Help, I don't want to farm

As an excellent ingredient, cucumber can be used as both a fruit and a vegetable, and it tastes good

Zhou Congee followed Jin Wei's words to look at the cucumber shelf behind her. All he knew about cucumber was that it was an excellent food material, which could be used as both a fruit and a vegetable. It tasted good and was loved by humans.

Zhou Porridge also likes cucumbers. His memory of cucumbers still exists in elementary school. When he ran all over the mountains as a child, he could easily pick a fruit in the hot sun.

But now his good memories are about to be refreshed, because this cucumber has changed from a slender body to a thick and big big stick, even he doesn't know if the big cucumber will hit him in the next second Head up.

At this moment the sun has risen, and the sun hangs in the sky like a salty egg yolk that is dripping with oil, and Jin Wei is still telling them the precautions.

"When picking the fruits of vines or climbing plants, there are generally two situations. One is that the fruits will attack you directly like peas. If the quality is not required, you can let the ripe fruits fall off by themselves in a certain way. , picking is relatively simple.”

"The other is the cucumber we have today. The tendrils and leaves on its vines will find every opportunity to cling to things that can cling, and there will be soft but firm fine hairs on it. I hope you will not want to experience it on the skin. What does it feel like to be covered with a leaf with countless downy hairs."

"There is a plant similar to cucumbers, but more dangerous than cucumbers, that is pumpkin, it is very big, in other words, it is now as big as Cinderella's pumpkin carriage, and has a domineering personality, it will not allow it to be around it Another plant appeared."

"It is an advanced version of strangling plants in the pre-apocalyptic rainforest. If you can conquer cucumbers this time, then we can conquer pumpkins next time."

As Jin Wei's younger brother, Yang Chen perfectly performed his duties as a younger brother. When he heard Jin Wei finished speaking, he began to applaud quite vigorously.

"Let's start preparing now. The trick is to be quick and ruthless. Don't get entangled with the blade. Be careful that its tendrils climb up your body..."

As expected of the man who conquered the domineering president, Jin Wei spoke with an inspiring aura. While listening to Jin Wei's words, Zhou Porridge tied up the cuffs of his clothes with the rubber band handed over by the classmate in front of him, and then bent over to put The trouser legs are also tied.

No wonder their teacher told them in the group to wear stockings when they went out this morning.People like Yang Chen and Xue Tao pulled out the inner stockings and put them on the outer pants.

Xue Tao also has a funny face with strangely shaped eyebrows, showing off his bright red socks, looking like a comedian who is about to perform on stage.

"My socks are festive, I tell you, this is actually a set."

The girl next to him cast a disgusted look at him.

Xue Tao raised his eyebrows, "It seems that you are thinking wrongly, you are not pure, what I am talking about is my autumn clothes and long johns."

Song Peizhu glared at him: "I heard that your roommate turned eyebrows for love, do you have a good relationship?"

Xiang Weiran who was next to Xue Tao immediately stood thousands of miles away from him. Xue Tao was furious and raised his eyebrows and said, "Who! Who spread my rumors?"

He looked around and thought of Zhou Porridge who broke in suddenly last time. He shouted, "Where is Zhou Porridge? Porridge Porridge! Where did Porridge go?"

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Zhou Porridge took the woven bag given to them on the ground and walked into the cucumber shelf.

The cucumber shelf is much higher than before. Zhou Zhou looked at the looming silver light inside, and it seemed that the shelf for the cucumber was actually made of stainless steel, which looked a bit high-tech.

It looked fine from the outside, but when he came in, the tall shelves on both sides always made him feel a strong sense of oppression.Zhou Congee saw a large cucumber under the large leaves of the cucumber. He gently peeled off the cucumber leaves with his hands, and then cut off the pedicle of the cucumber with scissors while trying not to touch the cucumber leaves.

The cucumber fell to the ground with a thud, and Zhou Conge happily picked up the big cucumber from the ground, and put it into the woven bag next to his body.

"It's pretty simple."

If he would look up, he would see that the tendrils of cucumbers above his head were already slowly moving in his direction.

After a while, Zhou Porridge heard a gasp coming from the opposite side of his shelf, and he asked, "Student on the other side, are you alright?"

Opposite him is Chu Yiyi, now her face is covered with red marks, she pulled the mask up a little more, and then said: "Zhou Congee? I'm fine, pay attention, they will slowly crawl to Your body comes up, and their fluff paralyzes you."

Zhou Congee: "But I feel like they haven't moved?"

Zhou Congee carefully turned over a leaf and looked at the tiny hairs all over its back. Zhou Congee could already imagine what it would be like to stick to his skin just by looking at it.

