Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Porridge never knew that his cat was so powerful. When Sanhuamao bowed its waist and let out a low growl, Xue Tao and Yang Chen didn't dare to enter his body.

He watched his cat killing all directions, and he didn't even know whether he should be happy that his cat was so powerful, or sigh whether Yang Chen and the others were really so weak.

Zhou Porridge almost wondered if they were playing him, but looking at Yang Chen's distorted face, he felt that they shouldn't be acting. After all, Yang Chen couldn't have such great acting skills.

In the end, they reluctantly gave up the prettiest color, and followed Zhou Porridge to the Bee Academy to watch the excitement.

The location of the Bee Academy is far away, in a place separated by the mountain behind the school, Zhou Congee already has a high sense of presence, but now he has a rainbow team behind him, walking in the campus is almost like turning around rate one hundred percent.

Zhou Porridge felt ashamed and ran fast.

After passing the back mountain of the school, it is basically the site of the Bee Academy. There are many plants around it. Originally, a lot of sweet-scented osmanthus was planted here as a nectar source for bees. Now the sweet-scented osmanthus trees are gone, but there are many more. blossoming tree.

There are bees everywhere, and there is a beehive at a distance among the flowers, and some bees are going in and out of the beehive.

Zhou Porridge's speed slowed down, there were too many bees, and he was afraid of being stung.

After passing two beehives, he finally saw Li Hong and the others. People from the Bee Academy and the Agricultural Academy were divided into two groups. One group was the tall and fat Professor Chen Yufeng whom Zhou Porridge had seen standing in the front. Chen Yufeng Li Hong was still standing behind him, and Li Hong smiled with embarrassment on his face. On the other side was a middle-aged man who was not too tall, dry and thin, who was in stark contrast to Chen Yufeng. He should be the professor Qunfeng that Li Hong mentioned earlier Yes, and a few students followed behind him.

Zhou Congee heard Professor Chen's angry voice from a long distance, "I said it all, I didn't do it, a gentleman loves to eat, and he knows that it's not good to get it properly? Why are you so unreasonable?" ?”

Qunfeng: "Don't think I don't know. Two days ago, you were still telling so and so that you planned to get some honey to roast chicken, and then my hive was pulled out. You said I don't doubt who you suspect?"

Chen Yufeng: "Then why didn't you mention Liu Yufang from the Institute of Plant Protection? He said before that he wanted some honey to feed his bugs. I thought it was him who did it."

Professor Qunfeng: "Because they are more upright than you."

Chen Yufeng: "Then what you said is a serious crime. I haven't seen such a suspicious person like you."

Seeing how fiercely they were arguing, Zhou Porridge quietly walked to the back of the group of people and poked the back of the classmate in front.

The person in front turned his head, Zhou Congee said, "Hush, I'm looking for Li Hong."

The person in front clearly moved two steps to the side, Zhou Porridge squeezed two places forward, then repeated the operation just now, and finally came to Li Hong's side.

Li Hong's eyes lit up when he saw Zhou Congee coming, and he whispered, "Zhou Congee, look, is this the mink you met?"

Li Hong handed Zhou Conge a few pinches of hair, and Zhou Conge took a look at it, and found that it was the familiar yellow and reddish-brown, which made him basically sure that it was the group of ferrets they met yesterday.

"The color matches."

Li Hong smiled helplessly: "We found this on the ground. I wasn't sure at first, but when I saw your squad leader crying on the forum today, I thought I had encountered a mutant red panda, but after going to see it, I found out that it was a yellow-throated panda. Mink thing."

"You know, yellow-throated martens like to eat honey and spleen, I was wondering if they came in last night."

Zhou Congee: "Yesterday we went to a farmer's house to see what was harming the crops in the field. We found out that it was a yellow-throated mink. But last night the group of minks saw me and left."

"I thought they were going back to the mountain, but I didn't expect them to follow me secretly."

Li Hong: "That's probably it."

Chen Yufeng and Qunfeng over there are already arguing to see the monitoring, but there are not many monitoring around here, and the place is big, so there should be a lot of monitoring blind spots.

