Help, I don't want to farm
Chapter 38 Catch ducks and set off!
Bai Ye said: "When fish climbed ashore from the bottom of the sea, after a long period of time, the fish that came ashore grew legs. At that time, there were four-legged beasts on land, and time allowed them to differentiate into different animals. , so we also have the same ancestors as beasts, and I, you can regard me as a human being who has embarked on another evolutionary direction before."
Zhou Congee directly grasped one of the key words, he said: "Before?"
Bai Ye: "Yes, most humans are also evolving now, but compared with other animals and plants, human evolution is not so conspicuous.
For example, there are humans with sunflowers growing on their heads. Perhaps in a long, long time, he can completely become a sunflower. Similarly, there are humans who can transform their hands into animal claws. "
Zhou Congee: "Actually, you evolve faster, right?"
Bai Ye: "It can also be said that when I was in the second year of middle school, I also explored why I was different from other humans. Later, I found that I have stronger power than ordinary humans, and I was relieved."
Zhou Congee felt funny when he saw this person boasting with a cold face and expressionless face, he laughed and said, "Who would boast with a cold face."
Bai Ye also smiled, "Does it make me proud to say that I am strong?"
Zhou Porridge: "Where is it strong? When I was a child, I was fat and I didn't know what was hitting me. I'm pitiful."
Even Bai Ye couldn't stand the mention of black history at such a juncture. He said calmly, "Humans and animals are still a little different."
During the conversation, the dishes were served one after another, and the presentation was very delicate, and it seemed that the price was not cheap. Zhou Congee weighed his wallet and thought that since this place is located in a university town, it should not be too expensive.
Zhou Congee put a piece of red meat into his mouth, and sure enough, as Bai Ye said, it tasted very good, but now that he was eating it, he couldn't tell what kind of meat it was made of.
The two of them finally cleared everything on the table. Zhou Conge touched his stomach and said to Bai Ye, "This place is really nice. I can bring my roommates to dinner next time."
Bai Ye felt helpless for this dull person, and he said, "That might not work, haven't you noticed? This is a restaurant for couples."
Zhou Congee immediately sat up straight, looked around, and found that the people around were all in pairs, and even the dining room only had two seats.
Zhou Congee blushed a little, he leaned over to Bai Ye, and whispered, "Why did you choose a restaurant for couples?"
Bai Ye also moved closer to him, and said in a low voice, "Do you think it's not delicious?"
Zhou Congee: "No."
Bai Ye: "There is another reason, do you want me to tell you?"
Zhou Porridge didn't want to listen anymore, he stood up from the stool and said quickly, "I'll go to pay first!"
Zhou Porridge turned around and heard Bai Ye's smile. He knew how a person with that personality on the Internet could change in reality. This person has a bad personality!
Seeing Zhou Congee leave, Bai Ye also stood up and followed behind him.
At the front desk, Zhou Conge just took out the payment code, when he heard the front desk said that the payment had been made, Zhou Conge turned his head and saw Bai Ye behind him nodded slightly.
Zhou Porridge took back the phone, thinking about when to turn the money into a gift and give it to him.
"Hello, sir, this is a souvenir for you."
The front desk handed out a dark blue bag, and Zhou Porridge took it, and looked at it to see two butterfly specimens.
Bai Ye: "Let's go."
Before going back, Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye went to buy the things that Zhou Porridge's roommate asked him to bring, the marinated food that Yang Chen wanted to eat, and the gift that Liu Yuyang brought to his girlfriend.
Because since he went on a date last time, he has officially left the order, and there are snacks that Zhao Xuan wants to eat, and they went back together after buying them.
On the way back, Zhou Porridge realized that Bai Ye came out by car. Zhou Porridge got in the car and asked, "Does the school let students drive in school?"
Bai Ye: "Ordinary students are not allowed, but my family has cooperation with the school."
Zhou Porridge sighed: "The integrity of the school is completely gone."
Sure enough, when entering the school gate, Bai Ye's car drove right in, and even drove the car directly downstairs of Zhou Congee's dormitory. Don't stop, after all, his classmates' brain power is too strong.
