Help, I don't want to farm

Now Yang Chen's whole body is glowing with green light, just like a green fluorescent light.

Song Peizhu took Chu Yiyi and the others to rush out to pull Yang Chen's clothes. Yang Chen was stuck in the tender place and couldn't move. He stretched out his arm to Zhou Porridge, and Zhou Porridge shook his head frantically, expressing his helplessness.

Song Peizhu: "Really, my whole body is glowing."

Chu Yiyi made a voice eager to know the truth: "Why did this happen? I've read the test report of the mutated celery, but it didn't mention it."

Wen Siyu: "There should be a chemical reaction between the two foods, but I don't know which chemical substances have reacted."

Chu Yiyi: "It may also be due to personal constitution..."

As Yang Chen listened, he almost felt that they were about to pull him out and slice him. He tightened his coat and shivered.

Seeing how pitiful he was, Zhou Conge went up to persuade him, "Dear monitor, we are not here to do research, Aunt Chen has been waiting for us for a long time."

Chen Fanghua smiled softly and said, "It's okay, look at how cute they are."

Song Peizhu: "Who? Who's cute? Yang Chen?"

Chu Yiyi: "He's like a green beer bottle."

Yang Chen was very dissatisfied. They could have objections to him, but not to his image, "But I still think I'm cool!"

Zhou Conge patted him on the shoulder: "I think you're cool too, Hulk."

In the end, a group of people stood under a big tree on the edge of the field again, and Yang Chen was kicked out because it was too conspicuous to be despised.

After waiting for more than half an hour, there was still no movement, Song Peizhu said suspiciously: "Will you not come today?"

Chen Fanghua shook her head, "No, they come every day."

Chu Yiyi: "Could it be because the strange creature's breath is too much, so it dare not come."

Song Peizhu: "Impossible, we have Zhou porridge, animals like him, and there are snakes to give him mice to eat when he comes."

Zhou Congee: "Let me declare first, I don't eat mice."

After a while, Zhou Congee was already playing with the leaves next to him. Chen Fanghua took off the tip of the leaf buds, put it in his mouth, and said to Zhou Congee, "This is edible, it's sweet."

Zhou Congee smiled at Chen Fanghua, looking well-behaved and cute, "Thank you, Aunt Chen."

He also pinched the tips of two buds and put them in his mouth. There was an astringent taste with a hint of sweetness. It wasn't very tasty, but it wasn't unpalatable either.

Song Peizhu and the others have already dragged Yang Chen to the side to play games. Yang Chen was forced to play as a support. Zhou Porridge heard his screams and went over to take a look. Yao, who had zero kills, eight deaths and four assists, no wonder he screamed so miserable .

And when Liu Yuyang, who was going on a date with Qingqing's eyelids, returned to the dormitory, he found that Zhou Porridge and the others hadn't come back yet, fearing that something might happen to them, he called them.

Zhou Porridge received a call and said, "No, it's not over yet."

Liu Yuyang asked, "Why didn't Yang Chen answer my call?"

Zhou Congee took a look and chose Cai Wenji as an assistant. Yang Chen, who was still screaming, said, "He's playing games, probably with Do Not Disturb turned on."

Liu Yuyang: "It's almost ten o'clock, are you still not coming back?"

Zhou Congee: "Let's wait for half an hour. If we don't show up again, we will leave. We will arrive at the dormitory before eleven o'clock."

Liu Yuyang: "OK, be careful."

Zhou Porridge hung up the phone, only to see that Bai Ye had also sent him a message. He sent it after nine o'clock, but it was picked up by other messages.

"Bai Ye: Is the frog easy to use?"

"Bai Ye: The next anatomy class is to dissect a rabbit. I'll bring it to you. This time it's from the xxx lab. I think you may need it."

"Bai Ye: Why didn't you call me back?"

"Bai Ye: Scumbag.jpg"

Zhou Conge was stunned for a few seconds when he saw that cute girl's crying emoji. He really didn't expect this person to have such a style.

Why is there such a big gap between speaking and reality? Is the Internet really a fig leaf?

Zhou Porridge replied: "I was playing outside, so I didn't see your message."

After thinking about it, Zhou Porridge felt that it was a little too cold, and then he added a cute cat head.

Zhou Congee: "Cats are cute.jpg"

Zhou Congee's phone vibrated, and then he received a reply from Bai Ye, "Can I go together next time? Weeping cat cat head.jpg"

Zhou Porridge looked at the emoji with the head of a cat, which was obviously the same as his emoji, and tasted a little tea flavor in this short sentence.

But he thought of Bai Ye's handsome, upright and dignified face again, shook his head fiercely, and threw a terrible guess out of his mind.

Zhou Congee: "Then shall I call you next time?"

Bai Ye: "Okay."

