Help, I don't want to farm

Chapter 35 The Use of the Vest

The teacher of Zhou Porridge's mutated plant anatomy class is a young male teacher named Shao Anyu.

The screaming sound attracted the attention of other students, but Zhou Porridge and his teacher's expressions did not change.

The teacher of their mutated plant anatomy class was a young male teacher named Shao Anyu, who was fair and tender, and just came back from abroad like Jin Wei, and was immediately assigned to the post.

Although he was young, he was able to start class with ease. Now even if a classmate's scream interrupted his speech, his expression did not change in the slightest.

Shao Anyu's voice didn't fluctuate at all: "This classmate gave us a vivid demonstration of what happens when you directly touch the mutated lettuce leaf with your hands."

"The mutated lettuce leaves squirt viscous liquid from the veins that have become hollow, and they quickly turn into a gel when they encounter air."

"The colloid will adsorb on the surface of the object and is difficult to remove. My classmate who studies materials said that it is a very useful material. In the future, the positioning of mutant lettuce may change from food to new materials."

"It now has a new sensing system. It will only react to the touch of creatures. It is preliminarily concluded that it is to prevent creatures from eating. It has evolved a kind of ability to fight back. The glue it sprays will stick some insects. Live and make them die."

Shao Anyu came down from the podium slowly, then walked to the side of the male student Zhou Porridge was leaning towards, and pulled a colloidal milky white thing on the right side of his face.

The thing was tightly attached to his face, and it looked a bit like the kind of toy that Zhou Porridge played with when he was a child.

Zhou Porridge watched Shao Anyu try to tear off the thing on that classmate's face, but the thing stuck to his face too tightly, and the classmate bared his teeth and let out a scream.

Zhou Porridge looked at it and felt that his face was already hurting.

Accompanied by that classmate's cry of pain, Shao Anyu tore off the thing on that classmate's face, and then left a red mark on that classmate's face.

Shao Anyu said to the classmate, "Does it hurt?"

Zhou Congee's heart trembled, it was a relatively gentle voice, but it sounded very scary.

That classmate was three-year-old and five-year-old, but now he was still crying, and he said pitifully, "It hurts."

Shao Anyu: "Still touching?"

"Don't touch it, don't touch it."

Shao Anyu nodded in satisfaction, "Be obedient."

After finishing speaking, Shao Anyu turned his head to look at Zhou Congee, Zhou Congee smiled obediently, Shao Anyu also smiled, and seemed very satisfied with Zhou Congee.

Zhou Porridge grabbed Liu Yuyang's arm next to him, "Why do I feel that the teacher is watching me?"

Liu Yuyang pulled Zhou Congee's hand off his arm: "This is normal, after all, you are Zhou Congee."

Zhou Congee: "But the things I did before were not intentional."

Liu Yuyang: "I also know that the teacher in our class has a group to discuss you alone, saying that you must keep an eye on you in class, otherwise you are guaranteed to have trouble in class."

Zhou Congee: "?"

Liu Yuyang: "Don't worry, most teachers still like you, but they will pay more attention to you."

Shao Anyu is already assigning today's task. He said: "Your task is to dissect the veins of the mutated lettuce leaf completely. After class, I will grade your dissection results and count them as normal grades."

Hearing the words of the usual grades, most of the students cheered up, but after Shao Anyu finished speaking, he went to stand beside him, and the other students immediately started to move.

Zhou Congee also took out a glove from the shelf next to him and put it on for himself, then looked at the mutated lettuce leaf in front of him that was longer than his forearm.

The middle veins of the mutated lettuce leaf swelled up like blood vessels, became very large, and even pulsated slightly like blood vessels flowing, and then some smaller veins grew toward the outer edge.

When Zhou Congee started to clean the mesophyll growing beside the veins, Yang Chen next to him violently dismantled the lettuce leaves, and then a big sticky thing flew out from the leaves in his hand.

It covered half of Yang Chen's forehead.

Yang Chen shouted: "No matter how it is scratched, it will come out!"

Zhou Congee looked at it and commented: "This one matches your skin tone quite well."

Yang Chen was very dissatisfied, he said: "But it stuck to my hair, what should I do with my hair!"

Zhou Porridge comforted him: "Maybe it will fall off by itself in two days."

