Help, I don't want to farm
Chapter 44 The Love Story of the Wild Boar
When Yang Chen came back with a large pot of braised rice eels, they had already started eating.
Yang Chen yelled at them for not waiting for him, then picked up the bowl and chopsticks on the table and rushed towards the fire.
Zhou Congee received preferential treatment from the girls. After eating for a while, the food on the plate remained intact. Bai Ye guarded the roasted pig, and when the outside was roasted, he sliced it off and added it to Zhou Congee's plate.
The browned skin of the roasted pork is served with a little fat, extra rich spices, and a little chili. Zhou Congee has a sip of the light yellow fruit wine and roasted pork, and it feels like life is just like this.
Next to him, Jin Wei, Yan Feiyu, Bai Ye's teacher and the owner of the pig farm sat at a small table, chatting while eating.
After hearing it, Zhou Congee probably said how to raise pigs scientifically.
Xu Hu over there is already making a fuss. Xu Hu is tall but doesn't hold a lot of alcohol. Maybe it's because of the atmosphere, or maybe it's because the meat is too delicious, so he drank too much without knowing it. Chen Yichen, who is holding him now Howling loudly.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows.
"She actually broke up with me because I don't know how to treat hamsters, woo woo woo, I'm so miserable!"
Xu Hu is a typical northern man in terms of personality and body shape, and now crying so badly that it almost knocked off the jaws of everyone present.
Chen Yichen couldn't take it anymore, this person just cried, and even wiped tears and snot on his own shoulders.He pulled Xu Hu up from the ground.
Sitting opposite Zhou Porridge, Bai Ye explained to him: "When he was just a graduate student, he had a girlfriend, and the girl chased him. According to him, he had never seen such a cute girl in his life. The relationship was established within a few days, and the girl invited him to her house every three days."
Guan Suisui also intervened: "At that time, he told us with a bright heart whether he had grown too fast, but they asked him to go to her house because they wanted him to see a doctor for his pet."
"The first time he didn't know much, so he came back and studied hard. The second time, he helped others take care of it. Then he invited him to see the doctor for his pet every three days. Until the last time, when her hamster was sick, he didn't know what to do. , and got dumped."
Zhou Congee put down his chopsticks, "This is too miserable."
Guan Suisui: "Oh, indeed, I thought he had come out, but I didn't expect that he still has deep roots in love."
Yang Chen also sighed: "It sounds worse than Liu Yuyang."
There were a few people between Yang Chen and Liu Yuyang. He ignored Liu Yuyang's murderous eyes and began to tell Liu Yuyang's sad past.
"Seeing that our classmate Liu is also a decent little handsome guy, he can speak well and has a high EQ, but for some reason, after chasing three girls in a row until he was on the verge of confirming the relationship, the girl told him that she met him. the ideal type."
"Then he didn't catch up with any of them, and he became famous outside and became a well-known matchmaker. Later, the girls who chased him all went after him to meet their ideal type."
Jiang Yue looked at Liu Yuyang's face, and was a little moved. After all, what girl can refuse the ability to meet the ideal type.
Liu Yuyang looked at Jiang Yue, covered her neckline and shouted, "Senior Sister, I have a girlfriend."
Jiang Yue: "Tsk, forget it."
Over there, Chen Yichen had already pulled Xu Hu up, and then went to the direction pointed by the owner of the pig farm. He had to get Xu Hu over to rest first.
Xu Hu twisted and twisted Chen Yichen, looking dissatisfied, and then he identified a new target, Bai Ye.
He raised his finger and pointed at Bai Ye, and said, "Bo Ye... I don't think you can do it. I read the book, and it said falling in love..."
Bai Ye glanced at him, and then Xu Hu's remaining rationality told him that he couldn't speak any more. He stopped talking, and then began to talk about Chen Yichen's constant failure to find a girlfriend, Wannian's single dog, and how their teacher was really stingy, And the apocalypse with this shit that made him linger.
Their teacher raised his wine glass on the table, and said, "Chen Yichen, tell him when he wakes up, a review, the direction is optional."
Chen Yichen covered Xu Hu's mouth, "Okay, teacher."
