Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen stood at the back, looking at the little black heads of the other female students.

Yang Chen was very excited. After all, he had never attended class with so many girls before. He looked around and soon found a tall and thin girl in the crowd. A red bow.

He felt his heart was hit.

He turned his head and said quietly to Zhou Congee, "Zhou Congee, look at the classmate with the red bow on the left in the second row, she is so pretty, go and ask for WeChat for me!"

Zhou Porridge didn't want to go, because every time he did this kind of thing, his new cp building would appear on the forum. He felt that he already had enough wives and couldn't add more.

"I'm not going, and I looked at that person a little familiarly, as if he was our professional."

Yang Chen glanced again: "No way, why didn't I know there are such beauties in our profession?"

Zhou Porridge looked at Yang Chen's face, not to mention he was a handsome guy, but he could be considered a handsome young man, except for his eyes shining with wisdom like a husky, everything else was pretty good.

He persuaded: "Go by yourself, be serious, just don't laugh, it will work!"

Yang Chen hesitated, spent a long time building his mind, and when he finally planned to go up, the girl with the bow tie that he had been thinking about turned his head.

Yang Chen opened his mouth wide and shouted, "It's Jiang Yu!"

Zhou Congee also saw clearly now that they are majors but not from the same class, but from the class next door.

Zhou Congee hurriedly stopped Yang Chen, "Don't go!"

Yang Chen shook his head in a panic: "I'm not going, I'm not going. Why did she change her hairstyle! I almost didn't recognize it."

Fu Yi next to him didn't understand what was going on, so he asked, "What's wrong? Isn't that Jiang Yu? You are a professional."

Zhou Porridge blinked and said with a smile, "It's a bad relationship."

Fu Yi: "What?"

Suddenly the giggling voices of the girls in front quieted down. Zhou Porridge looked up and saw that it was the teacher who came in through the front door.

It is a male teacher, with the temperament of a dancer who looks like a dancer to an outsider. Zhou Porridge saw that the teacher was wearing loose clothes and standing in the front.

The teacher came in and saw that there were actually three male students in his class, and smiled with satisfaction.

"I didn't expect there to be three male classmates this year, not bad."

Zhou Porridge turned to look at Fu Yi, and said, "Isn't sports dancing cheerleading? What does he mean, it's hard for boys to dance cheerleading?"

Fu Yi was shocked, "Who told you that sports dance is cheerleading, our school sports dance is Cha Cha!"

Zhou Congee: "Cha Cha??"

Fu Yi saw that the light in Zhou Porridge's eyes went out, and hurriedly said: "It's okay, I asked the previous class, the exam is very simple, just learn a set of simple ones in one semester, and then just go up and jump out."

Zhou Porridge didn't know how to say it. Should he say that he is tone deaf, his limbs are out of tune, and he may not even know where to start the beat when he finally jumps up?

"It's over..."

Yang Chen shyly smiled at Zhou Congee, "Zhou Congee, it's actually Cha Cha Ye, I can learn to dance!"

Zhou Congee was expressionless and indifferent.

The teacher above was still saying: "Then let's start preparing first, and press the legs next to it."

Then Zhou Congee showed his super flexibility under Yang Chen's shocked gaze.And successfully attracted the teacher's attention.

Feeling that the teacher was wandering around, Zhou Porridge yelled in his heart: "This is different from what I imagined!"

This incident told us that the class we chose had to be finished while kneeling. Fortunately, it was Friday, and we could have a holiday after finishing the physical education class. Zhou Congee and Yang Chen dragged their sore legs and went to the cafeteria to pack their meals. , and then plan to go back and enjoy it.

Since the chicken feet dish incident, Zhou Porridge has stayed away from those strange-shaped dishes that few people buy.But Yang Chen is completely opposite to him, he has established a good relationship with the auntie in the cafeteria now, and he knows exactly what new dishes are served every day.

Zhou Congee made a normal-looking vegetarian dish, a tomato scrambled egg and a small fried meat, and Yang Chen showed off in front of Zhou Congee with a colorful lunch box.

