Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Porridge wiped his hands, and said doubtfully, "Roasted fragrant pig?"

Bai Ye: "Well, we are at the orchid bird next door to yours... Zhou Congee wiped his hands and said doubtfully: "Roast fragrant pig? "

Bai Ye: "Well, we're at the Lanque Pig Farm next door to you, and we're going to have a roasted pig tonight. Shall I come and pick you up?"

Zhou Porridge had eaten fragrant pigs, but he hadn't eaten roasted fragrant pigs yet, so he wanted to go.

He glanced at the tragic environment in front of him, estimated it, and said: "I probably have a while, you can pick me up in two hours."

Bai Ye agreed and hung up the phone.As a result, as soon as he hung up, he saw the gossip eyes of Guan Suisui and Jiang Yue in front of him.

Guan Suisui muttered in a low voice: "Zhou porridge?"

Bai Ye nodded, Guan Suisui: "Is Zhou Congee coming?"

Bai Ye: "Otherwise?"

Guan Suisui was no longer afraid of his cold face, and ran away with a few girls over there.

"Zhou Congee is coming, let's pick him the most delicious fragrant pig!"

Zhou Congee hung up the phone and went into battle again, because Yang Chen didn't know where to find a bag of duck eggs, and then the ducks over there became angry, just now he was slapped on the face just now to save Yang Chen muddy water.

Although the ducks were angry, the human beings were also angry. After overcoming their fear, their professional boys were able to draw with the ducks. They grabbed the ducks by their necks, and then pressed their wings with their hands. After tying it up with rope, throw it aside.

The girls used the net flexibly, and didn't care whether their bodies were covered in muddy water, so they threw their whole bodies down and held the duck.

Zhou Porridge only saw Song Peizhu and her roommate grabbing a few ducks like Hercules and then pulling a grass stalk from the side to tie them up.

Song Peizhu stood beside Zhou Porridge and said, "Let me help you."

Zhou Porridge handed her a hand, and then Song Peizhu put his hand on Zhou Porridge's arm, raised one leg and took off his shoes, and then switched sides and took off the other side as well.

Zhou Porridge stared dumbfounded at her fierce movements, and said, "Squad leader, isn't it?"

Song Peizhu: "Today I will be ashamed!"

Song Peizhu became more flexible after taking off his shoes, leaving only a black shadow of Zhou Porridge when he ran.

Zhou Porridge stood on the spot and realized that there seemed to be no room for him. Now that the two sides are fighting fiercely, there is no creature that cares about him.He wanted to wipe the mud off his face, but when he turned around, he saw Li Xiao holding something, with his head against the back frame and struggling to move this way.

Zhou Porridge supported him and said, "Why are you here? Didn't you tell me to wait for me over there?"

Li Xiao said out of breath: "This place is so lively, how could I be missing?"

The ducks and humans on the mud floor moved Li Xiao a little bit, especially when he saw some ruthless people catching ducks nimbly, they were very handsome.

He handed the device in his hand to Zhou Porridge, and said, "Help me hold it, it looks very simple, I'm going to do it too, remember to help me record my heroic figure."

Zhou Porridge tried to persuade: "Why don't you forget it, you can't even walk steadily."

Li Xiao: "Are you looking down on me?"

Zhou Congee: "No."

Li Xiao: "Then help me get it."

Zhou Porridge had no choice but to take what was in his hand, adjusted the angle and prepared to record his movements completely.

But Li Xiao's ideals are full, but the reality is very skinny. He only took two steps when he felt something moving under his feet, and he was stunned on the spot.

He died before leaving the teacher. Seeing that he stopped, Zhou Porridge asked, "What's wrong?"

Li Xiao's weak and terrified voice came over: "I feel something moving under my feet..."

Zhou Conge frowned and said, "Eel? Loach? Snake?"

Li Xiao shook his legs, he felt a little urgent to urinate: "Stop talking, I'm afraid."

Song Peizhu chased a duck past him, saw that he was standing still, and kindly went up to ask him what was wrong.

After learning about the situation, Song Peizhu stopped chasing the ducks and squatted on the ground to fumble around.

After a while, she stood up holding the head of a long strip of something that looked half a meter long, almost like a snake. Although Song Peizhu pinched her head, her body was still wrapped around her wrist. .

She said in a joyful voice that the farmer uncle had a good harvest in autumn: "There are eels here!"

The people on the scene paused, and then most of them started to take off their shoes and started to grope on the ground.

Zhou Congee even saw Jiang Yu, a cold beauty in the class next door, get up from the ground covered in mud, completely different from the delicate look she usually sees.

Li Xiao looked at Zhou Congee and then at the crazy students, and said pitifully, "I'm afraid..."

Zhou Porridge had no choice but to get him out first and hand him over to their teacher. Their teacher had been watching for a long time, with a cheerful look on his face, and he didn't care how they messed around.

Anyway, the duck was caught, as long as they didn't do anything dangerous, he didn't have to worry about it.

Seeing Zhou Porridge, Wang Guoxue asked, "Zhou Porridge, are you not playing?"

Zhou Congee: "Well, I'll take a shower when I go back, and then I'm going to go out."

Wang Guoxue: "Oh, yes."

After Zhou Conge had gone far away, Wang Guoxue realized it. He shouted at Zhou Congee's back, "Zhou Congee, what are you talking about? You want to go out? You have to report to Teacher Jin when you go out!"

