Help, I don't want to farm

"The red flag at home is not down, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside. This wild boar deserves it!"

"The red flag at home is not down, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside. This wild boar deserves it!"

Liu Yuyang looked at the big and small piglets in the pig herd, and sighed: "This is really a scumbag."

After one of the gilts was overturned by one of the boars, the largest sow in the herd joined the fray.

Chen Yichen pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "The strongest pigs are often not young and strong young boars, but old sows with piglets."

Sure enough, as he said, after the biggest sow joined the battlefield, she directly hit two without losing the wind. She fought on both sides and even fired real fire. At first, both sides refrained from using their fangs, but now they directly They used their fangs to cut holes in each other's bodies, even though they still had a thick layer of mud on their bodies.

Before they knew it, everyone had already sat down on the upper platform, just like watching a play.

One of the boars howled in grief after being knocked to the ground by the sow.Then the domestic pigs in the house grunted.

Of course, the sad humming of the pig was made up by their brains, after all, they couldn't understand what the pig's humming meant.

The boar heard the cry of the sow inside, and cried even more vigorously.

Yang Chen: "This feels... a bit like selling misery."

The old sow became even angrier. It paved the ground and wanted to continue attacking, but several young sows under it came to the old sow, rubbed against it, and let out a low grunt.It was like pleading, because the old sow stopped moving when they came.

The young sow yelled at the boar again, and the boar stood up as frustrated as a human being, and followed behind the sow.

The old sow took the lead, and the group of pigs went outside again. The four boars walked at the back, and before leaving, they looked back at the neat rows of red brick houses from time to time.

Yang Chen: "This is really a big show."

Zhou Congee: "If I'm not mistaken, the male wild boar wanted to take away the domestic pigs inside, but the domestic pigs were unwilling, and the wild boars were also unwilling to give up, so they fought with the wife because of this."

Yang Chen: "Not only that, it also beat his wife, and was taught a lesson by his mother-in-law, so his wife came out to beg for mercy. In the end, he had no choice but to follow his wife reluctantly."

Liu Yuyang looked at Yang Chen in surprise, "Why do you understand so well? Could it be because you are the same kind of creature?"

Yang Chen: "Fart! Isn't this obvious?"

Jiang Yue: "It turns out that males of any species are the same scum!"

Zhou Congee said: "Senior Sister, I'm no scumbag."

Jiang Yue: "Got it, you're still a little boy."

The emergence of wild boars has solved the problem of sows' reluctance to go into heat, but it has brought a new problem. Looking at the male wild boars' reluctance, they will definitely come in the future.

Moreover, wild boars cannot be killed if their number does not reach a certain level. The owner of the pig farm touched his head with a headache and said, "Forget it, let's take one step at a time."

Zhou Porridge and the others bid farewell to them again, boarded the car again, and headed for the hotel.

Then, on the way back, Zhou Porridge and the others encountered a herd of wild boars again.

But this time, the four male wild boars were eating and walking in front, followed by the herd of sows. The wild boars in front used their tusks to carve out a path among the entangled plants, and from time to time bowed their heads on the ground.

Sitting in the back of the car, Zhou Porridge saw one of the male wild boars offering a piece of white rhizome with his nose. Instead of eating it, he picked it up and sent it to the mouth of a female wild boar behind.

The two wild boars sweetly shared the morsel, and they began to rub against each other.

Liu Yuyang also saw it, and he said, "This is much more coaxing than ordinary straight men."

Zhou Congee: "Yes."

Zhou Congee felt something was wrong. He had seen the sows find him just now, but the wild boars didn't come to look for him but left directly.

Now he met the eyes of the biggest old sow again, he didn't see its eyes clearly, but Zhou Porridge knew that he was noticed again.

After thinking about it, Zhou Porridge picked up his phone and sent a message to Bai Ye.

Zhou Congee: "The wild boar seems to be eyeing me."

Bai Ye quickly replied: "Now?"

Zhou Congee: "No, I think they are strange, I'm sure they wanted to come to me just now, but they didn't do that, and now I ran into them again."

Bai Ye: "Don't worry, I'll come to class with you tomorrow."

When Chen Yichen dragged Xu Hu back from the outside and threw him on the bed again, he saw Bai Ye standing by the window on the phone.

Chen Yichen didn't eavesdrop on purpose, but Bai Ye didn't avoid him at all.

Bai Ye just said a few words, "Ten bodyguards, who can use crossbows, will arrive before eight o'clock tomorrow."

"Row."

"I'm safe and I'm protecting a person."

"Well, someone I like."

Chen Yichen raised his eyebrows when he heard this.

After Bai Ye hung up the phone, Chen Yichen asked, "Is Zhou Congee in danger?"

Bai Ye nodded: "The wild boar is after him."

Chen Yichen pondered for a while: "Indeed, it's very unusual for the wild boar to find out that Zhou Congee didn't look for him today."

"However, can we use a lethal weapon like a crossbow now?"

Bai Ye: "In special times, you can apply."

Chen Yichen: "OK, just obey the law."

When he got up the next morning, the owner of the pig farm found several huge mushrooms at the door of the sow, gray in color, with a strong fungus-specific smell.