"Congee Congee, there is a new dish today."

Zhou Congee pointed to the dark lump in the middle of his lunch box and asked, "Is this what you're talking about?"

Yang Chen: "That's right, mutated carrots!"

No matter how you look at it, Zhou Congee thinks it is a dark dish, "Then I wish you good luck."

As soon as the two of them stepped through the cafeteria door, they saw their classmate Xue Tao and the cafeteria staff entangled with the cafeteria staff at the cafeteria door.

Xue Tao: "We just want a few lettuce leaves, let's spend money to buy them."

The uncle in the apron refused: "No."

Xue Tao: "If you add more money, we will eat it."

Seeing the uncle, Zhou Porridge began to struggle.

Xue Tao: "I will pay three times your purchase price!"

Now the uncle readily agreed: "Okay!"

Then, Zhou Congee saw that uncle went to the back kitchen and came back with a bag of lettuce leaves in a bag, and then Xue Tao ran to the dormitory with the things.

Zhou Congee: "Is this still edible?"

Yang Chen nodded, "Yes, the cafeteria aunt said to boil it directly in water, and then the liquid inside will turn into something like tofu. After cooking it, add seasonings and more chili. It's quite delicious."

The two said as they walked, when they arrived at the dormitory, they saw Xue Tao and the others were already moving, and they didn't know where they found a large-capacity glass, and they were now getting the liquid out of the mutated lettuce.

It was Xue Tao and the others who saw Zhou Porridge and enthusiastically asked them if they wanted to play together, but Zhou Porridge refused, and Yang Chen also refused after thinking about it.

After they went back for a while, Liu Yuyang and the others also came back.

As soon as Liu Yuyang sat down, she said to Zhou Porridge, "We're going out for a few days next week."

Zhou Congee: "Internship?"

Liu Yuyang: "No, it's class."

"It was the teacher of the variation poultry domestication method who applied first, saying that he would take us to catch ducks, and then Teacher Jin Wei said, in that case, her class should be taken outside together, and the time to go out was brought forward from Tuesday Monday, go for a week."

"The school didn't agree, but Teacher Jin Wei's husband said that he could help provide a place for class to ensure safety, and then the school agreed."

Zhao Xuan added: "This is part of the reason, and another part of the reason is that Teacher Jin Wei's husband said that he can donate equipment to the school."

Zhou Congee: "It's a prestigious school's integrity!"

Liu Yuyang laughed and said, "Maybe it was eaten by ducks!"

Only Yang Chen reacted belatedly: "So that person is really the domineering president!"

There is nothing wrong with going out to class, but there is a problem with Zhou Porridge's cat.Although Sanhua didn't often eat the cat food fed by Zhou Porridge, she ran outside to solve it by herself.Zhou Congee didn't know what it was eating, and he didn't dare to think about what it was eating.

Later, Zhou Porridge learned how to make homemade cat rice, cooked the pure meat he bought and then fed it, which made him eat a little more, no, not a little more, but a lot more, It's not a normal cat's appetite at all.

Every time Zhou Congee was worried that his kitten would eat too much and would kill himself, until Zhou Congee found that it was still alive and kicking after eating so much, so he was completely relieved.

Now that he has to go out for so long, Zhou Porridge is inevitably worried. He wonders whether to entrust Sanhua to Chang Yue or Fu Yu to raise him for a few days.

Bai Ye is also a little sad now, he wags his tail on the table, thinking about how to find a good way to go with him.

At night, Xue Tao and the others next door finally finished their battle results, but it was too late, Zhou Porridge and his dormitory had already turned off the lights.

So Zhou Porridge and the others didn't know what happened last night until the next morning.

In the middle of the night, Xue Tao used a glass rod to stir the lettuce liquid in the cup. They added water to it, and the viscous lettuce liquid now seemed thinner.

Next to Xue Tao was his roommate, named Xiang Wei Ran, who looked at the contents and asked, "Is it finished?"

Xue Tao looked at the things and said: "It looks almost the same, the speed is fast, it may stick together after a while."