Suddenly Chen Yufeng grabbed Li Hong's arm: "Li Hong, let's go, let's go and see what stole the honey."

Then he saw Zhou Congee standing next to him. He looked at Zhou Congee carefully for a while, and finally a look of surprise appeared on his face, "You are Zhou Congee, right? You have heard your name for a long time."

Zhou Porridge was flattered and said, "Teacher, do you know me?"

Chen Yufeng: "That laboratory is not greedy for your ability, why don't you go to our laboratory in two days, and I will eat it as a beggar chicken."

"That's right. We have a few seeds that protect plants in our laboratory, but they don't germinate. Why don't you remind us?"

"That thing is very expensive, and there are not many in the world."

Chen Yufeng talked and said, "Forget it, you'd better come to my place to eat beggars and trick you to do something. I'm afraid that old man Li Quanmao will treat me coldly again in the next meeting."

After Chen Yufeng finished talking, Zhou Porridge didn't know what to say. He glanced at Li Hong begging for help, and then Li Hong said, "Okay, teacher, Zhou Porridge is here for business."

Zhou Congee took two steps forward and said, "Teacher, stop arguing. I met a group of yellow-throated minks yesterday. They probably did it."

Qunfeng frowned and said, "Which classmate are you?"

A classmate next to Qunfeng whispered in his ear, "Teacher, that's Zhou porridge."

Only then did Zhou Porridge realize that he seemed quite famous. After all, when Qunfeng heard this name, his face softened a lot.

"Well, you said that you met a group of yellow-throated martens. They really like honey, but we have no evidence to prove that they did it."

Zhou Porridge handed him the fur in his hand, "Teacher, there are still their wool on the ground here."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Porridge suddenly smiled, and then continued: "If you still don't believe it, why don't you turn around and have a look."

Far away from them, a few small animals sneakily attacked a beehive over there.

And regardless of the fact that it was still daytime, they quickly removed the wooden boards outside the beehive with their teeth and claws.

The bee needles of the bees can't do anything to them, and they quickly tore out pieces of honeycomb from the inside, with golden honey still flowing on it.

They were eating while watching this side, and finally ran away with something in their mouths, entered the dense vegetation, and then when they showed their heads next time, they were a little closer to them.

Zhou Congee: "Uh, they seem to be coming over to find me."

Hearing this, Qunfeng and Chen Yufeng quickly took their students to the side, but they didn't go too far, and they were always ready to rescue them.

Before Li Hong left, he gave Zhou Congee a pair of gloves and a mask.

Zhou Porridge looked at him, and Li Hong gave him an OK.

Seeing that Zhou Congee had put on gloves and a mask, Chen Yufeng patted Li Hong on the shoulder vigorously, "Good boy, you're really good."

The yellow-throated martens approached Zhou Porridge step by step in a roundabout way.

Everyone around slowed down their breathing and watched this scene quietly.

They finally ran out from a flower bush on the right side of Zhou Porridge, one after another, there were four in total, they surrounded Zhou Porridge in groups, their bodies stood upright, and the honeycomb in their hands was still dripping down. honey.

The black eyes looked at Zhou Congee like a puppy, and one of them was still trying to pass the honeycomb in the direction of Zhou Congee.

Chen Yufeng and Qunfeng also immediately let go of their prejudices, and exchanged in low voices: "It's unbelievable that a wild animal is courting a strange human being."

"There are too many unknowns now, the evolution of human beings..."

"The classification of evolution direction has not been determined..."

No matter what they said, Zhou Porridge's heart was about to melt right now, and he bent down to take what was in that little guy's hand.

But unexpectedly, after the mink put the object in his hand, it ran up his arm, and finally landed on his shoulder.

Its actions angered its group, and several others on the ground cried out. Zhou Porridge touched each of them with gloves on, and they immediately calmed down, and stood in peace. Zhou Zhou porridge's feet began to eat.

Zhou Porridge looked at them and said, "What should we do now?"

Chen Yufeng: "Wait, I'll find a professional."

On the way of waiting, Zhou Congee's rainbow guards finally found an opportunity to come up to watch. They marveled at Zhou Congee, and Chen Yufeng finally saw them.

