Help, I don't want to farm

Some people hang golden hooks upside down in the air, some perform golden rooster independence, some roll on the ground, and some are

Yan Feiyu was far away, and Zhou Porridge couldn't understand his words for a while. Zhou Porridge looked at the little bird, and the little bird chirped twice, not sure if it was replying to his question.

Zhou Porridge's side was relatively calm, but other places became chaotic. Some people hung golden hooks upside down in the air, some performed golden rooster independence, some rolled on the ground, and some wept at Daiyu.

However, some people were able to do it with ease, and even said in their mouths: "It's so fun."

Zhou Porridge saw Song Peizhu use caterpillars to cause ducks to chase on the ground, and Yang Chen lay at her feet, looking at her with a dazed expression.

Just now, Yang Chen and the others were pulled to the ground by the cucumber vine, and Yang Chen was rescued by Song Peizhu. Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xu moved quickly, and quickly got up and hid behind Zhou Porridge.

The black birds stood in a pile on a big tree next to it. It looked like the tree was blooming with black flowers. Jin Wei protected two big men, Yan Feiyu and Wei Rong, standing in front of them, and then Nothing ran towards them.

Zhou Porridge grabbed a cucumber vine that was thrown towards him with one hand, and with the other hand grabbed the neck of a duck running over from the other side, and then he stuffed the cucumber vine into the duck's mouth.

cucumber:"?"

Duck's confused eyes: "Gah——"

Zhou Conge let them go, then patted the ashes off his hands, smiled slightly, the duck tilted its buttocks to look at Zhou Congee, turned around and ran away, and the cucumber vine retracted with a whoosh.

Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan looked at each other, then Liu Yuyang whispered, "Is he angry?"

Zhao Xuan: "It looks like it is."

Liu Yuyang: "It's over, it's over, the rabbit is anxious and ready to bite."

Jin Wei trampled the overhanging cucumber vine. She looked at it and saw that the caterpillars were all emptied by the duck. The duck cleaned up all the arrogant cucumber vines, and finally swaggered its buttocks to show off its might among the cucumber vines. .

Song Peizhu enthusiastically took Chu Yiyi and Jin Wei to communicate, Song Peizhu: "We can completely establish a new production and management model, just like the classic mulberry fish pond before, we can completely form a production model of ducks and cucumbers .”

Jin Wei pushed Yan Feiyu away, and then took Song Peizhu's hand, "Come on, let's talk about it carefully."

Zhou Porridge went over to look at the poor domineering president Yan Feiyu, pointed at the little black bird and asked, "President, why do you say they are all hooligans?"

Yan Feiyu looked at him deeply: "Why do you call me president?"

Zhou Congee: "Isn't it okay to be called the president? Does your domineering president have a quirk? You must be called the domineering president?"

Yan Feiyu looked at Jin Wei and said in a low voice, "Actually, you can call me Master."

Zhou Conge narrowed his eyes and opened his mouth to shout, "Mr. Jin."

Yan Feiyu: "Okay, you can call me Brother Yan."

Zhou Congee: "Say it sooner, Brother Yan."

Yan Feiyu: "It's a long story, let me make a long story short, they may be bowerbirds, crows, sparrows or other birds, they love shiny things very much, they stole two necklaces from me, I want to give them to Weiwei Eleven rings, three man-made crystal pendants with crystal chandeliers..."

"And they robbed me, and they showed off in front of me, and even gave the ring to my wife in front of me!"

"That's my wife! Don't they have wives of their own?"

Yang Chen yelled strangely from the side: "This is too cheap!"

Liu Yuyang: "Why is this bird like the old king next door? It not only steals your things, but also robs your wife, and may even bully your children in the future."

Yan Feiyu sighed, "At first I planned to get rid of them, but Weiwei said they are so smart and cute, so they won't let me move."

Zhou Porridge looked at the little bird on the tree over there, waved his hand there, and soon one of the bunch of identical little birds flew out and landed on Zhou Porridge's shoulder.

Zhou Conge touched its small head and said, "I think they should be taught a lesson."

Yan Feiyu: "What can you do?"

Zhou Congee: "The method is not very good, as long as it works."

Zhou Porridge kissed its head, then pointed to another little bird over there, and began to boast loudly: "But I like it more than you, its figure is better than yours, rounder It looks like a ball, its feathers still have some white feathers, what a distinctive feature, the one over there is also cute, it has a special pattern on its head..."

The little bird chirped twice, as if to refute.

Yang Chen secretly asked: "Can this little bird understand?"

Liu Yuyang: "Whether you are sensible or not is one thing, but your attitude is another. It's like how we usually dislike you when we talk. Although you don't understand, you can understand it from our tone of voice."

Yang Chen: "Since when did you dislike me?"

Liu Yuyang: "Look, last night you asked Zhou Porridge to apply safflower oil on your buttocks, and Zhou Porridge said your buttocks were white and big."

Yang Chen: "What? Isn't that a compliment to me? No wonder Zhou Congee hurt me so much last night!"

Liu Yuyang patted him on the shoulder: "Very good, keep it up."

Yan Feiyu concentrated on watching Zhou Porridge's movements, and Zhou Porridge over there had already started to use his "Sea King" secret technique under the tree.

I like this one, but I can't let go of the other one. You are cute, but the one next to you is even cuter. What?You guys are going to fight, did I do something wrong?Can't you all live in peace because of me?