Bai Ye stood up from the chair, walked over and pulled Xu Hu's other arm, and said, "Throw him into the sow breeding room."
Everyone at the scene laughed.
Guan Suisui echoed, "I'm afraid he will be crushed to death by a pig."
Chen Yichen was afraid that Bai Ye would really do such a thing, so he hurriedly persuaded him: "Forget it, he is also trapped by love, let him go."
How should I put it, Chen Yichen deserves to be the person with the highest EQ in their laboratory, here he crazily hints that you are all trapped by love, why kill each other.
Bai Ye looked at Zhou Porridge, who was smiling happily, and really stopped talking.
The two sent Xu Hu to the resting room, and came back soon.
When he came back, Bai Ye also handed Zhou Congee a package wrapped in big tree leaves. Zhou Congee opened it under the enthusiastic eyes of everyone, and inside was a pack of orange-red raspberries that had just been picked.
Zhou Congee looked at Bai Ye, picked one up and put it in his mouth, it tasted sweet and sour.
Guan Suisui fell into Jiang Yue's arms, and sighed: "My lord's girlish heart has come out!"
Jiang Yue: "Do you still have a girlish heart?"
After they ate a few rounds and ate everything, the silvery moonlight had already covered the ground with a layer of tulle, and the nocturnal animals let out long, unknown howls in the distance.
Because they were all drunk, the owner of the pig farm called a staff member of the pig farm to send them back.
When we went back, because the number of people was too high, we couldn't drive Yan Feiyu's car. The last one was the pickup truck that Bai Ye took after Zhou Porridge during the day. Jin Wei and Yan Feiyu sat in front, and Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang sat behind the pickup truck. on the cargo box.
Yang Chen was still lamenting the roasted five flowers and roasted pig's trotters just now, maybe because of the strength of the wine, he read one dish after another, and Zhao Xuan couldn't stand it anymore, so he slapped him, and the world finally became quiet.
The car had just been driving for a while, and with the comfortable and cool wind blowing, several people fell asleep.
In the drowsiness, Zhou Porridge only felt a violent shaking of the car, and he woke up suddenly.
He opened his eyes, only to see four big wild boars outside the car in front heading towards the direction of the pig farm.
When they were far away, a bigger old sow came behind, followed by a group of wild boars, big and small.
After the two herds of wild boars had gone far away, Jin Wei jumped down from the front one. She said to the four people with blank faces, "We have to go back and have a look."
Zhou Congee: "OK."
Their car started to turn around, and now the pig factory is in chaos.
After they cleaned up, Chen Yichen went back and found that Xu Hu, who was supposed to be lying on the bed and resting, was gone.
Chen Yichen was afraid that he would go the wrong way and enter the pigsty and be trampled to death by the pigs, or fall into some ditch, so everyone hurriedly shouted to find someone.
I searched outside but couldn't find it, and finally found that he had really entered the pigsty. When I found him, he was sleeping soundly in the pigsty with his arms in his arms.
Chen Yichen was so angry that he vomited blood, and violently pushed Xu Hu out of it. During the process, the big white pig next to Xu Hu and Xu Hu groaned.
On the way, both Bai Ye and the owner of the pig farm received a call. Bai Ye’s call was from Zhou Congee, who said that a herd of wild boars was coming to them, probably for the sows in heat, and asked them to pay attention. Safety.
The owner of the pig farm was called by Jin Wei, who said the same thing.
The owner of the pig farm hurried over to inform the staff outside, asking them to pay attention, and then took them to a safe area.
The road was not long, and after a few minutes, Bai Ye and the others saw four boars, two circles bigger than the big white pigs raised here, come in from outside.
Their fangs are longer, pointed upwards, and their already huge bodies are covered with a thick layer of mud.
There's still a lingering scent of top predator here that makes them hesitate before they get into the house.
While wandering outside, an old sow came in with a herd of wild boars, large and small.
Chen Yichen threw Xu Hu onto the clean stack of straw over there, looked at the two piles of wild boars in front of him and asked, "Is this the boar being attracted?"
Their teacher said: "The sows don't want to mate, is it because the wild boars have come?"
The owner of the pig farm frowned and said: "I don't know how many times they have come here. Our cameras here are completely covered by a kind of bird nesting, and we haven't installed new ones yet."
