Help, I don't want to farm

"Ahhhhhh-"

Yang Chen let out a miserable howl, the duck not only grabbed his butt ruthlessly, but even pulled his butt meat out.

A flock of birds were startled by his cry outside, Zhou Porridge hurriedly rushed up to help him hold the duck, then grabbed the duck's neck with his hands, trying to pull the duck's beak from Yang Chen's body.

But I don't know why, the duck didn't make any fierce resistance to Zhou Congee's actions, it just used an attitude like an enemy who killed his father, and clung to Yang Chen's ass.

Yang Chen turned around and scratched the duck's head: "Oh—my butt hurts!"

Zhou Porridge coaxed in a low voice: "Be good, be good, let him go."

The duck didn't respond, it's the most outrageous that two people can't hold down a duck now, but, it's not that they can't hold down, the main reason is that Yang Chen's butt is still being nagged, and it's still tight. Pull it outside, Yang Chen followed suit.

Now the duck doesn't listen to him, and Zhou Porridge can't help it. He said to Yang Chen, "Persist for a while, I'll look for a teacher, or a knife."

Yang Chen wiped away the tears on his face and said, "Then hurry up."

Zhou Congee turned and went out the door.

"Chirp—"

The small black ball-like bird on the railing next to it sang twice crisply and followed Zhou Porridge in.

Zhou Congee knocked on the teacher's door first, and after quickly explaining the situation, he went to the waiter and tried to ask for a kitchen knife, which frightened the young staff member.

"Excuse me, sir, we cannot provide you with knives for the time being."

Zhou Congee looked anxious: "My classmate was nagged by a duck. If I don't have a knife, it's okay to give me a chef with a knife. It's better to kill ducks."

When the staff heard this, they also became anxious: "Okay sir, I will notify the kitchen immediately."

She wanted to leave in a hurry, but Zhou Porridge stopped her again: "There is no knife, so do you have scissors?"

The staff thought for a moment: "There are scissors, just wait for me."

She turned around and went into the corner workshop, and then took out a pair of palm-sized scissors: "This is what we usually use to sew clothes, you can see if it works."

This is obviously not working!

Zhou Congee's face was filled with confusion: "This... Forget it, something is better than nothing."

"Go get someone to bring the knife first, it's in Room 411."

"Okay, I'll be right now."

Zhou Congee turned and left, and then the staff member also ran away in a hurry.

When Zhou Congee returned to the room with the scissors, his room was already full of people.

"The knife is coming!"

Zhou Porridge squeezed in from the crowd of classmates who were watching the excitement. The innermost layer was Jin Wei and other teachers. They were standing in the bedroom. There was no longer a duck on the balcony outside, but many ducks standing outside together to imitate the ancient times. On a wooden railing.

"quack--"

Ducks croaked one after another, and Zhou Porridge even saw a duck pooping on the balcony outside.

When Jin Wei heard the knife coming, she hurriedly pulled Zhou Porridge over, "Where is the knife?"

Zhou Porridge handed her the scissors, and Jin Wei looked down and said, "Do you know what will happen if you joke with me?"

Zhou Congee: "I was wrong, I have already asked the staff to call for someone to go."

Jin Wei: "Where is Wang Guoxue? He took you to catch ducks, so he didn't bring anything with him?"

Zhou Congee: "I didn't see him."

Immediately someone nearby said: "I saw Teacher Wang went to the first floor to get something, and I guess he will come up in a while."

Yang Chen looked at the ducks crowded around him and didn't dare to move, why did he end up suffering such an indiscriminate disaster after just watching a play?

Liu Yuyang stood on the side and said, "Why are you crying, a man is a real man, you cry after being nagged by a duck?"

Yang Chen: "Why don't you try it?"

Liu Yuyang lowered his head and looked at a duck with a stalked neck. He thought of a saying that in the eyes of a goose, as long as you make eye contact with it, you are provoking it. Now the duck looks bigger than the goose... He was scared.

"I'm not coming."

Yang Chen was still crying, "I'm so miserable!"

After a while, someone outside shouted again: "Here we come, here we come, people are coming."

Not only their teacher came up with tools, but also the waiter came with the chef brother in chef uniform and knife.

After entering, their Kingdom Science teacher was very excited, "There are so many ducks, let me show you first!"

The big chef next to him was also very excited: "There are so many ducks, today's dishes are all settled."

The two of them glanced at each other and said at the same time, "Please, please."

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll be there soon."

Why are these two people still trying to shirk their relationship here?Yang Chen yelled loudly, "Can you save me first before talking about this!"

Wang Guoxue: "Hey, here we come!"

He opened the big bag in his hand and took out a bamboo net bag. After looking at it, he threw the bag on the ground.

Because he felt that this was not good enough, he took out a folded small grass-green nylon rope net from his bag.