When he withdrew his hands from the cucumber leaves, they moved in the direction Zhou Porridge retracted, looking a little docile.

Jin Wei reminded them outside with a loudspeaker: "Students between the seventh and eighth rows of shelves, fasten your trouser legs. Don't you notice anything wrong with your legs?"

"Students before the tenth row and the No.11 shelf, don't play anymore, try tearing that thing off your arm, and don't come back to me after crying."

"Students in the back, move faster, they have already surrounded you."

Zhou Porridge heard a crisp bird call, and a black dumpling with a fat caterpillar fell from the air onto his shoulder. The bird put the caterpillar on Zhou Congee's clothes, and then the caterpillar It began to crawl up and down, and it was still alive.

Zhou Congee looked at the caterpillar, then pushed the little bird's head with his fingers, "Eat it, I won't eat it."

The little bird rubbed Zhou Porridge's fingers and screamed twice, then flew away, looking very cold.

Zhou Porridge had no choice but tore a weed leaf on the ground to wrap up the caterpillar, and he didn't recognize what kind of insect larva it was.

So he planned to collect them, and if a beautiful moth or butterfly could emerge in the end, he could make a specimen.

Yan Feiyu came to deliver things on his luxury tricycle. He stood beside Jin Wei and handed her a glass of juice filled with ice cubes. Jin Wei gave him an appreciative glance.

Looking at the hardworking students in the huge cucumber field, Yan Feiyu felt happy. After all, he was tossed a lot by cucumbers at the beginning.

Cucumber's tendrils will find every opportunity to wrap around something that can be wrapped around, and Song Peizhu's face is already shaved red over there.

When she found that the cucumber vine was on her body, the cucumber leaves had already crawled from the nape of her neck to behind her ears, and then onto her face.

"Paralyzed? Song Peizhu tore them off her body. Although the movement was very light, the fluff still left marks on her face, like the pain of being burned.

She looked at the girl next to her, pointed to her feet, and then the girl looked down, only to see that the cucumber stem had crawled into her pant leg.

The girl cursed in a low voice, pulled them out of her trouser legs with a frenzy, and then hopped on the ground with her legs hugged.

While jumping, she scolded, "Is there any reason? Why can I get in even when my trouser legs are tied up!"

Yang Chen put the scissors on top of the cucumber, cut the cucumber lightly, and it fell down. He quickly retracted his hand, and then dodged the rapidly flapping cucumber leaves.

Yang Chen: "Little thing, if you want to catch me, your movements are still too slow."

Liu Yuyang glanced at him, and then said, "I don't know if it's small or not. I advise you not to look back now, or I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it."

Yang Chen only felt a heavy weight on the top of his head, and then a big leaf covered his head.

"what?"

Yan Feiyu slowly admired the way the students were jumping in pain for a while, and then looked at the sky, feeling that the sun was going to be in the sky soon, and he said to Jin Wei: "Wei Wei, what about that special student, Cucumber He has a bad temper, don't let him stay inside for too long."

Jin Wei stopped drinking water, then picked up the loudspeaker and started shouting: "Zhou Congee, come out of it immediately!"

Zhou Congee felt like he was carrying a small half bag of cucumbers. The whole process was so easy that he almost felt that his physique had changed again.

Then he felt a little itchy on the back of his neck. He stretched out his hand to scratch, and then grabbed out a small stem. The fluff on the stem rubbed against his hand, which directly produced a hot feeling.

Zhou Porridge turned around, and he saw that he was surrounded. Not only that, the cucumbers on the cucumber vine began to fall off by themselves, and then they were rolled up and sent to Zhou Porridge's bag.

As if a kind of equivalent exchange was satisfied, after the cucumbers were given, some vines began to wind up from Zhou Zhou's feet to his legs.

Zhou Porridge tore off everything on his body, frowned and walked outside, but the cucumber vines on the shelves on both sides directly entangled with each other, blocking his way.

Jin Wei's voice came from outside: "Zhou Congee, where are you?"

Zhou Congee replied loudly, "I'm here."

Jin Wei saw that the originally docile Cucumber had turned into an arrogant look, and she really exploded in temper.

Jin Wei: "Have they entangled you? I'll find an iron fork."

Zhou Porridge looked at the yellow flowers in front of him and said, "Not now."

Jin Wei wondered: "No? Then what are they doing?"

Zhou Congee said: "They are playing hooligans on me... they are blooming wildly on me."

Jin Wei was silent, Zhou Porridge's words made her feel a little worried.