The two groups of wild boars hummed and chirped for some reason, and the pigs in the pigsty also hummed.
The male wild boars quickly became anxious and pushed forward aggressively. Seeing this situation, the sow quickly compromised, and the four boars entered the four rooms respectively.
Zhou Porridge and his car also arrived from outside, and Jin Wei asked, "Is there anything wrong?"
"fine."
Zhou Porridge stood on the edge of the safety platform and looked down. The sow moved her nose. Although she smelled a young male tiger when she came over, they had four adult boars, so there was nothing to be afraid of.
But now there is a nice smell, a very attractive thing.
It turned its ferocious head, and then locked the direction of Zhou Porridge.
Zhou Congee: "It noticed me."
But it didn't come over, it just waited quietly, and soon the sound of the wild boar doing business was heard in the house over there.
Farm owner: "No wonder the sows don't want to mate with the boar I arranged."
About an hour later, the boar came out, and some young sows in the sow herd seemed a little angry, and hit the boar's stomach with their heads.
Zhou Porridge read it for a long time and finally understood, "The boars were originally in this group of sows, but now they are attracted by the smell of the sows here, and they were caught by the previous sows?"
Their IQs are very high, and the boar did not resist. After the sow finished venting her anger, she began to whine at the house again.
"Is this a pig that's planning to take me away? Damn, it's too much for me to lose my job even if I eat it!"
The owner of the pig farm couldn't sit still, and was about to call someone over to catch the pigs, when he was stopped by Jin Wei, who shook her head.
The sows in the pigsty also made a long series of grunts. Hearing this sound, the boars suddenly became dejected, and then the young wild sows outside became even more angry.
Wild boars are violent in nature, and the two wild boars fought directly in front of them. They bumped into each other and made a terrible bang until the boar knocked one of the sows to the ground.
Zhou Congee: "Is this... a fight with the wife at home because of the mistress outside?"
The author says:
I was wrong, I was called to help again, and I still haven't finished writing;
大型猪场都是人工那啥的嗷,但是变异以后就它们能力很强就让它们自己交/配了!感谢在2022-03-0518:12:13-2022-03-0617:10:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Yang Chen yelled at them for not waiting for him, then picked up the bowl and chopsticks on the table and rushed towards the fire.
Zhou Congee received preferential treatment from the girls. After eating for a while, the food on the plate remained intact. Bai Ye guarded the roasted pig, and when the outside was roasted, he sliced it off and added it to Zhou Congee's plate.
The browned skin of the roasted pork is served with a little fat, extra rich spices, and a little chili. Zhou Congee has a sip of the light yellow fruit wine and roasted pork, and it feels like life is just like this.
Next to him, Jin Wei, Yan Feiyu, Bai Ye's teacher and the owner of the pig farm sat at a small table, chatting while eating.
After hearing it, Zhou Congee probably said how to raise pigs scientifically.
Xu Hu over there is already making a fuss. Xu Hu is tall but doesn't hold a lot of alcohol. Maybe it's because of the atmosphere, or maybe it's because the meat is too delicious, so he drank too much without knowing it. Chen Yichen, who is holding him now Howling loudly.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows.
"She actually broke up with me because I don't know how to treat hamsters, woo woo woo, I'm so miserable!"
Xu Hu is a typical northern man in terms of personality and body shape, and now crying so badly that it almost knocked off the jaws of everyone present.
Chen Yichen couldn't take it anymore, this person just cried, and even wiped tears and snot on his own shoulders.He pulled Xu Hu up from the ground.
Sitting opposite Zhou Porridge, Bai Ye explained to him: "When he was just a graduate student, he had a girlfriend, and the girl chased him. According to him, he had never seen such a cute girl in his life. The relationship was established within a few days, and the girl invited him to her house every three days."
Guan Suisui also intervened: "At that time, he told us with a bright heart whether he had grown too fast, but they asked him to go to her house because they wanted him to see a doctor for his pet."
"The first time he didn't know much, so he came back and studied hard. The second time, he helped others take care of it. Then he invited him to see the doctor for his pet every three days. Until the last time, when her hamster was sick, he didn't know what to do. , and got dumped."