The owner of the pig farm was very worried. He didn't expect the wild boar to come again last night.And Bai Ye's teacher advised him, why don't you build another protective wall.

Bai Ye also got up early, and the people he was looking for had already arrived, and they drove three off-road vehicles that looked very domineering, and all ten of them carried a repeating crossbow on their backs.

After Bai Ye explained the situation to their teacher, their teacher expressed his understanding.

Bai Ye had also told Jin Wei and Yan Feiyu about the current situation. Yan Feiyu gave Bai Ye permission, and their car drove directly to their park and went downstairs to Zhou Porridge's hotel.

Zhou Porridge was woken up today by a burst of birdsong. He opened the window and purred for the bully little black birds outside, and they left behind a bunch of shiny things and flew away.

Zhou Porridge had just packed up the things on the balcony when he heard a commotion downstairs.

Zhou Porridge glanced downstairs, and saw Bai Ye getting off the last off-road vehicle, and there were already several tall men standing beside him.

Bai Ye looked up and saw Zhou Congee on the balcony, he waved his hand.

Zhou Porridge didn't expect that Bai Ye would be in such a big battle, so he sent a message to Bai Ye and said, "Come down immediately." Then he turned around and went to wash up.

When he and Yang Chen went downstairs, the bodyguards Bai Ye had found were already surrounded by their enthusiastic classmates.

"Brother, is this a real crossbow of yours?"

"Brother, you are so handsome, can I try your crossbow?"

"Brother, how much did you pay for this crossbow? Can we buy it?"

Perhaps it was due to Bai Ye's aura of not getting close to strangers, there was no one around him, but from time to time a girl took a picture of him with her mobile phone.

Especially when Zhou Conge walked towards him, most of the girls raised their mobile phones, and Zhou Conge felt a bit like a celebrity walking the red carpet.

When he turned around, he even saw Yang Chen raised his phone.

Zhou Congee asked him, "What are you doing?"

Yang Chen: "Take a picture of you and Bai Ye,"

Zhou Congee: "Why do you want to shoot?"

Yang Chen: "Because I joined the support club of Porridge CP."

Zhou Congee: "?"

Yang Chen: "There are so many people, so many girls, I feel like I'm about to get out of the order."

Zhou Congee looked indifferent: "You have been expelled from the house, Nizi."

Their class today is a mutant animal anatomy class, the teacher will explain in the morning, and the animal anatomy experiment will be done in the afternoon.

The place where the class is held is in a forest. The forest over there is a long passage propped up by strong steel, and the road is forced to squeeze out among the dense plants.

Bai Ye led people to follow behind them, and when their teacher came, he was shocked to see Bai Ye's battle.

Huang Ruixiang: "What's the matter? Is someone coming to rob?"

Bai Ye went up and said a few words beside Huang Ruixiang, Huang Ruixiang nodded, "Wild boar, that's really dangerous."

During class, Zhou Porridge and the others followed Huang Ruixiang's buttocks, watching him pointing to things outside and introducing them to them.

"The external manifestation of most animal evolution is the increase in body size or the strengthening of a certain organ."

"Look, there's a frog we dissected over there."

Zhou Porridge looked in the direction of his fingers, and found a frog lying on its stomach under a large drop-shaped leaf. It was almost exactly the same as the mossy stone behind it. Its hind legs were slightly raised. Then, a thin film was opened in the air, with some drops of water hanging on it.

Huang Ruixiang: "That is its new structure, a new structure similar to a net to help it hunt."

Zhou Porridge saw a reptile on the film, and then was sucked into the mouth by the frog's tongue.

"Except for the frog, what do you think it is?"

Zhou Porridge looked forward, and there was an arm-long lizard lying on it. Its tail was colored, and when it lay on the tree trunk, it quickly turned into the same color as the tree trunk.

"Their camouflage ability is stronger, and when they are in danger, their tails can shoot out..."

Suddenly, the plants directly in front of them trembled violently, Zhou Porridge stood beside him in a place where there were few people, and Bai Ye, who was behind, also stepped up a few steps, and stood sideways in front of him.

A ferocious wild boar's head came out, and the stone in Zhou Porridge's heart was put down, and they really came.

The people led by Bai Ye stood in front of the students, raised the crossbow in their hands, and under the gaze of everyone, the wild boar was still some distance away from them and just leisurely gnawed on the red wild fruit hanging down there.

Not only that, a few seconds later, a pig's head that looked quite white and tender compared with wild boars appeared in front of everyone again.

Zhou Congee was at a loss, he slightly raised his head to look at Bai Ye's face: "Is this wild boar one of those yesterday?"

Although Bai Ye was so cute by his blank expression, he still said calmly: "Look at the scars on its body, it's from the ones from yesterday."

Zhou Congee suddenly realized, and said, "It turns out that besides the mistress at the Lanque Pig Farm, it also has a mistress!"

The author says:

We, Bai Ye, finally don't have to drive a pig-drawn cart to pick up porridge!The old mother is pleased.JPG;

胖橘终于把加更补上了！我真厉害！感谢在2022-03-0617:10:14-2022-03-0623:46:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!