Suddenly a person with a camera came out from the side, and said to Yan Feiyu, "That's amazing, who is he? Why do these birds like him so much?"

Yan Feiyu was startled: "Why are you here? Aren't you going out to explore the new world?"

The man waved his hand: "Stop talking, my tools were robbed by the animals inside, so I came out."

The man held the device higher in his hands, trying to capture Zhou Porridge and Xiaoniao's love and hatred.

Yan Feiyu glanced at him and said, "What are you doing?"

That person: "Live broadcast."

"I have already relied on myself to explore a series of places such as the mysteries of dragons, the forest of elves, and the former residence of fairies, and became the top anchor of the xx platform."

Zhao Xuan's eyes lit up, and he asked: "Could it be that you are the one who explored the mysteries of dragons and then went into the cave and was scared to cry by his own echo, then was stripped naked by monkeys in the forest of elves, and finally almost died in the fairy's former residence?" The one who became the pitcher plant fertilizer?"

Li Xiao said to Yan Feiyu: "Look, let me just say that I'm quite famous, right?"

Zhao Xuan nodded and said: "That's true. After all, as a resident of the Human Behavior Confusion Awards, there are not many people who don't know your heroic deeds."

Yan Feiyu laughed three times unceremoniously.

Yang Chen leaned next to Li Xiao to watch his live broadcast. Zhou Congee's exquisite face was captured very clearly by the high-end live broadcast equipment that Li Xiao specially bought.

Although Li Xiao is talented, he has a lot of tools.

Zhou Porridge frowned with a distressed face, and beside him, the birds were already fighting on the tree, and they were making more and more rapid and high-pitched calls.

Zhou Porridge also said to one of them with a face full of self-blame: "Don't fight because of me, I'm here to join this family, not to... Bah! Wrong."

Zhou Porridge disliked Yang Chen for putting sand sculpture videos by his side every day, organized his words and said, "I only have one heart, so I can only pretend to be you, the cutest bird."

Unsurprisingly, they immediately started fighting, the black balls exploded their feathers, pecking at each other on the tree, causing the feathers to fly wildly.

Zhou Porridge stood two steps beside him, giving up the battlefield to them, hiding his achievements and fame.

Yang Chen watched Li Xiao's live broadcast from praising his little brother so cute to praising the bird so cute, and after hearing what Zhou Porridge said, everyone began to scold the scumbag in unison.

"What did the bird do wrong? Need to be tricked by a human like this!"

"But this little brother is so handsome!"

"Why is this handsome guy so proficient? He can't really be a scumbag!"

"But he praised me for being cute..."

The painting style gradually turned crooked, and Yang Chen said, "Aren't they too immoral?"

"It's a pity that I don't have a handsome face."

Yang Chen looked at Li Xiao's beard, and said in a deep voice, "It's not that you don't have a handsome face, you have no face at all."

Zhou Porridge returned handsomely, except for a few bird feathers stuck to his face, everything was perfect.

He glanced at the suddenly extra person in surprise, and then said to Yan Feiyu, "It's over, cannibalism, the effect is remarkable."

Yan Feiyu boasted: "Excellent."

Liu Yuyang said to Zhou Porridge: "But I heard that birds hold grudges..."

Zhou Congee looked at Liu Yuyang innocently: "What did I do? I didn't do anything?"

The birds were divided into victors and victors. The final winners were the three extraordinarily large ones. They flew over neatly. The other birds were all messily rearranging themselves on the tree, looking a little sluggish.

Instigated by Li Xiao, Zhou Porridge tried to put on a handsome pose to welcome the three winners who won his heart.

He stretched out his hand with a cold expression on his face, and he really looked a little bluffing.

Even the barrage of her husband in Li Xiao's live broadcast room slowed down.

The little black birds lined up neatly and landed in Zhou Porridge's hands, the handsome guy and the bird, the picture is very beautiful.

But in the next second, through Li Xiao's high-definition device, Yang Chen saw the three little birds pulling a pile of shit in Zhou Porridge's hand.

The whole picture was so shocking that Yang Chen saw that the entire live broadcast room was blank for several seconds, and then a bullet screen floated up from below, "How can I say, at first I thought he was so handsome, this wouldn't be Zhou Congee’s twin, I can now confirm that this is our Zhou Congee!!”

The little bird not only shit on Zhou Porridge's hand, but also brought other birds to sing happily in front of Zhou Porridge, looking very smug.

What Liu Yuyang said was right. Although you couldn't understand what they were saying, the humans present could clearly feel the happiness of the little birds.

After they circled Zhou Conge twice, they flew away mercilessly, looking even worse than the scumbag played by Zhou Congee.

The bullet screen was swiping like crazy, "I was wrong, I punished myself with three cups for my reckless speech before, woo woo woo, are human beings really at the bottom of the food chain now?"

Zhou Porridge covered his face with his other hand and squatted down.

Yan Feiyu hurriedly took out a tissue and went up to wipe his hands clean, "Are you all right?"

Liu Yuyang: "Is this bird acting just now?"

Yang Chen leaned over to him and asked, "Zhou Congee, are you crying?"

Zhou Porridge exhaled slowly, and looked straight at the direction they were flying away, "From today onwards, I will be at odds with the little bird!"

The author says:

喜欢是真喜欢，皮也是真皮-感谢在2022-03-0217:39:09-2022-03-0316:58:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!