His eyes lit up, he grabbed one of them and asked, "Did you eat mutated celery?"

The classmate replied readily, "Yes?"

Chen Yufeng turned to Li Hong and said, "That's right, that's right, let me just say that some people like mutated celery, right?"

Yang Chen approached with a very green face and said, "Could it be that you are the grower of mutated celery?"

Chen Yufeng said very proudly: "Yes!"

Yang Chen immediately grabbed Chen Yufeng's hand: "You are too powerful, I just want to ask, can you breed mutated celery of other colors, such as red orange yellow green blue blue purple, there are too few colors now , not enough for us to operate!"

"Also, after I ate it yesterday, I found that I would glow at night, but I can't eat it today. Do you know the reason?"

Chen Yufeng thought it was okay when he heard the front, but he was a little interested when he heard the light behind: "What is the light, tell me carefully."

The two went to the other side and muttered.

Zhou Porridge has already hugged the mink in his arms and rubbed them. Their bodies are slender, and their bodies are almost as long as their tails. The tails are not fluffy, but they are still very obedient. They look like they are being masturbated by him, and he feels like himself when he touches them My own three flowers are easy to touch.

And there is a sense of guilt if you touch too much.

After a while, before the professionals came, Zhou Porridge's teacher had already brought some people over. Zhou Porridge's legs went limp when he saw the vaguely bald head in the distance.

When Li Quanmao arrived at the place, he greeted Chen Yufeng and Qunfeng, and then began to stare at Zhou Congee surrounded by minks.

Fu Yu stood beside Li Quanmao and cut his own neck with his hand, indicating that Zhou Congee was dead.

After seeing Fu Yu's actions, Zhou Conge became even more desperate.

Later, he didn’t know if it was Zhou Porridge’s illusion. He felt that there were more and more people here. Apart from the students from the Bee Academy who appeared here under normal circumstances, there were many more. Observe the students around you.

They first watched Zhou Porridge, and then they all looked disappointed.

Zhou Congee took out the phone from his pocket, opened it and found a post on the forum.

"Posted by: Brown Table;

Theme: Princess Zhou Congee and the Seven Dwarfs;

Content: Legend has it that there is a princess in X Agricultural University. Her hair is as black as ebony, her skin is as white as snow, and her lips are as red as blood... Sorry, I can't write any more!This morning I saw Zhou Porridge took a group of red and green dwarves to the Bee Academy. According to the gossip, something happened at the Bee Academy in the back mountain this morning, which led to a meeting with Professor Qunfeng from the Bee Academy. Professor Chen Yufeng from the Agricultural College once again had a conflict, yes, it was a fight.

So we now have a new question, what does all this have to do with Zhou Porridge? "

Water center on the first floor: "I have arrived at the scene, there is nothing, except a group of strange human beings with red and green colors."

Mint tea on the second floor: "I have arrived at the scene and saw Zhou Congee, he is so cute hehe"

Yuyu on the third floor is not Yuyu: "I have arrived at the scene, I seem to have seen Diao!"

……

Little Sun on the 25th floor: "I've arrived at the scene, ah, mom, I got a real princess!"

……

Strawberry milk on the 63rd floor: "Speed, the beauty and the mink are playing.avi"

The Zhou Congee people who came here were dumbfounded, what are these things, no wonder more and more people came, and they all looked disappointed after watching it, and they didn't know what they wanted to see.

Fortunately, after a while, the professionals Chen Yufeng was talking about finally came with a cage. When Zhou Porridge saw a large group of people in white coats coming from a distance, tears filled his eyes.

When they approached, Zhou Conge saw Xu Hu and Chen Yichen in the crowd. They greeted Zhou Congee warmly, and then took out the iron cage and placed it in front of Zhou Congee.

Xu Hu: "Zhou porridge, just put them in."

Chen Yichen: "You have to pretend that you are reluctant, that you have to, because now they have such high IQs, I'm afraid they will come back to you after they are released."