In the next action, Zhou Porridge became more careful. Although some liquid would come out of the small veins, the total amount was relatively small, and most of it was stained on his gloves.

After removing all the leaf meat, Zhou Porridge finally cut out the middle one completely. He carefully took it out, put it into a glass, and brought it to the teacher on the podium.

Seeing Zhou Porridge coming up with things, Shao Anyu was also refreshed.

He stood aside, then took out a Erlenmeyer flask from the side, "You pour the liquid inside here."

"Only pour it from the underside of the veins, as they tend to come out from above."

Zhou Congee picked up the contents of the cup again, and then went to the small mouth of the Erlenmeyer flask. Shao Anyu was very nervous, and Zhou Congee was also very nervous.

Zhou Porridge used a knife to cut a hole at the lower port, watching the liquid in the veins flow out steadily, Shao Anyu and Zhou Porridge breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

But sometimes you really can't relax too early. For example, now, Zhou Porridge only felt that the back of his head was suddenly covered with a cool lump, and then when he pressed his hand hard, the unfinished liquid flowed straight from the top end. Chong Shao Anyu's chin.

Shao Anyu: "..."

"I...%@4"

Song Peizhu stared at the back of Zhou Porridge Baibai's head dumbfounded, and looked at his teacher Baibai's chin, and shouted: "My mother!"

Her roommate Wen Siyu next to Song Peizhu also screamed: "Ah, I just touched the stool!"

Chu Yiyi: "Then I chopped things up."

Shao Boyu next to him: "Then something got into my neck, and the thing in my hand went to the back of Zhou Congee's head."

Song Peizhu: "Zhou Congee, teacher, are you all right?"

Both Zhou Congee and Shao Anyu turned to look at her, and Song Peizhu smiled awkwardly: "Haha, it looks fine."

Shao Anyu started to pull the thing on his chin, and Zhou Porridge also started to mess with the thing on his head. With the screams from the laboratory next door, both of them began to struggle hard on the things on their bodies.

The laboratory next door was so miserable, Liu Yuyang went for a walk in the laboratory next door after finishing his stuff.

When he came back, he said to Zhou Congee, "The next class is covered with lettuce liquid on the ceiling, my good fellow, I can't even find a clean person when I go in."

Zhou Congee: "What are they doing?"

Liu Yuyang; "I don't know, their teacher is not here, and then they go crazy."

After a while, the office next door suddenly became quiet. Shao Anyu looked outside and said, "The dean is here."

Zhou Congee stopped messing around, and started to crowd around the door with the others to watch the excitement.

The dean went in for a few minutes, and then ran out with a pale face.It takes only 10 minutes to go from the dean to the dean.

Zhou Congee: "You man."

Then that night, the first shift was left behind, and they had to clean the lab thoroughly before they could leave.

But so far, Class [-] of the Animal Science Department has officially established its reputation. Zhou Porridge met the students in Class [-] in the next few days and felt that they walked with wind.

The experimental class is always more interesting than the theoretical class. In the animal nutrition in the afternoon, Zhou Porridge was drowsy.

Just had a full meal, the sun was just right, but he couldn't take a satisfying nap, Zhou Conge closed his eyes slightly, and tried his best to stuff the teacher's words into his mind.

"Pigs need to supplement crude protein, calcium, phosphorus, etc. during pregnancy, and the feed formula of mutated pigs has also changed. We are still exploring..."

Zhou Porridge, who was drowsy, was awakened by the vibration of the mobile phone in his pocket.

"Bai Ye: Porridge."

Zhou Porridge blinked his eyes, and his emptiness gradually came back to his mind.

Zhou Congee: "What's wrong?"

"Bai Ye: I heard that your cat is missing?"

Zhou Congee: "How do you know?"

Zhou Congee suddenly realized that he had asked a silly question, because he had just posted a cat hunting notice in Moments yesterday.

"Bai Ye: I saw your cat today, on the tree next to the lotus pond, it doesn't look very happy."

Zhou Congee began to type and reply: "Thank you, I will treat you to dinner next time."

Bai Ye replied in seconds: "When is the next time? I'm free this Sunday."

Zhou Porridge asked for help from his classmate Liu Yuyang, a social expert next to him: "I ask you a question."

