Help, I don't want to farm

After Zhou Congee unilaterally announced that he had broken off friendship with the birds, their wildly mutated plant collection class ended.

Although they had a hard time taking this class today, Jin Wei felt that the effect was very good.

Whether it is that there are certain exchange rules for the discovered cucumbers or the absolute suppression of cucumbers by ducks, it is a very meaningful discovery.

And now Jin Wei is very busy, and directly started to build a lot of construction in the experimental area. She tried to build a field by the river, and then cultivated cucumbers and ducks together on it.

And Zhou Porridge went back that night and had nightmares all night. First, he dreamed of so many black birds that he couldn't tell apart. They asked him one by one who he liked more. After he said he liked them all, those birds Still not satisfied, he insisted on choosing the one he likes the most.

Zhou Porridge pointed at one of them in his dream, and then the other birds began to scold him as a scumbag, and finally started to line up to shit on his hands.

Zhou Congee was startled awake.

He opened his eyes and looked at Yang Chen who was on the bed next to him. He was still sleeping like a dead pig. He picked up his phone on the bedside table and looked at it. He sent a message.

"Congee Congee, our teacher brought us to the ecological zone for a business trip, I heard that you are also there?"

Zhou Congee replied: "?"

"Yeah, are you here for an internship too?"

I don't know why, but Zhou Porridge feels inexplicably that since he came out to study, Bai Ye's reply time has been much faster, and now most of the time it takes seconds to reply, Zhou Porridge looked at Bai Ye on the opposite side and said: " Um."

"wait for me."

Zhou Congee; "Waiting for you to do something, our internship content is different."

Bai Ye: "The kitten sighs.jpg, Congee, have you ever been in love?"

Zhou Congee: "No."

Bai Ye: "I mean wait until I find you on a date."

Zhou Congee immediately turned off the phone, turned over and got out of bed.

He pushed Yang Chen to wake him up, and then went to wash up. When he came out of the wash, he found that Yang Chen was still sleeping. He pulled Yang Chen's quilt away, and went to the balcony to open the curtains.

Then he found a pile of shiny things on the balcony outside, and black birds were singing crisply on the railing outside.

Zhou Porridge snorted and said, "Now it's too late to please me!"

Yang Chen stood up in a daze, and asked, "Zhou Congee, what are you talking to?"

Zhou Porridge pointed outside: "Those birds came over to apologize."

Yang Chen cheered up. He got up from the bed, picked up his phone and took a picture outside, and said, "I have to let them see, so that those who speak ill of you will be severely slapped in the face!"

Zhou Congee: "Who? Who spoke ill of me?"

Yang Chen: "The video of you and the bird yesterday became popular on the Internet. A bunch of people said that you were being slapped in the face because you couldn't pretend. Heh, I think they are just jealous of your handsome looks."

"Don't worry, our schoolmates have already scolded you back! How can the appearance of our Agricultural University be bullied by people outside."

Zhou Porridge frowned and said, "Why didn't I know there was such a thing?"

Yang Chen: "You don't like to watch short videos and don't read forums, it's normal if you don't know."

In fact, Zhou Congee used to like to read forums, but later on there were more and more CP stories about him, and he didn't like to read them.

Yang Chen took quite a few photos of those diligent birds, and was finally satisfied.

The birds came early in the morning to sing a song for Zhou Congee and flew away, but the things on the balcony stayed.

After they left, Zhou Porridge went up to clean it up, threw away the broken glass and man-made crystals, and then found that there was still a ring left, I don’t know if it belonged to Yan Feiyu, a few small hairpins with diamonds, and a few more. I don't know what kind of pendant is on the jewelry. It looks very good, and Zhou Porridge didn't know if it was a real gem.

He packed the things in a small bag and planned to hand them all to Yan Feiyu together.

Jin Wei arranged it very carefully. After they went down to have breakfast, the sightseeing car in the park would come and take them to the designated place to take the class on mutated poultry domestication methods. Li Xiao, a good-for-nothing friend, tried to broadcast their class live.