Zhou Porridge's voice came from a distance, "Understood, teacher."

Zhou Congee planned to go back to the dormitory to take a shower, change clothes and go out, but Li Xiao was still a little dissatisfied. He felt that he could continue to fight with another set of equipment.

When he packed up and went out, the time was about the same as he expected, and when he walked out of the gate of the ecological park, he saw Bai Ye waiting at the gate.

Bai Ye was driving a black pickup truck. The car looked handsome but was also a little dirty, because Bai Ye didn't drive his own car. This car was borrowed from the owner of the pig farm, and it was usually used to transport pigs.

Bai Ye stood beside the car and raised his hand. Zhou Porridge got into the car after a few steps, and after getting on the car, he felt that it was a bit unkind to eat alone.

Zhou Congee said suddenly: "Wait a minute! It doesn't matter if I bring a few more people?"

Bai Ye: "Your roommate?"

Zhou Congee: "Yes."

Bai Ye: "It's okay, we can buy the pigs."

Zhou Congee: "Alright then, I'll call them and ask."

Liu Yuyang squatted on the side to answer the phone like an old farmer. His upper body was clean, but his lower body pants were full of mud: "Eat roasted pork?"

"Let me ask."

Liu Yuyang yelled at Yang Chen who was crawling on the muddy floor, "Yang Chen, Zhou Congee asked you if you want to eat roasted pork?"

Yang Chen: "What to bake?"

Liu Yuyang: "Fragrant pig."

Yang Chen: "Can I roast rice field eels?"

Liu Yuyang: "Go away."

Liu Yuyang said into the phone: "Yang Chen asked if he could roast the rice field eel."

Zhou Congee looked at Bai Ye who was beside him.

Bai Ye: "Yes."

Zhou Congee: "Then come over later, I will send you the location later."

Liu Yuyang: "OK."

After making an appointment with her and the others, Bai Ye took Zhou Porridge there first, and when Zhou Porridge arrived there, he received great care from Jiang Yue, Guan Suisui and others.

Zhou Porridge couldn't accept their strange enthusiasm, and asked warily, "What are you doing?"

Guan Suisui: "They are all our own people, our own people."

Zhou Congee: "What kind of family?"

Jiang Yue: "Aren't you with Bai Ye?"

Zhou Congee: "No!"

Jiang Yue looked surprised: "Oh, I haven't caught up yet."

Zhou Congee was speechless: "How do you know?"

Jiang Yue: "You don't know? He said it in his own forum. I guess the whole school knows it by now."

Guan Suisui boasted with satisfaction: "That's not bad, you look like a real man!"

Zhou Porridge took a look at Bai Ye. Bai Ye was packing the pile of wood in his hands as if he was always paying attention to his movements. When he looked over, he also looked at him.

Bai Ye looked at him and showed a slight smile, but Zhou Porridge was the first to lose.

"Ang, come here!"

A group of people over there carried a black and white fragrant pig. The surface of the fragrant pig had been cleaned, and then it was directly placed on a large table over there.

Zhou Porridge went up to take a look, and saw that there was a small horn on the head of the fragrant pig. The meat inside was red and white, and the quality looked good.

Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Bai Ye stood up, picked up a generous kitchen knife and divided the fragrant pig into two halves, and then explained to Zhou Congee: "This pig is free-range, one half is roasted directly, and the other half is roasted." Divided and grilled with others?"

Zhou Porridge had no objection and nodded.

The jaws of Jiang Yue and Guan Suisui could hardly close together, Jiang Yue: "Is this really Zhe Baiye?"

Guan Suisui: "I don't think anyone can say that it's useless to study dynamic medicine? Isn't it useful? I swear that Bai Ye will be able to perfectly cut out different parts of the meat! Bai Ye, punch the duck!"

Bai Ye's hands are steady, his movements are smooth, and he can give Zhou Congee a different organization in the process of cutting meat. Zhou Congee can sometimes let out a sigh of relief when he sees his smooth movements.

Xu Hu crossed his arms and looked at Bai Ye's stern face as if he was performing an operation, and said with a smile, "Is this kid trying to be handsome?"

Chen Yichen: "His tail is almost wagging so hard that he can't see it. Is his evolution really a feline family? Why do I look like a canine family?"

Chen Yichen's complaints were very sharp, and he indirectly called Bai Ye like a dog.

After they had marinated the meat, Yang Chen and the others finally came over, except for the three of them, even Jin Wei and Yan Feiyu came over.

Jin Wei went to the place to look at things, and said: "It seems that we came at a good time, are you ready?"

Chen Yichen: "Everything is ready, Mr. Jin."

Yang Chen put one on the ground and asked, "How to deal with this?"

The owner of the pig farm went up and took a look: "This is a good thing, I'll take it and deal with it."

Yang Chen said happily: "Thank you so much, big brother."

Liu Yuyang kicked him and said, "Go and help, why don't you let someone do it alone?"

Only then did Yang Chen follow behind the owner of the pig farm.

Zhou Congee and Bai Ye were already putting the half fan of pork on the rack, and there was a grill next to it for them to roast the finished meat.

Chen Yichen and his teachers didn't know where to get a case of wine out, and as the fragrance permeated, the atmosphere at the scene quickly became lively.

The author says:

今天少了，晚上还有！不过比较晚-感谢在2022-03-0418:03:54-2022-03-0518:12:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!