Back in the dormitory, Zhou Conge divided the things among the roommates, and Yang Chen asked while chewing on the duck neck, "How much is the porridge? I'll pass it on to you."
Zhou Porridge didn't want to talk about it, because it was Bai Ye who paid the money, and Zhou Porridge couldn't snatch him away when he paid the money, and he also experienced once, what is the power stronger than ordinary humans, and his hands were captured by Bai Ye. When Ye grabbed it with one hand, he couldn't move at all!
Yang Chen didn't get a reply, so he turned to look at Zhou Congee suspiciously: "What's wrong?"
Liu Yuyang pressed his palm on Yang Chen's head, and said, "Congee Congee, thank Bai Ye for us, let's treat him to a big meal together next time."
Yang Chen: "Did Bai Ye pay? Why did he pay?"
Zhao Xuan: "Don't ask if you're single, why do you have to humiliate yourself?"
Yang Chen: "Heh, you are also single, why should you say me?"
Zhou Porridge unlocked the phone, and sent a message to Bai Ye: "They said thank you, and treat you to a big meal together next time."
Bai Ye: "I'm looking forward to it."
What to expect, what to look forward to, Zhou Porridge turned off the phone and went to take a shower.
That night, something happened that Zhou Porridge didn't want to see happened. The speculation about him getting out of Bai Ye's car today flooded the forum.
And they knew much more than he had imagined.
"Posted by: Knock what be;
Topic: Is Zhou Congee a famous herb?
Content: When I was going out this morning, I happened to meet Zhou Congee who also went out. He was dressed very well today. He usually wears an ordinary sweater jacket or something. It’s not that he usually doesn’t look good, but he looks different today. He wore a black windbreaker, which was completely different from his usual style. It was a completely different look!
The host was very happy at that time, but he didn't dare to go up and confess his love.
But the host later went to play with his little sister in the center of the university town, and met Zhou Porridge again. Many people confessed to him, much braver than the host.
(By the way, you didn't see the grand occasion. The X University next door has the nerve to say that their school grass looks better than our Zhou Congee. I don't think they have eyes!)
The host saw Zhou Porridge at the time, and didn't dare to go up, so he watched for a while, and then saw another protagonist today, Bai Ye, a graduate student from the Academy of Animal Sciences!Yes, that's the handsome guy who was so handsome in school that he swiped the homepage for several days, but then gradually disappeared from everyone's eyes because he was too indifferent and elusive.
They went into that famous couple restaurant together! !
Couples restaurant!
Couple!
Although I can't get weekly porridge, I am a glutinous porridge party!Isn't it sweet to be a beautiful young lady under X years?
White porridge yyds on the first floor: "Don't cry, the landlord, join our white porridge party, you're another hero!"
Liushen Hualushui on the second floor: "The landlord has another sad news to tell you. It was Bai Ye who drove Zhou Porridge back today."
On the third floor, you are full of tricks: "Why? Why? Did I miss something? Are they related?"
……
The black kitten on the 58th floor: "Hey, hey, move the hospital forever!"
……
The ever-burning light on the [-]th floor: "It's sinking, Bai Ye has come out to refute the rumors."
……
Pikachu on the [-]nd floor: "Did I read it wrong? What is Bai Ye talking about? He said he was chasing Zhou Congee! @administrator-Gu Hanfeng, hey, administrator, someone has stolen his account!"
Manager on the [-]rd floor - Gu Hanfeng: "It has been confirmed, Bai Ye's account is logged in for me."
……
A river of spring water on the [-]th floor: "Mom."
The disputes on the forum had nothing to do with Zhou Porridge. The melon-eaters were very excited, but Zhou Porridge was busy packing their luggage, and they had to take a bus to another base for a week of classes tomorrow morning.
That base was originally set up by their teacher Jin Wei's husband, Yan Feiyu, to please the beauties, but now it is finally used.
There is also the case of Sanhua. Zhou Conge originally wanted to entrust Sanhua to Fu Yu, but after thinking about Sanhua's temperament, he guessed that it was unwilling. Zhou Conge also felt that there was no need to send it out, so he directly asked Fu Yu to come to their dormitory to help Just feed the meat.