The big brother chef next to him also took out his housekeeping belongings, which were two metal tools like iron hooks connected together.

The chef threw the iron hook-like thing onto the duck on Yang Chen's butt with precise movements, and then pulled it directly, and the hook got stuck under the duck's wing. The duck was in pain and let go of Yang Chen to attack the chef. Come, "Come in! Come in!"

The people in the room were all pushing against the wall, Jin Wei frowned and didn't move, Zhou Porridge stood beside Jin Wei and didn't move.

"Wow!"

After the chef pulled the duck over, he avoided the first attack from the duck's mouth, then he grabbed the duck's neck, and tied the duck's flat mouth with a thin thread with his other hand.

Zhao Xuan praised: "A master!"

As soon as the words fell, the duck's trapped mouth pecked the chef's forearm. Zhou Porridge's eyes widened, and he saw a bruise on the man's hand.

After the chef tied up its legs, he threw it directly on the ground, causing the students over there to scream and scream, and then shook the tools in his hand to try to pull one over.

Zhao Xuan said to Zhou Congee, "Is this man really a chef? Why do I feel like a hunter."

The chef heard their words: "No, I was just a soldier."

Zhao Xuan's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Could it be that you are the legendary soldier king?"

Chef: "Student, have you watched too many TV shows?"

Yang Chen over there finally got out of the sea of ​​suffering and rushed in from the outside. He clutched his butt and tangled between Jin Wei and Zhou Congee for a while, and finally chose to go behind Teacher Jin Wei.

He now understands that Zhou Porridge is the only one who is safe around him, and no one else is safe at all!

Wang Guoxue's teacher outside was also caught in a hard battle. What he knew was summed up experience and knowledge, and the chef's decisive duck killer mode was completely two different routines.

He lured the mutated ducks with the food they like, and the lure was very successful. Now the duck feathers are flying around on the balcony outside, and the ducks are scrambling to run to him. After everything was settled online, he was about to say that he was done.

But Zhou Congee had already seen the ducks staring at their teacher's ass with their small black eyes after eating all the food.

"Ow—"

The same screams startled another group of birds, and the ducks even directly attacked Wang Guoxue's ass through the resilient net.

As soon as he let go, the ducks flew out of the net bag.

And the ducks came directly to the room, with flying feathers and fierce eyes, and their goal was the ass of all the humans present!

Zhou Porridge opened his mouth, he wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say.

The scene was chaotic, Yang Chen almost jumped onto Jin Wei's back, and was pushed onto the bed by Jin Wei.Liu Yuyang quickly climbed onto Zhou Porridge's bed on the other side and escaped the catastrophe, but their only big brother chef with force value was held back by Zhao Xuan, and then lost the opportunity.

Why is this so?Zhou Porridge doesn't know.

He only knew that after just a few minutes, all the humans present except him and Jin Wei covered their buttocks with tears in their eyes.

After the ducks conquered humans, they began to kill each other. They began to attack each other's tail feathers. After a few minutes, the winning duck came to the In front of Zhou Porridge.

Then it put something on Zhou Porridge's instep, which even looked quite elegant.

Zhou Congee: "??"

Jin Wei, who was ignored by the ducks, saw the whole process, and pushed Wang Guoxue on the ground: "Mr. Wang, remember, ducks will snatch the tail feathers of competitors to please the female when they are courting, and they have a violent personality when they are courting. Humans are also listed as competitors, attacking, and the attacking place is also the ass."

Wang Guoxue: "Mr. Jin, can you give me a hand first, my old waist doesn't seem to be doing well."

In the end, everyone was rescued by other chefs who rushed over to grab the ingredients.Then that night, Zhou Porridge ate roast duck and old duck soup, which were delicious, and Yang Chen also ate the duck blood vermicelli soup, hugging the chef and crying and begging him to make it for him.

Although Zhao Xuan's butt also hurts, he now firmly believes that the chef here is a hidden master, and he is trying to follow behind that chef and worship him as his teacher.

It was a day of flying dogs and dogs. That night, the students who got their buttocks all had nightmares about ducks. Early the next morning, those students all had blue eyes, rubbed their own buttocks, and followed Jin Wei into the room. vegetable patch.

Jin Wei was wearing a handsome overalls, with her trousers firmly tucked into her shoes, and a hat on her head. She was standing in front of rows of shelves three to four meters high.

The shelves are covered with dense vines. The leaves of the plants are wide egg-shaped and heart-shaped. There are blue fruits hanging under the leaves, which are cucumbers.

Zhou Porridge was wearing a hat, and he was also dressed lightly. Looking at the tall shelf and the cucumber thicker than his arm, he felt that his head was a little big.

Only Jin Wei said proudly in front of them: "You all know this thing, right? The task you have to do today is to conquer it!"

The author has something to say: I didn’t expect that I would use a chapter to write about the fight between humans and ducks_(:з」∠)_;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!