is the domineering president and the beautiful woman finally going to get married?"
Zhou Congee had a broken face: "Although I don't know if it will be successful, but if you are really free, can you go and help me catch the dog out of the field?"
There is one less excitement, and there is still another excitement in the field. The rhubarb and the others can't hold the huskies at all, and Zhou Congee also found out for the first time today that the rhubarb and the others have cleanliness.
If the most powerful weapon in the world is a mop covered in shit, then the muddy and crazy husky may also be ranked second.
The person whose face could not be seen clearly and the husky rolled and rolled on the ground, and made the sound of human beings collapsing.
Zhou Congee looked at Fu Cheng and asked, "How about you?"
Fu Cheng got on, and after 3 minutes, he grabbed His Majesty's dog leash, and then fell into the field, he failed.
His classmates came, and they went up together at Fu Cheng's request, and then failed together.
Looking at their miserable situation, Zhou Porridge came to a conclusion that it might take some time for humans to catch up with an excited dog.
But sometimes human beings are so unbelieving, Fu Cheng even offered a reward to catch His Majesty.
While the others were playing the game of chasing each other in the paddy field with His Majesty, Zhou Porridge had already been called away by Shen Nuo.
He pulled Bai Ye to follow behind Shen Nuo, and asked, "Senior Sister, where did you go on a business trip?"
Shen Nuo swiped his card on the machine at the gate downstairs of their laboratory, and said, "I went to province A to see cattle."
Zhou Congee: "Have you gone to raise cattle?"
Shen Nuo: "Yes."
Ji Yunyan touched his face, and said sadly: "The ultraviolet rays over there are too strong, and it made me look like this."
Shen Qing: "You're not bad, look at me, I'm really black coals."
Zhou Congee: "Then you all went to herd cattle?"
Shen Qing: "Yes, pain, I have never seen such a stubborn cow in my life! Not one, but a group!"
"Oh, we brought back quite a few and kept them in the practice base. You can go and have a look when you have time... Familiarize yourself with them. It seems that you will use them for the final exam."
Zhou Congee was shocked: "Isn't it?"
When I went upstairs, I saw the peas planted by Zhou Porridge on the balcony. He built a shelf on the balcony, and now they are covered with lavender buds.
Although Zhou Porridge failed to get the bamboo branches before, he pressed Fu Yu to help him cut the branches later.
Fu Yu grinned when he saw this shelf. Cutting branches was not an easy job. When he cut the branches, a caterpillar crawled on the back of his neck, and his body itched for several days.
There were also caterpillars that had crawled on his clothes and fell off him when he went back to take a shower at night.
Shen Nuo took a look at the dense pea sprouts over there, they were growing vigorously and well, and even boasted: "It's well taken care of."
Zhou Congee immediately beamed and said, "Of course, this is my treasure, and it's my precious final assignment."
Shen Nuo pushed open the door of their laboratory and called Zhou Porridge and the others in.
Shen Nuo and the others had a big table over there in the laboratory, which they usually used for group meetings. Liu Wei was already in the room, and when he saw Zhou Porridge, his loud voice rang out.
"Zhou Congee! Long time no see."
Liu Wei's tan became even darker, and his whole body became a black tower. When he smiled, his teeth looked almost white.
"Senior Brother Liu, I can hardly see you."
Liu Wei: "Hey, isn't it more masculine?"
Zhou Congee: "Indeed, what a macho."
Everyone sat around the table, Zhou Porridge's roommates, except Yang Chen who ran away just now, even Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan followed.
Liu Yuyang looked at the excitement: "Is this going to be a meeting? Do we need to avoid it?"
Shen Nuo: "No need."
After everyone was seated, Ji Yunyan cleared his throat, then took out a piece of A4 paper from his bag, and began to read.
"Today we are very heartbroken. During our business trip, Zhou Porridge actually found a boyfriend behind our backs, and took an important step in his life! But we, as Zhou Porridge's friends, don't know anything! "
"Our hearts are full of torment, thinking that we are not doing well enough there, so that he is unwilling to share such important things with us..."
Hearing that Ji Yunyan was getting further and further away, Shen Nuo coughed, and Ji Yunyan immediately brought the topic back.
"So now I invite Comrade Zhou Porridge to solemnly introduce the one beside him..."
Ji Yunyan looked at Bai Ye, and finally said in a more emphatic tone, "Man!"
Zhou Congee glanced at Bai Ye, who seemed calm but nervous, and then at Shen Nuo, who had a serious face. He didn't know why he had finally found a daughter-in-law, and his family didn't seem to agree.
The author says:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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