And Sanhua didn't know where he was going, and didn't come back until midnight. At night, Zhou Porridge didn't care if he could understand or not, and gave Sanhua a lot of advice.
The next morning, Zhou Porridge took a deep breath of Sanhua's hair, and then followed Yang Chen and the others with his things.
Because he woke up too early, Zhou Porridge fell asleep as soon as he got in the car, and he didn't notice the gossiping eyes of the students around him.
He fell asleep all the way, and didn't wake up until the car drove to the place.
When Zhou Porridge just opened his eyes, he thought he had entered a tropical rainforest.
Huge trees, twining vines, lichens and mosses of various colors, he saw a dead leaf disguised by an unknown creature on the ground engulfing a red beetle.
Their car was led by Jin Wei. She clapped her hands to wake up the students, and said, "Get your luggage and get off the car. There is a hotel in front of you. There is a room for two people. The arranged room number has been issued." To your group now follow me."
The hotel room was luxuriously decorated, and even had a big balcony. Yang Chen and Zhou Porridge shared a room. They stood on the balcony, looking at the outside world.
Yang Chen: "I heard that this is an experimental area integrating ecological agriculture and tourism, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful."
"Well, indeed."
The forest is also very lively, with all kinds of birds and animals singing. Zhou Porridge looked at a black cloud flying up in the distance. It looked like some kind of bird. They circled in the air, and then one of them left the team and went straight to the forest. Straight to Zhou Congee they came.
Zhou Porridge met the black bird on the railing in front of him, and found that it looked a bit like a long-tailed tit, with a round figure, but the color was not as good as the long-tailed tit.
Before Zhou Porridge could do anything, another gust of wind blew beside him.
A large gray-white bird also flew onto their balcony. Its long neck, flat beak, larger and stronger body than before, and its quacking sound confirmed its identity as a duck.
"quack--"
The duck croaked twice, looked at Zhou Porridge with its not-so-intelligent eyes, and then at the little bird, but it didn't know what it thought of. Finally, it flapped its wings and grabbed Le Hehe, the ass of Yang Chen who was watching a movie.
The author says:
明天改错字,大家晚安哦!感谢在2022-02-2817:54:06-2022-02-2823:20:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Zhou Congee directly grasped one of the key words, he said: "Before?"
Bai Ye: "Yes, most humans are also evolving now, but compared with other animals and plants, human evolution is not so conspicuous.
For example, there are humans with sunflowers growing on their heads. Perhaps in a long, long time, he can completely become a sunflower. Similarly, there are humans who can transform their hands into animal claws. "
Zhou Congee: "Actually, you evolve faster, right?"
Bai Ye: "It can also be said that when I was in the second year of middle school, I also explored why I was different from other humans. Later, I found that I have stronger power than ordinary humans, and I was relieved."
Zhou Congee felt funny when he saw this person boasting with a cold face and expressionless face, he laughed and said, "Who would boast with a cold face."
Bai Ye also smiled, "Does it make me proud to say that I am strong?"
Zhou Porridge: "Where is it strong? When I was a child, I was fat and I didn't know what was hitting me. I'm pitiful."
Even Bai Ye couldn't stand the mention of black history at such a juncture. He said calmly, "Humans and animals are still a little different."
During the conversation, the dishes were served one after another, and the presentation was very delicate, and it seemed that the price was not cheap. Zhou Congee weighed his wallet and thought that since this place is located in a university town, it should not be too expensive.
Zhou Congee put a piece of red meat into his mouth, and sure enough, as Bai Ye said, it tasted very good, but now that he was eating it, he couldn't tell what kind of meat it was made of.
The two of them finally cleared everything on the table. Zhou Conge touched his stomach and said to Bai Ye, "This place is really nice. I can bring my roommates to dinner next time."
Bai Ye felt helpless for this dull person, and he said, "That might not work, haven't you noticed? This is a restaurant for couples."
Zhou Congee immediately sat up straight, looked around, and found that the people around were all in pairs, and even the dining room only had two seats.