Zhou Congee put down his chopsticks, "This is too miserable."
Guan Suisui: "Oh, indeed, I thought he had come out, but I didn't expect that he still has deep roots in love."
Yang Chen also sighed: "It sounds worse than Liu Yuyang."
There were a few people between Yang Chen and Liu Yuyang. He ignored Liu Yuyang's murderous eyes and began to tell Liu Yuyang's sad past.
"Seeing that our classmate Liu is also a decent little handsome guy, he can speak well and has a high EQ, but for some reason, after chasing three girls in a row until he was on the verge of confirming the relationship, the girl told him that she met him. the ideal type."
"Then he didn't catch up with any of them, and he became famous outside and became a well-known matchmaker. Later, the girls who chased him all went after him to meet their ideal type."
Jiang Yue looked at Liu Yuyang's face, and was a little moved. After all, what girl can refuse the ability to meet the ideal type.
Liu Yuyang looked at Jiang Yue, covered her neckline and shouted, "Senior Sister, I have a girlfriend."
Jiang Yue: "Tsk, forget it."
Over there, Chen Yichen had already pulled Xu Hu up, and then went to the direction pointed by the owner of the pig farm. He had to get Xu Hu over to rest first.
Xu Hu twisted and twisted Chen Yichen, looking dissatisfied, and then he identified a new target, Bai Ye.
He raised his finger and pointed at Bai Ye, and said, "Bo Ye... I don't think you can do it. I read the book, and it said falling in love..."
Bai Ye glanced at him, and then Xu Hu's remaining rationality told him that he couldn't speak any more. He stopped talking, and then began to talk about Chen Yichen's constant failure to find a girlfriend, Wannian's single dog, and how their teacher was really stingy, And the apocalypse with this shit that made him linger.
Their teacher raised his wine glass on the table, and said, "Chen Yichen, tell him when he wakes up, a review, the direction is optional."
Chen Yichen covered Xu Hu's mouth, "Okay, teacher."
Bai Ye stood up from the chair, walked over and pulled Xu Hu's other arm, and said, "Throw him into the sow breeding room."
Everyone at the scene laughed.
Guan Suisui echoed, "I'm afraid he will be crushed to death by a pig."
Chen Yichen was afraid that Bai Ye would really do such a thing, so he hurriedly persuaded him: "Forget it, he is also trapped by love, let him go."
How should I put it, Chen Yichen deserves to be the person with the highest EQ in their laboratory, here he crazily hints that you are all trapped by love, why kill each other.
Bai Ye looked at Zhou Porridge, who was smiling happily, and really stopped talking.
The two sent Xu Hu to the resting room, and came back soon.
When he came back, Bai Ye also handed Zhou Congee a package wrapped in big tree leaves. Zhou Congee opened it under the enthusiastic eyes of everyone, and inside was a pack of orange-red raspberries that had just been picked.
Zhou Congee looked at Bai Ye, picked one up and put it in his mouth, it tasted sweet and sour.
Guan Suisui fell into Jiang Yue's arms, and sighed: "My lord's girlish heart has come out!"
Jiang Yue: "Do you still have a girlish heart?"
After they ate a few rounds and ate everything, the silvery moonlight had already covered the ground with a layer of tulle, and the nocturnal animals let out long, unknown howls in the distance.
Because they were all drunk, the owner of the pig farm called a staff member of the pig farm to send them back.
When we went back, because the number of people was too high, we couldn't drive Yan Feiyu's car. The last one was the pickup truck that Bai Ye took after Zhou Porridge during the day. Jin Wei and Yan Feiyu sat in front, and Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang sat behind the pickup truck. on the cargo box.
Yang Chen was still lamenting the roasted five flowers and roasted pig's trotters just now, maybe because of the strength of the wine, he read one dish after another, and Zhao Xuan couldn't stand it anymore, so he slapped him, and the world finally became quiet.
The car had just been driving for a while, and with the comfortable and cool wind blowing, several people fell asleep.
In the drowsiness, Zhou Porridge only felt a violent shaking of the car, and he woke up suddenly.
He opened his eyes, only to see four big wild boars outside the car in front heading towards the direction of the pig farm.