Originally, Jin Wei disagreed, but Li Xiao said that he could donate money to their school or set up a scholarship, and the school readily agreed. The live broadcast, as long as it is not a secret experiment, will be treated as an open class.

When Zhou Porridge heard the news, he said to Yang Chen, "Is this how all the scholarships in our school come from?"

Yang Chen: "Not all of them, but there is also a scholarship because the yogurt made in our school is very delicious, and a rich person likes it very much, so a scholarship was specially set up for this."

Zhou Congee: "I... At first I thought our school was very proud..."

Yang Chen: "What is arrogance? Is money important?"

The place where they attend classes is outside a big lake, and there are two small islands in the big lake. Originally, Yan Feiyu planned to use it for some special romantic design, but now it is occupied by various animals, and people can’t go there. .

Most of the swimming on the lake are ducks, mixed with some swans and water birds.

Zhou Porridge and the others stood in an open space that had been temporarily cleared. In front of them was a shoal, on which grew some reeds taller than people.

The leaves and stems are very slender and move softly in the breeze.

Li Xiao even set up a high platform next to him, took his equipment to film them, and tried to broadcast their classes live.He was sitting on a recliner, wearing sunglasses, and there was a small table next to him with juice.

Zhou Porridge glanced over there, and then looked again.

Li Xiao noticed his movements, and then raised the cup in his hand.

Wang Guoxue, who was giving a lecture, caught a glimpse of his movement, turned around and cursed: "Try to interrupt my class again?"

The horrible memories from his student days made Li Xiao straighten his body instantly, and said, "Okay, I was wrong, teacher!"

Wang Guoxue gave Zhou Porridge a warning look, and then said: "Our first task today is to catch a duck that belongs to you, and then tame it. On the way, you need to observe their living habits, hobbies, etc."

"The tools I prepared for you are bamboo baskets, nets, ropes, gloves and fodder, and of course the most important straw hat."

"Protect your straw hats, or protect your heads. You all know that birds flying in the air generally cannot control their excretion."

"Ducks attack with their beaks and flapping their wings. It's not very dangerous. Other poultry attack in a similar way."

"Finally, there are a few precautions. Don't put too much feed, because it will attract a lot of ducks, and you can't beat it. And don't get too close to Zhou Porridge, thinking that the ducks will think you are a competitor."

Everyone else laughed.

Liu Yuyang said to Zhou Congee, "Congee Congee, I didn't expect you to be rejected one day."

Zhou Congee smiled and said, "Laugh at me again, be careful that I will let ducks nudge your ass."

Liu Yuyang raised his hand: "I was wrong, hahaha..."

"The time is up to noon. All students, please pay attention to safety. Please act within the sight of the security officer. Only when you encounter problems can you get rescue in time."

The surrounding students dispersed in groups of three or four. Zhou Porridge put on a straw hat with a big brim, carried a small bamboo basket on his back, and went to the edge of the lake with a net bag.

Although Yang Chen and the others were not with Zhou Porridge, they were not far away from him, and he could come up to help him if he had any problems.

Li Xiao from above saw Zhou Porridge leaving, and immediately followed with his tools.

While walking, he said to the live broadcast room: "Okay, our lovely classmates have started to act, and now we are following that handsome little brother from yesterday?"

"What? Don't let me be called little brother because I'm too ugly?"

"As for the administrator, the administrator is about to ban all the accounts that say I'm ugly, oh, and those who scolded Zhou Congee yesterday also banned me. Scold him in my face."

Soon, Zhou Porridge and his classmates also came to Li Xiao's live broadcast room.

The X Agricultural University Forum also raised a tall building.

"Posted by: Knight of Zhou Porridge;

Theme: The real-time discussion building of the live broadcast of the internship in the Academy of Animal Sciences;

Content: As the first major to go out for an internship, Zhou Conge was favored by an anchor on the first day with his excellent face and sand-sculpted character, and then officially went from our school to the world. Today is the first live broadcast One game, let us see what new surprises Zhou Congee can bring us!Address of the live broadcast room: Ballad in the wind on the first floor: Landlord, your name, Bai Ye will come to assassinate you immediately!