Zhou Congee blushed a little, he leaned over to Bai Ye, and whispered, "Why did you choose a restaurant for couples?"
Bai Ye also moved closer to him, and said in a low voice, "Do you think it's not delicious?"
Zhou Congee: "No."
Bai Ye: "There is another reason, do you want me to tell you?"
Zhou Porridge didn't want to listen anymore, he stood up from the stool and said quickly, "I'll go to pay first!"
Zhou Porridge turned around and heard Bai Ye's smile. He knew how a person with that personality on the Internet could change in reality. This person has a bad personality!
Seeing Zhou Congee leave, Bai Ye also stood up and followed behind him.
At the front desk, Zhou Conge just took out the payment code, when he heard the front desk said that the payment had been made, Zhou Conge turned his head and saw Bai Ye behind him nodded slightly.
Zhou Porridge took back the phone, thinking about when to turn the money into a gift and give it to him.
"Hello, sir, this is a souvenir for you."
The front desk handed out a dark blue bag, and Zhou Porridge took it, and looked at it to see two butterfly specimens.
Bai Ye: "Let's go."
Before going back, Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye went to buy the things that Zhou Porridge's roommate asked him to bring, the marinated food that Yang Chen wanted to eat, and the gift that Liu Yuyang brought to his girlfriend.
Because since he went on a date last time, he has officially left the order, and there are snacks that Zhao Xuan wants to eat, and they went back together after buying them.
On the way back, Zhou Porridge realized that Bai Ye came out by car. Zhou Porridge got in the car and asked, "Does the school let students drive in school?"
Bai Ye: "Ordinary students are not allowed, but my family has cooperation with the school."
Zhou Porridge sighed: "The integrity of the school is completely gone."
Sure enough, when entering the school gate, Bai Ye's car drove right in, and even drove the car directly downstairs of Zhou Congee's dormitory. Don't stop, after all, his classmates' brain power is too strong.
Back in the dormitory, Zhou Conge divided the things among the roommates, and Yang Chen asked while chewing on the duck neck, "How much is the porridge? I'll pass it on to you."
Zhou Porridge didn't want to talk about it, because it was Bai Ye who paid the money, and Zhou Porridge couldn't snatch him away when he paid the money, and he also experienced once, what is the power stronger than ordinary humans, and his hands were captured by Bai Ye. When Ye grabbed it with one hand, he couldn't move at all!
Yang Chen didn't get a reply, so he turned to look at Zhou Congee suspiciously: "What's wrong?"
Liu Yuyang pressed his palm on Yang Chen's head, and said, "Congee Congee, thank Bai Ye for us, let's treat him to a big meal together next time."
Yang Chen: "Did Bai Ye pay? Why did he pay?"
Zhao Xuan: "Don't ask if you're single, why do you have to humiliate yourself?"
Yang Chen: "Heh, you are also single, why should you say me?"
Zhou Porridge unlocked the phone, and sent a message to Bai Ye: "They said thank you, and treat you to a big meal together next time."
Bai Ye: "I'm looking forward to it."
What to expect, what to look forward to, Zhou Porridge turned off the phone and went to take a shower.
That night, something happened that Zhou Porridge didn't want to see happened. The speculation about him getting out of Bai Ye's car today flooded the forum.
And they knew much more than he had imagined.
"Posted by: Knock what be;
Topic: Is Zhou Congee a famous herb?
Content: When I was going out this morning, I happened to meet Zhou Congee who also went out. He was dressed very well today. He usually wears an ordinary sweater jacket or something. It’s not that he usually doesn’t look good, but he looks different today. He wore a black windbreaker, which was completely different from his usual style. It was a completely different look!
The host was very happy at that time, but he didn't dare to go up and confess his love.
But the host later went to play with his little sister in the center of the university town, and met Zhou Porridge again. Many people confessed to him, much braver than the host.
(By the way, you didn't see the grand occasion. The X University next door has the nerve to say that their school grass looks better than our Zhou Congee. I don't think they have eyes!)
The host saw Zhou Porridge at the time, and didn't dare to go up, so he watched for a while, and then saw another protagonist today, Bai Ye, a graduate student from the Academy of Animal Sciences!Yes, that's the handsome guy who was so handsome in school that he swiped the homepage for several days, but then gradually disappeared from everyone's eyes because he was too indifferent and elusive.