Liu Yuyang was also drowsy at first, so he replied in confusion: "Huh?"

"A friend of mine did me a favor, and I said I would treat him to dinner next time, but he asked me very eagerly when the next time was, and told me that he was free this Sunday, what did he mean? Is there any money?"

Liu Yuyang's eyes widened, and he said with experience: "What is lack of money? This is chasing after victory. They are chasing you, young man."

Zhou Congee nodded thoughtfully.

On the other side, in the laboratory of the animal hospital, Chen Yichen and the others were helpless against the yellow-throated mink who was extremely resistant to humans in the cage.

Standing beside him were Xu Hu and others, and even Bai Ye was standing behind Chen Yichen in a white coat.

Chen Yichen: "These little things really hold grudges, Xu Hu and I can't touch them at all, they will attack us as soon as we touch them."

Shen Yue: "Then I'll go up."

Chen Yichen refused: "No, your strength is too weak, what if you can't hold it down and hurt you? It hasn't been ruled out yet whether it carries the virus."

Xu Hu patted Bai Ye's shoulder carelessly: "Isn't Bai Ye here? Let him go."

Chen Yichen: "Then let Bai Ye do it, if it doesn't work, just anesthetize or let Zhou Porridge to comfort you."

Bai Ye finally waited for Zhou Porridge's definite reply. He put the phone in his pocket and walked towards the cage containing the yellow-throated mink: "No need, I'll come."

The mink in the cage seemed to sense the danger, and several minks huddled together in the corner of the iron cage.

Bai Ye's tall figure stood in front of the cage, making the minks in it weak, pitiful and helpless.

Bai Ye put on the thick gloves Chen Yichen gave him, then opened the iron cage and grabbed one from inside.

The others didn't dare to attack him at all and could only let him move.

Bai Ye stretched out his hand to Shen Yue: "Ruler."

Shen Yue handed him the ruler, and watched the yellow-throated marten obediently like a plush toy, asking Bai Ye to measure its body data.

"Remember, the body length is 58 cm, the tail length is 40 cm, and the weight is 3.5 kg."

Then, after collecting its saliva and blood, a mark was made on it, and it was put back again.

After measuring the other few, Chen Yichen saw that they were still trembling, took out a coat from a black bag next to it, and threw it in.

Then to great effect, they curled up on it, and quickly quieted down.

Bai Ye looked at the color of the clothes, no matter how you looked at it, it looked familiar.

He stared at Chen Yichen, Chen Yichen: "Don't look at me, it's Zhou Zhou's clothes."

Then Bai Ye stared at the yellow and black clumps on the top, which were not pleasing to the eye.

Chen Yichen was afraid that he would scare his precious sample to death, so he stood in front of him and blocked his gaze.

"Aren't you leaving yet? Zhou Congee will be out of class soon." Then he remembered that someone and Zhou Congee had disappeared with Zhou Congee yesterday, and Zhou Congee's calls came back to his mobile phone.

He said again: "How big a person is, and you are still jealous, you don't think it is shameful."

Only then did Bai Ye turn around and leave.

As soon as Chen Yichen turned his head, he saw his two junior sisters, Shen Yue and Guan Suisui, clasping their hands tightly, screaming silently, and jumping wildly on the ground.

Chen Yichen looked at Xu Hu, and Xu Hu pointed to his head, which meant that they were crazy.

Shen Yue was screaming: "Ah—the porridge CP is real!!"

Guan Suisui was roaring: "Our academy is number one!! Bai Ye is mighty!"

Xu Hu shook his head at Chen Yichen, "Crazy, crazy, all crazy."

After class in the afternoon, Zhou Porridge found his cat on the tree that Bai Ye had mentioned, and it seemed that his Sanhua had forgiven him and warmed up to him again.

But when they went back with Sanhua in their arms, they ran into Kuai Kuai who was patrolling the campus again, and it seemed quite shocked by the way Sanhua was lazily slumped in Zhou Porridge's arms.

It looked at Sanhua resentfully, then jumped up and grabbed a flying insect, put it at Zhou Porridge's feet, and left gracefully.

Yang Chen: "What a touching friendship, Zhou Congee, why is your cat useless?"