Zhou Congee returned to the homepage of the social software, tossed and turned Bai Ye's chat box several times, and finally put it on the top.

I don't know why, Zhou Congee is a little happy now, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, as sweet as glutinous rice dumplings with icing sugar.

"Porridge porridge! Porridge porridge!"

Song Peizhu helplessly increased his voice and yelled in Zhou Porridge's ear.

Zhou Porridge looked up at her blankly, with a lingering smile on his face.

Song Peizhu looked at him in surprise, "What are you doing? You have such a sweet smile."

Suddenly she had a flash of inspiration: "You don't know how to fall in love, do you?"

Zhou Congee retorted loudly: "No!"

Song Peizhu: "If you don't have it, you don't have it. Why are you calling it so loud? Don't tell me who it is after talking about you. I still want to read your cp article."

"Let's go, there's movement over there."

Originally, Zhou Porridge wanted to ask about his cp text with whom, but the situation over there had already started to move.

The land of Chen Fanghua's family is adjacent to the nearby forest, otherwise there will be wild animals coming out to harm his things.

Song Peizhu was very happy, because she was finally about to catch the true face of the little thing. Since seeing the reddish-brown hair, and judging from the fact that it ate the crops in the field, it is obviously likely to be a red panda!

How cute is the little panda!

She and Chu Yiyi even brought over a catty of apples, wondering if they could feed them, but unfortunately they couldn't, as wild animals were too dangerous.

Zhou Porridge was under the tree, watching several black shadows coming down from the mountain over there. They were smaller than dogs and moved very fast. After rushing into the ground, they each found a place to pull up the bean sprout-like plants on the ground. up.

After they were pulled up, they didn't leave, and started to eat directly in the ground. They sat down and peeled off the outer layer with their claws, then pulled out a white thing and put it in their mouths.

It seemed that this thing should suit their taste, and they made a sound of satisfaction.

Fortunately, the moon was so clear tonight that Zhou Porridge could easily see the big tail dragging behind them.

He frowned and said in a low voice, "A fox?"

Song Peizhu: "It doesn't look like it. The fox's tail should be fluffier."

Chu Yiyi squinted her eyes and took a closer look: "It's not a red panda either, it doesn't have ring patterns, and its figure doesn't quite look like it."

Zhou Congee: "It is estimated that the animal mutated, take a few photos and leave, don't disturb them."

But now it's not a question of whether to be alarmed or not. After eating the peeled inner cores of several large bean sprouts, the animals over there are already looking around. They raised their heads and moved their noses slightly. Their keen sense of smell allows them to pick up special smells.

Zhou Porridge has already experienced this situation.

"Stay away from me."

Sure enough, a few things on the opposite side had already run over. Unlike the rabbits in the laboratory, they were much more vigilant as wild animals.

They stopped at a distance of four or five meters from Zhou Porridge, and then straightened their bodies. Most of their fur is bright yellow, and the yellow at the back of the body gradually turns darker, and gradually turns reddish brown at the tail, with black claws. Hanging down, his eyes were fixed on Zhou Porridge.

Their color changed a little, but their general appearance remained the same.

All the humans present held their breath.

Chu Yiyi finally recognized it, and she said, "Diao."

Song Peizhu: "This color, how come the color has changed! I thought it was a red panda, but it turned out to be a yellow-throated mink. It deceived my feelings."

Yang Chen: "Ah... what level of animal protection is the mink?"

Song Peizhu: "Don't think about it, if you hurt it, you will sit in prison."

They stared at Zhou Porridge for a while, as if they were weighing it up, but in the end they still didn't come over. They didn't get close but didn't run away either. They picked up the bare bean sprouts standing upright next to it.

The whole bean sprouts are about the height of a person, with no branches, only two green leaves on the top.

They began to show them on the spot how to peel the contents out, Zhou Congee and the others finally saw clearly what they ate just now, it was some kind of insect that they ate during the day and lived in symbiosis with plants.

Yang Chen called out, "Isn't this the one we ate in the afternoon?"

Chen Fanghua explained: "This is the place where we planted soybeans before. The soybeans germinated but did not grow leaves. In the end, they grew taller and taller. When we took them back, we found that insects had crawled inside."

Song Peizhu: "No wonder, I just remember that minks are carnivores."

Soon, a pile of white things piled up on the ground. They pushed the things in the direction of Zhou Porridge, yelled at Zhou Porridge a few more times, turned around and ran away dragging their tails.

Song Peizhu: "It's pretty cute, is this the charm of a heartthrob?"

Zhou Congee: "This is the charm of Shennong."

Zhou Congee borrowed Chen Fanghua's small basket to pack everything on the ground.

The stripped worms are quite cute, their bodies are white, they don't move, and they smell like wood carvings.

"Aunt Chen, here you are."