When they were far away, a bigger old sow came behind, followed by a group of wild boars, big and small.
After the two herds of wild boars had gone far away, Jin Wei jumped down from the front one. She said to the four people with blank faces, "We have to go back and have a look."
Zhou Congee: "OK."
Their car started to turn around, and now the pig factory is in chaos.
After they cleaned up, Chen Yichen went back and found that Xu Hu, who was supposed to be lying on the bed and resting, was gone.
Chen Yichen was afraid that he would go the wrong way and enter the pigsty and be trampled to death by the pigs, or fall into some ditch, so everyone hurriedly shouted to find someone.
I searched outside but couldn't find it, and finally found that he had really entered the pigsty. When I found him, he was sleeping soundly in the pigsty with his arms in his arms.
Chen Yichen was so angry that he vomited blood, and violently pushed Xu Hu out of it. During the process, the big white pig next to Xu Hu and Xu Hu groaned.
On the way, both Bai Ye and the owner of the pig farm received a call. Bai Ye’s call was from Zhou Congee, who said that a herd of wild boars was coming to them, probably for the sows in heat, and asked them to pay attention. Safety.
The owner of the pig farm was called by Jin Wei, who said the same thing.
The owner of the pig farm hurried over to inform the staff outside, asking them to pay attention, and then took them to a safe area.
The road was not long, and after a few minutes, Bai Ye and the others saw four boars, two circles bigger than the big white pigs raised here, come in from outside.
Their fangs are longer, pointed upwards, and their already huge bodies are covered with a thick layer of mud.
There's still a lingering scent of top predator here that makes them hesitate before they get into the house.
While wandering outside, an old sow came in with a herd of wild boars, large and small.
Chen Yichen threw Xu Hu onto the clean stack of straw over there, looked at the two piles of wild boars in front of him and asked, "Is this the boar being attracted?"
Their teacher said: "The sows don't want to mate, is it because the wild boars have come?"
The owner of the pig farm frowned and said: "I don't know how many times they have come here. Our cameras here are completely covered by a kind of bird nesting, and we haven't installed new ones yet."
The two groups of wild boars hummed and chirped for some reason, and the pigs in the pigsty also hummed.
The male wild boars quickly became anxious and pushed forward aggressively. Seeing this situation, the sow quickly compromised, and the four boars entered the four rooms respectively.
Zhou Porridge and his car also arrived from outside, and Jin Wei asked, "Is there anything wrong?"
"fine."
Zhou Porridge stood on the edge of the safety platform and looked down. The sow moved her nose. Although she smelled a young male tiger when she came over, they had four adult boars, so there was nothing to be afraid of.
But now there is a nice smell, a very attractive thing.
It turned its ferocious head, and then locked the direction of Zhou Porridge.
Zhou Congee: "It noticed me."
But it didn't come over, it just waited quietly, and soon the sound of the wild boar doing business was heard in the house over there.
Farm owner: "No wonder the sows don't want to mate with the boar I arranged."
About an hour later, the boar came out, and some young sows in the sow herd seemed a little angry, and hit the boar's stomach with their heads.
Zhou Porridge read it for a long time and finally understood, "The boars were originally in this group of sows, but now they are attracted by the smell of the sows here, and they were caught by the previous sows?"
Their IQs are very high, and the boar did not resist. After the sow finished venting her anger, she began to whine at the house again.
"Is this a pig that's planning to take me away? Damn, it's too much for me to lose my job even if I eat it!"
The owner of the pig farm couldn't sit still, and was about to call someone over to catch the pigs, when he was stopped by Jin Wei, who shook her head.
The sows in the pigsty also made a long series of grunts. Hearing this sound, the boars suddenly became dejected, and then the young wild sows outside became even more angry.
Wild boars are violent in nature, and the two wild boars fought directly in front of them. They bumped into each other and made a terrible bang until the boar knocked one of the sows to the ground.
Zhou Congee: "Is this... a fight with the wife at home because of the mistress outside?"
The author says:
I was wrong, I was called to help again, and I still haven't finished writing;
大型猪场都是人工那啥的嗷,但是变异以后就它们能力很强就让它们自己交/配了!感谢在2022-03-0518:12:13-2022-03-0617:10:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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