Zhou Congee: "It can warm the bed."

Yang Chen: "Tsk."

Because of Yang Chen's disgust, Zhou Porridge received a big gift from Sanhua the next morning, a big white bird.

He was woken up by the commotion in the dormitory in the morning, because the bird that Sanhua caught for him was alive, but Sanhua pinned down its neck tightly, but its wings could still move.

Zhou Porridge hurriedly got off the bed and rescued the bird from Sanhua's claws.

He looked at the bird's appearance, and there was no sign of injury on the outside. It had a pair of long legs, and it looked like it should be a water bird in the peach lake in their school.

Zhou Congee touched its head, put it on the balcony, and let it go.

Sanhua turned around in front of Yang Chen with its tail cocked, not caring about the condition of its prey, it just came here today to show its abilities to the humans here.

Yang Chen yelled, "Zhou Congee, your cat has grown up."

Zhou Congee replied vaguely while brushing his teeth: "Is it difficult to admit that it is smarter than you?"

Yang Chen: "That's really difficult."

Zhao Xuan yawned on the bed, and then said, "Admit it, it's not ashamed."

After they finished washing, they ran into Xue Tao and others when they went out. They were happily discussing something around the corridor.

Seeing Zhou Congee and the others come out, they immediately shouted, "Zhou Congee! We have something to look for you."

Zhou Congee: "What's the matter?"

Xue Tao put his big face in front of Zhou Porridge, and asked, "Look at my face, isn't it a lot paler?"

Zhou Porridge looked a little obvious color difference, he said: "It seems to be a little bit."

Xue Tao patted his thigh and said, "Let me just say, lettuce liquid is like a facial mask, and it also has maintenance functions."

Zhou Congee: "Even if there is, you can't just smear it on your face without being tested, and it's very difficult to get off." Now Zhou Congee still feels a dull pain in the back of his head, because he forcibly tore off the sticky skin. Extremely strong stuff.

Xue Tao: "That's true."

Liu Yuyang called Zhou Porridge away, "Let's go first, you study slowly."

Only Zhao Xuan said meaningfully: "I hope they don't do anything stupid."

Everyone else looked at him, Zhao Xuan just smiled and said no more.

After dinner, Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen would be with them, because Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan had classes outside in the stadium, while Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen went to the indoor room of the gymnasium.

Today there is a sports dance that Zhou Porridge doesn't want to face.

When Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen entered, they found that apart from him and Yang Chen, there was only one other male student in the classroom.

The male classmate was pitifully huddled in the corner, but now he finally saw two male classmates pushing open the door and coming in, he hurriedly stood up and stood beside Zhou Congee.

He said to Zhou Congee, "Did you choose this because you didn't find someone to change the course?"

Zhou Congee: "Change class? What class change?"

Yang Chen: "Can I change classes?"

The classmate was very surprised: "Don't you know? You can make an appointment with someone to exchange physical education classes in the middle of the night, but you have to be careful of being robbed by others."

Zhou Congee: "This is also okay?"

Yang Chen: "Is this even okay?"

The classmate looked at the two hapless boys sympathetically, and said, "It seems that we are going to take this class together, so let me introduce myself first, I am Fu Yi from the School of Horticulture."

Zhou Porridge didn't expect this kind of operation to happen, and was hit hard for a while: "I'm Zhou Porridge from the Academy of Animal Sciences."

Fu Yi suddenly turned his head to stare at Zhou Congee, and said, "So you are Zhou Congee!"

Yang Chen looked puzzled: "Is our Zhou Congee inconspicuous?"

Fu Yi: "Handsome, very handsome!"

Zhou Congee got goosebumps from being praised by a big man, and he said, "Do you have something to ask me?"

Fu Yi smiled slightly and said: "I didn't expect that you are not only so handsome, but also so considerate. I just want to ask you, isn't there a citrus tree in our college, why do they have buds but don't want to bloom?" What's going on?"

Zhou Congee: "Brother, I just learned basic botany, how do I know?"

Fu Yixi held a heart shape.

Zhou Congee: "..."

"Come and see me tomorrow."

Fu Yi immediately boasted with a smile on his face: "Zhou Congee, you are really kind-hearted!"

The author says:

Bai Ye: "Isn't this the purpose of the vest?"

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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