Chen Fanghua waved her hand and refused. She said: "You can take it home and eat it. We have a lot at home. It tastes good. It is delicious roasted or boiled."

Zhou Congee was a little embarrassed, so he said, "Then let's help you apply for subsidies. In this case, there should be compensation."

After all, they can't move minks, and most wild animals are protected animals.

In the end, they sent Chen Fanghua home, and Song Peizhu added her contact party. After sending her the photo of the yellow-throated mink, the group went back directly.

But on the way back, where they didn't notice, there were still a few black shadows hanging far behind them, following their route all the way.

Until they followed the fence of X Agricultural University, they didn't follow in because they smelled a sweet smell on the other side of the mountain.

When they returned the same way, when passing through the passage among the vines, Zhou Porridge saw flowers shaped like small trumpets blooming on the vines on the other side, also shining with a faint white light.

"Ok?"

Zhou Porridge looked at that, and then looked at Yang Chen's glowing appearance. He still felt that his eyes were hot. His slight glow was like a fairy, but Yang Chen's faint glow was like a cheap green beam of light. .

Yang Chen deeply felt that he was rejected, but he didn't think it mattered, thinking that some people would appreciate it.

He hugged the big bag of mutated celery in different shades of color tightly in his arms, and looked at Zhou Congee with disdain, he didn't care like ordinary people.

But when Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen arrived downstairs in the dormitory, Yang Chen was stopped by the dormitory aunt, and Yang Chen, who thought he was not a mortal, was punished by the dormitory aunt.

Not only were they late, but Yang Chen also looked strange.

Yang Chen had a bitter face, and watched Zhou Conge go up to negotiate with his aunt in a soft voice. Being good-looking is an advantage, Zhou Conge went up to call his sister a few times, and the dormitory aunt immediately smiled and let them in.

Zhou Congee: "If this goes on like this, Auntie will recognize me as her godson."

Yang Chen: "Isn't that good? From now on, we can come back as late as we want."

Zhou Congee was expressionless, "But she still wants to introduce her daughter to me."

Yang Chen groundhog panicked: "??"

"Then forget it."

Back in the dormitory, everyone else had already gone to bed, Zhou Porridge touched Sanhua on the table, took a shower and went to bed.

But Yang Chen first went to the next door to show off, and when Zhou Porridge woke up the next day, the whole world changed.

The next morning, they borrowed a lot of small pots and cooked a lot of mutated celery of different colors. They even arranged for different people to eat mutated celery of different colors. After eating, everyone showed different shades of celery. different color.

Zhou Porridge stared blankly at the humans standing in his dormitory in different colors ranging from dark red to light red, and light green to dark cyan.

As soon as he sat up, a row of people below who were quietly afraid of disturbing his sleep all raised their heads to look at him, and Zhou Porridge silently looked at their faces of different colors.

He buried his face in Sanhua's stomach, and murmured: "I must be dreaming."

Yang Chen: "Zhou Congee, you finally woke up!"

"We have arranged the best color for you!"

Zhou Congee: "No! I won't eat it!"

Xue Tao walked up the stairs between the two beds, stood at the end of Zhou Congee's bed, pulled Zhou Congee's quilt with a red face, "Zhou Congee, come and try!"

His actions quickly angered Sanhua on the bed. It got out of Zhou Porridge's arms and made threatening sounds at Xue Tao.

It means let him go away.

Xue Tao was so frightened that he withdrew his hand, but he was still persuading him with various reasons.

On the way, Zhou Porridge's phone rang. He took a look and found that it was Li Hong from the Agricultural College who had left his contact information before.

After picking it up, he was surprised to find that the noise on the opposite side was comparable to that in his dormitory.

Li Hong: "Zhou porridge..."

Zhou Congee: "Huh?"

Li Hong: "My teacher and Teacher Qunfeng fought again, no, it should be said that Teacher Qunfeng was unilaterally held down by my teacher, and Teacher Qun said that my teacher stole his honey.

But in fact no, although my teacher has been greedy for his honey for a long time, but he really has never done it!Because Teacher Qun found out that his beehive had been taken out this morning, my teacher was called over by Teacher Qun. Now the two of them were about to fight, but we stopped it.Later, we also found some hairs at the scene, both red and yellow. "

Finally, he asked cautiously: "Then, I heard that you met a yellow-throated marten yesterday?"

After listening to the long passage, how does Zhou Porridge feel?The state of astonishment turned into a state of guilty conscience.

There was also a faint voice from the opposite side, "Teacher, don't do it, don't do it, you can't beat it." "Teacher, didn't you really steal honey behind our backs?"

Then Zhou Porridge felt more and more guilty, and finally he said slowly: "If there is no accident, that, maybe you came to find me?"

The author says:

马上改错字！感谢在2022-02-2318:02:49-2022-02-2417:52:07期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!