"They don't have a good temper. Don't be hard on them. Is there anything else going on besides blooming?"

Zhou Congee: "Oh, it's starting to bear fruit now, and it's still going to be given to me."

Jin Wei: "Wait, I'll go record it, this phenomenon is quite rare."

Their idle genetics teacher Wei Rong also came over from the side. He looked at it and said, "Zhou Zhou, are they trying to pollinate you? Have plants and humans canceled reproductive isolation?"

Zhou Congee: "Teacher, I'm really a human, not a plant, and I don't have any pollen to give it!"

Jin Wei: "Just to please you? But please doesn't need to trap you."

Zhou Congee: "I think this is an exchange. They are trying to exchange fruit for the right to use me as a climbing frame."

There was no place under Zhou Porridge's feet for him to stand on. He stepped on a large piece of uneven stems, and his body was stumbling around.

Zhou Congee suddenly thought of a serious question: "Wait, teacher, what do you mean by conquest?"

Jin Wei: "What are you thinking about in your head? My conquest of them is to allow us to understand its habits and easy picking methods, and to summarize the rules. For example, the exchange conjecture you put forward is very interesting..."

Zhou Congee breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Wei Rong suddenly said: "Perhaps we can explore an automatic picking method, such as directly exchanging with them. Doesn't Zhou Congee mean that they can fall off by themselves?"

Jin Wei: "It's really a good way, but we don't know the preferences of cucumbers except Zhou porridge."

Wei Rong: "This is a question..."

Yang Chen squatted next to Jin Wei, holding a big cucumber and chewing on it, and said, "Boss, what does this mean? Are we going to exchange Zhou porridge for cucumber?"

Yan Feiyu kicked him, drove him away from Jin Wei, and stood up by herself.

Liu Yuyang asked outside now: "Zhou Congee, are you okay?"

Zhou Congee: "If it's good if I'm not injured, then I'm fine now."

Liu Yuyang took a look, and he could already see a car approaching in the distance, and he was about to persuade: "The rescue car is on the way, immediately."

But suddenly a small black cloud rose from the forest over there, sweeping towards this side.

Yan Feiyu saw it at a glance, and he immediately protected Jin Wei next to him.

"Squat down, all squat down, take care of your belongings, put all your jewelry in your bag, the biggest hooligan here is here!"

Zhou Porridge only felt a bright light above his head, the sun came in, the cucumber vine shrank back, and then some blue things fell from the sky, besides those things, Zhou Porridge also saw a shiny ring, some Cheap crystals and shiny glass shards.

"Ah - so many bugs!"

Jin Wei pulled poor Yan Feiyu up from the ground, who was missing another ring, "Go to the side!"

The girls screamed up and down. Normally, they have no fear of insects, but this does not mean that they can accept a rain of insects from the sky, and the insects also fell on themselves.

The fat caterpillar landed on the clothes on top of Zhou Porridge's head, and the cute chirping sound echoed in his ears.

Zhou Porridge tilted his head and looked at a cute black ball, "Little cutie, why are you treating me like this?"

Xiaotuanzi: "Jiujiu—"

Zhou Porridge didn't know how to explain to a bird that humans don't eat bugs.

Zhou Congee sighed softly, pushed the bird away from himself, shook his clothes, and shook off most of the bugs, and then he saw the caterpillars that landed on the cucumber vines on the cucumber leaves Nibbled a gap.

Zhou Congee: "This is really one thing against one thing."

The worms came, the birds came, and a large gray-white bird flew up outside, and the sound of quacking came from a distance.

They have seen the power of ducks before. The students who have been nagged cover their buttocks, and the students who have not been naughty opened their mouths wide.

Yang Chen looked at Zhou Congee and said, "Are they just looking for you?"

Zhou Congee: "Obviously not!"

Liu Yuyang: "It's not that you still run fast, the duck is coming!"

This sentence is similar to that of a ghost entering the village. Zhou Porridge only saw a few figures going out around him, and then he was caught by a cucumber vine before he ran far.

Watching those people performing flat falls for him, Zhou Porridge sighed: "Oh, I was just about to say that although I didn't come to look for me, it is obvious that I am the safest right now."

Birds and worms, worms and cucumber vines, cucumber vines and ducks, now forming a complete chain.

And at the top of this chain, there is a creature they have been ignoring, those little black birds.

Zhou Porridge turned his head to look at the little things on his shoulder, and said, "Yesterday's duck..."

"You didn't bring it here, did you?"

Yan Feiyu pulled Jin Wei away from the sudden ducks, and shouted from a distance: "Zhou Congee, don't be fooled by them, they are all hooligans!"

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