They went into that famous couple restaurant together! !
Couples restaurant!
Couple!
Although I can't get weekly porridge, I am a glutinous porridge party!Isn't it sweet to be a beautiful young lady under X years?
White porridge yyds on the first floor: "Don't cry, the landlord, join our white porridge party, you're another hero!"
Liushen Hualushui on the second floor: "The landlord has another sad news to tell you. It was Bai Ye who drove Zhou Porridge back today."
On the third floor, you are full of tricks: "Why? Why? Did I miss something? Are they related?"
……
The black kitten on the 58th floor: "Hey, hey, move the hospital forever!"
……
The ever-burning light on the [-]th floor: "It's sinking, Bai Ye has come out to refute the rumors."
……
Pikachu on the [-]nd floor: "Did I read it wrong? What is Bai Ye talking about? He said he was chasing Zhou Congee! @administrator-Gu Hanfeng, hey, administrator, someone has stolen his account!"
Manager on the [-]rd floor - Gu Hanfeng: "It has been confirmed, Bai Ye's account is logged in for me."
……
A river of spring water on the [-]th floor: "Mom."
The disputes on the forum had nothing to do with Zhou Porridge. The melon-eaters were very excited, but Zhou Porridge was busy packing their luggage, and they had to take a bus to another base for a week of classes tomorrow morning.
That base was originally set up by their teacher Jin Wei's husband, Yan Feiyu, to please the beauties, but now it is finally used.
There is also the case of Sanhua. Zhou Conge originally wanted to entrust Sanhua to Fu Yu, but after thinking about Sanhua's temperament, he guessed that it was unwilling. Zhou Conge also felt that there was no need to send it out, so he directly asked Fu Yu to come to their dormitory to help Just feed the meat.
And Sanhua didn't know where he was going, and didn't come back until midnight. At night, Zhou Porridge didn't care if he could understand or not, and gave Sanhua a lot of advice.
The next morning, Zhou Porridge took a deep breath of Sanhua's hair, and then followed Yang Chen and the others with his things.
Because he woke up too early, Zhou Porridge fell asleep as soon as he got in the car, and he didn't notice the gossiping eyes of the students around him.
He fell asleep all the way, and didn't wake up until the car drove to the place.
When Zhou Porridge just opened his eyes, he thought he had entered a tropical rainforest.
Huge trees, twining vines, lichens and mosses of various colors, he saw a dead leaf disguised by an unknown creature on the ground engulfing a red beetle.
Their car was led by Jin Wei. She clapped her hands to wake up the students, and said, "Get your luggage and get off the car. There is a hotel in front of you. There is a room for two people. The arranged room number has been issued." To your group now follow me."
The hotel room was luxuriously decorated, and even had a big balcony. Yang Chen and Zhou Porridge shared a room. They stood on the balcony, looking at the outside world.
Yang Chen: "I heard that this is an experimental area integrating ecological agriculture and tourism, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful."
"Well, indeed."
The forest is also very lively, with all kinds of birds and animals singing. Zhou Porridge looked at a black cloud flying up in the distance. It looked like some kind of bird. They circled in the air, and then one of them left the team and went straight to the forest. Straight to Zhou Congee they came.
Zhou Porridge met the black bird on the railing in front of him, and found that it looked a bit like a long-tailed tit, with a round figure, but the color was not as good as the long-tailed tit.
Before Zhou Porridge could do anything, another gust of wind blew beside him.
A large gray-white bird also flew onto their balcony. Its long neck, flat beak, larger and stronger body than before, and its quacking sound confirmed its identity as a duck.
"quack--"
The duck croaked twice, looked at Zhou Porridge with its not-so-intelligent eyes, and then at the little bird, but it didn't know what it thought of. Finally, it flapped its wings and grabbed Le Hehe, the ass of Yang Chen who was watching a movie.
The author says:
明天改错字,大家晚安哦!感谢在2022-02-2817:54:06-2022-02-2823:20:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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