When the people who were still hesitant heard it, they all put gloves on and stretched into the cup, grabbed a transparent lump, and then wiped it on their arms and legs.

Only Xue Tao was a ruthless person, and directly wiped it on his face. After the wipe was finished, they sat on the chairs and waited quietly.

After waiting for two or three minutes, someone felt that something was wrong.

"Why do I feel that this thing is getting harder and harder?"

"I feel so too."

Xue Tao: "It shouldn't! Shouldn't this thing become a sticky lump?"

Xiang Weiran touched his arms, feeling their gradual hardening, and said, "It's really getting harder."

Someone among the four finally remembered what the teacher said in class, and he asked, "Do you remember what the teacher said in class?"

The other three shook their heads together.

"He said that in the future, the positioning of mutated lettuce may change from an ingredient to a material!"

Xue Tao: "I...you...it's over! Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Xue Tao only felt that his face was covered with a thick layer of shell, and other people's arms and legs felt like a layer of plaster had been cast.

Xiang Weiran dragged an immobile leg, trying to struggle: "Try with scissors."

A few people spent the whole night in the dormitory, but they still couldn't get the things down. Then in the morning, there was nothing they could do, so they called their counselors.

When their counselor Lao Zhou rushed over, he almost laughed angrily when he saw the scene in front of him, called the fire brigade on the spot, and then dragged the four of them to the fire brigade.

At 09:30 in the morning, Zhou Porridge and his dormitory were woken up by Song Peizhu's phone call. Song Peizhu said that their counselor Lao Zhou was going to hold an emergency meeting and asked them to go online immediately.

As soon as Zhou Porridge woke up, he picked up his phone and boarded the online meeting, then put the phone aside.

The voice of their counselor Lao Zhou suppressed his anger came from the phone.

"What did I tell you at the beginning, I want you to study hard, even if you don't study hard, don't make trouble for me, just keep yourself healthy and safe."

"It's only been a few days since the class, and you guys have done these things. I won't say anything about teasing the dean in your experiment class yesterday. I didn't expect that someone of you would do an experiment on yourself today?"

"Why didn't I know that you guys have such a spirit of dedication to science? Zhou Zhou got himself into the police station last time, and this time Xue Tao got himself into the fire brigade. Do I have to go to the hospital to pick you up next time?" ?”

Zhou Congee could already imagine Lao Zhou's eyebrows twitching in anger.

"Xue Tao, what are you hiding, now you know the consequences? Stand up and let everyone see what you look like now, and give me a warning!"

Hearing this, Zhou Porridge opened his eyes and picked up the mobile phone that was placed beside him.

A face appeared on the phone. It was Xue Tao's face. It seemed that the skin was red, delicate and smooth, but it had no beard or eyebrows.

Zhou Porridge's eyes opened wider and wider, and he even thought that his eyes were dazzled after opening them in the morning. He rubbed his eyes, and found that Xue Tao's face had no eyebrows.

Without his eyebrows his whole face looks ridiculous.

After three seconds of silence, Zhou Porridge and his dormitory erupted with the first big laugh of the day. Not only that, this side of the floor is basically their major classmates, and the same earth-shattering laughter came from the next door.

"Hahaha!"

Liu Yuyang: "Why, why are the brows taken off!"

Xue Tao covered his face with his hands, as sad as a child who lost candy. He regrets it now, very much.

The screen on the phone turned, and their old Zhou's face appeared again. Zhou Porridge saw him sneer: "Did you see it? This is the consequence."

The conference room was full of postings hahaha, with a few scattered ones that we knew were wrong, and Zhou Conge guessed it was a few classmates with Xue Tao.

Zhao Xuan stretched on the bed, turned over and got out of the bed, and said, "I thought they would figure it out before doing anything, but I didn't expect it to be so much faster than I thought."

Zhou Porridge ruased the cat on the bed: "Then you don't remind them yet."

Zhao Xuan: "Will they listen when I tell you? You even said not to rub it on your face casually, but they didn't listen."

Zhou Congee: "That's true."

At noon, when Zhou Congee was still eating, Fu Yi hurried over to pick him up on his bike.