The cat on the second floor is so cute: It’s not a big problem. I heard that the hospital also went to practice today, but the teacher took the graduate students there. It seems to be going to a pig farm, saying that the sows in that pig farm are unwilling to hand over. /match.

The wild dog on the third floor: It's hard to imagine Bai Ye with such a face, to study why pigs don't mate/mate... The krypton gold on the [-]th floor will not be shipped: Stop talking, the live broadcast has begun. "

Zhou Conge walked forward dully, the shoal by the lake was very soft, but fortunately he was wearing rain boots, so even if his feet got stuck in the mud now, it would not be a big problem.

He pushed aside the plants on the ground, and then met a water bird that was hatching eggs in the nest.

It seems that the duck is much smaller in size, and its body is blue-green, which looks very gorgeous. Zhou Porridge silently moved the nearby plants over, pretending not to see them.

Except that it was a little difficult to move, Zhou Porridge felt that other aspects were fine, but Li Xiao behind him was not so relaxed.

Although Li Xiao claims to be an explorer, he is essentially a pampered rich second generation. When he moves on the soft beach, he is not as relaxed as Zhou Porridge.

Li Xiao shouted: "Zhou Congee, wait for me!"

Zhou Congee stopped to wait for him, and said, "Didn't you say you have rich experience?"

Li Xiao: "Oh, I mean I have a lot of experience in being rescued."

Zhou Porridge had no choice but to turn around and give him a hand, and then they left together.

At the edge of the lake, Zhou Porridge finally saw the water, and there was a circle of wet places beside the lake where no plants grew, and the spots were covered with traces of duck feet.

Zhou Porridge put the back frame on his back aside, then took out a few green dumplings from it, and put them on the ground.

Li Xiao: "What is this for? Lured by food?"

Zhou Congee nodded, "When they come, I'll go up and catch them. Remember to stay away from me, or you might get slapped on your ass."

"Row."

Sure enough, after a while, some of the neat ducks in the lake came to this side. Zhou Conge planned in his heart to wait for the ducks to come up, and while they were eating, he could throw the net out, anyway, there were not too many of them. , there should be no problem.

The three ducks landed on the shore and babbled at the ground. Zhou Zhou also seized the opportunity and threw the net in his hand.

The three ducks were caged, and Zhou Porridge hastily tightened the net in his hand. The ducks were frightened and thumped vigorously in the net pocket.

It succeeded, Zhou Porridge was overjoyed, dragged them and wanted to run to the shore, the ducks quacked frantically, Zhou Porridge had already heard the sound of a large number of birds taking off in the lake.

He turned his head and saw that the flying duck was already circling in the sky.

Fearing that they would rush down, Zhou Porridge immediately sped up, pulling the struggling ducks with great effort, and walked back.

In the process of leaving, he still didn't forget to remind Li Xiao to withdraw quickly. Li Xiao looked at the large group of ducks in the air and felt that they were not creatures he could fight, so he followed them.

But when a person is in a hurry, it is easier for him to do bad things. One of his legs got stuck in the mud and he couldn't pull it out. He fell down on the spot and had an intimate contact with the mud.

Zhou Congee had to change one hand to pull the duck, and the other hand to pull Li Xiao.

The two struggled to move on the ground.

"Forum, live post.

The long night on the [-]th floor: It's over, Zhou Porridge brought an oil bottle, it doesn't feel right.

Strawberry Cake on the 110th floor: Will Zhou Congee be safe? Cai Gouzi on the [-]th floor: Nothing will happen to Zhou Congee, but that man’s ass must be finished. Let’s mourn him. "

Hearing the violent movement in the air, Li Xiao squatted down in despair and covered his buttocks. Then he didn't feel the flesh, but only a layer of soft cushion.

Only then did he vaguely remember that when he went out today, he actually took protective measures to follow Zhou Congee.

Li Xiao said to Zhou Congee, "Don't worry about me, I have tools!"

Zhou Congee: "What?"

Li Xiao took Zhou Porridge's hand and stretched it towards his buttocks, Zhou Porridge desperately pulled his hand towards him with a terrified expression.