Zhou Porridge thought for a while, and finally stuffed the one in his arms into the cage, and then grabbed the ones on the ground and put them in the cage. He just stretched out his paws and thumped in the direction of Zhou Congee.

Zhou Zhou pretended to be angry and closed the door of the cage.

Xu Hu and Chen Yichen next to him came up and held Zhou Porridge's arms and pulled him back, pretending that he was forced to do so.

The yellow-throated martens in the cage hadn't figured out what happened, but when they saw Chen Yichen and the others' movements, they finally came to their senses, and immediately bared their teeth fiercely, jumping up and down inside the cage.

Another person went up and covered the cage with a layer of black cloth, lifted it up and put it in a cart over there, and transported it away.

Chen Yichen and Xu Hu let him go, Chen Yichen said with a smile: "It seems that they really like you."

Zhou Porridge sighed: "Wild animals are still inexperienced, so easy to deceive."

Xu Hu: "They probably won't hate you, but I guess Chen Yichen and I will suffer."

Seeing that the matter was over, Li Quanmao called out Zhou Porridge in a low voice.

Zhou Porridge went over and stood in front of Li Quanmao, and said obediently, "Teacher, I'm here."

Originally Zhou Congee thought he would be scolded, but unexpectedly Li Quanmao just asked him, "Are you injured?"

Zhou Congee shook his head, "There is no teacher."

Li Quanmao: "Throw away the coat, go back and take a shower."

Zhou Congee smiled: "Okay, teacher."

Fu Yu's jaw could hardly close. He and Li Quanmao watched Zhou Porridge skipping away, and then Li Quanmao turned around and gave Fu Yu a slap on the head.

"I asked you to take your junior brother, how did you take it? You brought out a foolish and bold person, and you have the nerve to ask me for credit!"

Fu Yu covered his head and shouted in his heart with tears streaming down his face: "Why is it my fault in the end!!"

Yang Chen and Xue Tao walked with other students and praised Zhou Congee for being awesome. Zhou Congee was also in a happy mood, thinking that today was over, imagining that his teacher would just let him go!

But when people are happy, extreme joy can turn into sorrow. Zhou Porridge passed by the side of the stadium and saw the running fast with himself Sanhua, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

Running fast, it is the cat boss of their school, that vigorous young cow cat.

Two cats and several other cats were besieging a big white bird, and they didn't know how the bird provoked them.

When Zhou Porridge passed by them, all the cats on it stopped and ran quickly. They tilted their heads on the branch to look at him. body down.

Then it took a deep look at Zhou Porridge on the ground, and finally turned around mercilessly and left.

Zhou Porridge didn't know why he saw sadness on a cat's face, and why you betrayed me.

Yang Chen felt that he was watching a play. It was a human who hurt a cat's heart. He sighed, "What kind of scumbag is this!"

The one running fast on the tree also showed disapproval, and finally it perfunctorily rubbed against Zhou Porridge's feet and chased after Sanhua.

Zhou Congee felt like he was done.

Sure enough, Zhou Porridge did not wait for his cat to warm the bed that night, nor did he wait for his beloved cat to give him a loving hug the next morning.

Only Bai Ye went back that night and crossed out the eighth item of the love tips on his mobile phone, and the content of the eighth item was - "Proper jealousy helps the relationship between the two parties develop."

Bai Ye praised: "Perfect!"

During the mutant plant anatomy class the next day, Zhou Porridge stared blankly at the teacher above who was talking about the newly mutated plants.

"We know that plants are mainly divided into roots, stems, leaves, flowers, fruits and seeds."

"After the mutation, their basic structure has not changed, but their internal organization has become completely different from before, so the various functions they display now are also very diverse."

"And what we need to dissect today are the leaves of the mutated lettuce."

Zhou Porridge looked at the sky outside, the fat cloud looked a bit like his cat.

"The veins of the mutated lettuce leaf have undergone some changes, and it has accumulated some liquid inside. It is best not to touch it directly."

Before the teacher finished speaking, someone next to Zhou Porridge let out a scream, "Ah——"

The author says:

Bai Ye: Perfect!

Today failed on Saturday, Fat Ju will definitely do it tomorrow!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!