Besides him, there were other people from the School of Horticulture, who gathered around Zhou Porridge, watching him eat, and from time to time, girls made exclamation sounds.

Zhou Congee hastily speeded up and finished the meal, then followed Fu Yi out.

Zhou Porridge got on the bike and followed Fu Yi, followed by a long line of other people, looking very cool.

After passing through the entire campus, I arrived at the experimental field over there. There is a small citrus grove over there, which is now surrounded.

Fu Yi got out of the car and went to the side to open the door, and brought Zhou Congee in.

There was also a teacher inside who was observing the situation of the citrus trees. Fu Yi took Zhou Porridge up to say hello and explain the situation.

The teacher looked at Zhou Congee and pulled him over, "Zhou Congee, come here, eat peanuts."

The teacher grabbed a handful of purple-skinned peanuts from his pocket and stuffed them into Zhou Congee's hands, then watched Zhou Congee peel the peanuts and eat them kindly.

"Zhou Congee, since you are here, maybe help us take a good look."

Zhou Porridge only thought that the peanuts were dry and crunchy, very fragrant and delicious, "Yes, teacher."

Cui Huacai: "Let me tell you about the current situation. The buds of the citrus tree have been growing for a long time, but they have not bloomed. At first we thought it was not fully developed, but after we dissected the buds, It was found that it was fully developed."

"Later, I thought that after the citrus trees mutated, they needed more fertilizer. We also topdressed them, but it didn't work either."

"Later, we also asked teachers from the Plant Protection Institute to check whether it was because of pests and diseases on the citrus trees. The answer they gave was that the citrus trees were healthy, and they simply didn't want to bloom."

Zhou Porridge walked under a citrus tree and looked at the dense white flower buds that looked like rice grains.

He pressed down a branch and took a closer look. The flower buds looked normal, and the branches and leaves were also normal.

Cui Huacai said: "It is said that plants now have some characteristics of animals. We don't know if there is something that makes them dissatisfied."

Zhou Congee: "I'll give it a try."

Zhou Congee began to deepen his idea of ​​making citrus trees bloom. Human beings are like precision instruments.

Although Zhou Porridge doesn't know how to directly control his own smell, when his thoughts change, his smell changes accordingly, and other creatures can feel Zhou Porridge's thoughts with their unique sensory organs.

This was what Jin Wei told him when she finished her class.

This is indeed the case now, just like when Zhou Porridge wanted the peas to germinate, the branch pressed down by Zhou Porridge began to shake slightly.

The buds are beginning to split slightly from their tightly closed state.They become half-open, then they stop again.

This is the first time that Zhou Porridge has encountered a slippery donkey on a non-human creature after the end of the world.

He touched the trunk of the citrus tree lightly, and said in a gentle, commanding tone, "Bloom."

As soon as Zhou Porridge finished speaking, all the buds of the citrus tree under him were in full bloom, but it was short-lived. After they finished blooming, they withered immediately, and then the whole tree withered.

Zhou Porridge could feel that the tree under his hand was full of life, he said: "What's the situation, shouldn't it be?"

Cui Huacai frowned and said, "Could it be that the citrus trees stopped blooming after they mutated?"

Zhou Congee: "If it doesn't bloom, then it doesn't need to waste nutrients to grow so many buds. There must be other reasons."

Zhou Porridge looked around, the weeds on the ground had been cleaned up, and the entire citrus grove was well taken care of, and then he looked to a certain side.

He saw a sea of ​​fiery red flowers, which looked extremely brilliant.

Zhou Porridge ran over to take a look, and found that it was a large field of red poppies, and the two fields were not far away.Zhou Porridge looked at the big red poppy flowers, and then at the simple and elegant white citrus buds, and an outrageous idea came to his mind.

He said to Cui Huacai heavily: "I thought of a reason, I hope you won't be too surprised, teacher."

The author says:

要去抓鸭子了！终于可以出去了，该让周粥祸祸外面的东西了！感谢在2022-02-2617:59:59-2022-02-2717:59:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!