Zhou Congee: "What are you doing? I'm not interested in other people's butts."

Li Xiao: "What ass?"

He patted his plump buttocks, and then said: "I stuffed a cushion in it, and you say I'm awesome?"

Zhou Congee looked at his exceptionally plump buttocks and felt relieved.

The ducks in the sky finally began to descend. Zhou Porridge looked at Li Xiao's unprotected face, feeling uneasy. He directly turned his small back frame to cover his head.

"Protect your face, and be careful not to lose your appearance."

Li Xiao put his head against the back frame, and said gratefully: "You are still thoughtful, how do you know that I haven't married a wife yet?"

To their surprise, those ducks didn't come at them, but rushed down to Zhou Congee's side.

A familiar voice came from over there, and someone was scolding, "Yang Chen, where did you steal the duck eggs—"

"Ow my ass!"

And the voices of students who were extremely excited came from the other side: "Fuck, there are a lot of ducks!"

"Come on, Duck, I'm going to have my revenge!"

Zhou Porridge tied up the things in his hand and stuffed them into Li Xiao's hands. He planned to go over to have a look.

On the other side, Bai Ye finally arrived at the ground. Looking at the neat rows of red brick pig farms in front of him, and listening to the uninterrupted humming of pigs in front of him, he said coldly to Chen Yichen beside him: "This is you. The practice site arranged for us?"

Chen Yichen said with a smile: "That's right, it perfectly meets your requirements, it's close to Zhou Porridge's internship place, the reason is justified, and you can still study."

"Do you know how difficult it is for me to find this place? Alas, although it's a pity that there is nothing wrong with Zhou Porridge's animals, otherwise we can go directly to their place."

Bai Ye gave him a cold look, he suspected that this person did it on purpose.

Xu Hu put his hand on Chen Yichen's shoulder and said, "Hey, Bai Ye, he's here anyway, so don't doubt him."

Bai Ye lowered his head and glanced at the map on the phone. It showed that the distance to Zhou Porridge and the others was only a few kilometers away. Seeing that it was really close, he stopped talking.

Soon, the teacher who they went to negotiate with the owner of the pig farm came back and called them to go inside the pig farm.

While walking, the owner of the pig farm introduced to them: "Half of our pig farm breeds the most common large white pigs, and the other half breeds fragrant pigs."

"Xiang pig is in good condition, but big white pig is not willing to mate with our breeding pig for some reason."

"Since you are professionals, I hope you can help me find out the reason."

The owner of the pig farm opened the door of a breeding room and greeted them to go in: "Let's take a look at this one first. We have ruled out several common reasons. When it is in estrus normally, when we put the boar in , sows will even attack boars.”

Bai Ye followed in. The few sows inside were lying lazily on the ground, but after smelling Bai Ye's scent, they all stood up from the ground.

They're all huddled in corners because they smell a predator.

The owner of the pig farm rolled over and went in, followed by Chen Yichen and Xu Hu, while Bai Ye watched them operate from outside.

The owner of the pig farm is a capable man. He directly pulled the sow by its ears and pulled it over from the corner.

Chen Yichen and Xu Hu went up to collect some samples, but when the blood was drawn, the sow wanted to struggle violently.

But after Bai Ye casually glanced at it, the sow knelt down on her hind legs, urinated on the spot, and stopped moving.

Other basic data about sows have been recorded by the pig farm, so Bai Ye and the others don't need to measure again, they just need to take the samples for biochemical analysis first.

After collecting the samples, the owner of the pig farm enthusiastically asked them if they wanted to roast fragrant pigs, Guan Suisui and several other girls shouted excitedly to go.

When Bai Ye heard the news, his heart moved, he left the team and went to the side to call Zhou Porridge.

Zhou Congee's face was covered in mud. He held down a duck with one hand, took out the phone with difficulty from his pocket, and pressed answer.

Bai Ye: "Porridge porridge? I'm here. I'm going to roast a fragrant pig here. Do you want to come over?"

The author says:

柏烨肯定是第一个把猪吓尿的攻……感谢在2022-03-0316:58:36-2022-03-0418:03:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

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